The pseudo-un-everything theory

[mugaliens]

See if you can keep up with this game:

After careful study, I was able to determine that string theory is actually like we're living on the strands of time like strings lining the interior of a soccer ball, homologus to equipotential equivalents of equidistance to the background radiation.

Your turn!

[afterburner]

Sounds like a fun game, could you explain how to play in a bit more detail please? Rules etc.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Rule No.1. No one shall be caught not smoking...ooohhhh....errrrrr...that's a Python thing...wrong thread.

I see life like an onion. Ever increasing circles.

[Mellow]

Rule No.1. No one shall be caught not smoking...ooohhhh....errrrrr...that's a Python thing...wrong thread.

I see life like an onion. Ever increasing circles.

Or like Parfait, everyone likes parfait.....

[peteshimmon]

Details, details...

[tdvance]

The universe is a donut.

[Swift]

The universe is a donut.
\Homer mode\
Mmmmmm..... Doh-nut.

[Swift]

Details, details...
Uh, you do realize the details would be two years old?

[mike alexander]

Note that the strands of time themselves move through (or pass by) time; if one normalizes the individual time strings over all time, the result is a dimensionless number related to the fine-structure constant.

[Swift]

As strands of time through an hourglass, so go the Days of Our BAUTs

[AndrewJ]

False vacuum decay.

The "false vacuum cleaner" I constructed from twigs and carrots is no more. It was powered by my going "brrmm-brrmm" and its sole purpose was so I could tell people in the pub that "String theories had their day in the 70s". Only the bearings (cigarette butts) are still intact.