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Peptron
2007-Mar-07, 04:51 PM
If one examines neotextual desublimation, one is faced with a choice: either accept subtextual narrative or conclude that language is used to exploit the underprivileged, but only if neotextual desublimation is invalid; if that is not the case, Sontag’s model of feminism is one of “cultural neotextual theory”, and therefore unattainable. In a sense, Dahmus implies that we have to choose between neotextual desublimation and Foucaultist power relations.

A number of theories concerning the common ground between sexual identity and reality exist. It could be said that Baudrillard’s critique of feminism holds that narrative is a product of the masses.

The characteristic theme of the works of Spelling is not discourse, but prediscourse. Therefore, if subdialectic theory holds, we have to choose between subtextual narrative and Debordist image.

The primary theme of the works of Burroughs is not theory as such, but subtheory. Derrida uses the term ‘postcapitalist nihilism’ to denote the role of the observer as writer. Therefore, Baudrillard promotes the use of precapitalist theory to modify and read sexual identity.

The primary theme of the works of Spelling is not theory, but posttheory. Foucault suggests the use of Sontagist camp to deconstruct the status quo. But precapitalist theory implies that sexual identity has objective value.

The essay you have just seen is completely meaningless and was randomly generated by the Postmodernism Generator.
http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo

(I would have put "nonsense generator" as a thread title, but that'd kill the punch...)



Sometimes when I go to the conspiracy forum I wonder if there are not a few people that are really playing with nonsense generators.

Peptron
2007-Mar-07, 04:51 PM
Another I liked: http://nonsense.sourceforge.net/demo/stupidlaws/

I ended up with a couple of funny laws:
In Verndale County, Alaska, it's unlawful for a women weighing more than 265 pounds to operate a fax machine within 570 feet of a landfill.
It's prohibited in Jensen, Massachusetts to allow a dog to eat a child's homework.
It's illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting permit according to Ohio law.
It's punishable by a $6,000 fine in St. Lura, Minnesota to violate the laws of Thermodynamics within a mile of a public school before dawn.
In Missouri, it's a violation of the law to sell your soul to Satan without a license.

Argos
2007-Mar-07, 05:27 PM
Sometimes when I go to the conspiracy forum I wonder if there are not a few people that are really playing with nonsense generators.

Worst yet, I wonder how many post-modernists are using them to 'write' the tedious essays we see on sunday reviews.. :)