Leave a random silly sentence!

[KaiYeves]

Bigfoot is coming to take me away.

[Frog march]

on Wednesdays, I play the tambourine for the UK leader of the opposition.

[foreignkid]

We should be using velcro more...

[3dknight]

Sometimes I'm to lazy to turn my TV off.

[chrissy]

i feel i'm having a blonde moment coming on!

[KaiYeves]

Do fairies brush their teeth?

[LucasVB]

It's my turn to play with the lemon!

[Sarawak]

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

[Frog march]

tread carefully; for the sea is wet.

[Sarawak]

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

[Frog march]

Is that Grabknobbel, the postman, eating the daisies again?

[Sarawak]

Not many people have ever seen the inside of an electron.

[KaiYeves]

I have a fire-breathing dragon in my back pocket.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Since we eat Mars bars on Earth, do they eat Earth bars on Mars?

[KaiYeves]

I found a pelsiosaur in my soup this morning.

[montebianco]

BAUT is a front for the mob.

[Occam]

Imagine how deep the ocean would be if it wasn't for all the sponges.

[Sarawak]

Time flies like an arrow.

[KaiYeves]

I have a great one-storey house that's all painted green except the stairs.

And the mome raths outgrabe.
Oh, so it's "raths"? I heard that poem read and thought it was "wrasse", as in the kind of fish.

[Sarawak]

Jack Kevorkian on the lamb eats his medicine in cheese.

From http://www.sillysentence.com

[KaiYeves]

Do not play badmitton with a birdy made of applesauce.

[Sarawak]

Do coelacanths have astronomers?

[KaiYeves]

A lizard man works at the local arcade.

[jja]

I began it elsewhere; otherwise present twice the number of cutlets to an area beyond the means.

[Dragon Star]

Once, while riding a roller coaster, I was hit in the face by a Goose.

[Frog march]

traffic lights in hyperspace dance the chacha

[KaiYeves]

I saw Batman kissing a floppy disk.

[torque of the town]

Why is there only ONE monopolies commission:confused:

[Nadme]

Reptiloids of Draconis refuse to ingest breath mints to cure the dandruff in their scales.

[Paul Beardsley]

I am my own sock puppet.

[KaiYeves]

It is three fourty PM and I don't know where my lobster is.

[Nadme]

I get by with a little helium in a shot glass.

[KaiYeves]

I heard a guy burping in El Salvador.
(Of course, it was over the telephone.)

[Paul Beardsley]

Now is the winter of our discount tent.

[Paul Beardsley]

Now is the winter of our discount tent.

[mahesh]

.....he repeated......... making a pitch........

[torque of the town]

Dont trifle with me custard!

[KaiYeves]

Burn every stopwatch's cow except mine!

[Blue Fire]

Writing poems is lots of fun,
"And then", "However", "Again" say some,
Yet most of all are rhythm and rhyme,
But how and why with space and time,
No one knows for sure, it's true,
But I don't care, so why should you?

[KaiYeves]

Your monkey stole my drink!

[Blue Fire]

I'm still waiting for my monkey to type out Hamlet.

[KaiYeves]

Movie sequels are like nuclear energy.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Step on no pets ... reads the same backwards!

[peteshimmon]

Be kind and considerate and helpful to your
enemy.

[Eric Vaxxine]

The most important component of a Formula 1
racing car, is the nut the holds the steering wheel.

[torque of the town]

My teeth itch...

[Eric Vaxxine]

There's a big pane in my window.
(ref ... Captain Beefheart)

[toejam]

I have a headache, two or three inches above my head

[KaiYeves]

Volume goes up, apple cores go down.

[torque of the town]

Elvis is alive and well, and lives in my garden shed.... with Bill & Ben.

[Frog march]

network your towels

[KaiYeves]

I ate a sundae with hot dog in the middle of the North Sea.

[Eric Vaxxine]

If we eat Mars bars on Earth, do they eat Earth bars on Mars?

[KaiYeves]

It's raining decimal points!

[torque of the town]

the weather has fractionally improved..

[Nadme]

Penguins wear tuxedos to the Purple Primrose Prom.

[Nadme]

I can see for kilometers and kilometers on my octagonal hectare of land.

[Fazor]

Banannas, while educational, contain dangerously high levels of imported chlorides.

[Frog march]

if you turn this sentence around in the fourth dimension, you get a recipe for Polish marmalade.

[torque of the town]

if you turn this sentence around in the fourth dimension, you get a recipe for Polish marmalade.




Delicious!!!

[Nadme]

The sphagetti tree grew garlic-bread leaves.

[sarongsong]

Elvis is 73 today. :)

[KaiYeves]

It is presently 13 o'clock.

[torque of the town]

Elvis is 73 today. :)


I know, theres a party in my shed!

[Frog march]

a wig was driving down the road when a police car pulls it over. The policeman asked it to blow into something and handed it a trumpet; and that is how the band The Green Onion Rapture Band started.

[Nadme]

Pink seashells on sandy beaches with ribbons of frosting and dashes of nonpariels all around.

[KaiYeves]

ToSeek is logged off.

[torque of the town]

the moon is 70% chedder & 30% edam.

[KaiYeves]

If "c" was next to "d" on the keyboard, you could type "XKCD" by only moving your finger one key over.

[torque of the town]

Your cloths would fade very quickly on Venus.

[Nadme]

Go-go dancing on the merry-go-round caused acute vertigo, relieved by taking LSD and tripping over into The Looking Glass.

[torque of the town]

Bullseye was only the stage name of Bill Sykes dog, his real name was Colin.

[KaiYeves]

Everything is purple, except the stuff that isn't.

[Hans]

You can say that again said the blind man to the deaf mute while both sat in the darken room.

[sarongsong]

Did'ja hear Britney Spears is getting back together again?

[Obviousman]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[torque of the town]

All my eels have gone off in a hovercraft!

[toejam]

Hear hear, said the deaf man, I see, said the blind man.

[Blue Fire]

I saw a C in the sea once, but it wasn't spelled correctly.

[torque of the town]

I have a small spiral Galaxy in my left ear.

[Blue Fire]

My favorite delusion is waking up every day.

[torque of the town]

some people delude them selves into thinking they wake up every day......

[Nadme]

The blue and purple carnival horses on their poles go undulating past billowing gray thunderheads crackling with lightning and raining popcorn...

[torque of the town]

The blue and purple carnival horses on their poles go undulating past billowing gray thunderheads crackling with lightning and raining popcorn...



where do you get your special mushrooms from?? :shifty:

[Nadme]

where do you get your special mushrooms from?? :shifty:

I'm that good, huh? :cool: I'll never tell :p ;)

[chrissy]

the stairs case goes up and down but they don't move!

[toejam]

my mouse is almost smashed and it doesn't even drink!!!!!

[chrissy]

my chair has legs but can't walk!

[toejam]

my table has the same trouble, they must be related.

[Blue Fire]

There are ants in the ointment and my pants have an appointment.

[TheNick]

And just in case, I'll erase your face from the database.

[torque of the town]

Why!? is it only me that can see them....

[toejam]

Here they come again!!! What are they???

[Nadme]

Silver fireflies flicker in the crimson sunset as golfballs cascade down a powdered soap waterfall

[torque of the town]

I can dig that!

[chrissy]

they've all gone mad it tell you mad!

[toejam]

that's a fact, NOT a silly sentence, but this is: goodnight to all nightowls and their fleas>

[Sarawak]

The Tunguska event was not caused by the shootout in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

[torque of the town]

Don't play marbles with you fathers glass eye, he wants it to look for work!

[Sarawak]

The universe is a place of great variety; after all, it has everything in it!

[toejam]

It hasn't got me, I'm in a parallel universe, my wife says.

[chrissy]

OMG the rain is wet ,as my daughter always says to me!

[toejam]

It's still Monday, unless it rains, & then it's a rainy day.

[KaiYeves]

My CD player is from Mars.

[toejam]

My CD player is from Mars.

Did you travel there to fetch it? Is your real name Bright?

Because,

There was a young lady named Bright,
Who travelled much faster than light,
She started one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.

[torque of the town]

They talk to me.......

[toejam]

My CD player is from Mars.

Gotcha KaiBright! :) The maker of your CD player is on "Babbling":-

http://www.bautforum.com/off-topic-babbling/69444-man-mars.html#post1158110

[Sarawak]

This statement is false.

[Mister Earl]

The above statement is true.

[Sarawak]

The above statement is both true and false.

[BetaDust]

Yes Indeed.

The Same goos for the Statement's Below.

[Nadme]

Little Noah lost a tooth, thought it made him 6 years old; when his grandmother told him otherwise, he thought her a toad.

[Sarawak]

None of the statements on this page are true or false, including this one.

[KaiYeves]

Bochital brontosaurus stampede!

[Sarawak]

Wouldn't it be easier to send the Selenites on a moon mission, since they are already there?

[Nadme]

Stalactites crashing down a sad clown came to town as buttermilk attracts flies and sparks fly brightly to the skies

[KaiYeves]

I like to eat from trash cans while scuba diving.

[toejam]

I never tell the truth.

[EndeavorRX7]

This is a sad thread, but I just increased my post count by 1!

[Nadme]

Maiden mermaids frollick about as meteors streak overhead and into the water, fizzling like Alka-Seltzer.

[toejam]

Are there not enough silly sentences on the other threads?

[Nadme]

Green toads and blue snails glide silently through a veil of cheesecloth at twilight, above the flickering pink neon flamingos.

[BetaDust]

Ferengi Rule Of acquisition 258: No good deed ever goes unpunished. (Not True!)

[Nadme]

I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Sorry.

[BetaDust]

Do not say Sorry m8, As long as that wood get's woodcheckt, all is ok.

[chrissy]

As I walked over London Bridge i met a London scholar, he drew of his hat and drew of his coat what was the name of the scholar?

[toejam]

I dunno, but as I was going up the stair, I met a man who wasn't there; he wasn't there again today, I wish to hell he'd go away.

[Sean Clayden]

I'm not a pheasant plucker I'm a pheasant plucker's mate, I'm plucking pheasants because the pheasant plucker ain't.

[marsbug]

Wear the nylon undewear of doom, for tomorrow we diet.

[toejam]

Sounds like a pleasant plucking occupation Sean, better than plucking ducks.

[Sean Clayden]

Plucking ducks is for the little orange people........

[toejam]

Orange people are lepidopterous Florida leprechauns.

[Starchild615]

Cotton Candy Tastes So Good

[Nadme]

...floating on a cornflake above fields of goldenrod as lemondrops begin sprinkling down from sepia-edged clouds...

[LaurelHS]

A purple leopard is following me, and my sister says if I sprinkle nutmeg on him, he'll go away.

[Starchild615]

A Giant Moth Just Landed on My Desk and Flew Away with my Printer

[Bolasanibk]

When I find myself, I will hit myself so hard I wont know what hit me.

[autumn1971]

I have no idea what just hit me, but if I find out it was myself I'll hit myself so hard I won't know that I had known what had been just about to hit me.

[Starchild615]

When I looked through my telescope at the moon, I saw cheese men running around a crater

[Sean Clayden]

What is a moon ?

[mike alexander]

If dogs pant, what do pants do?

[mugaliens]

Pants can be dogged. In mechanical engineering, on a general level, a dog can be any piece of material that prevents movement or imparts movement. Thus, when you button your pants, you're dogging them.

CD, DVD, HDVD bitters, a few bytes, a lot of bytes, a ton of bytes that chitter.

[Sean Clayden]

Can purple hedgehogs leapfrog orange frogs ?

[Starchild615]

My Eco Sphere broke and my shrimps walked out the door
( It did not really brake :lol: )

[LaurelHS]

I really really hate socks.

[Nadme]

...white chocolate cremes amidst caramel streams as milk chocolate flows in silky night dreams from the Big Dipper...

[mugaliens]

As I walked over London Bridge i met a London scholar, he drew of his hat and drew of his coat what was the name of the scholar?

Is it "he?"

[Fledermaus]

No mug's its a real name!

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead fellows got up for a fight. They stood back to back,faceing each other, drew out their swords and shot each other!

[Starchild615]

My garbage pail turned into a Dalek and said "EXTERMINATE"

[Fledermaus]

The second purple sun on my planet has just set in a vail of black mist.

[KaiYeves]

The Millenium Falcon has just collided with a Shi'ar ship.

[Fledermaus]

my mad cat has just answered me back!!!

[Eric Vaxxine]

I felt compelled to answer the ringing in my ears!

[Fledermaus]

Wow! You can make the same sound as the ringing in your ears!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Hey, don't bricklayers work digitally?

[Fledermaus]

I tried to look back in time but I couldn't see the watch face from the back!

[Nadme]

Over sea the deep blue sky, rowing towards shore by and by; silver fish flash, cloud dots scuttle; breaking open golden streamers of the summer sun.

[mugaliens]

Shortly after seeing the silver fish flash by, the great white from which it was escaping clamped onto my torso...

[Eric Vaxxine]

My wife said I am funny, funny looking.

[Eric Vaxxine]

I replied that she was pretty, pretty ugly!

[Nadme]

...orange bursts of bottle rockets sweep blindingly into the sky as snowflakes drift quietly onto the slumbering hills below...

[Gigabyte]

I am so lost and confused my shoes have turned to plastic packing peanuts.

[Buttercup]

I'm so lost and confused my shoes have turned into candy circus peanuts. That's even worse! Squish squish squish (and they don't taste good either :( )

[Gigabyte]

The taste of Spanish packing peanuts still lingers, like the aroma of a fresh squid, grilled with gold dust and brake shoe powder.

[Buttercup]

I came, I saw, I see-sawed, I see, Arkansas, Tennessee.

[Eric Vaxxine]

How far is 30 minutes by car exactly?

[Gigabyte]

The Eric vaccine, renown for both it's speed as well as the ever present fruit bat, sloths with direct porpoise, like a wave form breaking on a distant moor.

[Gigabyte]

Not sufficient to be silly, he attempts a pun, only to slide sideways, breakneck speeds and cardboard gear tracks, useless, as the day sends forth the birds of the air, replete with plumage and grace, it bends into the surreal, a topic breaker, damage points for the brain pan, over a slow fire.

[KaiYeves]

Dinosaurs are dancing on my ceiling.

[Defiant]

Nobody is coming to the bayou. (That's what my 2 year old niece was singing the other day, don't know what it means) http://photosnag.com/img/1856/y08m1110mhmd/2.gif

[Gigabyte]

Your service has temporarily been suspected.

[KaiYeves]

I prefer to take my coffee on top of a flying 747. (Based on something my 4 year old cousin said after eating too much sugar.)

[Seeka]

Lights, Camera, Action.........................Bang!

[Gigabyte]

Neither silly nor random, he decides to order a mongoose, with small dead fish on the side.

[Gigabyte]

After I changed my name to Barrak, the fear of camels decreased,

[KaiYeves]

The second hand of time.

[Buttercup]

It was a dark and stormy night.
It was a dark and humid night.
It was a dark and torrid night.
It was a dark and scary night.
It was a dark and dank night.
It was a dark and lonely night.
It was a dark and fretful night.

(next time leave the nightlight on!)

[Seeka]

The clouds sailed past the pale wan moon shining in on steffs golden tresses and she looked up in wonderment and thought...Is it the full moon thats keeping me awake?!!!!

[cosmocrazy]

The silly thing is i can't think of anything silly to write, so i guess just writing silly will seem a bit silly anyway.

[mike alexander]

They appeared out of the mist like wraiths, like spirits; then they disappeared into the mist again, without leaving a phone number.

[Gigabyte]

They appeared out of the mist like wraiths, like spirits; then they disappeared into the mist again, without leaving a phone number.

with that, the thread slid into the abyss, only to return, like a zombie with a sore leg.

[Gigabyte]

Not sufficient to be silly, he attempts a pun, only to slide sideways, breakneck speeds and cardboard gear tracks, useless, as the day sends forth the birds of the air, replete with plumage and grace, it bends into the surreal, a topic breaker, damage points for the brain pan, over a slow fire.

[Frog march]

the tired crab spat on the pavement and then walked to the moon.

[Gigabyte]

That is so Zen. It reminds me of the story of the goat and the stairmaster.

[DukePaul]

"you are somewhat ugly to be an alien princess?"

[mike alexander]

"It has been more than a century," Quatermass mused, placing the tips of his fingers together as he stared into the embers of the dying fire, "Since the interiors of our commonly circulating coins were systematically examined for truffles."

[Swift]

random silly sentence!

There I left it right where I said I would, so no one touch it, you might leave scratches or something and then I'd have to buff those out.

[DukePaul]

Using the word "buff" and Swift in the same sentence.

[AndreasJ]

Fanatical rubber ducky cultists are a dire threat to national security blankets.

[Gigabyte]

The discrepancies between terrestrial and satellite measurements is not relevant.

[DukePaul]

The Moon was towed out of Earth orbit today after many complaints of the locals not being able to sleep at night.

[Salty]

"Deduct went over defense, defeat before detail."

[DukePaul]

How do you explain the difference between a donut and bagel to an alien?

[mike alexander]

Subject and verb isn't agree.

[Gigabyte]

Slippery slopes aren't just metaphors for sliding because real slippery slopes are dangerous and you can fall into a pile of snow and then oh then the laughter hahaha until a car runs over your foot.

[megrfl]

Or you dislocate your kneecap, after everyone stops screaming bloody murder at the sight of it, put some ice on it for 15 mins and you'll be walking in no time.

[Swift]

Trench-coated turtles have invaded the upper part of the spaghetti warehouse, coinciding with the eruption of sponge cake monitors on the mountains of the vital pea soup.

[DukePaul]

Even if you could break through to the other side, would there be pizza?

[Swift]

Carbohydrates are nature's slide trombone, allowed the digestive tract to influence the development of Jazz in the nicer parts of Europe.

[DukePaul]

Gravity and french toast are the same thing just different.

[Gigabyte]

French toast!

[mike alexander]

Who stole the kishka?

[DukePaul]

US District judge today gave total ownership of the District of Columbia to the country of Columbia saying that "they have the same name so they must be the same country."

[Swift]

The Voices keep telling me to clean my room and eat all my beets.

[mike alexander]

Please eat the twelve fruits of the holy spirit before they rot.

[DukePaul]

Honey, put your zombie down and come eat supper!

[mike alexander]

Don't you understand that a question, by its very nature, causes the exclamation point to shrivel up?

[Swift]

Warm fuzzy cubes of alpha are passing through the I-77 overpass, unifying the force of cupcakes.

[Gigabyte]

The day went by like a hiker with a pebble in his ear.

[Otherworldly]

This thread can make sense if the posts speak more clearly.

[DukePaul]

I slapped the cat with toast but its secrets it withheld.

[Gigabyte]

Post are to words, as a cactus is to a tree.

[DukePaul]

Midget mermen murmuring mutiny might make many mariners mad.

[Swift]

Free-range porcupines are highly regarded for the ability to sense complete mathematical solutions.

[mike alexander]

Last night I slept for seven hours - in bed.

[Swift]

The flux field compensators are running at 103% of their rated efficiency, in spite of the increase in lemon pie production by the third shift antelopes.

[mike alexander]

No words were harmed in the writing of this sentence.

[DukePaul]

Fruit-of-the-Loom inertial dampers promise never to give you that hot moist feeling when exercising.

[mike alexander]

Inertial dumpsters help stabilize loads of garbage.

[Swift]

"Loads of garbage!" Sir Edmin yelled, "Loads of garbage!", as Mrs. Pintersnoddle, the Underbishop's secretary, served cakes and small, marinated hedgehogs for afternoon tea.

[mike alexander]

As Sir Levi Jeans noted in the late 19th century: "I see no need for this telephone device in England, as we have plenty of hedgehogs."

[Buttercup]

I am Henry the 8th I am! Henry the 8th I am I am...not and I'm glad because if I were, I'd be dead and that's creeeeepy! :p

[mike alexander]

Baffles baffle me.

[Swift]

"Man the air defense stations, or I'll report you to the Deputy Foreign Minister for Central America", screamed Hilda Hamster, as she pulled weeds from old Mr. Rabbit's carrot patch.

[mike alexander]

The girdle's glance told me all I needed to know about the paramceium hiding behind the door.

[Swift]

As we can see in equation 11, the panda can be assumed to be a slowly rotating sphere, but only in the inertial frame of western Lake County.

[mike alexander]

"Comestibles!" Sir Loin cried, "Are like a fine, thick soup in the pot of the evening!"

[DukePaul]

The hot scent of Jupiter stirs my probe.

[Gigabyte]

Modern living cells have inherited the same size of proton gradient and, crucially, the same orientation -- positive outside and negative inside -- as the inorganic vesicles from which they arose.

[megrfl]

I'm typing this with knit glovews on. It's going really well and its furn. Try it you'll like it,. I like it so much I don't want to sotop.

Here'sw the alphabet,

a b c d e f g gh i j k lm no p q rs tu v w x yaz.

I was epecting a lot more errrors.

[mike alexander]

Crochet is like knitting one-armed.

Or was that just a bad analogy?

[Swift]

Sure, sparrows are the surest sign that the internal combustion engine isn't the proper device for extracting the pit from the fruit of the pineapple tree; but then, Newton wasn't very fond of sparrows, was he.

[DukePaul]

"Lady, I don't care if your cat is a famous singing lumberjack. There is a no cat in plaid shirts ordinance!"

[Swift]

"Lady, I don't care if your cat is a famous singing lumberjack. There is a no cat in plaid shirts ordinance!"
I cut down trees. I eat a mouse.
I go to the litter box.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have flightless birds for tea.

[DukePaul]

"I wear high heels and skip and jump and have buttered scones for tea"

The nine hump camel was used for the first time today in the War against Terrorism.

[Swift]

Zoot, a spandex wearing mouse, enjoyed eating deep fried wristwatches, and dancing at the Copa Cabana.

thanks Moose (http://www.bautforum.com/off-topic-babbling/100956-fazors-random-thoughts.html#post1684318)

[mike alexander]

Covering up evidence of calluses is not a crime, but can cause unwanted spectral shifts and major grid leaks in your drip pan.

[DukePaul]

The TV commercials are living proof of a higher existence.

[Swift]

Please, love the apple sauce of turtles, for without it, all pencils will be inserted into the upper bark of the submarine.

[DukePaul]

Donuts never think outside the box.

[Gigabyte]

This topic could be turned into a best selling book, if it had illustrations.

[Swift]

The non random silliness of this thread had greatly trouble Sir Porcupine; so much so that his ice cream cups were melting in the blazing heat of his love for the Queen of Riddles.

[DukePaul]

"The letter "Z" tested out at the bottom of the ranking for its class and that is why "Z" is last, little Timmy."

[mike alexander]

If I can get my fork unstuck you're all in big trouble.

[Boratssister]

What a fridge rupert!

[Swift]

By this time next Thursday, all of Mrs. Badger's teacakes will have achieved escape velocity and will have settled into orbit around the third car over from the left... no, not that one, the silver one.

[megrfl]

Nadine's nefarious nemisis is noxious nude nylons.

[mike alexander]

I broke my pringle.

[Swift]

I had a pringle once, I kept it in a little tank on the windowsill by my desk, where the sunlight could shine off of its glowing purple fur and the breeze could tickle its fronds, and I would feed it fish sticks and small pebbles and I would sing little songs to it about the mountains of the northern plateau and it would chirp back, often in tune, and then I would pet it between its eye stalks until they vibrated at about 1.73 MHz, and then mom and Aunt Betty and the National Institute for the Study of Pure and Applied Carpet Cleaners would call us for third lunch and we'd come running up the 14 flights of stairs and across the great expanse of the third ballroom and all nine of us would sit at the table and eat oranges and kelp that came all the way from the seas on the third moon.

[Spoons]

Never try to shoe-horn a slippery dish into your pajamas.