Leave a random silly sentence!

[Spoons]

If I were an ice-cream flavour I would be motorbike.

[danscope]

Say.... it must be your Un-Birthday! :)
You know, I had an unn-birthday Once!. I think I'll have one tomorrow,
come to think of it.:lol:

Dan

[Spoons]

The best tasting fish is boiled in a top hat.

[megrfl]

I had a pringle once, I kept it in a little tank on the windowsill by my desk, where the sunlight could shine off of its glowing purple fur and the breeze could tickle its fronds, and I would feed it fish sticks and small pebbles and I would sing little songs to it about the mountains of the northern plateau and it would chirp back, often in tune, and then I would pet it between its eye stalks until they vibrated at about 1.73 MHz, and then mom and Aunt Betty and the National Institute for the Study of Pure and Applied Carpet Cleaners would call us for third lunch and we'd come running up the 14 flights of stairs and across the great expanse of the third ballroom and all nine of us would sit at the table and eat oranges and kelp that came all the way from the seas on the third moon.


Hands down the most fascinating piece of gibberish I have ever read.

[danscope]

" Howard Johnson is right! Why.... Not only was that authentic frontier gibberish, but....... " . :lol:

[Spoons]

Sometimes I say things that don't make sausages.

[mike alexander]

I tried to while away the time, but while I was away time was away a while.

[Swift]

My bologna has a first name, it's Uncle Ducky Face.

[LookingSkyward]

My llama's don't know why the sky is green

[mike alexander]

Llamas are to ferrets as tiny grub screws are to D2.

[Buttercup]

R2D2 can you see through all these black metallic umbrellas being carried by Martian fellas in this purple rain on Titan!

[Swift]

The Association of Public Wax Tighteners would like to thank all of the small furry snails who have assisted us during these difficult times.

[Buttercup]

The Association of Public Wax Tighteners would like to thank all of the small furry snails who have assisted us during these difficult times.

Pretty funny! :lol:

The small furry snails mentioned above were, the next night, served as escargots at The Association of Public Wax Tighteners Annual Banquet. :doh:

[Spoons]

If Carl Sagan were here today he would post jam tarts to gambling addicts.

[Swift]

Jam Tarts, the latest album from those masters of bagpipe funk, Sly and the Cabbage Patch Rocks, is a jagged blend of new age vibes, intensive percussion, three quarters of a cup dry white wine, and a pinch of lemon zest, served over a steaming bowl of dance tinged techno upholstery, perfect for a quiet drive around the lake district, or discovering a clue as to why the mass spectrometer was being a little difficult this morning.

[mike alexander]

Don't fire until you see the whites of their eggs.

[Spoons]

Sorry children, but we're still another 60 Huxtables from Funky Town.

[mike alexander]

My partciples do not dangle, thank you very much.

[Buttercup]

If Carl Sagan were here today, he'd be logged in currently as "Tralfaz77."

(don't ask me how I know this)

[Swift]

If Carl Sagan were here today, he'd be logged in currently as "Tralfaz77."

(don't ask me how I know this)
How do you know this?

[Swift]

My alumina powder is contaminated with shark teeth; what will the bananas think?

[Spoons]

I'll have one sensual mochachino for me gulliver thanks ma'am.

[Spoons]

My captain carries dual parsnips for self defence.

[mike alexander]

My cattywampus is diagonal.

[Spoons]

“I think I just coughed up an emotional cashew” said the dream state conversationalist to the recalcitrant ostrich.

[Swift]

Dirk Floghopper lived in a huge yellow basketball machine, along with 17 turtles and a small economic forecast.

[mike alexander]

As Gregor Samosa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic deep-fried pastry stuffed with spiced potatoes.

[Swift]

Samosas are red, so violets are flowers, so sugar comes from various plants including corn, sugar cane, and sugar daddies, so so are ewe, but only if they are sweet on the Ram Charger 4x4 pick-up.

[Spoons]

My Peruvian candy dossier is the wind beneath your windsock.

[mike alexander]

Would you like to come up and see my neutrino collection?

[Spoons]

That's not cocoa butter, that's my Auntie.

[mike alexander]

Beware the Axis of Kneivel.

[Spoons]

The Coalition of the Swilling is struggling to get those stubborn bourbon stains out their khaki outfits.

[Swift]

Late,
the sleepy mollusks of serendipity
lie alone on the alcove of restitution.

[Spoons]

If I had milkshakes I would not use them to lure boys into yards, I would consume them with great vigor.

[danscope]

" That's Arnie's whole Beef Waffle. We deliver. And don't forget 'Tubs of Slaw'.

"I'll take two."

"Sorry, only one per customer. That's Arnie's whole Beef waffle.We deliver".

Offer good untill cerfew in sectors R and N .

"Ah..... they never come up into the hills."

[DukePaul]

Wolves hunt in packs and cigarettes are found in packs. Beware of packs.

[Spoons]

The last thing anyone needs now is a milky potato.

[megrfl]

Ralph! Ralph! My belly hurts.

[Swift]

Trapazoids are in the kitchen, cooking up some big funky pies.

[ABR.]

Little white poodles are going to take over the world.

[Spoons]

Is that a giraffe in your pocket or are you about to make me some scrambled eggs?

[Swift]

Something smells very brightly, it must be the third time this month that cabbages were promoted for their ability to enter warp drive on the third trimester.

[Spoons]

And now, putting my friend hat on, I suggest you gently caress the golden unicorn and watch the jelly beans drop from her golden mane.

[Swift]

String along with happy books, the sounds of digits eating pasta, and advance on to the morning of the pigs of the sky.

[Spoons]

My hunger for silly shoes coincides with my hunger for oddly shaped pasta.

[Gigabyte]

It's possible I forgot to do my cherry blossoms this afternoon.

[mike alexander]

I have to cranch.

[Gigabyte]

I stepped on a Jazz CD and it went "CRUNK" and then I was all like, what the funk?

[Spoons]

My blue shoes bring slews of news crews in Subarus, but tutus will never hurt me.

[Bluevision]

Flying banana cream pie cows with hooves made of strawberry marmalade.

[Spoons]

In the battle between meditation and medication the real winner is camp musicals.

[Swift]

Camp Musical, locating on the sunny shores of Lake Gahaiflajflayflaksdfj, is an ideal setting for your next corporate picnic, industrial waste dump, ice cream cone eating contest, 5th grade math final, hip replacement surgery, or giant space monster from the 9th dimension.

[Spoons]

Slugs: The perky fungus.

[mike alexander]

The rain has turned to tears/ And I've only had two beers

-Bob, the Poet

[Spoons]

This duffel bag aint big enough for the both of Gus.

[Swift]

I will now separate the descending sub-literal vena cava from the small, furry ice cream truck, using only these chicken-fried steaks.

[mike alexander]

Shmoos are to pie as pie Artemus Gordon.

[99gecko]

I used to enjoy racing bricks but now I just breed them for their precious grass.

[Spoons]

A man is to a toenail as a leopard is to a hang-glider.

[mike alexander]

My analogies are all wet and I can't find the leak.

[Spoons]

Astronomy jokes are more precious than a porcupine with a straw, whom I shall name Herbert, for obvious reasons.

[J Riff]

Lakes don't work on steep hillsides.

[Middenrat]

That Julius Agricola - I sold ferrets to his father.

[Swift]

The history of Western Civilization shall be written by the winners of the third through fifth seasons of American Idol, with help from the Semi-Imaginary Friends of Koko the Muffin Bear, and will most likely describe how the collapse of the cheeseburger trading system lead to the Hat Riots of late 2015.

[99gecko]

Blue cheese is very exciting except when it's not blue cheese.

[Buttercup]

If she sold seashells by the seashore, then seahorses would revolt and attack and rescue the seashells.

[uncommonsense]

Shells see the rescue, and attack: and revolt would see horses, then. Shores see the Bi-shells, see. Sheif..........

[danscope]

Sounds like a shell game....

[Buttercup]

My magical mystery tour took a detour and there's nothing mysterious nor magical about this trip anymore. Oh look -- a rusty old coffee can!

[Swift]

Spring has sprung and it will take about six weeks for us to get all the parts for a complete repair, but in the mean time, we have a loaner season you can use; you only have to leave a deposit equal to the value of 17 Galactic Gold pieces or a well-balanced dinner for four, which ever comes first.

[uncommonsense]

Can coffee old "Rusty A" look anymore "trip"? This about majic: nor mysterious, no thing there is - and detour "A" took mystery..........majical. My.

[Buttercup]

Your Galatic Gold pieces are no good here, friend. :) Tonight you can dine for free in the Imperial Senate cafeteria. :D Tonight's special is Bantha ala king.

[Spoons]

Well cuddle a swan and call me alternative linen.

[Gemini]

For days I have sat and pondered the meaning of amalgamated lichens.

[Middenrat]

Also, it takes much longer to get up North, the slow way.

[Swift]

By postulating a spherical sheep, we can mathematically show that Dora the Explorer would have never reached the Cave of the Winds before Bill Gates had stolen the treasure, even if Boots had piloted the space shuttle in for a landing at Heathrow.

[Spoons]

The popular new cold and flu drug, Sheepazin, is now a revered currency in the taxi industry.

[mike alexander]

How much better the world would be if we had an adequate definition of binkle.

[Gigabyte]

So there I was, naked, in the rain, and in my hand, a plastic shovel and spinach flavored ice cream.

[Spoons]

Who could've known that it would all end with ricotta cheese.

[Occam]

Now is the winner of our incontinence
Made glorious runner by this bun of pork;

[uncommonsense]

To pick a brick: loathed, is my freedom to choose - yet tired grows my will to loath - and in the end........the trowel alone will judge.

[Gigabyte]

It's turtles all the way down, until you hit the elephant seals.

[MAPNUT]

That's right Robinson, if it was turtles all the way down we wouldn't have earthquakes. Elephant seals are kind of squishy; therefore they are the cause of earthquakes.

[Swift]

Squishy, mishy, I'm going to eat a fishy.

[ABR.]

A fishy schwa tastes like Swiss cheese except after "c" or during the Moon's Sudden Death overtime phase.

[LookingSkyward]

You can bend them, you can twist them, you can poke them til they pop, but the way of Pilly-winky's not the way of Winky-pop.

[Gigabyte]

Globa goob, perky putter piepie please?

[mike alexander]

I hear the gurgles, softly, gently...

[Chuck]

Piper Peters pecked her pick of peppered pickles.

[Occam]

Despite the protestations of the lemurs, it is clear that ricotta cheese is no longer a suitable candidate for the presidency.

[Swift]

A moderately long time ago, in a city far, far from the green sea, lived a small gerbil named Simon, and his lovely wife, Grilled Cheese Sandwich (it was an old family name) and their 73 kids, and every day Simon would kiss Cheesy (his nickname for her) good-bye and go to work at the mattress canning factory, where he would work from 7:45 to 4:15, with one-half hour for lunch and two coffee breaks, and where he was the Assistant Directory for Logistics Support - Western Division, and he would sit at his computer all day long and fill out spreadsheets and check the Internet to see how well his bracket was doing in the NCAA Early September Mild Case of Illogic National Floor Sweeping Championships, until 4:16, when he would fill out his timesheet, put on his hat, and hurry home for dinner so that he would not miss a single second of Who Wants to Win $72.73 and Not Have to Be Too Badly Embarrassed Doing So.

[mike alexander]

Use cheap beer when performing Hops on Pop.

[Occam]

A long felt wont is no substitute for a short furry one.

[Spoons]

Excuse me, sir, I think I would know if this were my petri dish.

[Occam]

Lawks-a-lordy and pish my ganderbags, Archbishop, but the discombobulations of this tremulous ragamuffin is set to rend my nethers in twain!

[Spoons]

There's something about nights like these, when the reflection of moonlight glitters and dances off the surface of your violent quiche.

[Swift]

Sir Edward, I am terribly sorry, but I really must ask, no, no, I really must insist that you return to this dimension straight away, and put all of Badger's teacups back into their proper places inside the Palace of Mashed Potatoes.

[mike alexander]

Well, Pilgrim, we don't cotton to no framby-pamby high-talkin' around here; we prefer alpaca.

[Occam]

Well, if'n y'all feel like that, alpaca ma bags an' mosey on outa town

[Spoons]

I've got 99 problems but a gecko aint one.

[Swift]

Well, enough of this nonsense, I'm off to Trombone Land to get some pudding.

[raindeer]

Dont whistle with your mouth full of custard

[Swift]

That's the kind of sound advice that is just missing too often in today's world of IPods and maglev trains and small furry mammals named Norton who are given their own MTV reality shows; the kind of advice you can take to the bank and deposit for 18 months at 1.57% interest, compounded quarterly, and then have to declare on line 37 on IRS Form 1057-3, but only if your total advice for the year exceeded 27.3% of the net value of all advice received in the last reporting quarter.

[mike alexander]

3 cks 2 equals 6

[Occam]

Confound it, Audrey, carpet slippers and a Pierrot costume are simply not suitable attire when attending the Warrington-Barrett-Smythe memorial fish supper!

[Spoons]

You made soup out of what?

[Tom Servo]

Manos!!!!

The hands of fate?

Yes!
Manos The Hands of Fate!

[Occam]

Call me irrelevant, would you vicar? Pah, that particular walrus is completely hatstand! <chortle>That took the cheese out of HIS lavalamp, didn't it readers?

[Swift]

Now bordering on Track 27257.171598712, the North bound express marmot for London, Boston, Beijing, Alpha Centauri, Rabbit Hill, Big Barrel of Cheese for Mrs. P, and all points in between. All Aboard!

[mike alexander]

'Tis a far, far better thing I do, to keep my head when all those around me are losing theirs, and pluck 'till time and times are done, rubber chickens.

[showboat]

i saw a movie on tv was in colour but remembered in black and white.

A after the day movie[2016 maybe] where they where in a small valley as a inversion layer from the heat springs.

But the mutants were 1 eyed as the nasty blind[land teeth where the other was a 6 armed mutant in black and white]

[Eric Vaxxine]

Remember not to forget what you want to remember.

[Spoons]

I keep extruded bauxite toothpicks in my piehole.

[Gigabyte]

I can't even

[mike alexander]

Fruit flies like an arrow; time flies like a banana.

[Swift]

Fruit flies enjoy a long, pointy object that is shot off of a bow; we'll, maybe enjoy is too strong a word for such a primitive animal, because, what, if anything, do we really know about the emotional states of insects; prehaps it would be more accurate to state that the observational evidence, at least of this observer, seems to indicate that when averaged over a suitable period of observing time, that fruit flies tend to cluster around long pointy objects, such as arrows, over longer periods of time than they cluster around less long or less pointy objects, such as bananas; yes, the very same bananas that seem to be an object of "interest" (please note the same, or at least similar, reservations as in the use of the word "enjoy") of the so called Time Flies, though, since Einstein came out with his theories of Special and General Relativity, maybe it would be, no, almost certainly it would be to more accurately (or is it precisely - an interesting point to ponder) Space-Time Flies.

[99gecko]

A banana republic doesn't have the time, or space, for flies or arrows.

[Spoons]

It's rare for me to finish a coherent

[Spoons]

Birkenstock hippies have the flattest heads.

[Swift]

Pythagoras, finish you clam ice cream right now, or you'll go to our condo in Guam without your cello!

[Spoons]

I feel tired and washed out like a sasquatch at a tupperware convention.

[Swift]

First, I wanted to thank Professor Gottlieb for the fabulous introduction, and thank Mrs. Mentalpoppel for the lovely squirrel cookies at tea; and second, I wanted to start my lecture on the "Interdimensional Relationships Among Feline Mammals, Ancient Hindu Marshall Arts and the Modern Use of the Phased Di-Chromatic Muon Drive" by showing a short video of my 43 year old daughter making a cheese sandwich, on rye, but without the normal use of a secondary condiment.

[Buttercup]

jack and jill
took a dark green pill
and had a little trip

said jill to jack
oh what a hack!
and they both went shopping at Macy's

[Gigabyte]

Gotta!

[uncommonsense]

If i could have my pie and eat it too, life would be a piece of cake.

[Spoons]

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just sick of waiting in line to buy a $5 fruit salad?

[Swift]

Toots! Return to the Control Room immediately; the mashed potatoes have invented element 173 and we need to get our nails done!

[Spoons]

Mop up in isle be back!

[uncommonsense]

Riddle me not, for butter maker is unseen and the cat with the cough is right outside.

[Buttercup]

Cough drops are good for the soul.

[Gigabyte]

How can I miss if I never shoot?

[uncommonsense]

Turn back now or we'll get there before we leave.

[Frog march]

winter comes but thrice a year,so don't count your chickens before they've hatched.

[Spoons]

No point crying over spilt cocoa butter.

[longwang1]

Thank you for posting! Your post will not be visible until a moderator has approved it for posting.

[Spoons]

If my grilled sandwiches scare you then you should cease asking for cheesey snacks.

[Swift]

Initiate Jump Sequence 4J472; ease up on the lateral Flogspan array; Haywood - make sure the spamolator is within 20% of nominal tolerances, full symmetry in 15 seconds..... stand-by.... and .... SNEEZE!

[Spoons]

I have a spare albatross with which you may wipe your nose should you desire.

[LotusExcelle]

Can Can Can can can?

[LaurelHS]

Your hair is full of ants and purple weasels (I borrowed my silly sentence from Shel Silverstein).

[uncommonsense]

Without an answer, the question would be a matter of one thing or the other; in which case there could be no question, as it would appear quite clear.

[Spoons]

One out of two halves are stand-alone caramel bisque teepees.

[uncommonsense]

As I shucked yet another ear, still, no end in sight; yet I was offered paper over plastic and had refused - surely some spokes must be missing.

[Daffy]

Szechuan flies happily on the horizon of melancholy beavers.

[uncommonsense]

Xanax kicking in; Grey Goose fuel tanks running on fumes; Houston, we have a problem............

[Spoons]

Mirriam Webster doth decree this day to be that which every question must be answered in Magic 8-Ball terms.

[Swift]

Father always said to make you kept a spare albatross in the pram, but I mostly think he said that because he liked the words "albatross" and "pram" and saying "keep a spare pram in the albatross" would get Mother too confused and she'd be unable to cook the kippers properly for several weeks after hearing that.

[Spoons]

Milk is generally better going in the nose than out.

[Sarawak]

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo....yeah

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Oh, yeah

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo
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[DukePaul]

Hamsters are secretly plotting the demise of humankind by reducing the Earth's rotation using synchronized exercise wheels.

[mike alexander]

It's time to skeedaddle before we are all bamboozled.

[Spoons]

65% of all made-up statistics involve goats cheese.

[Sarawak]

If a moderator gives you advice, we advise you to take it.

[Spoons]

If a moderator gives you goats cheese, we advise you bin it, as moderators aren't allowed goats.

[Swift]

Moderate goats have entered the third hamster wheel of East Kansas City, leaving behind a rich tapestry of decay and polygons, fit for my sweetheart to live a life of tall and fruity hairstyles.

[DukePaul]

Goat moderators have been used to great success in the Middle East negotiations but their incredible beauty may be their undoing when dealing with the Hamas faction.

[danscope]

" Pigeons plot in secrecy and hampsters turn on frequently......what a gas !!! I guess you'll have to come and see... at the zoo. At the zoo! "

[Spoons]

Reminds me of those anti-Castro pigeons plotting the coup.

[DukePaul]

Great care must be taken when neutering US Predator drones.

[Gigabyte]

If there be drones, there must be a queen.

[Swift]

Hark, the arrows of spring come upon the queen and her drones, singing the songs of oranges and grapes, fit for the repair of brake drums and teddy bears.

[DukePaul]

"No teddybear remains have been found below the K-T boundary" was announced today to the astonished public at the White House. Journalists were quick ask if BP would be required to pick up the cost of this "loss of income" to the teddybear industry.

[Gigabyte]

Bee Pee is dangerous.

[CJSF]

Spanish operatives are plotting while dangerous liasons lurk in the heart of darkness, with thoughts of flying hymnopterous insects coating their minds.

CJSF

[DukePaul]

Somali street gangs in LA are easy to identify by the boats they pull behind their cars.

[Spoons]

Salami street gangs in LA are easy to identify by the odour of processed meats wafting from their cars.

[Swift]

Zongklept, it is now the 13th day of the month and your ZHFH-16781 Report was due on my desk by the end of the 12th; if we don't have all the data for the photo-alignment of the polygonal accounting configuration, the Big Banana will send us to the Outer Rim to mop floors with our aardvarks!

[Swift]

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[DukePaul]

Amish IT people constantly have problems with not having enough hamsters running to keep their servers cool.

[luckyfrank]

I was at the dublin marathon yesterday there i saw one man dressed as an egg and one man dressed as a chicken 'thought to myself this could get interesting'

How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair.

Life: a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate.

[DukePaul]

The Spanish were only able to conquer the New World because traitorous Templar llamas conspiring.

[danscope]

Robin Hood only robbed the rich...... 'cause the poor didn't have anything.

[Noclevername]

UFOs are actually those flying pigs that the mainstream constantly denies the existence of.

[DukePaul]

After a 13 month Stimulus-paid renovation, the Kennedy Space Center opened it's doors to the public for viewing. With the swamps drained and the entire facility covered with sand removed from all the nicest beaches, the new desert look made the visiting Islamic tourists at home. The last alligator and manatee was served up to our royal visitors roasted in a flaming pit of camel dung.

[Noclevername]

The camels, however, sued for better bathroom facilities.

[DukePaul]

The new Federation Healthcare Plan administered by the Ferengi Greater Profits Hospital had to explain the rationing of clone leg replacements with tree limbs and substituting cost-saving slidechairs for over-priced wheelchairs.

[danscope]

They always follow the laws of acquisition.

[Sarawak]

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.Emo Philips

[Noclevername]

To call Emo Philips a footnote is redundant.

[99gecko]

The end is near the circle's origin.

[DukePaul]

The UN Chairman of World Historical Facts has decreed that the Korean War will now be referred to as World War 2.2

[danscope]

Well quite a few thousand guys got the point in the 2.2 hmmm....

[Swift]

The crocodiles have eaten all of the strawberry pie.

[danscope]

Crocodiles are always hungry....and they have so many sweet teeth.

[danscope]

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film

[Spoons]

I like the old emulsion better than the new emulsion.

[Swift]

Loose lips sink teeth.

[Spoons]

Lose lips at your own peril.

[danscope]

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

[Noclevername]

Star Trek is a documentary about a celebrity walk-a-thon.

[danscope]

"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"

[Spoons]

The schooling system has gone downhill since they stopped using leeches for punishment.

[Swift]

Thank you for purchase our happy appliance; some assemble now require - please to put the slot of A into the not-thing of 12 and to secure to the frame of DD with the bolt of 7 mm; then to replace the hat of covering on the panel of access, but first you must remove the energizing from the outlet of electrons.

[Spoons]

Waiter, there's an udder in my milk.

[Sarawak]

And by my two faiths and troths, my lord, I spoke mine.

[Swift]

Dearly bedraggled, we are gator today to unite this map and this wombat in the band of holly math of bologna.

[Noclevername]

You cannot make a sow's purse out of a silk ear. You need several sewn together, or it's too small to hold their cell phones.

[Sarawak]

The administrators reserve the right to modify existing rules and/or add additional rules as they see fit.

[Noclevername]

The administrators reserve the right, the rest of us are stuck with the left.

[Sarawak]

Aardvarks smell.

[Swift]

Four scones and seven dwarfs ago our ferrets bought Fords on this continent, a nude Nathan, congealed in Livingston, and katydid to the proposition that all mints are made of Equal.

[Gemini]

I do all of my vacuuming the way nature intended it, with an Aardvark.

[danscope]

.... and that nathan or any nathan will get the brown mustard ,onions and celery salt .

[Spoons]

Today I met my first ever carbonara based life form.

His name was Jorge, pronounced the same as the cheap feed they give streetwalkers.

[Sarawak]

I walk like Jayne Mansfield.
I talk like Jayne Mansfield!
Hey daddy, you, cool daddy, ah!
Ah, ah, ah, uh, baby c'mon now!

[Swift]

Two bees or not 2B, what is the question; weather ticks nobler in the mines to sulfur the slang and aardvarks of out-rigger fortunes, or take alms against seeing tribbles, and by Oprah end them.

[Sarawak]

The game is played using a single spherical ball, known as the football.

[danscope]

" Ah.... but soft, now comes Portia and Maximus Gluteus. I will try confusions with them."

[Swift]

Goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you mean that ended a week ago?

[Gemini]

They should have sent a poet. I try my best, but all I can come up with are dirty limericks.

[Swift]

There was a young woman from town,
Who could travel faster than sound.
She left last week,
On a trip to Pike's Peak.
And now her dog's in the pound.

[mr obvious]

You might say she left her mach on history.

[Sarawak]

I have made good judgments in the future.

[Swift]

Officer, I wish to press charges against that badger with the red trousers; he has been following me around and calling me bad names.

[kevin1981]

I have never met her before, but i think i am in love with Ellen Page !

[kevin1981]

jeez, this is getting bad hahaha

*needs to snap out of it*

[Sarawak]

If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't.

[Swift]

We have met the enemy, and they have invited us to a big barbecue, next Sunday, over at that park right by the high school, and we agree to bring a couple of six packs of beer and maybe a dessert, I think a pie would be nice, but Master Sargent Donaldson thinks that a pie wouldn't be good in the summer time, he thinks a watermelon is the right thing, but come on, everyone brings watermelon, though maybe we could do some sort of fruit salad with melon balls, yeah that would be nice.

[Spoons]

Would you ask a function of your biological processes for its hall pass?

[Swift]

The aliens from planet XYZZY are forcing me to eat smaller portions and get enough fiber in my diet. Only Captain Spaghetti & Meatball With a Side Salad can save us!

[Spoons]

Proof one more that aliens are only concerned with our exit-ways.

[Sarawak]

Proof one more that aliens are only concerned with our exit-ways.

Speaking of alien concern . . . (http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/alien-concern/)

[Spoons]

That explains everything and nothing, all at once.

[Swift]

I don't think I shall ever see,
A mob of brain-eating zombies as lovely as a tree.

[Gigabyte]

Tesla coiled around the babby like a serpent with sciatica

[Spoons]

The Principia Mathematica was a coded script for the movie Gattaca.

[Sarawak]

In the southern hemisphere, dogs meow and cats bark.

[Swift]

Well, we have quite a game going here tonight, with the score all knotted up a 27.7438 for each side as we enter quarter seven and three-sixteenths, and the young backfielder coming up to the basket with the ball on the third base side of the 40 meter diving board... and here is the kick into play and it looks like the scrum has bowled into the wicket for a touchback.

[Sarawak]

This game has a score?

[DukePaul]

The end of the world through nuclear destruction started behind the Hooters in Tampa over a parking spot.

[danscope]

The end of " Key Largo " . Jonny Rocco died of acute lead poisoning .

[Gemini]

This game has a score?

It does, and I just lost. :(

[Jerry]

There is not way in hell that the moon can duck under the mountains to the east without letting me know it is going the wrong way in a hurry.

[Frog march]

The Apollo missions were faked with a cheese actuator and a piped wind chime.

[Gigabyte]

I once had a moon pie.

[Gemini]

The moon landings were filmed in a studio on Pluto.

[Swift]

The moon landings were only 57% as exciting as the moon takeoffs, and not nearly as full of whole grain goodness, as well as a complete serving of all the vitamins and ores that a growing tractor needs to plow the lower 40 acres of tomato trees.

[Spoons]

Lance Armstrong has just been arrested for fashion crimes and drug pedaling.

[Sarawak]

I havant been to Havant.

[Spoons]

If this gonna be that kind of party I'm a stick my deja vu in the mash potata.

[Frog march]

If you could see what I could see, when I'm cleaning wind chimes.

[Sarawak]

I am herewith returning the stipulation to dismiss in the above entitled matter; the same being duly executed by me. (http://www.illinoistrialpractice.com/2009/03/find-examples-of-bad-legal-writing-in-the-legalese-hall-of-shame.html)

[Swift]

I, the party of the second part, do so act upon the party of the seventh part (twice removed), so that until the return of the injunction upon the party of the one part, that the part of the part that the party was for, will be conjuncted to the departed to depart on time for the Congo.

[Frog march]

I went to climb a mountain, but when I got to the top, I was actually on the moon....where I met the ghost of Elvis, and we has some shandy.

[Sarawak]

I think, therefore I am.

[Spoons]

I measure my worth in cubits.

[Sarawak]

Cubits are not a measure of worth, but of cubed worth.