Movie Faux Pas

[mugaliens]

Objective - to highlight serious deficiencies noticed in movies.

Format:

Movie Title

Faux Pas

Corrected Solution

[mugaliens]

The Empire Strikes Back

Faux Pas: Luke, with a light saber, exiting the sloth cave to freeze to death.

Solution: Dig a snow cave with the light sabor to protect yourself from the cold!

[tdvance]

Movie: just about any James Bond movie

Faux Pas: bad guy comes up with a slow and elaborate way of killing Bond, and Bond escapes.

Solution: just shoot him

[Eric Vaxxine]

Movie: Almost all of them...
Faux pas: Making them is more fun than watching them.
Solution: Watch a spider spin a web, it's a truly supernatural
delivery of genius design and material generation.

(When you have seen enough webs being made, watch birds make nests,
follow a pine seed growing into a tree or then be a pregnant
female being, carrying a lifeform inside yourself).

[Eric Vaxxine]

Movie: Almost all of them...
Faux pas: Making them is more fun than watching them.
Solution: Watch a spider spin a web, it's a truly supernatural
delivery of genius design and material generation.

(When you have seen enough webs being made, watch birds make nests,
follow a pine seed growing into a tree or then be a pregnant
female being, carrying a lifeform inside them).


Sorry for that reply. I have scant regard for films.
They are truly a false reality, personally.