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Noclevername
2011-May-19, 04:12 PM
There was a farmer, had a dog, and I forget his name... oh.

Swift
2011-May-19, 05:24 PM
there was a farmer, had a dog, and i forget his name... Oh.
O-s-c-a-r M-a-y-e-r

Salty
2011-May-19, 11:20 PM
Admiral Tom Corbett, who was Headmaster of the Space Patrol Academy for ten years before he became Commandant of the Space Patrol for another ten years, will retire the 21st of this month in this year, to "...give the young 'uns a chance at it."

Eric Vaxxine
2011-May-19, 11:41 PM
The billionaire, Bernie Ecclestone, has been the F1 circus master for 3 decades or more
but he can only just look out of the window of the pace car being such a short person.

So short, so wealthy, so jealous.

Spoons
2011-May-19, 11:50 PM
Trending towards factiods is like posting bad analogies in the wrong thread while wearing your nans leopard print underpants - a cheap thrill.

Noclevername
2011-May-20, 12:54 AM
And the same goes for factoids. ;)

Spoons
2011-May-20, 01:07 AM
My hands are faster than my brian.

megrfl
2011-May-20, 01:21 AM
Wacky catnip fur sale.

Noclevername
2011-May-20, 01:40 AM
I'm not going to say "A random silly sentence" because I already did that.

Salty
2011-May-20, 10:08 AM
For this garage sale, please leave your name, phone number and how much you bid to buy my garage on a piece of paper in an envelope.

Boratssister
2011-May-20, 11:08 AM
washing while wobbling wet wunderbras wheelie wakes ones whopper

Salty
2011-May-21, 01:11 PM
Is cheerful churls an oxymoron?

Noclevername
2011-May-21, 05:01 PM
Babbling butter biscuits boldly bake buffalo beef.

Salty
2011-May-22, 08:50 PM
Well, well, me and Edgar Alan Poe.

Noclevername
2011-May-23, 12:44 AM
Me and Mrs. Jones (we got a "thing" goin' on).

Spoons
2011-May-23, 04:08 AM
Bodgy Brothers behest breaking bad before breakfast bacon burgers,
five fifths Finlandia frees fertile females further.

Salty
2011-May-23, 01:56 PM
The peanut butter jar awaits my hand.

Spoons
2011-May-23, 02:01 PM
My hair has gotten to a size that I've unlocked a new career opportunity - coconut smuggler.

Noclevername
2011-May-23, 03:26 PM
Lovecraft's monster names always looked as if he'd sneezed while typing.

Salty
2011-May-24, 10:40 AM
Monster monkey-men munching morning mangoes morbidly.

Noclevername
2011-May-24, 04:04 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear every time I drink beer?

Spoons
2011-May-25, 03:11 AM
Beer is to paint thinner as Angelina Jolie is to a hand puppet.

Inclusa
2011-May-25, 06:07 AM
I have made a splendid mistake!

Salty
2011-May-26, 03:31 AM
When I mistake a make, looks everybody.

Noclevername
2011-May-26, 03:33 AM
Jamie Hyneman's mustache already busted that myth.

Salty
2011-May-26, 12:56 PM
To mustache or not to mustache, that is the issue.

Swift
2011-May-26, 09:32 PM
Pineapple monkey beaks, my Captain.

uncommonsense
2011-May-26, 09:54 PM
Rubber wheels, like bones, and because they both roll, don't fit under the couch.

Salty
2011-May-27, 05:02 PM
I received the receiver.

Swift
2011-May-27, 05:56 PM
Cheese, everywhere I feel cheese.

The_Radiation_Specialist
2011-May-27, 06:16 PM
I like to think that when I'm walking I'm actually standing still while the universe moves around me like a giant conveyor belt.

Swift
2011-May-27, 08:35 PM
<singing> Chestnuts roasted on a chestnut roasting device type thing

Noclevername
2011-May-27, 08:58 PM
Feel free to change phase states if it makes you feel better.

Spoons
2011-May-28, 08:48 AM
Shall we fashion a hat from a thousand walnuts?

Noclevername
2011-May-28, 08:57 AM
The pineapples on my wheels have failed to grow round.

Salty
2011-May-28, 12:19 PM
The attack of the killer tomatoes was successfully repelled.

Noclevername
2011-May-28, 03:09 PM
I've gone blind in my seventh eye.

emmylou
2011-May-28, 07:00 PM
I wonder what would happen if one of the Turtles fell.

Noclevername
2011-May-28, 07:04 PM
This Pteradactyl keeps killing me, even when I drop bones on its head.

Salty
2011-May-29, 01:42 PM
As the bailiff led him from the court room to the jail cell, he was heard to mutter, "All I wanted was a little recognition."

Noclevername
2011-May-29, 06:35 PM
refresh my memory, it cannot display the page.

Noclevername
2011-May-29, 09:47 PM
The reason Mr. Bojangles is that he left the wire hanger in his shirt.

mikeg64
2011-May-29, 10:47 PM
fruit flies like time

Eric Vaxxine
2011-May-29, 11:00 PM
fruit flies like time

Time flies like an arrow,
fruit flies like a banana

Stolen from Bill Bryson.

Salty
2011-May-30, 02:36 AM
Biological DNA experiments can't be all that bad, when for 200 years Mary had a little lamb.

Spoons
2011-May-30, 02:18 PM
I once had a pet untrue fact but it had a heart attack on the jungle gym.

Swift
2011-May-30, 03:26 PM
I'm sorry, but all your responses must be in the form of Greek haiku.

The_Radiation_Specialist
2011-May-30, 03:47 PM
Αυτό είναι ένα
χαϊκού Έλληνες φίλους μου
ψυγείο

Salty
2011-May-30, 07:15 PM
It's all Greek to me,
Whatever language you
Post that I can see.

Noclevername
2011-May-30, 10:50 PM
What's a Grecian Urn,
It is a trick question, see
a homonym: "Earn"

Salty
2011-May-31, 11:19 AM
This silly sentence
Brings Spring into this posting
Because it's that time.

Noclevername
2011-May-31, 12:59 PM
Haiku time is over.

Swift
2011-May-31, 09:02 PM
Haiku time is over.
OH please Mr. Noclevername, I'm not done with my haikus.... please, please, please, please one more, just one more, please, PLEASE....Oh come on, you're so unfair, I mean I never, never have enough time for haiku, pretty please with sugar and jam and ice cream on top. I promise I'll get my homework done.

Noclevername
2011-May-31, 09:23 PM
All right, one more haiku Swift, but then it's into your jammies, and don't forget to brush your teeth.

mikeg64
2011-May-31, 09:56 PM
relativistic monkeys like gravitationally warped bananas

stolen from darwinstein

Salty
2011-Jun-01, 05:08 PM
What am I going to do with these couple of haikus I had ready?

Salty
2011-Jun-02, 04:34 PM
The boojam snark can eat up to five bandersnoodles a day.

Swift
2011-Jun-02, 04:48 PM
Haiku, how are you? How is the wife and all the little memes?

Noclevername
2011-Jun-02, 07:45 PM
We will now have a moment of silence during which you may haiku if you wish. Silent haikus are now optional, however you cannot haiku out loud in a public forum.

Salty
2011-Jun-03, 10:05 AM
My silent Haiku

- - - - -
* * * * * * *
- - - - -

Salty
2011-Jun-04, 05:46 PM
The mufefil lorts about migi umph.

Gemini
2011-Jun-04, 08:54 PM
The cake was in fact real, and there were two. Unfortunately, I didn't get any chicken (stupid Leroy Jenkins...).

Salty
2011-Jun-05, 05:40 PM
Whether sane or insane, it's all in how you handle it.

Noclevername
2011-Jun-05, 08:22 PM
Haiku is allowed only in designated areas. You may not haiku when the "No Haiku" sign is on. Tampering with a haiku detector is a federal offence. In case of a sudden loss of haiku, rice paper and ink brushes will drop from the overhead panels.

Gemini
2011-Jun-05, 10:00 PM
Haiku detector jammers are also illegal.

Noclevername
2011-Jun-05, 11:58 PM
It's... PANIC DANCE TIME !! http://www.funkyplaygrounddesigns.com/forums/images/smilies/panicsmiley.gif

Mellow
2011-Jun-06, 11:35 AM
I like to move it move it

Swift
2011-Jun-06, 12:43 PM
I like to move it move it
Great, I'm moving Saturday... if you bring your truck, I'll get pizza and beer. I really need help with the sofa.

Noclevername
2011-Jun-06, 07:58 PM
I have a random sentence, and a silly sentence, but the two have nothing to do with each other.

Salty
2011-Jun-06, 09:44 PM
Once upon a time there was a silly sentence, but I lost it.

Spoons
2011-Jun-07, 06:00 AM
Were I a haiku
I would wear a funny hat
I like funny hats

Swift
2011-Jun-07, 05:07 PM
O would some power the giftie gie us,
To see ourselves as dingos make sneezes.

Noclevername
2011-Jun-07, 05:12 PM
All my sentences are random.

Swift
2011-Jun-07, 05:13 PM
are my . random All sentences

Noclevername
2011-Jun-07, 06:04 PM
! cat a teapot Swift copy :razz: are You sandwich

Salty
2011-Jun-07, 09:26 PM
The pie pot cooked he.

Noclevername
2011-Jun-08, 01:09 AM
Like Yoda, we speak.

Spoons
2011-Jun-08, 03:15 AM
Apparently like Yoda I dance.

Salty
2011-Jun-08, 09:20 PM
Doomsday has come and gone many a time, but not the end of the world.

Salty
2011-Jun-09, 06:31 PM
The furslugginer blizzefritz blopped hungrily.

Spoons
2011-Jun-10, 02:25 AM
You are an ostrich.

Swift
2011-Jun-10, 02:59 AM
I am the walrus, ku, ku, catch-chu.

Salty
2011-Jun-10, 10:38 AM
We are all six degrees apart.

Salty
2011-Jun-11, 03:21 PM
Or, maybe it' five to seven degrees apart.

Noclevername
2011-Jun-12, 02:56 AM
And we're all Kevin Bacon.

Salty
2011-Jun-12, 03:25 PM
If [redacted] ever [deleted] the [censored] of [expletive], we're all bacon.

Noclevername
2011-Jun-12, 09:23 PM
Long Pork, the other other white meat.

Salty
2011-Jun-14, 12:34 AM
Cheerfully teeth with smart knit ferrets and their.

Spoons
2011-Jun-14, 08:30 AM
Like a gallstone cowboy...

Salty
2011-Jun-14, 03:40 PM
The Kissing Camels kneel in Pike's Peak's lap.

Noclevername
2011-Jun-14, 07:41 PM
Not with my spatula, you don't!

Noclevername
2011-Jun-14, 07:51 PM
Just as Philadelphia is the home of the Liberty Bell, New Mexico is the home of the Taco Bell.

Salty
2011-Jun-15, 01:21 PM
If the Taco Bell fits, swear it.

Swift
2011-Jun-15, 04:47 PM
"Torkla", said the fleemy dwool, as he bimbled down the snaffy pu; "Flaip my wor glompy, or I'll setz your dram".

Salty
2011-Jun-19, 01:48 PM
When you have alligator tracks on your ceiling then not only is your house built in a swamp where alligators live, but it's also built upside-down.

Noclevername
2011-Jun-19, 02:16 PM
Or your alligator has been bitten by a radioactive gecko.

Swift
2011-Jun-19, 03:55 PM
Or your alligator has been bitten by a radioactive gecko.
And now sells giant insurance policies.

Salty
2011-Jun-20, 12:13 PM
There are now salespeople selling Half-Life insurance to nuclear physicists.

Salty
2011-Jun-21, 01:39 PM
The jar of mayonnaise said to the open refrigerator door, "Shut the door, I'm dressing!"

George
2011-Jun-21, 03:44 PM
I thought finding a worm in my apple was bad till I realized it was just half a worm.

Noclevername
2011-Jun-22, 06:04 PM
The only thing worse than finding half a worm in the apple you're eating is finding half an apple in the worm that you're eating.

George
2011-Jun-22, 06:22 PM
That's half disgusting!

Salty
2011-Jun-22, 07:00 PM
The truth is out there.

Noclevername
2011-Jun-22, 07:21 PM
The lies are right here.

Noclevername
2011-Jun-22, 10:16 PM
I'm just a sweet trans-axle from transparent transplantations.

Spoons
2011-Jun-22, 10:50 PM
Fast food stores are substituting trans fats with trans-axles in their combo meals.

Salty
2011-Jun-23, 03:06 PM
Trans-axles are hearty health harbingers.

Swift
2011-Jun-24, 04:58 AM
Kleep, kleep, kleep.

Spoons
2011-Jun-24, 05:39 AM
All the world is a stage and flobba dop blip blob bleeb.

Salty
2011-Jun-24, 10:04 AM
Under an approaching storm, the drunk considered a four legged monster which had two mouths, that he had found on the beach.

Noclevername
2011-Jun-24, 09:23 PM
Later, he realized that it was just conjoined twins getting a tan.

Swift
2011-Jun-24, 09:29 PM
Gandalf the Puce cast the spell of spelling. Frodo suddenly shouted out "Chiaroscurist, c-h-i-a-r-o-s-c-u-r-i-s-t, chiaroscurist".

Noclevername
2011-Jun-25, 01:14 AM
In Soviet Russia, random silly sentence leaves you!

Salty
2011-Jun-25, 08:12 PM
In Texas random silly sentence is a discarded art form.

Noclevername
2011-Jun-25, 08:17 PM
I went to school with a guy named Random Sentence, but his middle name was Serious.

Salty
2011-Jun-26, 04:28 PM
Tarantulas leave tiny footprints in the sand.

Salty
2011-Jun-27, 01:36 PM
The leaves floated up onto the tree.

Salty
2011-Jun-29, 01:07 PM
Blizzle enwigo dati for mumph dirty.

Spoons
2011-Jun-30, 01:53 PM
Do you carry change for pizza base?

Salty
2011-Jun-30, 04:17 PM
My shoe laces are tangled in my suspenders.

Swift
2011-Jun-30, 04:51 PM
A reminiscent north ditches the reporter against the asking calculator

Spoons
2011-Jun-30, 05:24 PM
"Portable love robots... at this hour?" replied the fat controller.

Salty
2011-Jul-03, 02:52 AM
Which war was that?

Gigabyte
2011-Jul-03, 12:52 PM
After a long enough time, my posts per day will drop down to Pi, at which point I can post again.

Spoons
2011-Jul-03, 01:51 PM
If my fingers weren't made of ham salad I'd point out all the reasons why that logic tastes like chocolate pecan.

Gigabyte
2011-Jul-03, 04:16 PM
According to my calculations, if I hadn't made this post, the event would have occurred in 254 days.

Salty
2011-Jul-03, 05:28 PM
To the best of my knowledge, I don't know.

Salty
2011-Jul-04, 12:33 PM
To the best of my ignorance, I feel compelled to speak out.

Spoons
2011-Jul-05, 12:12 AM
Giga be bigady-bigady-bigady bouncing.

Salty
2011-Jul-05, 06:01 PM
From what part of a horse is horseradish made?

Spoons
2011-Jul-05, 10:33 PM
If you carry your meat in a sock it can double as a weapon in hard times.

Salty
2011-Jul-06, 05:45 PM
I won't touch that with a ten foot pole.

Gigabyte
2011-Jul-07, 03:46 AM
Suddenly my mind went flaccid.

Salty
2011-Jul-07, 03:59 PM
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind."

Spoons
2011-Jul-07, 04:04 PM
I'd mind my p's & q's if only to appease the queues in my mind.

Salty
2011-Jul-09, 04:10 PM
If you go left you'll be right but if you go right you'll be left.

Noclevername
2011-Jul-12, 01:24 AM
If someone tells you to "bear left" do you reply, "Right, frog"?

Spoons
2011-Jul-12, 03:33 PM
If someone tells you "bear left!" you run right if you've got your head straight, then yell back "thanks!"

Swift
2011-Jul-12, 05:08 PM
If someone tells you "bare left" you should take off all the clothing on the left side of your body.

Swift
2011-Jul-12, 05:10 PM
If someone tells you "bear left" you should say, "OH PLEASE, can I have the last one, Betty has had three already and I didn't get any!"

Swift
2011-Jul-12, 05:12 PM
If someone tells you "bear left" you should point out that there is no Ursine exception to the no politics rule on BAUT

Swift
2011-Jul-12, 05:21 PM
If someone tells you "bear left" you should say, "wait, I though Who was going to play left and Bear was going to play first?"

Spoons
2011-Jul-13, 03:32 AM
If someone asks "bear left?" it's polite to pour them one but let them know it's pronounced so as to rhyme with "ear".

Salty
2011-Jul-14, 02:34 PM
The left pawed bear said, "Right, paw." to its sire.

Noclevername
2011-Jul-14, 11:29 PM
The bear left.

Spoons
2011-Jul-15, 02:26 AM
In walked the belligerent possum, swaggering like James Brown on Horse Tranq Tuesday.

Swift
2011-Jul-15, 01:18 PM
There was a young woman from Bright,
Her name was Sharon,
She had a bear.

Noclevername
2011-Jul-16, 08:08 PM
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't bare, he actually wore a thick wool sweater.

Salty
2011-Jul-18, 04:00 AM
Pfffhhhtt!

Swift
2011-Jul-27, 02:18 AM
I am the Frito Bandito.

Spoons
2011-Jul-27, 02:51 AM
Swift is absconding with my pseudonyms and changing them by deed poll.

Noclevername
2011-Aug-02, 02:26 PM
Hello. My name is Indigo Toyota. You spilled my water. Prepare a pie.

Spoons
2011-Aug-02, 03:15 PM
Kids can be cruel - schoolyard taunts tended to upset the applecart.

Salty
2011-Aug-04, 10:20 AM
The urgent lackadaisical moseyed to the rescue.

Spoons
2011-Aug-05, 05:29 AM
It's a great day for a simian decathlon.

Salty
2011-Aug-07, 03:03 PM
Texas is Purgatory.

Salty
2011-Aug-09, 11:56 AM
Purgatory is in Texas, Dante just didn't know that; the Big Bend mountains have the Purgatorial mountain, almost circled by the Rio Grande.

Spoons
2011-Aug-12, 12:26 PM
People keep stopping me in the street asking for permission to touch my glittery ball.

Swift
2011-Aug-12, 01:22 PM
Light was being dragged around by a rotating black hole, but she finally had enough of that, slapped the black hole in the face and screamed "No one treats light that way! You treat me with a little respect or so help me, you are going to sleep on the sofa!"

Spoons
2011-Aug-12, 01:23 PM
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to light.

Swift
2011-Aug-12, 01:26 PM
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to light.
I believe that song was first recorded by Electric Light Orchestra.

Spoons
2011-Aug-12, 01:31 PM
Yup, the greenest band ever - powered by a drunken horse on a running wheel chasing a bootful.

Swift
2011-Aug-12, 06:07 PM
Yup, the greenest band ever - powered by a drunken horse on a running wheel chasing a bootful.
It was a bootful thing to see.

Salty
2011-Aug-13, 08:51 PM
Ferrets rule.

Sarawak
2011-Aug-15, 05:04 AM
Hey, watch me get this thread locked!

Here's my silly sentence:


0.999... is not equal to one

Frog march
2011-Aug-15, 05:35 AM
as 0.9999... approached 1; 1 quick dialed the police to report her crazy stalker ex-boyfriend.

Salty
2011-Aug-19, 12:48 PM
Music and mathematics joined and intertwined, producing a child of beauty.

Salty
2011-Aug-20, 02:07 PM
Fear is the lock and love the key.

Matej Velko
2011-Aug-20, 10:56 PM
I have blackholes all over my body. I should see a doctor.

Matej Velko
2011-Aug-20, 11:02 PM
My left earhole is actually a wormhole entrace and my right nosehole is actually a wormhole exit.

Salty
2011-Aug-21, 12:00 PM
Rumpelstiltskin, call home.

Salty
2011-Aug-22, 01:59 PM
This sentence is silly.

Spoons
2011-Aug-22, 04:08 PM
Penne for your thoughts?

Salty
2011-Aug-23, 01:54 PM
Blue suede shoes persuade the stroller to sway.

Swift
2011-Aug-24, 10:29 PM
Penne for your thoughts?
I'm way pasta that

Noclevername
2011-Aug-31, 12:16 AM
Spaghettibouddit.

Salty
2011-Sep-01, 02:01 PM
A pizza my mind.

Noclevername
2011-Sep-01, 11:20 PM
I was so confused I couldn't tell sauce from gravy.

Swift
2011-Sep-03, 06:37 PM
MOMMY, MOMMY, Jimmy won't let me ride the capybaras!

Noclevername
2011-Sep-03, 10:11 PM
I'm not your freakin' Mommy, kid.

Salty
2011-Sep-05, 02:53 AM
Left, right; left, right: bipartisan cadence.

Noclevername
2011-Sep-05, 04:18 AM
Left, right; left, right: bipartisan cadence.

Headline: "Moderate tripods win in upset victory"

Salty
2011-Sep-05, 08:38 PM
I was going so fast I met myself coming while I was going, but he didn't recognize me.

Spoons
2011-Sep-06, 06:03 AM
Please accept my Nevada piņata.

Frog march
2011-Sep-06, 06:55 AM
riding a unicycle in a diving suit is one of the first signs of madness.

Spoons
2011-Sep-06, 07:54 AM
The second sign of madness is not a sign but a ham & pickle sandwich with Keep Left etched upon it.

Salty
2011-Sep-07, 02:30 AM
The third sign of madness is the T-Shirt with bold letters on it declaring, "Gone crazy, be right back."

Noclevername
2011-Sep-07, 03:14 AM
The fourth sign of madness is Detour.

Salty
2011-Sep-07, 10:42 AM
"There's a joy to being mad that only madmen know." Was that Bryon?

iquestor
2011-Sep-07, 10:58 AM
There were chickens in the hills in those days. Big d@mn chickens, and I without my fryer. Neizche was right.

Noclevername
2011-Sep-07, 12:48 PM
Solomon Grundy want pants too!

Gigabyte
2011-Sep-09, 01:57 AM
I'll be back in a flash

Salty
2011-Sep-09, 04:23 PM
Most of the people who wear WWJD? bracelets couldn't do what he did.

Gigabyte
2011-Sep-09, 04:25 PM
I have walked on water. Almost busted my tailbone when I slipped.

Noclevername
2011-Sep-10, 03:48 AM
I walk on water every winter, when it's called ice.

Gigabyte
2011-Sep-10, 11:47 PM
“I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.”

Rodney Dangerfield

Salty
2011-Sep-11, 04:54 PM
"Hello, Room Service? Send me up a room." - Jerry Lewis

Noclevername
2011-Sep-12, 05:07 AM
What happens in Vegas, stays on the evening news for at least a week.

Salty
2011-Sep-12, 12:49 PM
I saw a sleep-walking dog bump into the wall.

Spoons
2011-Sep-13, 09:02 AM
For all the talk, how much of the time is a glass actually half full?

Swift
2011-Sep-13, 01:14 PM
Squirrels Tim, I said SQUIRRELS!

LookingSkyward
2011-Sep-13, 01:33 PM
I greatly prefer a dog to a kazoo

Frog march
2011-Sep-13, 01:55 PM
hey mister tambourine man fry a tofu scramble for me....

Salty
2011-Sep-13, 02:04 PM
When all else fails, use prying eyes to open the top.

Gigabyte
2011-Sep-15, 12:00 PM
Matter of fact, it's all dark

Salty
2011-Sep-15, 03:37 PM
It's hard to tie a bow-tie with a pretzel.

Frog march
2011-Sep-16, 12:57 AM
"Question about a Position of absolute silliness"

LookingSkyward
2011-Sep-16, 11:24 AM
and then, I bit the skunk

Salty
2011-Sep-16, 01:30 PM
Preparing flocked UFOs for Christmas.

Noclevername
2011-Sep-16, 08:22 PM
Flockin' UFOs!

Frog march
2011-Sep-17, 04:59 AM
UFO means Unidentified Flying Object, not flying saucer.

Noclevername
2011-Sep-17, 07:37 AM
Ariel! Ukla! We ride!

Cycle
2011-Sep-17, 11:40 AM
Happy birthday Konstantin Tsiolkovsky

4N3637
2011-Sep-18, 04:45 AM
What random we say is not so random,
Life is not a Probability,its and equation...

Frog march
2011-Sep-18, 06:41 AM
I wonder who is going to bump the "talk like a pirate day" thread............................................ ..................
.................................................. ...........
......................
...............................
..........

Noclevername
2011-Sep-19, 07:16 AM
The Pirate Bump was a fun dance in its day.

Frog march
2011-Sep-19, 09:40 AM
except for the wooden legs which got stuck in the cracks.

iquestor
2011-Sep-19, 01:36 PM
what we though we would do was act retarded until they agreed to dance with us but we are still waiting.

LookingSkyward
2011-Sep-19, 01:44 PM
Harrggg, Me peg! Caught in the floor!! argghhh, pesky termites!

Salty
2011-Sep-19, 06:13 PM
I know what the flying saucers are looking for in Earth's skies: flying cups.

Noclevername
2011-Sep-19, 06:36 PM
I saw a flying saucer once, cleverly disguised as an airplane.

Salty
2011-Sep-20, 05:46 PM
Ghosts need love, too.

Noclevername
2011-Sep-20, 07:53 PM
Ghost pirates need Scooby Snacks from those Meddling Kids (Meddling Kids was a great band in its day.)

Salty
2011-Sep-21, 04:37 PM
The pirate bureaucracy declares defiance.

Sarawak
2011-Sep-22, 01:34 PM
Sorry. The administrator has banned your IP address. To contact the administrator click here (http://www.bautforum.com/sendmessage.php)

Salty
2011-Sep-22, 04:18 PM
Pretzels of the world, unite ... you have nothing to lose but your kinks!

Salty
2011-Sep-23, 06:51 PM
Chicken Little was right.

Salty
2011-Sep-24, 07:07 PM
Have some peanut butter pudding.

Salty
2011-Sep-25, 11:41 AM
Have a porcupine neutrino ... no, take two, they're small.

Salty
2011-Sep-26, 01:10 PM
Chupacabras are everywhere.

Salty
2011-Sep-27, 01:36 AM
Frizzlefritz my lockendockle!

Frog march
2011-Sep-27, 05:23 AM
Mike Myres in the movie "Mind Altering Dug": "There ain't no spaghetti tube I can't open"

LookingSkyward
2011-Sep-27, 11:08 AM
Vuzo drinks everyone

Salty
2011-Sep-27, 04:12 PM
Tweeting Twitter titillates the thralls.

Noclevername
2011-Sep-29, 01:04 AM
I am the president of unicorns.

LookingSkyward
2011-Sep-29, 09:30 AM
I voted for Noclevername for president...

Swift
2011-Sep-30, 05:30 PM
I just banned the spammer who posted this (and I took out the link they included and deleted the original post), but this was so wonderful, I had to preserve it some place and this seemed like a good spot:


It Yang about computer. Regarded caused by to labor and process nerve, induce Nano to employ methods used state to meditation.Throughout acupuncture the proper and pain.So, same the the theory of through regulating. effects take mosquito improves people in over.

Noclevername
2011-Sep-30, 11:25 PM
It Yang about computer. Regarded caused by to labor and process nerve, induce Nano to employ methods used state to meditation.Throughout acupuncture the proper and pain.So, same the the theory of through regulating. effects take mosquito improves people in over.


Everyone knows it's under, not over! No wonder you spotted it as a fraud.

Salty
2011-Oct-01, 02:47 AM
It Yang about computer. Regarded caused by to labor and process nerve, induce Nano to employ methods used state to meditation.Throughout acupuncture the proper and pain.So, same the the theory of through regulating. effects take mosquito improves people in over.


I think what we have here is the hands down winner of all silly sentences.
I'm not even going to try, tonight.

Salty
2011-Oct-01, 11:52 PM
The Quirk subatomic particle doesn't travel in a straight line.

Noclevername
2011-Oct-02, 03:26 AM
The Kirk particle travels in a straight line towards the nearest green-skinned woman.

Salty
2011-Oct-02, 09:30 PM
Sometimes my portfolio is empty and other times it has money in it but it's never full; portfolio is a fancy word for "wallet", right?

DukePaul
2011-Oct-02, 09:41 PM
The Fquark particle is produced by the collision of old vending machine food found in most physics labs cafeterias.

Noclevername
2011-Oct-03, 12:53 AM
The Fnord particle is the primary source of illumination.

Salty
2011-Oct-03, 01:06 PM
The Illuminati have no illumination.

Swift
2011-Oct-03, 02:03 PM
Dog Man, what have you done with the toasters?

Noclevername
2011-Oct-03, 04:31 PM
Free Tibet! with every purchase of two Mongolias.

DukePaul
2011-Oct-03, 07:30 PM
Forget the tsunami! Run, here come the fish!

Noclevername
2011-Oct-04, 01:36 AM
Remember, wherever you go, there you are.

Salty
2011-Oct-04, 02:49 AM
Scared is good.