First letter of 3

[brianok]

the first 3 words must start with the first letter
of the previous posts last 3 words (IN ANY ORDER)

example

I went for a walk In The Woods----ITW


The Ice Was very thick On The Lake.

so OTL is next.

[Paul Beardsley]

(Off Topic, LOL) - surely "The Ice Was" is TIW, not ITW, or am I mistaken?

[brianok]

First letter of the last 3 words in ANY ORDER

[Eric Vaxxine]

Is an Olive a fruit or a vegetable?

[Paul Beardsley]

Often a very important question is asked about this very subject. But not on this occasion! :)

[Eric Vaxxine]

Only The Olives really know the answer

[brianok]

Tall kangaroos are quite common

[Arneb]

A quilt can make people feel very comfortable.

[brianok]

canned vegetables fried in olive oil taste best.

[clop]

"Our tadpole brains hurt," cried Frederick for the umpteenth time to his teacher, Mrs Ribbit. "I don't see the point of these pre-metamorphosis maths tests. They're too hard for me."

The other tadpoles in the class looked up in dismay. Frederick was always causing trouble for them. Only yesterday he'd brought a spawnography magazine into school, a stunt that ended in him being reprimanded in front of them all by Mr Slime the headmaster. Why couldn't he just keep quiet, behave and do his best like the rest of them?

Mrs Ribbit put down her piece of chalk and stared long and hard at Frederick, as frogs are often known to do. Her chin eased in and out. Her warts gleamed. "Frederick," she said menacingly, "shut up."

Frederick's blood ran cold and he wagged his tail feebly.

[brianok]

HTF

Have the Florida Panthers have a shot at the cup this year?

[clop]

"Can you think of any possible reason why I should be interested in someone like you?" snorted the pouting hardbody in the red skirt.

Geoff felt his insides go watery. It had taken him almost an hour, and four Jack Daniels, to summon up the courage to walk over and ask this girl for a dance. Her companion, a tall, anorexic stalk with flat hair and a bust to match, gazed sourly at him with a face that made him think she had done something in her g-string.

Geoff hesitated. Now what? He shifted uncomfortably from foot to foot.

[brianok]

ftf

Five fairies trotted by my front window.

[clop]

For many weeks now the production manager had been desperately racking his brains. The filming of his new television series, a gritty police drama featuring two morons wearing short-sleeved flowery shirts, set in the squalid backstreets of Newcastle-upon-Tyne, was nearing completion, but he still hadn't been able to think of a good name. Suddenly a flash of inspiration pierced his head. "I've got it!" he yelled. "Why aye, five oh!"

[brianok]

afo

a
fine
opportunity
was
wasted,
leaving
Ernie
in
quite
a
quandry

[One Day More]

A quaint quack was uttered from the duck begging at my feet for the sandwich I was trying to eat in peace.

[brianok]

I enjoy pepperoni and ham on my pizza.

[C18H27NO3]

OMP

Often, most people won't try something so different.

[foreignkid]

SSD

Sometimes, some dogs do backflips!

[C18H27NO3]

DDB

Dumb doggie behavior, but fun to watch!

[Rejinx]

FTW
Find the wonder of animals on Animal Planet, ardvarks to zebras.

[C18H27NO3]

ATZ

At the zoo you can find them, too!

[brianok]

FTT

Find the target: Win the stuffed teddy bear.

[C18H27NO3]

STB

Sorry, too bad you didn't win.

[brianok]

YDW

Young ducks wandered into my backyard

[toejam]

Bad Information Misleads a lot of people who think they have all the answers.

[chrissy]

ATA


and then all the stars in the sky shone brightly!

[toejam]

SSB

so said Bernadette, and many believed her.

[chrissy]

most bananas here are very small thanks to the european union.

[toejam]

together everyone, united we stand.

[brianok]

UWS

Undertakers will sometimes drink lots of beer

[toejam]

LOB


Ladies only bring trouble, unless you're careful.

[Sarawak]

UYC

Can you understand why it must be so?

[brianok]

MBS

Some borders must never be crossed.

[BetaDust]

NBC

None Bring Customers to an empty store.

[chrissy]

AES

angry elephants stampede unsuspecting spectators being nosey!

[toejam]

SBN


Some beggars need funds for food.

[chrissy]

FFF

finding five flavorless sweets in on go is bad luck!

[toejam]

IBL

I bought loads of gifts

[chrissy]

LOG

let one gain entry to the gig please!

[toejam]

TGP

Two good puns are worth a laugh

[BetaDust]

WAL

Whales are living in the water

[toejam]

ITW

In that way they are like fish

[chrissy]

ALF

are lions fierce when they are sleeping?

[brianok]

TAS

The Atlantic salmon is not as tasty as the Pacific variety.

[chrissy]

TPV

the planet Venus is the second planet from the sun and the sixth largest!

[mahesh]

then say, let it also be known that Venus is nearly the same size as Earth!

[toejam]

SAE

Stamped addressed envelope, something simple sometimes!

[mahesh]

some say smooth alliteration is quaint

[toejam]

AIQ

All is quiet on the BAUT front.

[chrissy]

TBF

those beautiful flowers are growing very well!

[toejam]

GVW

Great valley! Well watered, fine cattle country.

[mahesh]

finally, cow came home to roost.

[BetaDust]

HTR

Had to Reboot, brings back old (microsoft) memories...

[mahesh]

...oh, (monsieur) monet was a great painter.......

[toejam]

A good place to start , always, is the beginning.

[chrissy]

in the beginning ,there were dinosaurs, that roamed this planet.

[toejam]

right to personal privacy on line

[chrissy]

picking on lesser mortals is evil and cruel!

[toejam]

every anteater crams ants down his throat

[chrissy]

don't have that copy in stock but I could order it for you !

[toejam]

I forgot you sell those things -- tons and tons of them

[chrissy]

TOT

there over there can't you see them all standing in a line?

[toejam]

IAL

Indian air lines, called Air India

[chrissy]

CAI

can anyone in this place tell me where the toilets are? pleeeeease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sean Clayden]

They are possibly around the next corner !!!!!!!

Hold tight............

[toejam]

CHT

Could have terrifically embarrassing situation if not..........

[chrissy]

SIF

should I find it locked where are the mens toilets?

[Sean Clayden]

TMT

The mens toilets are always open................Ask George

[toejam]

OAG


Once as guys including me were peeing in a toilet at Aspen, two girls rushed in, said sorry guys, we can't wait & locked themselves in a stall. I must say everyone behaved very well that time.:)

[chrissy]

WTT

well thats touching TJ and I bet you all wanted to take a peek?

[toejam]

TAP

Took a pee, ma'am, or rather, finished doing so. Then went out and stopped other men going in until the girls came out. They said we were perfect gentlemen. And they went off with their boyfriends/husbands to ski.

[Sean Clayden]

HTS

Had they skied prior to to toilet incident ?

[chrissy]

TTI

they tried it but had to go back as they were bursting!

[toejam]

TWB


They were boozing in the bar before lunch after skiing all morning.

[chrissy]

SAM

spending all money and not thinking of the rest of the holiday!

[toejam]

OTH

Oh, that house sold very quickly indeed

[sammiiee]

VQI

indeed queen Victoria ruled over India

[toejam]

ROI


Rajah's opalescent, iridescent jewel box hid a fortune in rare dark rubies.

[chrissy]

RDR


rules drawn right will help you understand

[toejam]

HYU


How you undertake this task will tell me whether to give you the job.

[chrissy]

YTJ

yes Toejam jobs are hard to come by these days and I could do with a change, what are the job prospects?

[toejam]

TJP


They just pick up every spring around here, because of seasonal tourism.

[chrissy]

OST


only staying the one night I have to get back tomorrow

[toejam]

GBT



great big tomatoes grow here

[chrissy]

TGH


then good hunting dear fellow

[toejam]

HDF


Huge deficit financing creates catastrophic crises.

[chrissy]

chrissy can call on family to help if needed

[toejam]

HIN


He indeed never says a cross word.

[chrissy]

and chrissy would always be nice to everyone !

[toejam]

NTE


Not telling enough fibs are you?

[chrissy]

fay

falling and yelling for help to get attention helps!

[toejam]

GAH


guys against hominids will be a battle

[chrissy]

BAB


breaking any baubles will cost you a lot of money!

[toejam]

LOM


Loan of money breaks up friendships

[chrissy]

BUF

but unfortunate fellow needed to pay the bills

[toejam]

PTB


Put that beer down & come and help.

[chrissy]

CAH

can always help the needy when I can

[toejam]

WIC


When in China, see the Olympics

[chrissy]

STO

some things only last for a short time them expire!

[brianok]

TTE

The thirsty elephant approached the river with caution.

[chrissy]

RWC


rain water could be saved and used to water your garden!

[brianok]

WYG

When Yankees go to Boston, drama develops

[Maksutov]

BDD

Big dinosaurs devour smaller dinosaurs.

[chrissy]

DSD

dinosaurs should devour more vegetables and leave little dinos alone.

[Maksutov]

LDA

Lesser dinosaurs are usually more numerous.

[chrissy]

UMN

usually managing never getting caught by larger animals maybe?

[Maksutov]

LAM

Little animals make for tasty treats.

[chrissy]

FTT

forgetting that there's many who are poisonous to other creatures.

[mugaliens]

Liposuction in tiny intervals is hardly noticeable.

[Maksutov]

TOC

Tables of contents are useful guides to books about dinosaurs.

[chrissy]

BAD

bring and decide what you want to sell .

[Maksutov]

WTS

We tried soaring but there were no thermals.

[chrissy]

WNT

when nothing transpires from the ideas try again.

[Maksutov]

ITA

It takes a village to pillage another village.

[mahesh]

Passenger aboard Viscount! Flying to Kalmar was great!
But no Ilsa no Rick :sad:

[mugaliens]

GKW

Ghengis Khan was great, but he sired a tenth of modern Asians...

[mahesh]

....and not forgetting his mother's X-chromosome, and her mother's and her mother's.........

[chrissy]

OMA

only mondays are the worst day, back to work again!

[Maksutov]

TWA

Trans World Airlines flew across the Atlantic.

[chrissy]

ATA

at the arrivals desk checking to confirm the times.

[mugaliens]

CTT is a website whose full name is Cycling Time Trials and it's purpose is to aid racers of all levels.

[chrissy]

OAL

over active leeches suck too much blood out of their victims.

[Maksutov]

OTV

Ordinarily, typical variance is evenly distributed.

[chrissy]

IED

identified explosive devises are commonly found on battle fields.

[Maksutov]

OBF

Outside, beautiful flowers bloom in colourful displays.

[chrissy]

ICD

I can do that, it is easy enough.

[Maksutov]

IEE

International exchanges elicit responses from sellers and customers alike.

[chrissy]

ACA


accurate currency are important to the buyer.

[Maksutov]

TTB

To the barren wastelands of the Antarctic!

[chrissy]

only the achievers gain high pass marks!

[Maksutov]

HPM

Honorary prime ministers are a dime a dozen.

[chrissy]

DAD

doing all dirty laundry now is there any more to go in the wash?

[Maksutov]

ITW

In time, washing will dry on the line.

[chrissy]

OTL

other than listening to music what else can be heard?

[Maksutov]

CBH

Can boys have second helpings of marshmallows?

[chrissy]

HOM

homer orders marge to make more dinner for him.

[Maksutov]

DFH

Didn't finish her homework, so now she's grounded.

[chrissy]

NSG

now she's grounded? I'd make her do it all again.

[Maksutov]

IAA

I already added that to her tasks, but it's a third violation, hence the grounding.

[chrissy]

HTG

has the grades dropped significantly to a low level for you to do that?

[Maksutov]

TDT

To date, the grades have been unsatisfactory.

[mugaliens]

HBU

Her boyfriend, undoubtedly, is behind all of this.

[chrissy]

AOT

any of this true young lady? If so then he isn't welcome around here until your grades improve.

[Maksutov]

YGI

Young girls insist on the latest fads and neglect their duties.

[mugaliens]

NTD

Nothing tanks discipline faster than going ga-ga over the latest fads!

[brianok]

TLF


The Lithuanian florist could not speak very good English.

[mugaliens]

VGE

Virtual giants engulf you in the latest 3D sensurround video games.

[brianok]

svg

Some very good baseball players never make it to the major leagues

[mugaliens]

TML

Thigh-master legs abound only on Chrissy

no, not our Chrissy; the one played by Suzanne Summers, the actress who popularized Thigh-Master

[chrissy]

TML

Thigh-master legs abound only on Chrissy

no, not our Chrissy; the one played by Suzanne Summers, the actress who popularized Thigh-Master

:eek: WHAT?

OH! OH! can't say that here make me blush too!:whistle:

[mugaliens]

Did you read the fine print?

[chrissy]

the future predicts nothing , we make our own.

er! yeah, I was continuing the sentence from yours.:)

[brianok]

Most oval orbits decay after a number of years.

[mugaliens]

Nevertheless, often yeomen sailors would lean far enough over the rails that one or more would fall in the harbor.

[chrissy]

ITH

In the home safety must be important for the care of young children!

[brianok]

Our young child won't eat turnips.

[mugaliens]

Wyatt Earp told me another fib, yesterday...

[brianok]

After Fred yawned, he decided to go to bed.

[chrissy]

tgb


the goblin bent down and picked up his coins he dropped.

[brianok]

China hastily denied reports that there are ethnic tensions in Tibet.

[chrissy]

tit lets see if the sensors work properly!!!!


Then in Toronto the Blue Jays were the heroes.

[mugaliens]

Was time harrowing enough, or did Tom feel his days were numbered?

[chrissy]

DWN

down wind never helped anyone as it always catches them out.

[Mellow]

Off the cliff, why is that a suitable escape route in so many films?

[jokergirl]

Most Scriptwriters Fail to account for gravity, probability or anything else that fails the Rule Of Cool.

;)

[brianok]

Radiation, of course, is not very good for ones' health.

[chrissy]

foh

feeling only honoured is a self indulgence.

[Elenwen]

ASI

Astronomy stimulates imaginations and minds in those who find interest and beauty in it.

[brianok]

Big icebergs in the North Atlantic can cause havoc on shipping lanes

[chrissy]

OSL


observing should last a lot longer to see what may happen.

[Joe Boy]

WMH

we may hastily delay our departure to never realize our destination . . .

[chrissy]

ROD

removing old dirt is a hard task when cleaning.

[Joe Boy]

ING

investigations nearing grossly overated awareness may lead to a breakdown of proper procedure presently.

[chrissy]

PPP


pretty parrots play with their mirrors.

[Joe Boy]

WTM


withstanding the multitudes of lost feathers suggests an attitude of indulgence.

[brianok]

An odd incident occured on Wednesday night.

[Zentisan]

- Numbering of Witches!!

[Joe Boy]

An odd incident occured on Wednesday night.

OWN


Now our wonderful new toy wore out three sets of batterys in one night

[Zentisan]

Hey, The rules say - first letter of last 3 words, IN ANY ORDER. :cry: Anyway... please continue from above

[Joe Boy]

Hey, The rules say - first letter of last 3 words, IN ANY ORDER. :cry: Anyway... please continue from above

My mistake, corrected

[Zentisan]

mmc

My metabolic condition just normalised. No hard feelings.

[Joe Boy]

never have felt so humiliated, not

[brianok]

Someone has nominated me for President, but I am not interested.

[Joe Boy]

any time is a good time I think

[Zentisan]

The interesting things just seems to pass me by.

[Joe Boy]

Perhaps my boring life is not so bad after all

[mahesh]

Baa!

[Joe Boy]

Baa!

bad, mahesh is wrecking another game

[mahesh]

WAGs are girlfriends and wives, or something like that. Possibly the other way around.

[Zentisan]

Outer World Aliens could include martian babes.

[Joe Boy]

imb
In my best imitation of a woo I prevail

[mahesh]

Well impressed, Poodle! What now, for the next trick?

[mugaliens]

That's not too hard, silly master.

[Zentisan]

Haughtiness seldom manage to land a woman a husband.

[brianok]

A wild hog is in my garden uprooting my turnips!

[Zentisan]

Using my turntable gives me better stereo reproduction

[mahesh]

but system re-wired into other rooms, is terrific too

[Zentisan]

Isometric trigonometry terrifies me, but i shall persisit.

[brianok]

If some people aren't dancing then turn up the music a few decibels.

[Sarawak]

A fiery demise is to be avoided if at all possible.

[brianok]

Practically all athletes exercise on a daily basis.

[Joe Boy]

Almost daily bouts of stiffness too.

[brianok]

Take off some weight and you will feel much better.

[mahesh]

Finally, much belatedly, fit (albeit slightly stiff), haughty, woman lands on husband.

[Joe Boy]

lots of hurt involved in that

[brianok]

In Iceland they have had quite a financial crisis.

[Joe Boy]

As for creativity, I have little . . .

[brianok]

In Holland lillies are rare but tulips are plentiful.

[Joe Boy]

Tar and petroleum makes for a gooy fire bomb.

[mahesh]

go find bucket of cold water for JoeBoy

[Joe Boy]

For juicy bombs citris and sulphur will do

[brianok]

Several white doves flew out of the bushes.

[Joe Boy]

Over the bushes a hawk ate the doves.

[mahesh]

Appearances! They do deceive. they fooled the hawk. aye.

[Joe Boy]

They had a relapse when the wolf tore them to pieces.

[mahesh]

time to pack up and .....mush!

[Sarawak]

Mars and Uranus are my favorite planets.

(They aren't, but it fits the rules of the game :))

[brianok]

my favorite program usually plays on Saturday night.

[Sarawak]

Several nights of good sleep do wonders for one's health.

[brianok]

Five old horses were brought to the glue factory.

[Sarawak]

The green forest trees have grown here for centuries.

[mahesh]

Hay for 'chewing the cud', on hand, before they were shown around the facility. Then back to the stables, for them.

[brianok]

Some fresh spinach was all that Popeye needed.

[mahesh]

Timing perfectly, next he flexes muscles!

[brianok]

He finally managed to save Olive Oil

[mahesh]

Swee'Pee, only, obviously, adores Popeye!

[cosmocrazy]

oap

old aged pensioners are entitled to some sort of government funds.

[Sarawak]

Good friends often hang out together.

[brianok]

Here on Titan the gravity is very low, but we have liquid methane lakes.

[cosmocrazy]

Men like ladies with intelligence, especially on BAUT.

[mugaliens]

Even ornery beauties have brains.

[cosmocrazy]

Big hairy baboons are scary!

[mahesh]

Baboons are scary? Being scared of them is scarier!

[cosmocrazy]

I,m scared, the hairier the scarier!

[Sarawak]

Have the scavengers left us yet?

[cosmocrazy]

You let us know when you find out.

[brianok]

Five young owls sat in the tree

[Sarawak]

The Truth Is Out There

[brianok]

I ordered the special of the day.

[Sarawak]

Don't order the special if you don't like spicy food.

[brianok]

Lemon soaked fish is both tasty and healthy

[Sarawak]

Aspirin heals the throbbing pain I would have in my head if I ate lemon soaked fish.

[brianok]

Lovely Samantha Fox is from Mile End, London

[Sarawak]

Manchester, England lies on the east bank of the Irwell.

[j4jokes]

one time i was went on moon

[Sarawak]

What Manner Of spacecraft did you use?

[brianok]

Did your usher seat you in a prompt and polite manner?

[Sarawak]

Metal parts are susceptible to corrosion.

[brianok]

Some terrified cows refused to enter the barn.