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JackWindu
2011-Mar-24, 08:09 PM
"If you had an evil twin, this is what he'd smell like." Doppleganger Cologne

Gigabyte
2011-Mar-24, 09:07 PM
that's not silly it's true, like a smelly kangaroo!

Swift
2011-Mar-25, 08:51 PM
"Pineapple" sang the Sheep Girl, as she polished her electric verb adapter.

Noclevername
2011-Mar-25, 11:11 PM
How can pines grow apples? It's madness I tell you, madness!

Gigabyte
2011-Mar-26, 12:22 AM
he pined for an apple
until his spine fell off

Spoons
2011-Mar-26, 12:06 PM
Johnny Segment would rather climb trees than shave dogs.

Frog march
2011-Mar-26, 12:51 PM
as we segue into the next dimension, I leave you with this thought...how much is that doggy in the window?

Swift
2011-Mar-26, 02:45 PM
as we segue into the next dimension, I leave you with this thought...how much is that doggy in the window?
The one with the wagglely rear-facing bone, tissue, and fur projection for indicting any of several emotional states by both its static relative position and motion (both speed and direction); well, if you have to ask you can't afford it, though we are having a sale on water fowl and I could hook you up with a lovely Hooded Merganser (Lophodytes cucullatus).

Gigabyte
2011-Mar-26, 04:08 PM
An untamed intellect is like a space ship that can go anywhere, instantly, and then return with donuts

Spoons
2011-Mar-28, 01:28 AM
Sometimes I feel like an ant racing on an icing coated doughnut racetrack.

Gigabyte
2011-Mar-28, 01:32 AM
my lack of randomness and penchant for sly connections got me in big trouble down at the meat races

Swift
2011-Mar-28, 01:44 AM
It is time for your baklava lesson Mister Twiddle.

Spoons
2011-Mar-28, 01:56 AM
A chicken wing is no substitute for a good set of brakes.

Gigabyte
2011-Mar-28, 03:43 AM
it's funny you mention chicken wings as I was just discussing the possible great fire bird elsewhere

Spoons
2011-Mar-28, 03:47 AM
Fire birds are the centrepiece of every cross-cubicle conversation.

Frog march
2011-Mar-28, 11:11 AM
the clown was starting to feel paranoid about all that custard pie violence.

Swift
2011-Mar-28, 01:31 PM
Captain, we've lost the main pudding impeller on deck 17!

Gigabyte
2011-Mar-28, 02:50 PM
I'm afraid!!!!

Spoons
2011-Mar-29, 01:17 AM
The bearded lady carries a torch for lost screws.

megrfl
2011-Mar-29, 01:08 PM
The bearded lady serves the finest mutton chops.

Gigabyte
2011-Mar-29, 03:28 PM
eye c what you did their

Eric Vaxxine
2011-Mar-29, 10:57 PM
I told the taxi driver to 'Turn left right now'!

megrfl
2011-Mar-30, 01:01 AM
"Flibbertigibbet, flibbertigibbet," said the bullfrog.

Frog march
2011-Mar-30, 03:23 AM
I told the taxi driver to amend the third quadrant of the dylithium matrix, but he wouldn't listen. We ended up going the wrong way down the M25....

Gigabyte
2011-Mar-30, 04:56 AM
is it silly if I mention brillig? when I really wanted to say something about the Lambton Worm.

Spoons
2011-Mar-30, 08:15 AM
Your sentence must be this long to enter.
<--------------------------------------------->

megrfl
2011-Mar-30, 01:04 PM
is it silly if I mention brillig? when I really wanted to say something about the Lambton Worm.

Wow! And to answer your question, heck no!

I'd say more, but I must confine my sentence...

Or I wont be able to enter.

<--------------------------------------------->

Swift
2011-Mar-30, 01:16 PM
Mr. Piddle and Mr. Twinkledee lived in the land of the Glum-Glums, by the River Burble, in the grove of the Pop-pop trees, where they danced and sang all day long, until Mr. Piddle lost his job at the gum drop factory and the bank foreclosed on their house.

megrfl
2011-Mar-30, 01:36 PM
Yes, but downtrodden Mr. Piddle with all the enthusiasm of a snail, packed his napsack and ventured down the River Burble where he opened up an eatery he so named Reality Bites - he's now rolling in dough.

Salty
2011-Apr-02, 06:12 PM
One of my rewards for feeding the dogs, when they both eat, is the cacophony concert of canine chewing the little bits. It's good extemporaneous syncopated percussion.

Inclusa
2011-Apr-03, 02:23 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road? He has no gut to face the challenge.

Gigabyte
2011-Apr-03, 05:30 AM
Real footage of a UFO posted online, but then they identified it, so it was no longer a UFO, just a top secret spaceship

Frog march
2011-Apr-03, 08:03 AM
wot would a chicken, who had its head replaced with a robot head, do if it escaped from the factory where it laid Motorola cell phones?

Salty
2011-Apr-03, 07:14 PM
Friendly faeries flick in flight around the porch light.

Gigabyte
2011-Apr-03, 07:39 PM
if I tell you that an anvil falling on your head is dangerous, don't tell me about a flying cow

Inclusa
2011-Apr-04, 12:46 AM
Correctly erroneous outrageous incidence happens in organized disarray.

Gigabyte
2011-Apr-04, 01:33 AM
when all else fails, send in the clowns

Salty
2011-Apr-04, 01:21 PM
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Spoons
2011-Apr-04, 03:01 PM
My 4chan cookie tells me today is my lucky day.

Gigabyte
2011-Apr-04, 06:46 PM
dumping a swimming pool is action, but an entire inland sea, that's a reaction

Inclusa
2011-Apr-05, 03:04 AM
Got drown in the Lunar sea.

Spoons
2011-Apr-05, 03:21 AM
70s music left me discombobulated.

Salty
2011-Apr-05, 09:00 PM
A twidget flies at an ever increasing velocity in a circle of an ever decreasing circumference until it flies right up its rectum .... Pouf! and disappears.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-09, 08:18 PM
80s music left me rapped up.

Gigabyte
2011-Apr-09, 10:28 PM
Ice ice baby

Inclusa
2011-Apr-10, 03:56 AM
The spring rings like kings.

Spoons
2011-Apr-10, 07:55 AM
I come for the giant unfinished busts but I stay for the beautiful people of Custer, South Dakota.

Salty
2011-Apr-10, 01:31 PM
A whirlwind picked up Little Red Riding Hood and carried her to Profit, Texas.

Gigabyte
2011-Apr-10, 04:16 PM
I can't stop the random

Noclevername
2011-Apr-10, 05:05 PM
I can stop the random, but I choose not to.

Gigabyte
2011-Apr-10, 08:27 PM
blatherspack! that is all

Spoons
2011-Apr-11, 12:16 AM
Corn harvest time at the barefoot wanderers village.

Gigabyte
2011-Apr-11, 01:04 AM
that made me think of the movie about the village

Swift
2011-Apr-11, 01:10 AM
The essential tool for this thread (http://watchout4snakes.com/CreativityTools/RandomSentence/RandomSentence.aspx) (science marches on!).

The fantasy aligns a molecular pose after the spike.

Spoons
2011-Apr-11, 01:53 AM
Tasteless proposals are a virtuous endeavour unbeknownst to the caterpillar king.

Gigabyte
2011-Apr-11, 02:15 AM
Generating a random sentence is like activating the origin cube with a reflecting attribute.

Spoons
2011-Apr-11, 03:03 AM
And on the 3rd day Steve created roti and chickpeas, and he ate them, and he saw that they were good.

Inclusa
2011-Apr-11, 03:12 AM
The unintended justice is done upon someone named "Nobody".

Gigabyte
2011-Apr-11, 03:28 AM
The unfairness of software is like unto a queen bee with out a crown

Spoons
2011-Apr-11, 03:38 AM
Waistlines among the Nerdistas are at an all time high.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-11, 03:51 AM
If time travel were possible, I'd have written this already.

Spoons
2011-Apr-11, 05:19 AM
Toseeked! (http://www.bautforum.com/showthread.php/68411-Leave-a-random-silly-sentence!?p=1875895#post1875895)

Gigabyte
2011-Apr-11, 04:50 PM
Do coelacanths have astronomers?

Salty
2011-Apr-11, 08:51 PM
I took my time machine and went and visited me in my old age.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-11, 09:26 PM
I have no fingers, so I type with my tongue, and the keyboard tastes terrible... wait, I just realized that I have fingers after all, they just have taste buds on them.

Spoons
2011-Apr-11, 10:52 PM
Sometimes I drive with my elbows and sometimes I putt up or shut up.

Mellow
2011-Apr-12, 12:18 PM
My dad says to only itch my ears with my elbows.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-12, 01:14 PM
They say you should never put anything in your ears smaller than your elbow, fortunately I have elbows the size of Q-tips.

Buttercup
2011-Apr-12, 04:00 PM
I do not like my new supervisor. Oh wait -- that's a TRUE sentence. :p

Gigabyte
2011-Apr-12, 05:26 PM
You say terabequerel, I say delicious snack!

Salty
2011-Apr-12, 06:34 PM
Now, in my old age, I'm waiting for me in my time machine to come visit myself.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-12, 10:36 PM
I'm my own grandpa.

Spoons
2011-Apr-13, 12:19 AM
The lease on mine ran out years ago.

Swift
2011-Apr-13, 02:47 AM
A mime is a terrific thing to juggle.

Spoons
2011-Apr-13, 02:53 AM
I taught my goldfish, Binkles, to race cars because he's already a master of the soufflé.

Swift
2011-Apr-13, 03:04 AM
I, for one, welcome our soufflé masters.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-13, 10:34 PM
A soufflé is a terrible thing to juggle.

Gigabyte
2011-Apr-14, 03:19 AM
If I could spell soufflé I could a been a contender

Spoons
2011-Apr-14, 03:25 AM
If I could spell dysmenorrhea I could a been spelling bee champ.

Spoons
2011-Apr-14, 03:26 AM
And if I had better hand I coordination I could a been a corn tender.

Salty
2011-Apr-14, 03:29 AM
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Gigabyte
2011-Apr-14, 03:36 AM
Have you been spying on me?

Spoons
2011-Apr-14, 03:42 AM
Is that a periscope in your pocket or are you indifferent to seeing me?

Gigabyte
2011-Apr-14, 03:53 AM
And your little dog two

Frog march
2011-Apr-14, 06:04 AM
let's slingshot around the Sun, and go see the big bang.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-14, 09:05 AM
Slingshots, along with nail clippers, bottled water and hair gel, have been banned around the Sun for security reasons.

Salty
2011-Apr-15, 12:35 AM
A slingshot in hand is worth two birds in the bush.

Swift
2011-Apr-15, 01:24 AM
An aardvark within 12 cm of your left kidney is worth 2.572 aardvarks in the library with a candlestick.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-15, 01:34 AM
I didn't know Col. Mustard was an aardvark.

Swift
2011-Apr-15, 02:09 AM
I didn't know Col. Mustard was an aardvark.
Really? But there are so many Clues.

megrfl
2011-Apr-15, 10:10 PM
There is no business like shawl business.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-16, 12:25 AM
Shawl are just making that up.

Inclusa
2011-Apr-16, 03:42 AM
"You don't know Jack" 'cause Jack is no longer a popular name.

Salty
2011-Apr-16, 04:01 AM
Cracker Jack was a sailor, not a southerner.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-16, 12:46 PM
"Cracker" Jack got his nickname as a bank robber, before that he was one of the great Midwestern plains-sailors, riding the waves of grass to harpoon buffalo.

Salty
2011-Apr-17, 07:27 PM
Cracker Jack and Buffalo Bill Cody exterminated all the bison in the whole world.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-17, 08:22 PM
The Hole World was going to be Lewis Carroll's original name for what is now called Alice in Wonderland.

Spoons
2011-Apr-17, 11:52 PM
Courtney Love biographies make for great ear cleaners.

Inclusa
2011-Apr-18, 01:12 AM
A photographic memory with only 5 mms duration.

Salty
2011-Apr-18, 02:10 AM
Fifty furry ferrets fantastically fashioned a fabulous fortune; forty fleshy ferrets frolicked frivolously.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-18, 02:18 AM
A random silly sentence.

Spoons
2011-Apr-18, 03:44 AM
I need your clothes, your boots and your biorhythm cycle.

Salty
2011-Apr-18, 12:39 PM
I need my clothes, my boots and a biorhythm cycle.

peureux
2011-Apr-18, 05:30 PM
I jumping flown the jumble brobfulding... buckseat blopford tail the frown.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-18, 05:55 PM
What we need to do first, let's pie all the lawyers.

Spoons
2011-Apr-18, 06:32 PM
I would, but I left my pie in my other pants.

Gigabyte
2011-Apr-18, 08:21 PM
Any mention of pie deserves it's own reward

Spoons
2011-Apr-18, 09:50 PM
Any mention of pies IS it's own reward.

peureux
2011-Apr-18, 11:14 PM
Pie flies all over town inside of my crumply crumpet's mouth.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-19, 12:21 AM
I can think of nothing funny to say.

Spoons
2011-Apr-19, 01:34 AM
Lord Fappington is pleased by the increased pie quotient in this thread.

Swift
2011-Apr-19, 01:35 AM
Glorm! Get down here and feed the adverb!

Spoons
2011-Apr-19, 01:49 AM
The whole city is on Sasquatch-watch, but they have big wrists so I think they'll cope.

megrfl
2011-Apr-19, 02:00 AM
It's peanut butter and jelly time.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-19, 02:46 AM
Luke skywalker accidentally misheard Obi-Wan and tried to use the Ford to drive to the Death Star.

Salty
2011-Apr-19, 12:35 PM
May the Ford be with you.

megrfl
2011-Apr-19, 12:38 PM
Garth Esquire III likes riding on dashboards.

Spoons
2011-Apr-19, 01:41 PM
When dashboard are surfboards we'll all be stars.

Gigabyte
2011-Apr-19, 03:51 PM
I'm board.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-19, 05:24 PM
The retina is in the eye of the beholder.

Spoons
2011-Apr-19, 11:05 PM
Shouldn't Irish Whiskey be made from potatoes?

Noclevername
2011-Apr-20, 01:11 AM
Pleasing taste, some monsterism.

peureux
2011-Apr-20, 01:44 AM
Prized possessions pleasing pasturer's pink prongs, proving platonic platypuses proofread purple preachers.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-20, 01:51 AM
Old Olives Order Onions, Only Oaks Obsess Oranges.

Spoons
2011-Apr-20, 01:59 AM
Domination don't dignify diction.

megrfl
2011-Apr-20, 02:26 AM
Apples aren't appetizing always.

peureux
2011-Apr-20, 02:33 PM
Bakers brutally broke Bert's beads, blasphemously breeding breathing brains.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-20, 03:51 PM
Xanadu's Xenomorphs X-ray Xylophones.

Salty
2011-Apr-20, 10:33 PM
Alliterations always affirm an alert atmosphere.

Inclusa
2011-Apr-21, 02:51 AM
Edit a fictional dictionary in a realistic condition.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-21, 04:06 AM
This is my keyboard, there are many keyboards like it but this one is mine.

Spoons
2011-Apr-21, 04:19 AM
The madness ends... wait for it... wait for it... oh look - a monkey riding horseback!

Noclevername
2011-Apr-24, 02:11 AM
Leaf arrant some sullied scent ants.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-24, 03:03 AM
Sneaky the insouciant cat, and the relativistic kitty litter

Salty
2011-Apr-24, 11:49 AM
Fifteen freckled ferrets floated a frozen flounder.

Swift
2011-Apr-24, 11:29 PM
The schlurms have tacolated all the bonflambens.

megrfl
2011-Apr-25, 01:50 AM
The paper reduction act permits me to post thrice daily, not twice, but thrice.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-25, 04:04 AM
"Thrice" is a new strain of rice engineered to have more vitamin B1.

Salty
2011-Apr-25, 07:54 PM
Twenty three Teetotaler Texans took the train to Toronto.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-25, 07:58 PM
Free ferrets fly fast forward.

Frog march
2011-Apr-26, 08:56 AM
fork 'andles

Salty
2011-Apr-26, 12:57 PM
Two Tennessee temporary teachers took a taxi to Tallahassee.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-26, 08:11 PM
Giggling grey goblins gather green grapes greedily.

Salty
2011-Apr-27, 09:53 AM
Minnie of Mississippi munched minced meat.

Frog march
2011-Apr-27, 10:14 AM
Buggs Bunny sells carrot cake in the underworld.

Noclevername
2011-Apr-27, 01:11 PM
They call him "Bugs" because he's really a sentient colony of cockroaches in a bunny suit.

Salty
2011-Apr-28, 10:46 AM
That Bugs Bunny had a leading role in the movie MIB II.

Salty
2011-Apr-29, 11:27 AM
A hundred hungry Hungarians hurried home.

Swift
2011-Apr-29, 08:07 PM
My task here is 47.376% complete.

Inclusa
2011-Apr-30, 05:58 AM
My loftiest title is "the President of the Anonymous People".

Usher
2011-Apr-30, 06:48 AM
Paddy O'Furniture

Salty
2011-Apr-30, 09:48 PM
Mabel in Minnesota made mincemeat.

Salty
2011-May-01, 07:41 PM
Two tanned Transylvanians trotted to town.

Spoons
2011-May-02, 03:02 AM
I come in search of mixed consonants.

Salty
2011-May-02, 09:09 PM
The quick red fox jumped over the lazy brown dog.

Salty
2011-May-05, 12:54 AM
The lazy brown dog bit the quick red fox's tail as it went over him.

Spoons
2011-May-05, 01:59 AM
I see your silly sentence is as big as mine.

Frog march
2011-May-05, 07:32 AM
is that a long silly sentence or are you just cheesed off to see me.

Salty
2011-May-05, 11:56 AM
Once upon a time there was a silly sentence that went for a walk in the park, and it went on and on, mentioning flowers and dogs and trees and people and shaded paths as well as a large greensward.

Noclevername
2011-May-05, 01:55 PM
I'm not really writing this sentence.

Spoons
2011-May-06, 01:58 AM
I'll see your silly sentence and raise you an ethereal conglomeration of words.

FarmMarsNow
2011-May-06, 02:31 AM
If they could only come up with something better than rainbows and a pot of gold I'd by the cereal.

Noclevername
2011-May-06, 03:52 PM
Buy Jove, you're right!

Salty
2011-May-06, 06:03 PM
What's the difference between virtual and actual reality?

Swift
2011-May-06, 06:37 PM
What is this reality thing of which you speak?

Noclevername
2011-May-07, 12:49 AM
Selling houses and other properties.

mike alexander
2011-May-07, 02:38 AM
Cabbages sing, if only you Wil Wheaton.

Noclevername
2011-May-07, 05:02 AM
Two lawyers walk into a Bar...

mike alexander
2011-May-07, 04:12 PM
Nothing like a steaming-hot bowl of ice in the morning.

Noclevername
2011-May-07, 05:54 PM
"Brand loyalty" involves hot irons and scar tissue.

mike alexander
2011-May-07, 06:12 PM
Tickle me, do I not laugh?

Salty
2011-May-07, 06:14 PM
Two musicians walked into a bar and wondered how many counts for the rest.

Middenrat
2011-May-07, 06:16 PM
Beagles whipped my fish RzzZZz-rZzz

streather
2011-May-08, 03:29 AM
Seek out the chalky dust of the love salmon.

Swift
2011-May-08, 04:04 AM
I will, Dr. Clam, I will.

Spoons
2011-May-08, 05:17 AM
Waiter - there's a fly in my tramadol.

Swift
2011-May-08, 05:44 PM
Tailor - there's a fly in my pants.

Noclevername
2011-May-08, 06:02 PM
Pilot, there's no fly in this plane.

Salty
2011-May-08, 08:24 PM
Nothing as sad as a flyswatter in a no-fly zone.

Salty
2011-May-09, 01:10 PM
Now I had a silly sentence but can't find where I put it.

Noclevername
2011-May-09, 01:16 PM
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves... Hey, who got slithe all over my toves!

Swift
2011-May-09, 06:39 PM
I've got a tove in my nove.

Noclevername
2011-May-09, 11:21 PM
I blame the Thundercats.

Frog march
2011-May-10, 03:02 AM
blame it on the boogie.

Noclevername
2011-May-10, 03:12 AM
Blame it on the Bossa Nova.

Spoons
2011-May-10, 04:06 AM
These bills are killing me - I need a strataectomy.

Inclusa
2011-May-10, 06:28 AM
The electrons in my kidneys fail me.

Noclevername
2011-May-10, 03:23 PM
The best defense is a good airtight alibi.

FarmMarsNow
2011-May-10, 06:15 PM
I bite when you pull and pull when you bite. I am a stinger, and you are my new home.

Noclevername
2011-May-10, 06:29 PM
Five feral foxes flipped fast food flapjacks Friday.

Salty
2011-May-10, 07:39 PM
When you close your eyes and cross your fingers, anything you wish will come true.

Noclevername
2011-May-10, 08:36 PM
When you close your fingers and cross your eyes, you can get a wicked headache.

Spoons
2011-May-11, 12:47 AM
I am Asimovs fountain pen and Sam Sneads putter.

Swift
2011-May-11, 01:04 PM
Random Silly Sentence and I just are really having issues with our relationship, we just don't seem to be communicating any longer, so I'm leaving Random Silly Sentence.

mike alexander
2011-May-11, 02:16 PM
Too many random silly sentences sound like either untrue facts or a guitar filled with whipped cream.

Noclevername
2011-May-11, 04:08 PM
Random Silly Sentence and I just are really having issues with our relationship, we just don't seem to be communicating any longer, so I'm leaving Random Silly Sentence.

Does that mean it's OK for me to ask out Random Silly Sentence now?

Salty
2011-May-11, 07:43 PM
A random silly sentence a day keeps the orderly mind busy.

mike alexander
2011-May-11, 08:11 PM
Avocados are just shaved kiwi fruit.

Noclevername
2011-May-11, 09:42 PM
ny ttypiumg askiolls bneedf sa lkiutgt;le ew0orkl,.

Spoons
2011-May-12, 06:57 AM
Unhand me, surgeon!

Noclevername
2011-May-12, 08:38 AM
Is it rude to point someone at someone else?

Spoons
2011-May-12, 08:42 AM
Yesterday I was mere man, today I am salamander eternal.

Swift
2011-May-12, 01:27 PM
Originally Posted by Swift
Random Silly Sentence and I just are really having issues with our relationship, we just don't seem to be communicating any longer, so I'm leaving Random Silly Sentence.
Does that mean it's OK for me to ask out Random Silly Sentence now?
Yes, as long as I can toss your smart phone off the side of the ski lift.

Noclevername
2011-May-12, 02:44 PM
My phone is so dumb, it stares at orange juice because it said "concentrate".

Gemini
2011-May-13, 04:05 AM
Last night an armed robbery occurred. One robber was armed with Occam's Razor, the other with Checkov's gun.

Spoons
2011-May-13, 04:42 AM
I fight crime the old fashioned way, with a glass of whisky in one hand and a fistful of sauerkraut in the other.

Spoons
2011-May-13, 11:04 AM
I could never love a mannequin.

Swift
2011-May-13, 01:18 PM
...and a fistful of sauerkraut in the other.
Didn't Clint Eastwood star in several of those "Sauerkraut" Westerns?

Spoons
2011-May-13, 03:20 PM
That must be why he never smiles, because without the weisswurst it's just a plate of bad hair.

Salty
2011-May-13, 07:46 PM
Clint's cigarillos cause celebrity concentration caucuses.

Eric Vaxxine
2011-May-14, 12:34 AM
Clint Eastwood made movies in Hollywood, which is West!

Salty
2011-May-15, 12:26 AM
Fee, Fie, Fo, Fum; Who took my Bubblegum?

FarmMarsNow
2011-May-15, 04:30 AM
Fee, Fie, Fo, Fum; bubblegum stuck on a garbage can yum.

megrfl
2011-May-15, 05:39 AM
Art Linkletter retired at the age of 32 hoping he would find time to respond to all.

Spoons
2011-May-15, 07:58 AM
Your spinach and ricotta cannot sate my ursine desires.

Salty
2011-May-15, 11:54 AM
Popeye likes his spinach from the can, I like mine in a kish.

Noclevername
2011-May-16, 12:08 AM
Popeye is so named because he originally got his great strenth from fried chicken.

Spoons
2011-May-16, 02:13 AM
Love is 1 part paprika, 2 parts rogaine.

Inclusa
2011-May-16, 06:55 AM
Lettuce made them signing the truce.

Salty
2011-May-16, 03:25 PM
As I embrace the world it crushes me.

The_Radiation_Specialist
2011-May-16, 04:04 PM
some species of snake roll themselves into a circle about a foot in diameter and roll off hill tops.

Noclevername
2011-May-16, 05:30 PM
Know, oh prince, that between the years when the oceans got drunk in Atlanta, and the rise of the sons of aliens, there was an age uncared for, with a bunch of shiny cities and stuff bla bla bla, and hither and zither came Quohog the Some-moreian, to tread the porcelain thrones of the Earth under his loinclothed bottom.

Noclevername
2011-May-16, 08:15 PM
Some people actively court suspension, but I prefer to actively suspend a quart.

megrfl
2011-May-17, 01:37 AM
Soupy Sales can be found at your local grocery.

Spoons
2011-May-17, 02:16 AM
I can't slamdance in these bland pants.

Alien Horror
2011-May-17, 02:23 AM
Whats the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same.

Alien Horror
2011-May-17, 02:23 AM
This thread is really useful.

Spoons
2011-May-17, 02:48 AM
You must've been looking for the untrue facts thread and taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Noclevername
2011-May-17, 03:06 AM
My name is not clever.

Alien Horror
2011-May-17, 04:35 AM
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.

Alien Horror
2011-May-17, 04:41 AM
I hate days that end with 'day'.

Spoons
2011-May-17, 04:43 AM
On Wednesdees I shine shoes for the bootskooting team.

FarmMarsNow
2011-May-17, 06:13 AM
Tardigrades! Tardigrades! Tardigrades!

megrfl
2011-May-17, 12:46 PM
Red checkered pants and white boots are the fashion statement that said, "I need help."

Noclevername
2011-May-17, 12:55 PM
Everyone should learn to play the nose-flute.

Salty
2011-May-18, 08:35 AM
Obe Wan Kanobe, where are you?

Spoons
2011-May-18, 10:00 AM
If my brain was a kitchen utensil it would be a switch blade.

Swift
2011-May-18, 01:21 PM
This is your pancreas (http://www.yorkblog.com/foodfight/bunny.jpg), this is your pancreas (http://www.fallingpixel.com/products/256/mains/Screwdriver.jpg) on ice, any questions?

megrfl
2011-May-18, 02:16 PM
This is your pancreas (http://www.yorkblog.com/foodfight/bunny.jpg), this is your pancreas (http://www.fallingpixel.com/products/256/mains/Screwdriver.jpg) on ice, any questions?

Awe. What a sweet cuddly adorable snuggly adorable sweet little creature.

Swift
2011-May-18, 02:22 PM
Awe. What a sweet cuddly adorable snuggly adorable sweet little creature.
Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Uh, what a little tum-tum. Can you talk? Can you talk?

Noclevername
2011-May-18, 05:04 PM
Iced pancreas was first served at the New York State Fair in 1937.

Eric Vaxxine
2011-May-18, 09:02 PM
I saw this message in front of the passenger seat in a
Maserati.....

Get in, sit down, hold on, shut up!

Noclevername
2011-May-18, 09:19 PM
Well, ice my pancreas!

Spoons
2011-May-19, 12:33 AM
Step away from the vestibule.

Noclevername
2011-May-19, 02:37 AM
Badges? Why, yes, of course we'd like some badges, and thank you very much for offering.

Spoons
2011-May-19, 03:51 AM
Mushroom mushroom!

Noclevername
2011-May-19, 04:56 AM
That's how you get Roomus Igloomus!

The_Radiation_Specialist
2011-May-19, 12:55 PM
Sirioli gigioli chim-pan-zeeeeee!

FarmMarsNow
2011-May-19, 01:44 PM
Here is the truth: in the final analysis nothing really matters.

Swift
2011-May-19, 01:58 PM
Here is the truth: in the final analysis nothing really matters.
Yes, but does that really matter?