This Post Is Six Words Long

[RalofTyr]

This Post Is Six Words Long

[sarongsong]

Why are coffin lids nailed down?

[Occam]

Why are coffin lids nailed down?

They're not- they're screwed.....








Much like the people in them

[sarongsong]

That post was not six words. :)

[nauthiz]

Is that smiley a seventh word?

[Argos]

Well, I would rather be surfing...

[Frog march]

have you ever been to llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch?

[tdvance]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis is a very long word.

[toejam]

have you ever been to llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch?

Yes I have. Photos prove it.

[KaiYeves]

I'm surprised that nobody has made a motion picture about the X-Prize yet.

[toejam]

I'm surprised that nobody has made a motion picture about the X-Prize yet.

That again! More than six words!

[chrissy]

how about the wrong thread tj?

[KaiYeves]

That again! More than six words!
I thought this was for randomness.

[toejam]

still too many darn words there!

(answering chrissy's picky-pick)

[toejam]

I thought this was for randomness.

That's much better Kai -- just six :)

[chrissy]

chrissy was pointing out the obvious

[toejam]

and has an answer for everything :)

[chrissy]

better that way than being quiet

[toejam]

have to leave you lovely people

[chrissy]

im going too its late here

[toejam]

now I really must leave you

[Frog march]

what, is it that time already?

[nauthiz]

No, not in my time zone.

[PetersCreek]

Try three timezones to the west.

[chrissy]

so what time is it now?

[toejam]

that now is not now,now.

[chrissy]

what are you going on about?

[toejam]

that your now was THEN, see?

[KaiYeves]

I used to have a fish.

[chrissy]

and i have two cute cats

[toejam]

and a sentence one word short :)

[chrissy]

not any more it is not

[toejam]

well done, just like a... woman!

[chrissy]

thanks for pointing it out tj

[toejam]

tj always at your service ma'am.

[chrissy]

still haven't sorted the other one

[toejam]

one look shows you are wrong

[chrissy]

i will take a look now

[toejam]

look before you leap always good.

[chrissy]

i have completed the task now

[toejam]

too much to ask, what task?

[chrissy]

sorting out my lizard thats all

[toejam]

been called swine, never lizard before

[chrissy]

never even called you a lizard

[toejam]

you were sorting me out though.... ;)

[chrissy]

lol your not my lizard tj!

[toejam]

that's reassuring, or is it, hmmmm?

[sarongsong]

"Holy Quantum Link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_Link) 'People Connection', Batman!" http://www.bautforum.com/images/icons/icon6.gif :)

[chrissy]

holy smoke batman no there isnt!

[toejam]

THAT is reassuring then. Yes sir

[chrissy]

oh you mean the computer games!

[toejam]

i don't mean a game of chess

[chrissy]

i was on about sarongsongs reply

[toejam]

well young lady, you were late

[nauthiz]

Better late than never, I say.

[toejam]

that is true in most cases

[man on the moon]

This thread caused Tunguska...or not (http://www.bautforum.com/fun-n-games/68706-tunguska-event-3.html#post1152335)!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Come on baby light my fire (the obvious answer, sorry)

[chrissy]

hello stranger where have you been ?

[Swift]

Mostly Chrissy and Toejam posting here

[chrissy]

then you should visit more often!

[toejam]

very well said chrissy, hear hear

[chrissy]

how rude was that tj ? tut!

[toejam]

he only stated a fact, really

[chrissy]

we are keeping the games going

[TheNick]

this is a really easy game

[chrissy]

of course its an easy game

[toejam]

that's why i play it, duh....

[TheNick]

well, i guess that makes sense

[toejam]

Maybe to you. Speak for yourself!

[chrissy]

we didn't make this game up

[toejam]

we only hijacked the darn thing

[chrissy]

why not try my game then

[toejam]

you talkin' to me? to me???......

[chrissy]

hello is there anyone out there

[toejam]

now I don't count, is it?

[chrissy]

then they wonder why its us!

[toejam]

but we don't care do we?

[chrissy]

well i'm not sure about that

[toejam]

want to kill this thread? now?

[chrissy]

we probably already have done tj!

[toejam]

we just stop posting here, okay?

[chrissy]

or report it to the mods

[toejam]

nah...why that? poor mods, busy

[Sarawak]

Is there a point to this?

[chrissy]

we dont know, we're just following

[Mellow]

is that really six words chrissy?

[toejam]

good enough, I'm doing the same

[chrissy]

well i would have liked to add.........................

[toejam]

a penny for the Guy please

[chrissy]

hey thats cheap! i'll take ten.

[toejam]

this thread should be painlessly kiilled

[chrissy]

we are still here doing it!

[toejam]

shows us to be addicted now

[chrissy]

gameholics and can't stop playing it!

[toejam]

speak for yourself, I can, easily

[chrissy]

yet you return here so often

[toejam]

'cos you're here, and witnesses everywhere :)

[chrissy]

oh your following me around here

[toejam]

Who? Me? You talkin' to me??

[jamestox]

How many other posters are here?

[toejam]

How many other posters are here?

One too many as of now.

[chrissy]

the more the merrier i think!

[toejam]

very much depends on the company

[jamestox]

Innocuous posters certainly cause no problems.

[toejam]

Only certain self satisfied ones do.

[jamestox]

Satisfaction comes of well-done work.

[chrissy]

calm down its only a game!

[jamestox]

Some games are played with dice!

[Sarawak]

Other games are played with words.

[jamestox]

My favorite uses stick and string.

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[chrissy]

a spot of archery is it?



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[jamestox]

Loose the arrow, let it fly!

[chrissy]

make sure of your target first

[Doodler]

Someone wicked, to this thread comes.

[jamestox]

"Know your target, and what's beyond."

[chrissy]

breathing steady and count to three!

[jamestox]

"Finger off trigger, unless on target."

[chrissy]

as the safety catch is off!

[jamestox]

"All firearms are always loaded, period."

[chrissy]

keep the barrel facing the range

[jamestox]

keep the barrel facing the range - (very GOOD!)

- Cooper's Four Rules of Gun Safety

[chrissy]

drummed into me for 15 years

[Sarawak]

Natural selection might play a role.

[chrissy]

check safety catch, magazine,cock weapon!

[toejam]

fire at will. WILL not BILL!!!

[chrissy]

with a magazine of.........rounds, fire!

[toejam]

whom are we killing and why?

[chrissy]

we'er on the rifle range tj!

[toejam]

ours is not to reason why?

[chrissy]

what reason is that then tj ?

[Sarawak]

Do we really need a reason?

[toejam]

or just do and, or, die?

[Doodler]

Frag them, tag them, bag them.

[jamestox]

Then make them write bad checks!

[chrissy]

or check they are made bad!

[jamestox]

Hopefully, checks shall turn into cash!

[chrissy]

cash now your talking my language!

[jamestox]

Money is the language of business.

[chrissy]

money is the root of evil!

[toejam]

evil lurks here sometimes. I see :)

[chrissy]

see what you want to see!

[toejam]

see here, young lady I'm talking.

[chrissy]

can only read what your saying!

[Sarawak]

One cannot say much in six.

[chrissy]

we all have managed so far.

[toejam]

to while away time in fun

[chrissy]

plus we can add more later!

[Sarawak]

But it tends to be incoherent.

[chrissy]

but we seem to understand it!

[toejam]

or imagine that we don't misunderstand

[chrissy]

well i know whats been said!

[toejam]

and you read between the lines?

[chrissy]

and see things that arent there

[toejam]

like the man who was there

[chrissy]

then went away without a sign

[toejam]

and today when I went away

[chrissy]

you came back one more time

[Sarawak]

And probably will come back again.

[chrissy]

we all return here without fail

[Sarawak]

Is there no one who hasn't?

[chrissy]

think there maybe some who havent!

[toejam]

lucky B*******, not addicted, unlike us

[chrissy]

just shows how bored we are!

[toejam]

well that can be readily changed

[chrissy]

yeah! when i get off here!

[toejam]

yeah and meet with reality again

[chrissy]

then want to get back again!

[toejam]

so let's stop complaining and proceed

[chrissy]

by adding more stuff here instead

[toejam]

of being so sane and sober

[jamestox]

Printer cartridge refilling is really messy.

[chrissy]

best have someone else do it!

[Sarawak]

Who would do such a thing?

[jamestox]

Only the Shadow knows for sure....

[Sarawak]

Will the Shadow ever tell us?

[chrissy]

don't be silly shadows can't speak

[Sarawak]

What shadows know are secrets forever.

[jamestox]

To keep secrets, don't tell anyone!

[chrissy]

as it can hurt many people.

[Sarawak]

But nobody ever listens to this.

[chrissy]

but they sometimes read whats said!

[toejam]

good luck to them then, eh?

[chrissy]

im not stopping them reading it.

[Sarawak]

Do they understand what they read?

[chrissy]

dunno! but it could be fun.

[toejam]

if you can call it fun

[chrissy]

better than the so-called geography quiz

[toejam]

Wow! all I can say! Wow!

[chrissy]

did you see something interesting tj?

[mahesh]

chrissy, what's with the 'yahoo' tag?

[toejam]

Interesting, yes Chrissy. Didn't I advise: foggetabaahtit. :)

[chrissy]

im not putting my hotmail on!
for the riff raff mahesh

[toejam]

poor riff-raff, my sincere condolences enclosed

[chrissy]

hello one of the riff raff!

[toejam]

god will get you later chrissy

[chrissy]

thought it was six words long?

[toejam]

well how many do you see?

[chrissy]

what before you edited the thing?

[toejam]

people keep editing things, don't they?

[chrissy]

its a helpful thing ,changing things!

[toejam]

unlike horses in mid-stream, that's risky

[chrissy]

better to ignore, they might vanish!

[toejam]

like the days of our youth

[chrissy]

that went years ago,but returning.

[toejam]

Yep, called galloping second childhood, sometimes.

[chrissy]

what if it gallops to fast ?

[toejam]

It then can drop an O.

[Sarawak]

What happens to the dropped O?

[chrissy]

the word "galloping" wont make sense

[toejam]

the word too changes to: "to"?

[toejam]

and the O, rO-O-O-O-O-ls away, awa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay.......?

[chrissy]

have you lost the plot there?

[toejam]

Never lost an o-o-o-o tho', eh?

[Neverfly]

You people have too much time... http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/23.gif

ETA: Second post ever in this forum:neutral:

:doh:

I don't like fun n gameshttp://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/106.gif

Nitpickers: Each line has six words.

Didn't want to post six posts.:neutral:

Note: Emoticons don't count as words.

[toejam]

You people have too much time... http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/23.gif



No. We "make" time when possible. :)

or

Killing time till it kills us. :(


But at my back I always hear
Time's winged chariot hurrying near;
And yonder all before us lie
Deserts of vast eternity

Andrew Marvell

[chrissy]

hello neverfly ,were you bored then?

[Neverfly]

hello neverfly ,were you bored then?
Yes, yeppers, yup, yep and sure.

[chrissy]

and you still must be bored?

[Neverfly]

no.











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[chrissy]

you could of stretched the no!

[Neverfly]

I didn't feel like doing that.

[Frog march]

Two vowels, lost in a ghetto
a ghetto of really mean consonants

they heard a mean gettoblaster song
from a house on "Mean Street"
Song:"this is a man's word...."
"but it would mean NOTHIN', NOTHIN'..."
"without an 'a' or an 'e'"

and just then a fight started
and they did end in A&E.

the story of two lost vowels...

[chrissy]

we've one that says too much!


and another that says too little!

[toejam]

we've TWO that say too much :)

[chrissy]

only allowed six words on here!

[sarongsong]

When is a word not one?

[chrissy]

when its a number? i hope!

[jamestox]

numbers and words are very symbolic

[chrissy]

usually they help to break codes!

[sarongsong]

So no 'penalty' for numbers here?

[jamestox]

Do we have a penalty box?

[chrissy]

only in our football ,over here!

[sarongsong]

No hockey games played over there? :)

[toejam]

Yes ma'am, but it's field hockey.

[chrissy]

forgot about the hockey over here!

a very nasty game when played without padding

[jamestox]

Okay, I will forget about hockey.

[chrissy]

i never forget the game , ever!

[jamestox]

Only forget if your team loses!

[Trocisp]

This post isn't six words long.

[jamestox]

Nice touch on your post, Trocisp!

[chrissy]

having a german student staying soon!

[jamestox]

Non-English languages not my forte'.

[chrissy]

i can speak it , mums german!

[jamestox]

I can speak Southern Appallachian well.

[chrissy]

then you can speak english then?

[jamestox]

I'm not sure about Queen's English...

[chrissy]

but English all the same James?

[jamestox]

Not to hear some people proclaim! :)

[chrissy]

here there are some who can't!