Leave a random silly sentence!

[Sarawak]

backblast from the jetpack welded the scissors open

Jetpacks are awesome. (Not a silly sentence, but I had to say it.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgdIE2t8QkM

[LookingSkyward]

need hi-temp scissors...videos is awesome!

[Sarawak]

Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.

[LookingSkyward]

or rocks. rocks are good. or scissors

[Sarawak]

Especially on velociraptors. Which when differentiated are acelleraptors.

[LookingSkyward]

or displaceoraptors - they're tricky, but not to be confused with apatosaurus

[Sarawak]

I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub can hold that many people.


[LookingSkyward]

Help me Coely-wan Kenobi! You're our only hope!

[Sarawak]

Hang him Obi-wan Kenobi! You've got our only rope!

[LookingSkyward]

Wring 'em dry, Obi-wan Kenobi! He's been rinsed of soap!

[Sarawak]

Obi-wan, obi-two, obi-three, obi-four, can I have a little more?

[LookingSkyward]

the staplerians now have officially declared docu-war on the paper-clipriots. The post-it notarians are remaining neutral.

[Sarawak]

The resulting paper cuts are too horrible to behold.

[LookingSkyward]

We can only hope that there is no strategic escalation to scissors or (gasp) the SHREDDER!

[Sarawak]

Better dead than shred!

[LookingSkyward]

Staple removers on the rampage - see the photos on the 'Guess what this' is thread!

[Sarawak]

Guess what this kid shred!

[LookingSkyward]

Once the foxes caught all the dream-mice under my bed, they snuck out into the living room to eat the fish and torment the turtle

[Sarawak]

Rain, rain, go away, come again, the very same day.

[LookingSkyward]

periodicity between raindrops, or drop-cluster-events?

[Sarawak]

A silly sentence can be both true and silly.

[Zentisan]

Snipers are really bad at football.

[Sarawak]

They're quite good at backgammon though.

[LookingSkyward]

frontgammon, however, requires rugby players

[Sarawak]

I beez in the trap!

[LookingSkyward]

trap successful, start melting the butter

[Zentisan]

Butter side up, Butter side down, any which way, I am ok with my toast.

[LookingSkyward]

corn dogs, corn dogs, yummy yummy yummy!

[peureux]

the bean hopping sautee learned to race my uncle when i saw the dry leg leaning towards the umbrella on a half day

[Noclevername]

Mars needs wombats!

[peureux]

when washing your toes don't forget the oyster crumbs

[LookingSkyward]

The oyester crumbs are not in my toes...

[peureux]

singing flipflops always walk around the bay slowly

[LookingSkyward]

Many toads make for slurpy soup

[Swift]

OH MY GOD, Curiosity has DANCE FEVER! Someone get me a mix tape!

[LookingSkyward]

Disco like Johnny 5!

[Swift]

Plinga, plinga, plinga.

[Swift]

In space, no one can hear you make little chirping sounds

[LookingSkyward]

I point and laugh at oyester crumbs that make little chirping sounds

[peureux]

This guy walked backwards and sang I Just Wanna Be Your Everything in monotone? I think we need to take him off of the waiting list.

[Noclevername]

Twas Brill Creme, and the minnow's toes did mire and whimper at the waves,

All flimsy were the borrowed hose, except my grandmother, who rides a little red tricycle.

[LookingSkyward]

I loved that red trike! Now I know who has it...

[Noclevername]

The Squirrel Mafia is coming for YOU!

[FarmMarsNow]

What is not commonly known is the Squirrel Mafia is part of Sandy Squirrel's past, but she doesn't chatter about that now.

[Noclevername]

That's nuts, I can't make heads or tails of it.

[LookingSkyward]

My cashews! Where have they gone???

[Noclevername]

Cashew later, almond my way out.

[Zentisan]

Moths and Butterflies have a lot in common. I know.

[Noclevername]

Will the Mome Raths please pick up their tricycles in parking lot D.

[LookingSkyward]

I thought NCN's gramma had my trike...???

[Swift]

Joe, give your sister her left index finger back RIGHT NOW or so help me, I was turn this Spanish Galleon RIGHT AROUND. Just wait till Flemblorg, the Minor God for Sibling Transgressions hears about this!

[LookingSkyward]

If that cat gets into the bag one more time, I'll feed it to the zombie ferrets

[Sarawak]

Help, the ferrets are back!

[LookingSkyward]

Herbivorous dinosaurs died out because they did not have cheese sauce, and no one will eat cycad without cheese sauce

[Swift]

I have seen zombie threads burning on the shores of the Sea of Que.

[Noclevername]

Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers.

[Swift]

Puff the Magic Draggon, lived by the Si
And polyp in the auto Myst
In a land called Wounded Knee

[Noclevername]

I thought NCN's gramma had my trike...???

There's more than one tricycle in the world, LS, It's not all about you.

[LookingSkyward]

No i'm gonna pout

[Noclevername]

Pout, pout, let it all out, these are the things that we post about.

[Swift]

Mrs. Poodle, would you bring me my dog cabbage?

[LookingSkyward]

Potatos! They will revolutionize punkin chunkin!

[DukePaul]

USC astronomy student was expelled today for saying "shooting star" causing a lockdown of the campus till police could check all stellar masses for firearms.

[LookingSkyward]

Grandma, the hamsters are sliding through the apple butter!

[Swift]

Grandma, the hamsters are sliding through the apple butter!
That's fine. Now, you dip them in the flour, put them on a baking sheet, and bake for 35 minutes in a 350 degree oven.

[LookingSkyward]

Grandma, the hamster fritters are exploding in the oven!

[Buttercup]

Grandma, the hamster fritters are exploding in the oven!

Lol!!! :)

Deep-ocean clouds are prettiest at 1:13 a.m.

[Swift]

I have, for some time now, pondered the vast absorbance of the dichromic Doppler shift, and realized, in that small furry place that we call Montana, that the vast sum of creation is best expressed, as best as we humans can express it, by the classified ads of the Village Voice, particularly the ads for giant, saber-toothed hamsters.

[DukePaul]

A daily increase of vitamin c promotes infinite mass and renewed velocity.

[Swift]

Does a poem,
have to rhyme.
Or even make sense.
As the carrots of the sky,
lie quivering beneath the newly fallen pretzels.

[Noclevername]

And it always pretzels when I forgot my umbrella.

[Noclevername]

How Long? is a book, and Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.

[DukePaul]

"smack, Heil!...smack, Heil!.....smack, Heil!" I hate it when Nazis chew gum.

[LookingSkyward]

Real ones, from my family this weekend:
"Was that your nose, my ear, or the cat?" - following a little squeaky noise, with all of us having sinus problems.

At the beach, the discussion regards whether to sit on a log or the small round pebbles making up the beach...
"Well, the rocks are softer than the wood, and also closer to the ground..."

[starcanuck64]

In no way is my left nostril responsible for the recent seismic activity in Sumatra.

[Noclevername]

We all asked Dan to do the marshmallow voice.

[LookingSkyward]

The penguin reacted badly to the brandy, proptly launcing into lark-like song

[DukePaul]

I don't care if your cat is sixteen we are not buying him a car.

[Swift]

I have become Bob, eater of muffins!

[LookingSkyward]

The Kales (yes, even the Brussels sprouts) are vastly intellectually superior to soy. No Kale has ever been Tofued.

[Swift]

A tofu and his money are soon partied.

[LookingSkyward]

Toe Fu as practiced by the Chow Mein monks is the reason they wear no socks

[Swift]

"No socks!" cried Mrs. Badger, as she completed the on-line survey for a chance to win a date with the Third Epoch of the Tungsten Dynasty.

[LookingSkyward]

"No Socks!" Cried Swift. "You are permanently banned!"

[Swift]

Ladies and gentlemen, friends and relatives, and all you freshmen mothers and fathers, and their parents... its the only band banned in Providence; its the Brown Band, in Providence.

[LookingSkyward]

The krill! The krill in my jello are revolting!

[Noclevername]

I doff my derby to the dedicated detectives of Denver for discovering the dangerous dancing dandelions from Delaware.

[Swift]

Finally, a faintly fluorescent phrasing of fun form, formalized in the fixation on a frivolous framing of phonetics.

[LookingSkyward]

pastel windows shining on the small frog

[Swift]

The spammers are still the best at this. I just killed this gem:


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[Noclevername]

All your base thumping statistics are belong to us.

[LookingSkyward]

back in my day, a fellow had to dag his own darned nabbits! Kids today :[

[Swift]

I was darning a nabbit and almost ran out of yarn, but luckily Big Don came along and he has lots of yarns, so now I've made some very nice nabbits, which I were going to give to Buttercup, since she likes nabbits, but Joshua made her wall come a tumbling down.

[LookingSkyward]

I was darning a nabbit and almost ran out of yarn, but luckily Big Don came along and he has lots of yarns, so now I've made some very nice nabbits, which I were going to give to Buttercup, since she likes nabbits, but Joshua made her wall come a tumbling down. absolutely fantastic, Swift!

[Noclevername]

I went to school with Dag Nabbit, swore like a sailor but otherwise a heck of a guy.

[Swift]

My uncle Mike could sail like a swordsmen.

[Noclevername]

My uncle Mike could sail like a swordsmen.

The Dread Pirate Mike?

[Swift]

"Bob", I said to Bob, "Bob, have you ever sailed on an ocean so deeply blue that the canvas of your asparagus was completely put forth upon a proposition that the third retaining bolt of airplane glue was left stranded on my wife's 1963 Buick LeSabre".

[Noclevername]

Unicycline negates Hot Tamale indicted mailman braid freeness.