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BigJim
2003-Aug-11, 11:21 PM
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Me!
Me who?
That's right!
What's right?
Meehoo!
That's what I want to know!
What's what you want to know?
Me who?
Yes, exactly!
Exactly what?
Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!
Exactly what on a chain?
Yes!
Yes what?
No, Exactlywatt!
That's what I want to know!
I told you - Exactlywatt!
Exactly what?
Yes!
Yes what?
Yes, it's with me!
What's with you?
Exactlywatt - that's what's with me.
Me who?
Yes!
Go away!

Knock knock.....

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Mr. X
2003-Aug-11, 11:44 PM
I like Agent Carl Hanratty's take on that joke from Catch Me If You Can.

Which I can't reproduce here for... ahem... obvious reasons.

I think I was the only person in the theater to laugh out loud like a nut at that joke. 8-[
freddo
2003-Aug-12, 02:45 AM
......

So tell me again:

who's on first?
Pi Man
2003-Aug-12, 03:29 AM
Exactly! :lol:
freddo
2003-Aug-12, 05:29 AM
Exactly! :lol:

Exactly's on first?
pmcolt
2003-Aug-12, 05:34 AM
Watt? #-o
freddo
2003-Aug-12, 05:35 AM
Watt? #-o

I don't know.....
Glom
2003-Aug-12, 09:32 AM
The men in white coats will be here for you soon. :wink:
Pi Man
2003-Aug-12, 04:46 PM
No! Who's on first!

Exactly's in the stands! :lol:
Doodler
2003-Aug-12, 05:42 PM
No! Who's on first!

Exactly's in the stands! :lol:

That's what I'm askin' ya, what is the guy's name on first?
BigJim
2003-Aug-12, 07:29 PM
No, what is on second.

I'm not asking you who's on second.

Who's on first.

Third base!
SeanF
2003-Aug-12, 07:31 PM
No, what is on second.

I'm not asking you who's on second.

Who's on first.
I don't know.


Third base!
freddo
2003-Aug-13, 01:25 AM
Argh..

I don't give a darn.
Pi Man
2003-Aug-13, 02:19 AM
Is there a player called "Which?"
freddo
2003-Aug-13, 05:20 AM
Who's on first?
What's on second?
I don't know's on third?
Why's left field?
Because centre field.
I will tell you the pitchers name: Tomorrow.
I'll tell you the catcher's: Today
The short stop's name? I don't give a darn.

Don't know who the rightfielder is.
SeanF
2003-Aug-13, 01:46 PM
The entire routine. (http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor4.shtml)

The right fielder is never mentioned (and there's no Which, so maybe he's the right fielder). :)
Doodler
2003-Aug-13, 01:51 PM
=D> :lol:
One day I have to find the MPEG clip of that, I have it on video tape somewhere at home, still brings me to tears watching that every so often.
jkmccrann
2005-Oct-21, 03:40 PM
Are you guys aware that the two guys who'll be running this country next year, Australia that is, are quite possibly going to be `Costello & Abbot?` the opposition is going to have a field day!
cyswxman
2005-Oct-21, 03:59 PM
=D> :lol:
One day I have to find the MPEG clip of that, I have it on video tape somewhere at home, still brings me to tears watching that every so often.

Perhaps here (http://resources.bravenet.com/audio_clips/comedy_clips/abbott__costello_-_whos_on_first/listen/) might be what you are looking for? It's a WAV file. I've heard a couple of different versions of this. Just close the window that initially gets in the way.