Leave a random silly sentence!

[Sarawak]

Yes, their earth is shaped differently.

[LookingSkyward]

Sometimes I think it's flat, as I've been to the edge. Other times I haven't.

[Sarawak]

The edge of the world is sharp - wear gloves.

[LookingSkyward]

back to cheese? The cheddar is sharp...

[Sarawak]

How can we tell if a sentence is silly or not? We need some sort of silliometer.

[LookingSkyward]

I have a silliometer. It's made of grunkles and beans, using a dry noodle as the indicator, with animal crackers etched on the face to indicate the level of silliness, with camel as the most silly.

[Sarawak]

My car broke down on the expressway, so I put a solar flare out behind it.

[LookingSkyward]

Hmmm... Worst new product idea... solar flare in the trunk....

[Sarawak]

Yes, everyone knows solar flares go in the boot.

[LookingSkyward]

Not elephants....Trunk!

[Sarawak]

British elephants don't have trunks, they have boots.

[LookingSkyward]

Doh! I forgot the little-known British elephant! Do they like sharp cheddar?

[Sarawak]

I'm sure they do. They prefer fish and chips though.

[LookingSkyward]

Fish and Chips are peanut vendors at the London Elephantarium, so that is quite understandable.

[Sarawak]

Yes, they moved there after they were laid off in Moscow, for getting just a little too "friendly" with the elephants.

[Sarawak]

Nobody has posted "stoopidin'" in the "Words that are 'new' to you" thread.

[LookingSkyward]

Overmodulation - a thread about correctly setting up your ham radio to avoid audio distortion

[Sarawak]

42% of internet traffic is carried over the TCP/IP amateur radio network.

[Frog march]

6% carrier pigeon

[LookingSkyward]

4% messages in bottles

[Sarawak]

This Lion Dance is so loud I can't hear myself think :(

[LookingSkyward]

I thought I heard myself think, but then I realized it was an old black-and-white Sherlock Holmes on Hulu

[Sarawak]

Holy *moly* that crackhead is so *messed* up he's dancin' and stoopidin'!

[LookingSkyward]

Who, Me?

[Superlearner]

I came, I search, I didn't find. To follow....

[Sarawak]

I must learn to incorporate the word "stoopidin'" into my everyday speech.

[Swift]

"Excuse me", said Neville, the hampster with the overbite, "Which way to the submarine farm?"

[Eric Vaxxine]

I heard someone say on a TV discussion:
"What you must accept is... blah blah blah '....almost continually.....'...blah blah blah......"

Turn left right here !!!!!

[Sarawak]

Bark like a dog.

[Noclevername]

I'm stoopidin' over here!

[Sarawak]

Make sure the police don't see you, you'll be charged with public stoopidin'!

[LookingSkyward]

I can't remember what happens next week

[Frog march]

well the four horses of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, run off and leave them horseless, so they have to come to Earth on llamas.

[Noclevername]

Mommy, this fish is lying!

[LookingSkyward]

My Llama may be one of the 4 llamas of the apocalypse...but he lies like a fish

[Sarawak]

:evil:

[LookingSkyward]

Nice

[Swift]

Tom, Brad, Fishboy - cover the West Gate; Mort, Barbie, get up on the roof with the big 47 mm; Zabar, make sure the oven is set to 350F, and no more than 20 minutes for those cookies; Twitchy, take the horses and circle around old Mr. Dweeble's place; Flea and ZsaZsa, you're with me!. Now move it folks!

[LookingSkyward]

Holly, Willis, Derba - prepare the sheep launcher!

[Sarawak]

SAM: Sheep-to-Air Missile

[LookingSkyward]

SSBN - silent sheep blast-off nastiness

[Sarawak]

SOB - Shorn Ovine Barn

[LookingSkyward]

1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, sheep

[Frog march]

sheep that pass in the night.

[Sarawak]

If you can't sleep, try sheep!

[LookingSkyward]

showing embarrassment as a result of having done something awkward or silly

[Sarawak]

Or in this thread, for having failed to do anything silly.

[LookingSkyward]

I reject the assertion of any lack of silliness in this thread - the seriousity must be measured in comlex numbers, as it is at 87.5 degrees from profound

[Sarawak]

Comlex numbers are so called from the longer term, "Common Lexigraphic Numbers".

[LookingSkyward]

Lexigraphic - a photo, drawing or other pictoral representation of Lex Luthor (and, by extension, of any well known supervillan)

[Sarawak]

The fine for making the same post here and in the untrue-facts thread has been increased.

[LookingSkyward]

Oh, Fine!

[Sarawak]

Once more, unto the beach, dear friends!

[LookingSkyward]

We few, we happy few, we band of tanned siblings

[Sarawak]

I am the Actinistia Suprema of F-n-G.

[LookingSkyward]

"My shorts!" Cried the Senator as he ran from his room

[Sarawak]

"Is that a senator with no pants?" asked the assembled crowd.

[LookingSkyward]

"That was the last of the sentient cheeses" - Pizza Hut

[Sarawak]

My fleas have dogs.

[Swift]

<singing>
California girls, we're incompressible...

[Frog march]

today's tide was brought to you by Welworn Tires Ltd, the tire you can depend upon.

[Sarawak]

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

[Noclevername]

Who's that viking?

[Sarawak]

arf arf arf

[LookingSkyward]

Amplitude. It's what's for dinner.

[Sarawak]

The Super Bowl is a significant cultural event.

[LookingSkyward]

The Super Bowl is a significant cultural event.heheh.
Sea urchins used to communicate telepathically with sentient cheese.

[Sarawak]

The Super Bowl is more important than the Six Nations Championship.

[Swift]

<singing>
California girls, we're incompressible...
The Princess Bride version:

California girls, we're inconceivable...

[Buttercup]

Cheese balls falling through the air, land on fresh-cut grass.

[Sarawak]

I am the King of the mountain top. I reign supreme over everyone in this school! I am the golden god of this place!! I reign supreme!! I! I!!!

[LookingSkyward]

You must be cheese! Cheesius Rex! On the lawn!

[Sarawak]

Cheese rules the universe.

[LookingSkyward]

no velveeta in the verse can stop me!

[Sarawak]

That's no gouda.

[LookingSkyward]

tastes fine when you edom

[Swift]

Today boys and girls, Sir Issac Newton will read us our story; its "Mister Badger and the Magic Wum-Tum Bush".

[Spoons]

There are no silly sentences, only silly paragraphs.

[Sarawak]

Silly paragraphs are made up of silly sentences, silly sentences are made up of silly words, and silly words are made up of silly letters. Silly letters are made from silly ink, unless they are on a computer screen, in which case they are made from silly pixels.

[Frog march]

this is a silly paragraph.

[Sarawak]

Silly Paragraph is also known as Thinking Paragraph.

[LookingSkyward]

my pixels maximize silliness and confound my screen

[Sarawak]

After high-def and 3D, the next big innovation in television is sillovision, which will allow control of the amount of silliness on the screen on a pixel-by-pixel basis.

[Frog march]

HD will be even sillier then.

[LookingSkyward]

Sillivision - looks like real life to me

[Sarawak]

HD will be even sillier then.

HD programming often loses its silliness when played on a low-definition television.

[LookingSkyward]

Sing! my velveeta pixels! Sing the joy of silly cheese! (nothing tops velveeta for silliness).

[Swift]

What's all this then! You pixels are being entirely too silly; OK shove off now, come on, get going...

[LookingSkyward]

Dill pixels - tangy and good!

[Sarawak]

Sweet and sour pixels are my favourite.

[LookingSkyward]

Bread and butter pixels, with velveeta!

[Sarawak]

Pixels for everyone!

[LookingSkyward]

Pixels, Pixels, Yummy! Yummy! Yummy! I can see the guppies on the plane, they're waving their fine yellow tendrils.

[Sarawak]

Exceeding the recommended dosage of pixels is very dangerous.

[LookingSkyward]

may cause visons of guppies...

[Sarawak]

Guppie pixels, puppy pixels.

[LookingSkyward]

puppy gixels - a little known, quiet but very silly amphibian

[Sarawak]

amphibious pixels - wet/dry costs you extra

[Frog march]

pixels in the forth dimension; would they be candy-floss vans?

[Swift]

I floss my veins three times a day, to keep my heart nice and shiny.

[LookingSkyward]

not flossing in vain

[Sarawak]

pixels in the forth dimension; would they be candy-floss vans?

Is this the forth dimension? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Forth)

[Frog march]

there was a blind old man who, everywhere he went, complained that everything was pink.

[Frog march]

Is this the forth dimension? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Forth)

I thought that was the thirst.

[Sarawak]

From now on, all posts with will be with my permission only.

[Frog march]

the Swedish Glaswegian juggled models of Sigmund Freud, whilst sucking on a chocolate frog.

[Sarawak]

Swedish Glaswegians don't get along with Norwegian Glaswegians.

[Swift]

People who live in Glaswegians shouldn't throw Swedes.

[Swift]

I state your name

[Frog march]

Swift is rearranging deckchairs on a moon mission.

[Frog march]

I traversed space-time in a boundless quested to travel the Universe, or I went to the kitchen to make a sandwich?

[Sarawak]

What did you make the sandwich do?

[LookingSkyward]

A velveeta sandwich (with bread and butter pixels) was seen leaving the kitchen (and universe) on a quest for secret buttons

[Sarawak]

Secret Buttons was the less well-known sibling of Red Buttons.

[LookingSkyward]

Red Skelton had buttons made of velveeta pixels

[Sarawak]

Velveeta pixels contain no organic compounds.

[LookingSkyward]

organic compounds contain no velveeta

[Frog march]

16326

[Frog march]

BAUT image attachments are like frighten gazelles who feel like they are being chased by a drunk journalist in a darlek costume.

[LookingSkyward]

The Guyver could take a darlek, I'll bet you a tube of pixels.

[Sarawak]

The purple region should be larger.

[LookingSkyward]

the purple regoin has been consumed by raging hordes of velveeta pixels

[Sarawak]

All of you will feel my wrath.

[LookingSkyward]

I feel the wrath of Coelacanth. Feels like velveeta Kilopi pixels...

[Sarawak]

That would explain the eye patch.

[LookingSkyward]

And the general yellow color...

[Sarawak]

Not sure about the cross-bones though.

[LookingSkyward]

The cross bones are made of teflon coated velveeta repellant

[Sarawak]

Then they're not working, I can see all kinds of velveeta right about where they cross.

[LookingSkyward]

hehe - nice!
But I only aspire to facial cheesiness... the rest is a bonus

[Sarawak]

This message board smells.

[LookingSkyward]

Every sniff reveals a whiff of silliness

[Sarawak]

We've run out of anti-silly aerosol spray.

[LookingSkyward]

deploy the manual anti-silly pumps, now with pixel filters! And use the big tank, or Mr. Fribble will not be happy.

[Sarawak]

All posters, report for de-sillification.

[LookingSkyward]

The sliification filters appear to be clogged with velveetoid pixels... get the Kalman cleaners and scrubbies!

[Sarawak]

The Kalman cleaners and scrubbies do not seem to be working, due to the abnormal nature of the velveetoid pixels.

[LookingSkyward]

It has been determined through careful study that only re-hot knitting needles (possibly wielded by cheerful ferrets) can poke the veleetoid pixels from each individual pocket of the filter - start heating

[Sarawak]

Or just replace the filter.

[LookingSkyward]

Doh! I shouldda thought of that!
In the mean time, the coronal mass ejection is currently ionizing my scissors.

[Sarawak]

Don't run with ionised scissors!

[Sarawak]

a) Happy birthday to Big Don.

b) As his thread referred to the sun as "burning", it will soon be moved to ATM.

[LookingSkyward]

Scissor coronal discharge now causing sunspots

[Sarawak]

Bleach works well on sunspots.

[LookingSkyward]

Beaches are sunspots! (Except here in Washington, where they are cloudspots).

[Sarawak]

Cloudspots can be treated with antibiotics.

[Inclusa]

Antibiotics are used to cause rain on Mars.

[Sarawak]

By conservation of energy and momentum, whenever a rocket is launched into space, and asteroid crashes to earth.

[LookingSkyward]

Whenever a digital photo is taken, a polaroid crashes to earth

[Sarawak]

Digital photos steal the spirit of the subject photographed.

[LookingSkyward]

which can then be posted to the web, to live on in eternal joy

[Sarawak]

Everyone pays attention to all those "Slower Traffic Keep Right" signs which are posted all over highways in North America.

[LookingSkyward]

<rofl at the last post> When my engine breaks, I need an engineer.

[Sarawak]

I went to engineering school, but I still don't know how to drive a train.

[LookingSkyward]

My train of thought derailled - odd for a one track mind

[Frog march]

can we fix it; no it's....too messed up

[Frog march]

I like how the code for the background colour is #FAFAFA

[Sarawak]

Database Error

[LookingSkyward]

Post PI day - do we need an order of Kill-A-Pie? Cream pie to the face?

[Sarawak]

Shouldn't Pi Day be 4-00?

[Frog march]

shouldn't the answer to life the universe and everything come with a margin of error? 42 +/- pi perhaps.

[LookingSkyward]

Perhaps just a slice of PI -- PI/6?

[Sarawak]

PI/6 = so that's 2/3, right?

[LookingSkyward]

0.52359877559829887307710723054658 (now, that's silly!)

[Sarawak]

No, definitely 2/3. Here is the proof.

http://milesmathis.com/pi3.html

[LookingSkyward]

2/3 proof - pretty stiff whisky pi!

[Swift]

Life is like a box of chocolates: you only have to get one twice a year or so, for Valentine's Day and your wife's birthday.

[Frog march]

So when people tell you to get a life, they mean get chocolates for your wife?

[Sarawak]

I like how the code for the background colour is #FAFAFA

Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA far better
Run run run run run run run away
Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA far better
Run run run run run run run away

[LookingSkyward]

running away, now... darned circular tracks...

[Sarawak]

Inspired by the "Are you afraid of dying?" thread, I'm going to start an "Are you afraid of being murdered by Coelacanth?" thread.

[Frog march]

I am worried about the canary island tsunami situation...them canaries are big.

[Sarawak]

They'd be wreaking their canary havoc away from your direction, wouldn't they?

[Frog march]

The canary ripples might come up the Severn estuary, so I might be affected by our feathery friends.


It would be one way to go though..probably high enough anyway.

[Sarawak]

bloody canaries

[LookingSkyward]

velveeta canaries? With space monkies?

[Sarawak]

Yes, those canaries.

[LookingSkyward]

Space monkies and canaries turn yellow from eating velveeta, and sometimes ripple up the Severn (possibly the eightern as well!)

[Sarawak]

Then just whack them with your ninern.

[LookingSkyward]

tried the ninern, but not enough coverage - whacking velveetized canaries with my elevenis racket was just messy

[Sarawak]

How about a canary wedge?

[LookingSkyward]

I'm thinking ping-pong paddles. Maybe canaryoe paddles

[Sarawak]

If the canaries are Velveeta, then there is no point in waiting for them to decay, since they contain no organic compounds.

[LookingSkyward]

And are insoluble in any substance currently known, inlcuding plasma

[Sarawak]

If there is an all-out nuclear war, the only thing that will survive are the Velveeta canaries.

[LookingSkyward]

And the space monkies - they evac to the dark side of the moon, and sit it out. Then they swoop down on the unsuspecting velvanaries

[Sarawak]

"monkies" is the American spelling of "monkeys" :)

[LookingSkyward]

Nope, it's the SPACE spelling!

[Sarawak]

Do you mean the SPAISE spelling?

[LookingSkyward]

Yes, that's the very one - spelled out in pixels

[Sarawak]

Picksells

[LookingSkyward]

she sell picksells by the spaise shore

[Sarawak]

shorely you meant by the sure

[LookingSkyward]

sertainly I ment shure!

[Sarawak]

Eye yam shure u didd!

[LookingSkyward]

Yam eyes see nothing but picksells

[Sarawak]

Efapr wotrami, insap kolar viwap!

[LookingSkyward]

A moment of sadness for the passing of Coelacanth, overtaken by velveeta far too soon.

[Sarawak]

Hah! Never touch the stuff!

[Frog march]

silly talk costs lives.

[Sarawak]

Are lives paid for with silly talk worth living?

[Frog march]

now ur askin.

[Sarawak]

It is better to speak 10,000 silly sentences, than to let one profound sentence remain unspoken.

[Frog march]

best not to knit your chickens pullovers until they've hatched.

[Sarawak]

Especially if you're a ferret.

[Inclusa]

I only wear polyester armour.

[Sarawak]

Also known as polykevlar.

[LookingSkyward]

polycheates & kevlarnaries?

[Sarawak]

The dual of internalising externalities is externalising internalities.

[LookingSkyward]

Taking the axe from her handbag, the turtle crept out of the aquarium and up the wall towards the unsuspecting cobweb.

[Sarawak]

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

[LookingSkyward]

I am the egg man! The turtle egg man! With velveeta!

[Sarawak]

Goo goo g'cheese!

[LookingSkyward]

The cobweb, dangling in perfect innocence, had not enables any turtle proximity alarms, and of course had no eyes

[Sarawak]

And thus it was, that the spiders never knew the turtles were coming . . .

[LookingSkyward]

Having long vacated the cobweb, the spiders were now in the garden. The axe-wielding turtle proceeded past the cobweb, and headed for the curtains

[nosbig5]

Baby got back late last night

[LookingSkyward]

Climbing down the curtains, turtle noted that baby (recently returned) was made of neither cheese nor pixles.

[LookingSkyward]

no Coelacanth? Now that's silly!

[Sarawak]

Not as silly as having a Coelacanth!

[Eric Vaxxine]

'Sitting on a cornflake...'

[Sarawak]

Waiting for the van to come

[LookingSkyward]

then the harpooner fell off the flying saucer

[Swift]

I know I've said this before, but some spam content is truly a work of art in the genre of random, silly sentences. For example, I give you this gem, plucked from pile just before I deleted the post and banned the spammer forever:

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"including wind alteration by appliance Kate Moss and fine sand neckties"
Wow! A thing of beauty is a joy forever. :clap: Author! Author! (Oh wait, I just banned the author... oh well)

[Sarawak]

There is also a threat that leaders may boycott Euro 2012 football matches in Ukraine next month.

[LookingSkyward]

scorching pickled mustard tuber!

[Swift]

you hue ewe Hugh yew

[Sarawak]

grotch

[Frog march]

the multiplication tables are set with pickles, golden knives, and paper forks.

[LookingSkyward]

and the diners are drinking 3 hole punch, and cardboard toast with paper jam

[Sarawak]

No one I think is in my tree, I mean it must be high or low.

[LookingSkyward]

Once I've completed hamering in the daffodils, I'll start on scrubbing the dirt.

[Sarawak]

Trust me.

[LookingSkyward]

No!

[Sarawak]

If you can't believe me, whom can you believe?

[LookingSkyward]

Crusty the clown, most trustworthy individual to ever walk the earth

[Sarawak]

My call letters are KA5BiteMe.

[LookingSkyward]

my radio rejects your signals as confused and silly

[Sarawak]

my radio has a silly side-band receiver

[LookingSkyward]

Nice!

I'll start working on the product detector for silly side-band!

[Sarawak]

Wait till you hear the programming!

[LookingSkyward]

And now, Art Bell reruns!

[Sarawak]

As all persons are held innocent until they shall have been declared guilty, if arrest shall be deemed indispensable, all harshness not essential to the securing of the prisoner's person shall be severely repressed by law.

[Frog march]

that's the paint-pot calling the cat fat.

[Frog march]

this sentence is probably true.

[LookingSkyward]

If I were elected to fish, I'd do my best to make sure our schools were fully funded

[Sarawak]

:)

Did you hear that Puget Sound?

[LookingSkyward]

I know a guy who herd fish in Puget Sound... fishherder. Often better than being a musicianherder...

[Sarawak]

Or a catherder.

[LookingSkyward]

backblast from the jetpack welded the scissors open