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Spoons
2010-Jul-30, 11:27 AM
By cubed worth you clearly mean beards.

Sarawak
2010-Jul-30, 11:28 AM
No, cubed worth is similar to cubed ice.

Frog march
2010-Jul-30, 11:29 AM
gamble with ice dice.

Sarawak
2010-Jul-30, 11:31 AM
In Flatland, they gamble with squared dice.

Spoons
2010-Jul-30, 11:39 AM
I gamble with a rice cake that's twice baked.

Sarawak
2010-Jul-30, 11:57 AM
Better twice baked than half baked.

Frog march
2010-Jul-30, 12:48 PM
when it comes to stones, one gambles with a date cake.

a Data cakes has nuts in it.

Buttercup
2010-Jul-30, 02:01 PM
Toad the Wet Sprocket went to take a dive into an Olympic-sized swimming pool but hit a big pile of soft sand instead, rolled over, laughed, then got up and went to eat a 3-layer chocolate cake decorated with whipped cream and raspberries.

Spoons
2010-Jul-30, 02:31 PM
Every good sentence contains two horses, and their names are usually Steve and Jenkins.

Swift
2010-Jul-30, 03:23 PM
Larry The Polar Bear, you left your cheese (no not the cheddar, the Brie) in the refrigerator in the upstairs kitchen, in case you didn't know where it was.

Gigabyte
2010-Jul-30, 07:37 PM
This thread makes me giggle like a rocking horse.

Sarawak
2010-Jul-31, 03:09 PM
Posting at BAUT is like going to the dentist.

Frog march
2010-Jul-31, 03:28 PM
when I go to the dentist, he has always forgotten his glasses, and looks in his assistant's mouth and says that my teeth are fine.

Spoons
2010-Aug-01, 01:48 AM
Thanks to this thread, I've taken to leaving some random silly string in each room I visit.

Gigabyte
2010-Aug-01, 01:25 PM
I like silly floss. Keeps teeth clean and amuses the molars.

Sarawak
2010-Aug-01, 09:56 PM
Silly Floss is a small town in rural Ireland.

Gigabyte
2010-Aug-01, 10:16 PM
Ireland, where even the land is upset.

Sarawak
2010-Aug-01, 10:52 PM
Upset land is caused by fertilizer poisoning.

Gemini
2010-Aug-05, 03:58 AM
Friend: So this CME thing, is it anything to worry about, what's going to happen

Me: You ever see the movie "I Am Legend" ?

Friend: No

Me: It's absolutely nothing like that.

Okay, I admit it's not a sentence, but it is random and silly.

Spoons
2010-Aug-05, 04:41 AM
I'll trade you this lint lined hat for some papaya.

Frog march
2010-Aug-05, 07:23 AM
what if a candle could be held by a giant arm, and that arm were mighty? For does it not say that the candle is mightier than the fjord, and many have gone forth with this knowledge and bigot strange lands with fire of plenty.

Sarawak
2010-Aug-05, 12:06 PM
Don't much care for bigot strange lands.

Frog march
2010-Aug-05, 12:18 PM
http://www.bautforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13512&d=1281010654


ETA: err, yeah, you wanna avoid the bigot strange lands....if you can. ;-)

megrfl
2010-Aug-05, 05:32 PM
Procrastination is good, it allows you to put off what you can do now to a future date and time when you have plenty of time to think about getting something else done.

Gigabyte
2010-Aug-05, 05:45 PM
One time I dropped a nickel and couldn't find it. I looked everywhere. It literally wasn't there. I moved all the furniture, searched the entire room. After a great deal of time, I had to admit the coin had vanished somehow.

It bugged me for days. Until I found it in the cuff of my pants. Oh that was something.

Swift
2010-Aug-05, 06:06 PM
Procrastination is good, it allows you to put off what you can do now to a future date and time when you have plenty of time to think about getting something else done.
If equal quantities of procrastination and anticrastination meet, there is a ginormous explosion and things that hadn't been done get done in the past and things that are done get put off to the future and the whole cause and effect thing becomes effect and cause (or is affect and cause, or maybe affect and Claus) and dogs and cats and goldfish do something with each other and lint and well it is just not a good situation man, and no I don't mean The Situation (whatever that is).

megrfl
2010-Aug-05, 06:06 PM
Until I found it in the cuff of my pants. Oh that was something.

Golly, that is something, who'd a thunk it.

megrfl
2010-Aug-05, 06:08 PM
If equal quantities of procrastination and anticrastination meet, there is a ginormous explosion and things that hadn't been done get done in the past and things that are done get put off to the future and the whole cause and effect thing becomes effect and cause (or is affect and cause, or maybe affect and Claus) and dogs and cats and goldfish do something with each other and lint and well it is just not a good situation man, and no I don't mean The Situation (whatever that is).

Yeaaah. I see it, man.

Boratssister
2010-Aug-05, 11:15 PM
Stop it rupert, rupert stop it .

Sarawak
2010-Aug-06, 12:46 AM
Whatever will be, will be.

Gigabyte
2010-Aug-06, 01:34 AM
Squiggly was bamboozeld by a bum at the buffet

Spoons
2010-Aug-06, 01:41 AM
Have you ever seen an octopus shearing four sheep at once?

Gigabyte
2010-Aug-06, 01:41 AM
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.

Noclevername
2010-Aug-06, 04:23 AM
Why didn't they just eat Gilligan?

Sarawak
2010-Aug-06, 04:49 AM
I'm rather wondering about all this "little buddy" talk.

megrfl
2010-Aug-06, 03:13 PM
Eye em knot shore, butt is "Two bee or knot two bee." frum Shakes pier?

dwnielsen
2010-Aug-06, 05:24 PM
Theirs know tall king n-th is for'em.

Sarawak
2010-Aug-07, 02:48 AM
Kazakhstan is the greatest country of the world, all other countries are run by little girls.

Gigabyte
2010-Aug-07, 11:41 AM
Little girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.

kevin1981
2010-Aug-07, 11:59 AM
Why could'nt evolution been nicer to me, and given me a mathematical brain like Feynman's !

pzkpfw
2010-Aug-07, 12:15 PM
The policemans beard is half constructed.

Frog march
2010-Aug-07, 12:24 PM
croissants began to take over the world, one postoffice at a time.

Gigabyte
2010-Aug-07, 01:19 PM
Evolution is where when something happens to you, the changes are passed on to your kids. Like if you go to college, your kids will be smarter.

Gigabyte
2010-Aug-07, 08:00 PM
the rainfall cab be short but fierce.

That was excellent.

megrfl
2010-Aug-07, 11:50 PM
"I can't say that I hate sardines, but I can't say that I love em. So I just don't buy them." - unknown

Gigabyte
2010-Aug-08, 01:21 AM
I used to eat sardines until I found out what they are made from.

megrfl
2010-Aug-08, 02:20 AM
"I've got so many wires coming out of my computer that I can't find the escape button." - unknown

Gigabyte
2010-Aug-08, 02:37 AM
It says "hit any key", but the damn thing doesn't have a key labeled "any"

Frog march
2010-Aug-08, 02:54 AM
http://elcodigo.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/tip4-any-key.jpg


No, some do.....

Gigabyte
2010-Aug-08, 02:58 AM
Lies! It's all lies I say!

Sarawak
2010-Aug-08, 03:18 AM
Farts don't last in hurricanes.

Gigabyte
2010-Aug-08, 05:20 AM
To be silly one must not care about the consequences of actions, like how that sounded all serious but I don't care.

Sarawak
2010-Aug-08, 11:34 AM
One could be unintentionally silly.

megrfl
2010-Aug-08, 04:54 PM
One being unintentionally silly is silly all the same, just not in the way that you think, usually.

Gigabyte
2010-Aug-08, 05:45 PM
My silly sense is tingling

Sarawak
2010-Aug-08, 08:44 PM
People who have lost another sense, like sight or hearing, often have a highly developed silly sense.

Gigabyte
2010-Aug-09, 12:52 AM
A couple of drinks never hurt anyb ... what the ... aaaaahhhhhh....

Sarawak
2010-Aug-09, 01:02 AM
A couple of thousand drinks, on the other hand, . . .

Spoons
2010-Aug-09, 06:21 AM
Every time I have a drink I pluck a hair from the dog. She's now rinsable, so if she gets sick... yay!

megrfl
2010-Aug-09, 12:39 PM
Sam was silly, he ended up in Philly, married a girl named Millie and ended up the King of Chili. Really? Ya.

Gigabyte
2010-Aug-09, 01:32 PM
I'm having a silly overload

Spoons
2010-Aug-09, 01:38 PM
Better a silly overload than a silly undercarriage.

Sarawak
2010-Aug-09, 03:53 PM
Would a woman who surfs be a Surferret?

Frog march
2010-Aug-09, 04:01 PM
ferrets will do what ferrets will do.

Sarawak
2010-Aug-09, 04:02 PM
Que Ferra, Ferra.

megrfl
2010-Aug-10, 07:37 PM
Have you ever alphabetized the numbers one through ten.

8, 5, 4, 9, 1, 7, 6, 10, 3, 2.

FarmMarsNow
2010-Aug-10, 07:55 PM
When I open the refrigerator door I see lightning, but when I open my closet I see darkening.

Sarawak
2010-Aug-10, 09:43 PM
Have you ever alphabetized the numbers one through ten.

8, 5, 4, 9, 1, 7, 6, 10, 3, 2.

Guess the language!

8, 3, 1, 5, 9, 6, 7, 4, 10, 2.

megrfl
2010-Aug-11, 01:18 PM
Guess the language!

8, 3, 1, 5, 9, 6, 7, 4, 10, 2.

Beer language in Arabic. Oh!

Spoons
2010-Aug-12, 05:32 AM
I write my last words in beer froth.

Frog march
2010-Aug-12, 06:01 AM
I sentence a pirate ant to 2 pico seconds of accountancy training.

Spoons
2010-Aug-12, 06:06 AM
I use my mandible claw for good and not weevils.

Gigabyte
2010-Aug-13, 02:11 PM
I am not yellow! Snow what I mean?

Sarawak
2010-Aug-14, 02:42 AM
I have remembered how to seem.

Frog march
2010-Aug-14, 02:46 AM
You've found your elephant costume then?

Sarawak
2010-Aug-14, 02:47 AM
Take the last train to Clarksville, and I'll meet you at the station.

megrfl
2010-Aug-14, 08:42 PM
I postulate that my posture is poor. Actually, no, I'm lying. I try to stand well upright even when I'm sitting slumped over.

Gigabyte
2010-Aug-14, 09:15 PM
Poor postures. They are like analogies, except with spines.

megrfl
2010-Aug-14, 10:47 PM
Spines, they bring to mind parsnips - a scrumptious vegetable resembling the carrot.

Sarawak
2010-Aug-15, 02:47 AM
Mephistopheles is scary.

Spoons
2010-Aug-23, 03:01 AM
Next time I'll go flower picking in kevlar.

Gigabyte
2010-Aug-23, 04:38 AM
A rotary engine is part of an amphidromic system in which the fuel progresses about a node.

Spoons
2010-Aug-23, 04:44 AM
Kids, I done drank up all the money, so alls we can afford is a trip to Crotchbom Park.

megrfl
2010-Aug-27, 01:16 PM
Friday, a day to eat fried foods or sun bathe.
Monday, a day to make money.
Tuesday, a day to buy/do things in pairs.
Wednesday, a day to pick dates and times to do things.
Thursday, a day to drink many beverages.
Saturday, self explanatory.
Sunday, self explanatory.

Sarawak
2010-Aug-27, 02:03 PM
Buttercup banned because flowers can't snicker.

Gigabyte
2010-Aug-27, 03:11 PM
NASA has warned that a massive flare that caused spectacular light shows on Earth earlier this month was just a precursor to a massive solar storm building that had the potential to wipe out the entire planet.

Spoons
2010-Aug-28, 12:30 AM
You done jeopardepardized this here family institution.

Gigabyte
2010-Aug-28, 03:35 PM
I backtraced it

megrfl
2010-Aug-28, 10:28 PM
I love the Himalayas, I'm wearing a llama wool coat as I write.

Sarawak
2010-Oct-24, 06:04 AM
0.999... is not equal to one.

Frog march
2010-Oct-24, 10:27 AM
German mathematicians go 'nein nein nein' , in the recurring thread.

Sarawak
2010-Oct-24, 12:14 PM
I think German mathermaticians would answer 'ja ja ja' to the question in that thread.

Frog march
2010-Oct-24, 02:13 PM
until astromark came along.

Sarawak
2010-Oct-24, 02:20 PM
The difference between 0.999... and 1 is 0.000...1.

Spoons
2010-Oct-25, 02:00 AM
The difference is infinitely naughty.

DukePaul
2010-Oct-25, 02:18 AM
Halloween is the favorite holiday of mathematicians because of their love of scary costumes.

Spoons
2010-Oct-25, 02:28 AM
Mathematicians clearly don't celebrate Bottleneck Thanksgiving, when we celebrate the half man half dolphin offspring of the Almighty Amphibious One.

DukePaul
2010-Oct-25, 03:33 AM
French rioting suddenly ended after a German mathematician conference in Paris broke for lunch.

Spoons
2010-Oct-25, 03:46 AM
"Broke for lunch" is the title of my new album and it comes with a slice of government cheese.

Frog march
2010-Oct-25, 06:46 AM
A pint of castor oil never did anyone any harm.

Spoons
2010-Oct-25, 06:59 AM
My toaster needs a holiday.

Sarawak
2010-Oct-25, 02:15 PM
My holiday needs a toaster.

Swift
2010-Oct-25, 02:17 PM
"Toast, TOAST", King Fenster yelled, "Why have my people abandoned toast?"

Frog march
2010-Oct-25, 03:27 PM
Swift wandered over to the window and noticed a kangaroo breaking into his car to steal his suitcase full of bananas.

Swift
2010-Oct-25, 03:33 PM
"Is that a suitcase full of bananas", Mae West said dreamily, as she lounged on her chaise, "or is your kangaroo breaking into my car"?

mike alexander
2010-Oct-25, 04:12 PM
The cat watched with interest as the air molecules began to gather in one corner of the room.

Gigabyte
2010-Oct-25, 04:45 PM
Cats are like little women wearing fur coats, dogs are like boats

Swift
2010-Oct-25, 07:50 PM
Now, if we look at slide 117, we see that if we normalize the projected growth in sales for like-on-like business units from Q3 of 1997 through Q6 of 2017, we find that the rate of amortized growth per annum shows a nominal 11.3% rate of growth, excluding the central Asian sector, for all business units except the Transportation unit, which shows a negative rate of growth beginning with Q2 2003 and continuing through Q1 2012, which nominally matches the projects presented at the BoD meeting in Q2 2010, but does not show a good match with projections that were projected at the MoD meeting in Q3 2009.

Gigabyte
2010-Oct-25, 10:10 PM
It's random silly sentence, not rambling run on sentence!

Gigabyte
2010-Oct-25, 10:11 PM
Oh pappy poo poo, I just ruined the entire thread.

Spoons
2010-Oct-26, 07:05 AM
Oh nigglesnoosh, El Robbo, you can't dissolve a statue with bird droppings.

AndreasJ
2010-Oct-26, 09:15 AM
I define c to be the speed of the neighbour's dog, therefore Einstein was wrong.


(I run into a surprising number of online arguments analoguous to that.)

Gigabyte
2010-Oct-26, 12:47 PM
I once ran a race in the nude

Swift
2010-Oct-26, 12:52 PM
Eye once ate a quince inside of an umbrella factory, safe from the raccoons of the Purple oatmeal.

(silly enough Robinson?)

Sarawak
2010-Oct-26, 02:16 PM
Mint cream is easy on the eyes.

Gigabyte
2010-Oct-26, 04:33 PM
Mint cream is easy on the eyes.

Due to my default text settings, your post are invisible spoons

Sarawak
2010-Oct-26, 06:07 PM
Due to my default text settings, your post are invisible spoons

Spoons could be invisible; I've never seen him.

Gigabyte
2010-Oct-26, 08:37 PM
No seriously. That text color thing you are doing renders your posts invisible. At first I thought you were blank posting. So I just scrolled past a bunch of your posts, thinking, "Well, that's new", and "Is he on the pipe again or what?", until I hit quote and there it was, an invisible spoon

Eric Vaxxine
2010-Oct-27, 12:04 AM
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

(something I read in a Bill Bryson book)

Spoons
2010-Oct-27, 02:34 AM
Frankly my dear, I don't give a banana.

Frog march
2010-Oct-27, 02:41 AM
http://www.bautforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13842&d=1288147249

DukePaul
2010-Oct-27, 08:39 AM
Public outcry from the release of damaging reports from WikiLeaks over Hawaiian Punch using fruit bats in their kids fruit drinks is interesting since Consumer Reports confirms that fruit bats are a good source of daily protein.

starman2k10
2010-Dec-20, 02:47 PM
Do Llamas have Llamamas?

DukePaul
2010-Dec-20, 03:42 PM
Llamas are agents of disinformation and are often seen near so-called "UFO" sightings. What are they hiding?

Spoons
2010-Dec-21, 03:30 AM
Little Orphan Dolphin gets endorphins from golfin'.

Swift
2010-Dec-21, 08:25 PM
On the first day of Solstice, my true love gave to me, a small purplish elephant inside a reversible diatribe converter, installed through the axial port of my proton eel drive.

Buttercup
2010-Dec-21, 09:08 PM
On the 2nd day of Solstice my true love gave to me: One beaten up old pillow, two dead brown shamrocks, nine maids a leaping...and an Oscar The Grouch hand puppet.

DukePaul
2010-Dec-21, 10:18 PM
On the third day of Solstice my true love gave to me, one cow hide toaster, two parrots scheming, and three carrots car-jacking....da da da doo doo da ....hmmm hmmmmm

Swift
2010-Dec-21, 10:24 PM
On the three and nine-sixteenths day of Solstice my true love gave to me, a big bottle of aardvark jelly, with a side of forlorn dental floss.

Spoons
2010-Dec-22, 02:19 AM
Perplexment is finding a tuna sandwich in your fishnet stocking.

Gigabyte
2010-Dec-22, 05:04 PM
For a moment I actually thought there would be twelve days of something something then I watched Boo boo shoot Yogi Bear and cried a little

DukePaul
2010-Dec-22, 09:04 PM
Red nose reindeer are the leading cause of traffic accidents in Canada.

Gigabyte
2010-Dec-22, 10:58 PM
That isn't nearly as silly as a pudding necklace.

Spoons
2010-Dec-24, 06:52 PM
Speaking of pudding, I train dolphins.

DukePaul
2010-Dec-24, 09:14 PM
Never look pudding in the eye.

Gigabyte
2010-Dec-24, 10:54 PM
'Eye Eye Keptin' said the Russian pudding basket, as I gave the order to engage.

DukePaul
2010-Dec-28, 01:10 AM
What will we say to our children when they ask what we did to stop Global Pudding?

FarmMarsNow
2010-Dec-28, 01:16 AM
See all this pudding? One day this will all be yours!

Swift
2010-Dec-28, 03:49 AM
But I'd don't like pudding; I like Jello with big floppy ears and a tail that can swing from the stars.

mike alexander
2010-Dec-28, 04:18 AM
Imagine a sentence without the letter 'k' in it; ha ha, you can't!

Swift
2010-Dec-28, 02:20 PM
Imagine a sentence without the letter 'k' in it; ha ha, you can't!
Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try
No hell below us, above us only s_y
Imagine all the people
Living for today

DukePaul
2010-Dec-29, 02:29 AM
Alligator wallets are dangerous to pickpocket unless you tape their jaws.

Swift
2010-Dec-29, 02:37 PM
I look at my cow and I know that it is beeping,
While my Picard gently weeps.

megrfl
2011-Jan-04, 06:46 PM
Gobbledygook!

Buttercup
2011-Jan-06, 07:47 PM
I look at my cow and I know that it is beeping,
While my Picard gently weeps.

ROFL!!! :D I needed that.

I had something in mind, but can't top that -- and forgot what it was. :lol:

Have a feeling I'll *always* think of that from now on, when I hear the song. :naughty: ;)

Eric Vaxxine
2011-Jan-17, 12:09 AM
Life isn't short....
It is the longest thing you will remember......

Mellow
2011-Jan-17, 12:22 PM
Pie pie pie pie

Frog march
2011-Jan-17, 01:29 PM
well mister whateveryournameis, what shalt be thy pizza topping?

Spoons
2011-Jan-17, 02:19 PM
Anti-matter matter listen here, come together this just disappear so fill your fist and kiss a beer.

emmylou
2011-Jan-18, 01:25 AM
When you look up at the stars do you ever wonder who is looking back at you?

Spoons
2011-Jan-18, 08:24 AM
A penny for your shorts?

Gigabyte
2011-Jan-19, 08:18 PM
With every big cake, we must surely be yearning
still my Picard gently weeps

Eric Vaxxine
2011-Jan-23, 12:38 AM
Since we eat 'Mars Bars' on earth...will they eat' Earth Bars'....on Mars?

(credit for this question goes to the late Carl Woodman)

Swift
2011-Jan-23, 03:48 AM
With every big cake, we must surely be yearning
still my Picard gently weeps
I rent a U-hall, and the clerk is unnerving,
Still my Picard gently weeps

Spoons
2011-Jan-25, 02:04 PM
His hair, thick and vast like Julius Erving,
No wonder Picard gently weeps

Gigabyte
2011-Jan-26, 12:38 AM
someday, and you never know really when, it will be the last post, and then never again will a wombat fall from the sky

emmylou
2011-Jan-26, 12:52 AM
I think everybody should try Spaghettification at least once in their life

Spoons
2011-Jan-26, 01:29 AM
Drop wombats are second only to pie floaters as the number one Bridge team mascot.

Swift
2011-Jan-26, 03:00 AM
Dancing across the vast expanse of malted bicycle tires, Emily was almost certainly consumed by her love of 4.73x6.

megrfl
2011-Jan-28, 03:25 PM
Dancing across the vast expanse of malted bicycle tires, Emily was almost certainly consumed by her love of 4.73x6.

Been there, done that.

Marianne Jones is fluent in Mumbo-Jumbo.

Spoons
2011-Jan-29, 01:46 AM
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

Eric Vaxxine
2011-Jan-29, 01:52 AM
"Jazz is not dead....it just smells funny".

Spoons
2011-Jan-29, 01:54 AM
Heheheheh! That's nice!

Eric Vaxxine
2011-Jan-29, 01:59 AM
I think so too....wahoo

megrfl
2011-Jan-29, 10:31 PM
cakrazi, I call it like I see it.

yep.

Swift
2011-Jan-29, 10:56 PM
May I please have another bowl of thimbles Professor Doctor?

Spoons
2011-Jan-30, 06:53 AM
Every day I feel more and more like Pat Benatar.

Swift
2011-Jan-30, 07:33 PM
Every day I feel more and more like Pat Benatar.
Well, at least you hit it with your best shot.

By the way, love is a battlefield, and Jimmy Carter has agreed to mediate six-party talks to try to reach a ceasefire.

mike alexander
2011-Jan-30, 08:02 PM
Will the person who lost her mustache please report to Johnny Rico, Klendathu?

Boratssister
2011-Feb-02, 10:28 AM
Dont play gypsy with frank.He cant play jenga and his jogging pants stick to your feet.

Spoons
2011-Feb-02, 04:34 PM
We all carry our flowers in Shanghai trombones.

Eric Vaxxine
2011-Feb-04, 01:54 AM
Dont play gypsy with frank.He cant play jenga and his jogging pants stick to your feet.

But he did get 'Sting' to swear live onstage in a political frame work
which is hugely undiscovered, known as the album...'Broadway The Hard Way'.

Swift
2011-Feb-04, 03:35 AM
Evacuate the boomerang, my poor gyrating monkeys.

Inclusa
2011-Feb-04, 05:20 AM
Senseless opinions rate disparagement in an obnoxious case.

Spoons
2011-Feb-04, 06:46 AM
Do Ovaltines have ovaries?

Swift
2011-Feb-04, 02:50 PM
Do Ovaltines have ovaries?
No, but they are between 12 and 20 years old.

Spoons
2011-Feb-06, 10:25 AM
Nobody like a sticky pillowcase.

megrfl
2011-Feb-15, 02:55 AM
Happy Valentine's Day everybody!

Spoons
2011-Feb-15, 03:58 AM
That's sillier than a horse in boxer shorts.

Swift
2011-Feb-15, 04:18 AM
I doubt I will ever see, a badger as lovely as a cheese pizza.

Inclusa
2011-Feb-15, 06:54 AM
Oblivious Oliver leaves Olivia in oblivion.

Frog march
2011-Feb-15, 06:56 AM
too many cooks spoil the moth.

Spoons
2011-Feb-15, 07:13 AM
Your t-shirt needs more bacon.

Frog march
2011-Feb-15, 07:36 AM
his trousers were made of bubble wrap

Spoons
2011-Feb-15, 08:58 AM
There was a thunderous pop, like an angry grandfather, when she walked into the room.

megrfl
2011-Feb-15, 03:22 PM
There was a thunderous pop, like an angry grandfather, when she walked into the room.

2 funny!

Funny is what funny does with chocolates.

arslan
2011-Feb-21, 06:46 PM
I like Milk.

Eric Vaxxine
2011-Feb-21, 10:49 PM
March is on it's stomach......so the army say!

Gigabyte
2011-Feb-21, 11:12 PM
Blaggadoodle. Yeah, I said it.

Eric Vaxxine
2011-Feb-21, 11:53 PM
uncanny as .....harpdoodle is my youtube channel name

Yankee Doodle

Gigabyte
2011-Feb-22, 01:24 AM
Nowayman! Nowaaaayyy!!!!

Swift
2011-Feb-22, 02:39 AM
The pigs of fortitude have plundered the blueberry bushes of the spiny octopus economy.

megrfl
2011-Feb-23, 02:12 AM
Things are getting ugly on the swine front.

Spoons
2011-Feb-23, 02:19 AM
One day we will all be ruled by pigs in makeup.

Swift
2011-Feb-23, 02:44 AM
One day we will all be ruled by pigs in makeup.
I, for one, welcome our new artificially colored swine overlords.

Spoons
2011-Feb-23, 02:53 AM
Porcine cosmetics is taking off like so many garter belts.

Gigabyte
2011-Feb-23, 03:29 AM
is a silly sentence really random if it involves pie? and curried goat hair?

Swift
2011-Feb-23, 04:39 AM
Is a random sentence really silly if it invokes the calamity of dolphins and the Princeton band?

Spoons
2011-Feb-23, 04:48 AM
Life is a tabasco slippery dip, and we're all just marshmallows in the adjacent hot tub.

Gigabyte
2011-Feb-23, 08:10 AM
It makes a mockery of my clockwork like imperfections

megrfl
2011-Feb-23, 12:38 PM
It makes a mockery of my clockwork like imperfections.

Swift
2011-Feb-23, 02:36 PM
It makes a mockery of my clockwork like imperfections?

Spoons
2011-Feb-23, 09:10 PM
I make frockery of kraftwerk shirts at intersections.

megrfl
2011-Feb-24, 02:55 AM
I take puppetry with hula skirts and no exceptions.

Spoons
2011-Feb-24, 03:12 AM
My fake dungarees could rule the earth through misdirection.

megrfl
2011-Feb-24, 01:43 PM
My cake from Perth gave me indigestion.

Spoons
2011-Feb-24, 01:55 PM
Mistaken waterbirths make quite an impression.

Swift
2011-Feb-24, 02:12 PM
My fake dungarees could rule the earth through misdirection.
I, for one, welcome our new Spoons' Fake Dungarees overlords

Spoons
2011-Feb-24, 02:18 PM
People who carry a torch into a headwind are likely to get burnt lips and drier fruit.

Frog march
2011-Feb-24, 06:07 PM
when Wednesday towers over you like a towering inferno it is time to whistle a new Madonna hit.

Gigabyte
2011-Feb-25, 04:33 AM
spanning multipurpose threads, poor analogies spawn like flamingo headed rhubarb




































pies

Spoons
2011-Feb-25, 06:16 AM
Every bad analogy is a kiss on the cheek from an angry sailor.

mike alexander
2011-Feb-25, 07:26 PM
Whenever a good deed is done, an angel buys a lottery ticket.

Frog march
2011-Feb-26, 08:20 PM
when ever a lottery ticket is bought blind bats eat rat guano chocolate john waynes.

Swift
2011-Feb-26, 11:11 PM
Oh barkeep, my ant would like another tequila sunrise, and I'll have a big glass of molten tin.

Gigabyte
2011-Feb-27, 01:20 AM
If cattle were beggars, then cowboys would hide.

Spoons
2011-Feb-27, 06:43 AM
Not everybody has enough funbucks for a dancing walrus.

megrfl
2011-Feb-28, 02:56 PM
To their dismay, said the slightly chubby walrus.

Swift
2011-Feb-28, 04:25 PM
Not everybody has enough funbucks for a dancing walrus.
Oh contrare (http://www.marriedtothesea.com/072308/dance-of-the-walrus.gif) Lord Popsicle of the Outer Quadrant.

Gigabyte
2011-Mar-03, 12:47 AM
Now I want to use the word "funbucks" in a run on sentence.

Spoons
2011-Mar-03, 12:55 AM
The new Fistbumps for Funbucks campaign will leave no child hungry by the decades end.

Swift
2011-Mar-03, 03:12 AM
I just entered the 19th dimension of the soup bikini and the horse-turtle informed me that I was now going to be presented with a small, flanged owl, which should make for a lovely addition to my collection of tree toasters.

megrfl
2011-Mar-03, 12:36 PM
Homo homini lupus.

Spoons
2011-Mar-07, 04:28 AM
More rhymes than ways to fillet felines these days.

Gigabyte
2011-Mar-07, 05:24 AM
Now that I am serious and busy saving lives, I can no longer take part in licorice races and seahorse farming.

Spoons
2011-Mar-07, 05:34 AM
You know what they say - seahorses are the best medicine.

Swift
2011-Mar-07, 08:51 PM
Tristan, have you seen my spleen, I think I left it in the yak barn?

Buttercup
2011-Mar-07, 09:13 PM
Pac-Man ate too many ghosts, had to take Pepto-Bismol, sat down to watch "Vanilla Sky," decided to jump into the film and chase around/devour all its stars. But Tom Cruise fought back with punches and blows, and now he's a Blinky Ghost in some video game on a planet orbiting Alpha Centauri.

Swift
2011-Mar-20, 03:06 PM
Fleem, would you fetch me a donkey; I feel a spot of banker-ness coming on?

Gigabyte
2011-Mar-20, 04:55 PM
Bananas will give you super powers!

Spoons
2011-Mar-21, 12:11 AM
If I were to invite you to a hoedown would you bring the marmalade?

Gigabyte
2011-Mar-21, 04:25 AM
I found my hoedown but I cheered her right up

FarmMarsNow
2011-Mar-21, 04:53 AM
Striped socks do not get lost as frequently as plain socks, because they are smarter.

Spoons
2011-Mar-21, 05:26 AM
I keep a tight check on my sock stock and new clothes apparel.

Inclusa
2011-Mar-21, 06:07 AM
I left my massage on the last phone!

Swift
2011-Mar-21, 03:01 PM
I left my spleen in Santa Barbara.

emmylou
2011-Mar-21, 08:26 PM
Am I here 8-)

Spoons
2011-Mar-22, 12:40 AM
You put your rib eye steak in, you take your rib eye steak out, you put your rib eye steak in and you shake it all about.

Gigabyte
2011-Mar-22, 03:37 AM
i thot i wuz gonna right sumtin funny but instead forgot where da shift key is

Swift
2011-Mar-22, 12:55 PM
green round guy funy

FarmMarsNow
2011-Mar-22, 06:44 PM
You put your rib eye steak in, you take your rib eye steak out, you put your rib eye steak in and you shake it all about.
You do the rolley pollie turn your bowlie inside out. Thats what its all about!

Swift
2011-Mar-22, 09:23 PM
Faster than an enzymatic reaction,
More powerful than a lithium chloride bond,
Able to leap concentration gradients in a single bound!

Look, over in that lab, is it a grad student? Is it a post-doc? No, it's VAN DER WAAL!

Yes van der Waal, that strange being from another planet, with abilities far above those of normal chemists!

VAN DER WAAL, who can expand gases with his BARE HANDS! And who, disguised as Bucky van der Waal, mild mannered teaching assistant at a great American university, fights a never ending battle for EQUILIBRIUM, MOLARITY, and the CHEMICAL WAY!

Gigabyte
2011-Mar-23, 04:01 AM
i'm 'fraid i canna match that sort of knowledgeable wit
so let me peel my banana
then slip

Spoons
2011-Mar-23, 04:50 AM
If I was a monkey I'd be Monday Monkey.

Inclusa
2011-Mar-24, 03:58 AM
I am just 1/number of electrons in the galaxy satisfied about your work.

Gigabyte
2011-Mar-24, 04:07 AM
that were not silly
tis brilliant!

Noclevername
2011-Mar-24, 05:08 PM
My slippers are dancing without me.

Frog march
2011-Mar-24, 05:15 PM
all the fun of the fair at rhinowaterchestnut.com.

Buttercup
2011-Mar-24, 05:46 PM
The Man from Mars stopped eating cars and eating bars, and now he only eats guitars.

Gigabyte
2011-Mar-24, 05:50 PM
a slip of the lip tip may trip the bit
however you slice and dice
I want a piece of it