If you aren't insane...

[xbck1]

Getting bored quickly.................. :o

[Pi Man]

I think boredom can cause insanity....

8-[ (Did I say that out loud?)

[xbck1]

:o

[darkhunter]

!!!!!

[Pinemarten]

A good sign of insanity is growing hair on the palms of your hands.

[Ripper]

Sanity is over-rated. Its a one trick pony. All you get is rational thought. What fun is that? Now, when you are insane the possibilities are endless. At least that is what my invisible cat told me.

[Archer17]

Sanity is over-rated. Its a one trick pony. All you get is rational thought. What fun is that? Now, when you are insane the possibilities are endless. At least that is what my invisible cat told me.Are you nuts?!? Oh, nevermind .. that's the other poll .. :oops:

[Ripper]

If you have to ask I can't help you.

[Archer17]

If you have to ask I can't help you.I beg your pardon .. Napoleon here don't need your help, we thank you though

[Pinemarten]

A good sign of insanity is growing hair on the palms of your hands.

[Ripper]

Just remember, if yo think you are insane you are most likely not. A sure sign you are insane is when you think you are sane, but keep wondering, "Why am I the only one here with a duck on his head?"

[Archer17]

That's a duck I shooed off my head? :o

[Pi Man]

A good sign of insanity is growing hair on the palms of your hands.

Are you having trouble responding? Can you quote but not put anything in the body of the message?

[Kaptain K]

Just remember that it is against the law to walk across a bridge into Minnesota with a duck on your head! :roll:

[Pi Man]

Ah. Do you have that book of crazy laws too? :D

[Ripper]

You mean a book that has all of the crazy and stupid laws in America? It must be pretty thick.

[Kaptain K]

Actually I found it on the 'net. I don't have the URL anymore. Sorry! :oops:

There are a bunch of them, tho.
A few I remember:


It is illegal to fish for whales in Nebraska.

It is illegal to shoot buffalo from the second floor of a hotel in Texas.

In Iowa, walking barefoot through a cornfield with a girl is considered statuatory rape.

In Massachusetts, one must have a prescription from a doctor to take a bath.

[Ripper]

Are there any states that have a loop hole that allows you to kill your brother-in-law? Not that I would, just asking.

[Pinemarten]

A good sign of insanity is growing hair on the palms of your hands.

Another good sign is checking for hair on the palms of your hands.

[jkmccrann]

Are cornfields really that dangerous? I'll have to warn my sisters about that.

[Roving Philosopher]

Are cornfields really that dangerous?
It's worse than that even. I walked into a cornfield once, and came out with an extra pair of ears!! :)

[Yorkshireman]

Stop it! You're making the pixies laugh in my head. They'll wake up the giraffe.

[cyswxman]

Arthur Dent: "I shall go mad!!!"
Ford Prefect: "I went mad once. Did me no end of good!"

[Monique]

I enjoy insanity. In my world pretty little bunnys eat from my hand!! ;)

[Gillianren]

I'm not insane. I'm mentally ill. There's a pretty clear legal distinction.

[Monique]

I'm not insane. I'm mentally ill. There's a pretty clear legal distinction.
I post for jest, but I understand. My friend Wanderer tell me some.

[Gemini]

Kinda Reminds me of Ricky Fosters "How to become schizophrenic(sp) in just 30 minutes" which involves the creation of an invisible historical figure\freind such as Caligula, or Fat Joe etc ad nauseum