Leave a random silly sentence!

[DukePaul]

Cats hate lobsters.

[Salty]

Lobsters miss cat food.

[Noclevername]

Spam a lot.

[Salty]

Goo, goo ... gah, gah ... berp!

[Noclevername]

My favorite word is bsorjldrjjapgbjkaerpojgvbfp, it's pronounced just the way it's spelled.

[Salty]

"Glug, glug, glug ... burp...oh, that was strong stuff!"

[LookingSkyward]

Fireflies!! Fireflies!!







grab the hose!

[DukePaul]

Aliens use Chinese lanterns to travel to other worlds and chemtrails are only when aliens crack a window to let the cigarette smoke out when the wife complains.

[LookingSkyward]

The illuminati use Aliens lanterns to travel to bingo games

[DukePaul]

Comets streaking through space. Jets streaking through the sky. Meteors streaking across the upper atmosphere. When I streak to my telescope to observe them, I'm the one that gets arrested.

[Luckmeister]

I heard the following on the radio in 1957 and it has stuck in my feeble mind ever since. Does anyone else know what it is from? (I'll bet someone does.)


There's a little green-eyed idol to the north of Kathmandu but the wind blew up the chimney just the same.

ETA: You're cheating if you google it (and you won't win the prize).

[Noclevername]

So the caveman said, "Oogitty Boogitty Boo."

[DukePaul]

Vulcans hate Halloween and always turn their house lights off that night.

[Salty]

Last night I dreamed I ate a one pound marshmallow then when I woke up this morning I couldn't find my pillow. I heard that on the radio about 1956.

[Noclevername]

I heard that on the radio about 1956.

I think that one comes from the Vaudeville days.

[Salty]

I think that one comes from the Vaudeville days.

Okay. There were some ex-vaudville comics still on the stage in '56.

[Salty]

Plumbers of the world unite ... you have nothing to lose but your drains!

[Sarawak]

I think I will post today.

[DukePaul]

Do I look like I like candy corn?

[Noclevername]

This random silly sentence has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.

[Sarawak]

This random silly sentence has performed an illegal operation, and ceased to be silly.

[Salty]

Chocoholics of the world, unite!

[Sarawak]

We don't need no stinkin' untrue facts.

[Noclevername]

Th-Th-th-th-That's All, Folks!

[DukePaul]

Aliens and Ufos are like a box of chocolates, cheap sweet food lacking true nourishment but fun to consume.

[LookingSkyward]

Trebuchet knows how to cut a pumpkin, no matter how tough

[Mellow]

If I yawn any harder my jaw will dislocate

[Salty]

See and smell the Leaning Tower of Pizza.

[DukePaul]

" Are those Cow Flop Tarts I smell toasting, Mother?"

[Salty]

I love chocolate icing on multi-topping pizza!

[Noclevername]

I'll give you a pizza my mind!

[Salty]

A pizza this, a pizza that, it all adds up.

[Noclevername]

Why is it no one ever adds down?

[Salty]

How come it's 'time out' and not 'time in'?

[Noclevername]

It just doesn't matter, so much so that it anti-matters.

[Inclusa]

The silly sentence lacks a required element and cannot be started.

[Frog march]

there was a young woman called mo,
who had a big swollen fat toe,
she went to the doctor
who went mad and then topped her,
and then something that rhymes with 'mo'

[Salty]

Rick a ree a ree
Hit him on the knee...
Rick a rass a rass
Hit him on the other knee.

[Salty]

"Does that hurt?"

[LookingSkyward]

Quit it, Salty! My knee hurts. And my ankle - I think you missed.

[Noclevername]

Better like this, or better like this?

[Salty]

Quit it, Salty! My knee hurts. And my ankle - I think you missed.

Better luck next time, maybe?

[Salty]

Sharia schmria, unnecessary law!

[Noclevername]

But at least we have thumbs.

[Salty]

On the other foot ...

[Salty]

Photon foam ... photon foam
Foaming all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
A big gra-vi-ty wave!

[Noclevername]

Surf's up, kowabunga dude!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

[Noclevername]

Space is ful of vaccuum, but I don't know what brand.

[Inclusa]

Dependency issue: Why it fails whenever I need it?

[Noclevername]

My last post is missing an "L".

[LookingSkyward]

my post is free of the character noted by <...dang...> the poster above me

[Noclevername]

Thisl postl doesn'tl havel thatl probleml.

[MAPNUT]

My house is missing an L. It's just a plain rectangle.

[DataPlumber]

Thimk!

[LookingSkyward]

'L efant?

[Noclevername]

So the turkey said, "Those aren't my feathers!"

[Salty]

Ooka walla bonga!

[LookingSkyward]

feathers, believed to belong to Ooka walla bonga of the "L"-less house, recently found on unsuspecting turkey. Film at 11.

[Salty]

Feathered turtles have lovely shells.

[Noclevername]

Bozo's Uncertainty Principle states that you can know if a sentence is random, or you can know if a sentence is silly, but you cannot know both at the same time.

[Salty]

Ting tang, walla walla wing bang.

[Frog march]

^^^ the sound of Salty driving along in his new car.

[Noclevername]

Got Raptured, Back Soon.

[Salty]

Gone crazy, be right back.

[Salty]

Four friendly, faithful, frightened ferrets formed phlying phalanx foraging forest fauna.

[Salty]

Did I say that?

[Frog march]

the gift of prophecy was granted to Jimmy the guinea pig, and he squeak and squeaked next weeks lottery numbers.
Sahara, his 8 year old owner, thought he had tummy problems.

[Salty]

The gift of extrapolation was given to four year old Nelly who was always with her mother and after Nelly received her gift she asked her mother, "Don't you have to refill your credit card?"

[Salty]

I never said that.

[Noclevername]

"That". There, I just said that.

[Salty]

Rub a dub dub
Three men in a tub
And all three were vice.

[Salty]

These things come to mind naturally so I don't even want to get high...overload.

[Noclevername]

Holy bleeping bleepity bleep!

[Swift]

Squidman, is that my turban?

[Salty]

To do, or not to do?

[Salty]

Riddle me this, riddle me that.

[Noclevername]

Aliens believe in Kiefer Sutherland.

[Salty]

Alfred E. Newman has started to worry.

[Noclevername]

Till then, keep chanting in Welsh, babe.

[Salty]

Go, Rangers!

[Noclevername]

Trapped in a world he never made!

[LookingSkyward]

wearing squidman for a turban

[Salty]

Tweedle, dee dee; tweedle, dee dum: ho hum.

[Noclevername]

The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only.

[Salty]

There is usually no fire in a Fire Zone.

[Noclevername]

Excuse me, stewardess, I speak jive.

[LookingSkyward]

in the unlikely event of a water landing, passengers may be used as floatation devices

[Mellow]

I've got a brand new combine harvester, I'll give you the key

[Salty]

In the unlikely event of Doomsday, lean over, grab your ankles, put your head between your legs and kiss your @ss goodbye.

[Frog march]

be warned, your donkey might kiss you back.

[Salty]

Donkey kisses are a sure sign of affection, but dog kisses are wetter and more profuse.

[LookingSkyward]

In the unlikely event of a combine harvester, donkeys may be used as flotation devices

[Salty]

In the unlikely event of a live burro, look for who's holding the reins from its bridle.

[starcanuck64]

Great googly moogly(sorry but it just had to be said)

[Swift]

Oh Great Googly Moogly, give us this day our daily cheese.

[starcanuck64]

Oh Great Googly Moogly, give us this day our daily cheese.

Frank?, is that you Frank?

[Salty]

Do be do be ..doo be doo bee.

[Noclevername]

This is the big one, Elizabeth!

[Salty]

And, that's the spews, forts nans.

[Noclevername]

This sentence is random, but not toothpicks.

[Frog march]

leaf a ransom, silly sentience.

[Salty]

Here a random, there a random, ee i ee i o.

[LookingSkyward]

Salt is silly, giving me joy. Clever.

[Salty]

Duke of Earl's in a song.

[Salty]

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

[Noclevername]

Everyone in the audience gets a car!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Girls just wanna have funds!

[LookingSkyward]

my noodle bowl has no window, my chopstick has no door

[Noclevername]

My bowl has a screen door, consequently I can't eat soup.

[LookingSkyward]

My chopstick is caugt in a screen door

[Mellow]

brothers, sisters, we don't need this fascist groove thang!

[Salty]

Ah ... there's 'nother norther.

[Noclevername]

Welcome back, Salty.

[Salty]

Good to be here.

[FarmMarsNow]

By some coincidence Speedy Gonzalez once worked at CERN .

[FarmMarsNow]

Spiders wish that they could enjoy the things that humans enjoy, so they try to do it bitecariously.

[Noclevername]

I once met Speedy Gonzalez's cousin Slowy, who took four minutes to walk past me and say "hi".

[Noclevername]

Who is General Tso, and why am I eating his chicken?

[Noclevername]

This concept of "wuv" confuses and infuriates me!

[Salty]

Gold, gold everywhere nor a coin to spend.

[Noclevername]

Have fun storming the castle!

[Noclevername]

Everybody wants a nebula!

[Sarawak]

As a mathematic fact .999... does not equal 1. As a mathematic convienience or convention it can equal 1. (http://www.spacetimeandtheuniverse.com/math/4507-0-999-equal-one-41.html#post12740)

[Salty]

I wonder where the yellow went?

[Sarawak]

People at science boards know what they're talking about.

[Salty]

Two space aliens walked into a Hollywood bar and nobody noticed.

[Noclevername]

Quoth the Raven, "Well, maybe someday..."

[Salty]

I said, "No".

[Salty]

It was from an universe tangent to ours.

[Noclevername]

And the winner is... ROBOT HOUSE!?

[Salty]

Central air for a dog house.

[Sarawak]

I'd like extra catsup on my ice cream, please.

[Noclevername]

Say goodnight, Gracie.

[LookingSkyward]

Reptiloids of Draconis is a sock puppet of bigfoot

[Mellow]

We're not working one of those shady pyramid schemes, the mode we work to is the trapezoid.

[Salty]

There's an emerald tablet in a secret room under the right foot of the Sphinx.

[LookingSkyward]

that really... sphinx

[Frog march]

I got on the space elevator but it only took me as far as the extra large men's clothes department.

[Sarawak]

Which is sillier, a "random silly sentence" or a "silly random sentence"?

[LookingSkyward]

My silliness is exceeded only by my... nevermind.

[Salty]

To silly, or to random, that is the question.

[Salty]

That's a horse of a different color.

[Noclevername]

That's a spicy meat-a ball!

[Noclevername]

In Soviet Russia, Mars probes you!

[FarmMarsNow]

Earth laughs.

[Salty]

Anybody got change for a dollar?

[Noclevername]

Have you ever heard the old robot saying, "DOES NOT COMPUTE?"

[LookingSkyward]

I can change your dollar to my dollar

[Noclevername]

Why doethn't anyone take me theriouthly?

[Salty]

I used to be therious, I can remember.

[Salty]

The truth is out there.

[Noclevername]

...And if they got married, his name would be Darth Fitzgerald-- Wait, that's not right...

[Salty]

Garth Vader was Lucas Skywalker's real name.

[Salty]

Apologies.

[LookingSkyward]

Never sniff a gift fish

[Noclevername]

Up in the air, junior birdmen!

[Noclevername]

I, for one, welcome our future Squibbon overlords.

[LookingSkyward]

Squibbon - the Squibbon word for Lamp

[Salty]

Paul Ox had a blue bunion.

[LookingSkyward]

I thought Babe had the bunion...?

[Noclevername]

The food is problematic.

[Salty]

I tougt I thaw a puddy cat.

[LookingSkyward]

– The food is problematic.
Loved that bit :>

[Salty]

Where have all the flowers gone?

[LookingSkyward]

The flowers were problematic

[Noclevername]

Feed me, Seymour!

[Swift]

.backwards not is sentence This

[Swift]

For many, many years now, Borble had kept watch over the Well of Astica; making sure the durbles were polished to a fine glow, that the spaghetti dispensers were kept full, and that the children minded their M's and R's and obeyed the 17 refinements of higher geometry.

[Noclevername]

Gorram mind-readin' genius, can't even figure out how to eat Ice Planet?

[LookingSkyward]

A post holer. For digging holes, for posts.
Hmmm... that didn't start ou board related...

[Swift]

General, the minions have reached the third ring wall; we must activate the potatoes!

[LookingSkyward]

Generally, the potatoes have reached the third ring wall; we must activate the minions! And postholers!

[Noclevername]

General Postholer, the rings have threaded Wall Street on the third, we must activate the onions.

[Swift]

It was 6:57 p.m., methodically three minutes ahead tonight’s scheduled tip-off beat, and the hallway pretence of Dressing Room 4 was quiet. Duke was being announced to the raucous faction at Madison True Garden all about the corner, the fact the man of the darkness was nowhere to be found. Mike Krzyzewski couldn’t be current to his own group, could he? Certainly not Mike Krzyzewski, the houseboy bred in the Army, whose teams guck military precision.

That was from a spammer's post (along with a bunch of links). :D

[Noclevername]

The Army is breeding houseboys? Wouldn't soldiers suit them better?

[Salty]

Never mind I just said that.

[Salty]

Now, what if those excited photons aren't riding a gravity wave, but are cresting on the tides of time, flowing in ... or what if they're cosmic fireflies flitting in interstellar space .... or what if they are the faint glimmer of the approaching glory of the hosts of Heaven with Our Lord on His return ... or what if they're the faint running lights of a huge Gorn battle fleet (the Gorn having no experience with fantasy nor fiction), coming to rescue that lone Gorn who was entrapped with Captain Kirk in a fight for survival ... or what if they were warning signs of a mini-stroke in the Earth observer's head ... or what if the data were in some other way misinterpreted?

[Noclevername]

There's one thing that you must remember, no matter what... but I forgot what it is.

[Salty]

When in danger, or in doubt
Run in circles, scream and shout.

[Swift]

When in danger, or in doubt
Run in circles, scream and shout.
That's better when you include the choreography
http://www.prophecychat.com/forums/images/smilies/th_panicsmiley2.gif

[Salty]

That's better when you include the choreography
http://www.prophecychat.com/forums/images/smilies/th_panicsmiley2.gif

LOL!!!

[Salty]

But, everybody else is doing it.

[Noclevername]

The best thing about this movie is that now I'm an hour and fifty minutes closer to Christmas.

[Salty]

I'm trying to decide which day of Christmas is my favorite.

[Noclevername]

It's okay, the hair is gone now.

[Salty]

I'll never part with it.

[Noclevername]

I was working in the lab late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sight.

[Salty]

When I get my yard work done, everything will be alright, because few people see the inside of my house.

[Noclevername]

If so, then why not?

[Salty]

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who's the furriest of them all?

[Noclevername]

...A dangerous question to ask on the Internet.

[Inclusa]

Computer, earn me 10 million Korean Won in one second.

[Noclevername]

Does the infantry grow on infant trees?

[Salty]

Does a bear defecate in the woods?

[Noclevername]

There's a sheep caught in the wormhole!

[Salty]

There's a black hole in the Star Gate.

[LookingSkyward]

Star Gate sheep are persuaded to take up knitting (cheerfully)

[Noclevername]

Phones ring backwards when struck by a bolt of pudding.

[Swift]

Bolt of Pudding, Son of Errol, Keeper of the Sacred Sock of Marmeduke, where is your laundry?

[starcanuck64]

More than this is less than that!

[Noclevername]

The pudding is bolted to the furry sheep of Marmeduke.

[Frog march]

the transgender telephone directory has got everybody's number......

[Salty]

Where did the blizzlefritz go?

[LookingSkyward]

It was you! making my phone ring backwards and get all sticky!

[Salty]

That's not the way I remember it!

[LookingSkyward]

I've spent all night patching servers, how silly is that?

[Frog march]

servers wear their elbow cloth out, so it's not surprising.

[LookingSkyward]

Darn those elbows! Oh, wait...

[starcanuck64]

get that cat out of here

[Swift]

No matter how random or silly I feel, I can not beat the spammers for randomness or unintentional silliness. Another one I saved, just before deleting and banning the author:

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[Noclevername]

I'm coming to take Bigfoot away.

[emmylou]

I think I am living in la la land.

[LookingSkyward]

Spam???? But I DO dearth to conscious all wide sought-after Russian place odnoklassniki.ru for classmates search!

[Noclevername]

Dearth Conscious was one of the lesser-known but most annoying Spamming Sith, and his spelling was terrible.

[LookingSkyward]

Russian Spamming Sith are known for bad spelling - magic never works right for them

[Frog march]

I think that babel fish was drunk.

[LookingSkyward]

vodka - favorite of Russian babel fish & Sith

[Salty]

Let's go fishing at the old babel hole.

[Noclevername]

Sounded more like a babble fish.

[Salty]

A fish in the hand is worth two in the babel.

[Noclevername]

Babble on, Babylon.

[starcanuck64]

My Emu broke down on the reverse lane of Intergalactic-5

[Salty]

Alley Oop's a bad go-getter
On a mean motor scooter.

[Sarawak]

chrissy is coming back.

[Gemini]

I've gone so fast that I've gamma shifted.

[Noclevername]

I'm on a regular program of exercise and healthy food.

(I know that sounds like it should be on Untrue Facts but if you knew me you'd find it silly.)

[Frog march]

I ran a marathon in 5 hours. It would have been quicker but my bicycle got a puncture.

[Noclevername]

Who is the man who would give his all for a brother man?

[Noclevername]

Will the owner of a 2019 Tannhauser Gate please contact the front desk, your C-beams are on.

[Frog march]

a fly a fly, my kingdom for a fly.

[Frog march]

Stanny cracked the joke about Knuckle's girlfriend being fat, once too often......

[Salty]

I just want to go back to bed.

[starcanuck64]

My family banner is a spork impaling a zucchini on a field of azure.

[Salty]

How come all other reincarnated Americans were princes, princesses, kings, generals etc in their previous lives and I was only a dishwasher?

[Sarawak]

They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
They pursued it with forks and hope;
They threatened its life with a railway-share;
They charmed it with smiles and soap.

[Salty]

It's a poor day for fairy gnomes.

[Sarawak]

This is the only thread with untrue facts.

[LookingSkyward]

I can't ping my left sleeve from my shoes - I think my belt-buckle router is broken

[Noclevername]

The octopi are coming down from the trees!

[LookingSkyward]

Arboreal Octopi Invasion! I, for one, welcome our sqiushy overlords

[Noclevername]

Arboreal invading octopi are squishy, suqishy and sqishuy, but not sqiushy; that's the arboreal invading slug you're thinking of.

[LookingSkyward]

I hold with the silliness of sqiushy, generated by my silly typing :)

[Swift]

"I am the squishy of the world!" I screemed, as I hung on to the front of the 1964 Ford Thunderbird.

[Noclevername]

I screem, you screem, we all screem for iced coffee.

[Eric Vaxxine]

You drive, I will give you directions......

Turn Left Right here !!!

[LookingSkyward]

the Thunderbird turned left right there, leading to more squishy screaming

[Noclevername]

I will now quote every work of Dr. Seuss.

[LookingSkyward]

my boojum ran over my octopi

[Salty]

Considering the increased prices of goose down pillows and comforters, now even down is up.