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2012-Mar-10, 11:04 PM
Check the label for the recommended dose.
2012-Mar-10, 11:29 PM
2012-Mar-14, 08:42 PM
At what hospital are you two being observed?
2012-Mar-14, 09:43 PM
Edivently hte meds ar not werking.
2012-Mar-14, 10:04 PM
Ng. Truly, it was my friends girlfriends surname. She was Chinese.
2012-Mar-14, 10:10 PM
Seems she was Cantonese.
2012-Mar-14, 10:44 PM
Seriously likely she was.
2012-Mar-14, 10:53 PM
A similar name in Mandarin is "Wu".
2012-Mar-14, 10:59 PM
'Wu' seem to know a lot about this.
2012-Mar-14, 11:27 PM
Is that not good enough for the pun thread?
2012-Mar-15, 12:14 AM
2012-Mar-15, 06:52 AM
2012-Mar-15, 07:38 AM
Lync, from Microsoft.
2012-Mar-15, 08:51 AM
FT (Ford Taurus) was a notorious car known for major glitches.
2012-Mar-15, 01:01 PM
Estonia is small.
2012-Mar-15, 03:07 PM
Llamas do not thickly populate Estonia.
2012-Mar-16, 09:13 AM
Iapetus, that moon of Saturn, is proven unsuitable as a space colony.
2012-Mar-16, 10:51 AM
Nyquist–Shannon sampling theorem
2012-Mar-16, 12:16 PM
Eminent Swedes cannot be tamed.
2012-Mar-16, 07:21 PM
Edward abdicated to get married.
2012-Mar-16, 08:50 PM
Educated young socialites can have that effect on the esteemed.
2012-Mar-17, 01:06 AM
ED might have played a role eventually.
2012-Mar-17, 07:08 AM
Lydia, an ancient kingdom, fell to the Persians in military terms.
2012-Mar-17, 07:42 AM
MS is unpleasant.
2012-Mar-19, 02:29 AM
NT is now largely obsolete.
2012-Mar-19, 03:56 AM
Tensor calculus was invented because ninesor calculus wasn't quite good enough.
2012-Mar-19, 08:42 AM
2012-Mar-19, 09:22 AM
Lying in bed with your eyes open may induce lucid dreaming.
2012-Mar-19, 10:04 AM
Ngorongoro Crater has one of the densest lion populations in the world.
2012-Mar-21, 10:34 AM
LDAP is short for lightweight directory access protocol.
2012-Mar-21, 01:00 PM
Olive oil is very Mediterranean.
2012-Mar-21, 08:36 PM
And so is the artichoke.
2012-Mar-21, 10:22 PM
Kettle and Spatula, my local pub.
2012-Mar-22, 02:11 AM
Ubuntu is based on Gnome.
2012-Mar-22, 02:24 PM
Me! Me! Me! It is my turn to Post.
2012-Mar-22, 07:34 PM
Stop shouting, snowcelt.
2012-Mar-22, 10:36 PM
Ltd, term used by businesses.
2012-Mar-22, 10:39 PM
... especially by limited ones.
2012-Mar-22, 10:42 PM
Essential requirement some insist.
2012-Mar-23, 01:27 AM
2012-Mar-27, 12:48 AM
Ow......written English term denoting painfull experience.
2012-Mar-27, 06:52 AM
Centuries ago, we thought muskets were cutting-edge technological products.
2012-Mar-27, 06:53 AM
Tsunami isn't coming soon.
2012-Mar-27, 08:45 AM
One just came through yesterday.
2012-Mar-27, 03:39 PM
A Youngstown, Ohio riot was put down by national guard troops in 1969.
2012-Mar-28, 02:59 AM
69 runs from Greater Sudbury to Mactier.
2012-Mar-28, 03:48 AM
Erroneously, they made haggis with hagfish instead of offal.
2012-Mar-28, 04:26 AM
All Scots are dismayed.
2012-Mar-30, 06:02 PM
Edicts ban the consumption of improperly made haggis.
2012-Mar-31, 04:30 PM
I see the light!
2012-Apr-03, 01:18 PM
html is a dying language.
2012-Apr-05, 03:12 PM
Geologists have discovered samples of Hieroglyphics Tablet Markup Language that ancient Egyptians used on their websites.
2012-Apr-06, 11:45 PM
ESPN never mentioned this.
2012-Apr-08, 01:35 AM
I swear I saw it on Slate.com.
2012-Apr-08, 03:05 AM
Omitted to mention at what time you saw it.
2012-Apr-08, 03:55 AM
Items of that nature are secretive for obvious reasons
2012-Apr-08, 03:21 PM
NSA, CIA, and FBI budgets are mostly spent spying on each other.
2012-Apr-08, 11:27 PM
Errors by a human being are common.
2012-Apr-10, 08:17 AM
Onerous efforts to sell unpopular products is the topic of Death of a Salesman.
2012-Apr-16, 08:11 AM
A noble job a salesman is.
2012-Apr-16, 11:32 AM
Istanbul, where two continents meet!
2012-Apr-17, 06:26 AM
Ethel Is my mother's name.
2012-Apr-17, 07:45 AM
"Me gusta" is spanish for "I like"
2012-Apr-17, 11:39 AM
Keke Rosberg's son Nico has just won the Chinese Grand prix, the first race won by the son of a living F1 racer!
2012-Apr-18, 01:28 AM
Excellent result. Hill and Villeneuve did their best.
2012-Apr-18, 01:51 AM
Stupendously good drive by the young Rosberg!
2012-Apr-19, 08:27 AM
RG: the best position to play in soccer, Rosberg's second favorite sport.
2012-Apr-24, 07:26 PM
RTP is in North Carolina.
2012-Apr-25, 11:40 PM
Nascar is not very popular in the united Kingdom.
2012-Apr-26, 02:31 PM
Omelets are a favorite of Buddhists in a hurry.
2012-Apr-26, 03:12 PM
Rye bread is tasty, but I don't care for the kind that contains caraway seeds.
2012-May-01, 07:30 PM
DS was a portable game console produced by Nintendo.
2012-May-01, 08:38 PM
Don't know 'sauruses (Thesauruses) are ancient and may have predated the internet.
2012-May-03, 08:53 PM
Ethel was a tree growing off of Billy The Mountain's shoulder.
2012-May-04, 06:53 PM
Dinosaurs are ancient and may have predated the internet.
Err, "dinosaurs" begins with "di", not "do".
2012-May-05, 12:12 AM
Err, "dinosaurs" begins with "di", not "do".
and I obviously don't pay attention to detail....
2012-May-05, 12:58 AM
I like that, but the last post doesn't fit the pattern at all!
2012-May-05, 01:16 AM
Llamas fit the pattern, if the pattern is Peruvian.
2012-May-05, 01:24 AM
And it is!
2012-May-06, 03:49 PM
Is it really? Pre-columbian, or post?
2012-May-06, 03:57 PM
Stately creatures like llamas can fit the pattern before and after.
2012-May-08, 11:51 PM
Error on my behalf, the post about attention to detail.
I should have been seen clearly commenting, not adding to the thread.
2012-May-09, 12:13 AM
A difference of style, perhaps.
2012-May-09, 12:18 AM
Pssssst...wanna know my secret agenda?
2012-May-09, 12:19 AM
Dangerous, is it?
2012-May-09, 12:34 AM
Italy.....Monza to be precise, that is where it began.
2012-May-09, 02:34 AM
And then where?
2012-May-14, 01:26 AM
Republic of South Africa.
2012-May-14, 03:33 AM
2012-May-14, 08:33 AM
WNIT is a sports alliance in USA and has little to do with Capetown. I fixed the dinosaur spelling error. I hope everyone one is a hippo now.
2012-May-14, 01:37 PM
Owls are not!
2012-May-14, 02:06 PM
Otter know that!
2012-May-14, 08:39 PM
A true zoopark we have here.
2012-May-15, 11:44 PM
Recently I have been forgetting to remember.
2012-May-16, 03:38 AM
Eradicate those unpleasant memories!
2012-May-16, 09:00 PM
Especially those memories that evoke!
2012-May-17, 02:20 AM
Kensington is expensive.
2012-Jul-17, 09:55 AM
Vegetables are tasty, but I prefer fruit.
2012-Jul-17, 12:43 PM
Iterations continue, and the data resolves
2012-Jul-17, 01:42 PM
Especially on a windy day
2012-Jul-18, 06:06 AM
Aye, me lads, do the thingy with the jib
2012-Jul-18, 10:22 PM
Ibanez guitars are quite popular.
2012-Jul-19, 05:24 AM
Are they? being unfamiliar with guitars I've only heard of the Fender.
2012-Jul-19, 10:50 PM
Errors are what humans make.
2012-Jul-23, 12:49 PM
Kentucky - where the grass is blue
2012-Jul-23, 02:30 PM
Ue people, a tribe from the Centre Province, Cameroon
2012-Jul-23, 02:36 PM
Onward! to infinity... and like that.
2012-Jul-24, 02:59 AM
A tisket a tasket a red and yellow basket.
2012-Jul-24, 12:16 PM
etched goblets, packed in the basket carefully
2012-Jul-24, 11:05 PM
Lydd, it's a town in Kent county.
2012-Jul-27, 10:03 AM
Tycho built a really cool observatory
2012-Jul-31, 08:50 PM
Ryder Cup participants include a Tiger.
2012-Aug-02, 07:31 AM
2012-Aug-03, 01:56 PM
Nearly missed that!
2012-Aug-05, 01:01 AM
2012-Aug-06, 07:19 AM
Espescially nice Mars rover
2012-Aug-06, 10:13 PM
Erasers on pencils, great idea.
2012-Aug-07, 05:58 AM
Easier said then done
2012-Aug-07, 09:24 AM
never unserestimate the power of a pencil
2012-Aug-07, 08:36 PM
I'll be intrigued to know how one measures pencil power.
2012-Aug-09, 10:10 AM
erect the pencils into a tower, altitude is the measure of power
2012-Aug-11, 12:30 AM
Erase all the pencil's lead, measuring calories expended.
2012-Aug-11, 12:36 AM
Educate the masses about the power of towers.
2012-Aug-14, 08:20 AM
Ersatz (ok, I cheated) power towers do not broadcast
2012-Aug-14, 09:22 PM
Astilbes bloom well in full shade. (I saw what you did there, so I cheated right back even though I didn't really need to)
2012-Aug-15, 12:04 AM
Too bad you didn't think of R'shumba, an African name.
2012-Aug-15, 09:44 AM
Medaling in the Olympics - quite a feat
2012-Aug-18, 12:51 AM
Athletes train for years, many go unnoticed.
2012-Aug-20, 05:17 AM
Educated athletes have a fallback option.
2012-Aug-21, 10:01 AM
onager, scorpoin and trebuchet should be added to olympic jousting - it's hard to ride while dodging pumpkins
2012-Aug-25, 08:02 PM
NSA spooks have been reading my thoughts using spy satellites.
2012-Aug-27, 12:44 AM
ESP would, of course, be the method of choice.
2012-Aug-27, 09:14 AM
Cerebral fiber optic taps are also good
(Nice to see Coelacanth!)
2012-Aug-30, 09:18 PM
Odd numbers are even more special.
2012-Aug-30, 10:05 PM
All numbers have equal rights according to the United Nations High Commissioner of Algebra.
2012-Aug-31, 09:12 AM
Radiation from the sun does not penetrate the deep blue sea
2012-Aug-31, 09:18 AM
Eagles can't dive that far either.
2012-Aug-31, 07:22 PM
Erstwhile answers proliferate.
2012-Sep-05, 09:13 AM
Terror of shallow-diving eagles precludes swimming near the surface.
2012-Sep-05, 09:12 PM
Certain people in my office annoy me.
2012-Sep-06, 10:18 AM
Meadowloarks don't dive for fish, or work in Eric's office
2012-Sep-11, 10:08 PM
Cease laughing everyone, Meadowloarks is a simple spelling error.
2012-Sep-12, 07:34 AM
Or it may be a clever ruse to lure out the dictonary
2012-Sep-25, 12:36 AM
Rye whiskey in excess will make correct spelling problematic.
2012-Sep-27, 10:26 AM
Icarus discovered that Rye will melt wax
2012-Sep-30, 07:58 PM
A xylotomist has a very exciting job.
2012-Oct-01, 01:43 PM
O blood type comes from the Irish.
2012-Oct-01, 02:27 PM
Shouldn't it come from everyone?
2012-Oct-04, 12:21 PM
Never assume that OH type blood is what it seems to be
2012-Oct-05, 02:46 PM
Best not to assume anything.
2012-Oct-05, 11:16 PM
Ng, a common Chinese surname.
2012-Oct-06, 03:06 AM
Methinks it is a Cantonese surname.
2012-Oct-11, 05:08 AM
Men with Ng surname are Chinese.......
2012-Oct-12, 02:28 PM
Searching The Internet, I found that Sir (name) ________ is the first space on the form you fill out when applying for knighthood.
2012-Oct-13, 05:52 AM
ODTAA was a well-known and popular novel.
2012-Oct-13, 09:45 AM
Elastic collisions preserve kinetic energy.
2012-Oct-13, 02:30 PM
Gyroscopes are used to keep an eye on Greek sandwiches.
2012-Oct-13, 04:16 PM
Eschewing Greek sandwiches (no offense Nick), I'll have a salad.
2012-Oct-13, 04:28 PM
A double espresso for me.
2012-Oct-14, 03:07 AM
Meditations can cure mental health issues.
2012-Oct-15, 11:02 AM
Estimates of my sanity vary, but not by much
2012-Oct-16, 03:54 AM
Cheap knives cannot be sharpened well.
2012-Oct-16, 05:30 AM
L.L.Bean sells Lima beans and Legumes.
2012-Oct-16, 01:23 PM
Estimate of my creativity don't vary
2012-Oct-16, 01:44 PM
Ryan's Hope is a soap opera I've never seen.
2012-Oct-17, 03:57 AM
Encouragement isn't required for activists.
2012-Oct-17, 09:56 PM
t stands for time in physics equations.
2012-Oct-18, 12:21 AM
NS means 'No Show' for a shift worker at my airport.
2012-Oct-18, 12:42 PM
R-two D-two? pretty lame, but I couldn't resist.
2012-Oct-18, 02:45 PM
2012-Oct-19, 04:07 AM
Standard tomorrow, exotic tonight!
2012-Oct-19, 04:55 AM
HTML5 is a bit like HTML.
2012-Oct-19, 09:36 AM
ML was developed at Edinburgh.
2012-Oct-19, 11:05 AM
ghosts, gouls and ghasts were also developed at Edinburgh
2012-Oct-19, 02:57 PM
Ghana is a country. I think it's somewhere in Africa.
2012-Oct-19, 10:26 PM
Can't you be more specific?
2012-Oct-21, 02:27 AM
Iceland is probably not in Africa.
2012-Oct-22, 01:56 PM
Can you be sure it hasn't moved?
2012-Oct-23, 07:24 PM
Education is what you remember when you have forgotton
all you were taught....it's said.
2012-Oct-23, 10:48 PM
I didn't get my PhD because you taught me that fact.
2012-Oct-26, 03:49 AM
CT Scan only catches visible abnormalities; it fails to account for anything beyond that.
2012-Oct-26, 12:12 PM
A trivial thing, it is.
2012-Oct-29, 02:06 AM
Isando is the name of a place.
2012-Oct-29, 02:40 AM
Celebes is now called Sulawesi.
2012-Oct-30, 08:14 AM
Siamese are some pretty cats
2012-Oct-30, 09:17 AM
"Tsar" means "Caesar".
2012-Oct-30, 12:24 PM
Are you going to name your cat Ivan?
2012-Oct-30, 02:34 PM
An der schönen blauen Donau
2012-Oct-30, 09:34 PM
Autumn has arrived
2012-Oct-31, 02:18 AM
2012-Oct-31, 05:48 AM
It's so easy to fall in love.
2012-Oct-31, 06:24 AM
Velocipedes are fun!
2012-Oct-31, 06:55 AM
Universal human suffrage will be passed in 2013.
2012-Oct-31, 07:53 AM
13 is prime.
2012-Oct-31, 10:05 AM
Memories, like the corners of my mind sphere
2012-Oct-31, 02:58 PM
Retro is the new antero.
2012-Oct-31, 04:57 PM
Roberto Clemente's major league baseball hits totaled exactly 3,000.
2012-Nov-01, 12:37 AM
007 comes out today.
2012-Nov-01, 03:25 AM
Aya Hitana is a known vocal artist in Nippon.
2012-Nov-01, 09:38 AM
On Firefly, the best dialog was non-verbal
2012-Nov-01, 03:01 PM
2012-Nov-01, 11:27 PM
As You Like It was written in 1599.
2012-Nov-02, 02:56 AM
99 years is a long, long time. Well, look at me I'll never be free.
2012-Nov-02, 03:11 PM
Eel Pie Island is not one of the stops on the culinary tour of Europe.
2012-Nov-02, 08:46 PM
Peasants till the land.
2012-Nov-03, 08:27 PM
ND is the abbreviation for North Dakota.
2012-Nov-03, 10:31 PM
Taco Bell's Bell Beefer was their best sandwich.
2012-Nov-03, 11:08 PM
Cheese is lovely when melted on toast.
2012-Nov-04, 09:36 PM
Star light, star bright,
The first star I see tonight;
I wish I may, I wish I might,
Have the wish I wish tonight.
2012-Nov-04, 11:37 PM
H Thompson was a journalist.
2012-Nov-04, 11:47 PM
Stuck for a reply I was, nice one Coelacanth.
2012-Nov-04, 11:55 PM
2012-Nov-05, 12:21 AM
2012-Nov-05, 08:41 AM
A legendary character.
2012-Nov-05, 09:47 PM
Eric the Read was one of the great Norse authors of The Middle Ages.
2012-Nov-06, 01:17 AM
2012-Nov-06, 01:51 AM
Merrily we roll along.
2012-Nov-06, 01:53 AM
Ngau Tau Kok is in Kwun Tong.
2012-Nov-06, 01:55 AM
Nguyen is a doctor's name I've sometimes encountered.
2012-Nov-06, 01:59 AM
Nguyen is a doctor's name I've sometimes encountered.
(thought I couldn't think of something, didn't you??) :p
Edit that post to make it clear which line contains the last to letters I should respond to.
Ouch, how I am supposed to know which of these two lines to respond to?
2012-Nov-06, 10:07 AM
Too much confusion for this guy
2012-Nov-06, 02:26 PM
"U", "You", and "Ewe" all sound alike.
2012-Nov-06, 03:10 PM
2012-Nov-06, 03:21 PM
Tylenol makes a great ice cream topping in case you get brain freeze.
2012-Nov-06, 04:42 PM
Zebra crossings are all over the place here, but I have yet to see a zebra use one.
2012-Nov-06, 08:52 PM
Never? Not even once?
2012-Nov-07, 04:26 AM
Centuries have passed since the last time a wild zebra roamed here. Maybe a captive one.
2012-Nov-08, 09:25 AM
Never discount the possibility of invisible zebras
2012-Nov-08, 12:21 PM
A striped zebra looks like a horse to someone who's in a jail cell.
2012-Nov-08, 12:41 PM
Llamas are a different story entirely!
2012-Nov-08, 02:20 PM
Lyra is a northern hemisphere constellation.
2012-Nov-08, 02:24 PM
On to the heart of the sunrise.
2012-Nov-08, 02:27 PM
Sesame seeds are something I occasionally like on baked bread.
2012-Nov-08, 02:29 PM
Advertisements are everywhere!
2012-Nov-08, 02:30 PM
Reassurance is nice when one is anxious.
2012-Nov-08, 02:33 PM
2012-Nov-08, 02:34 PM
Ulna is a part of the body.
2012-Nov-08, 02:37 PM
Dynamite makes a loud noise.
2012-Nov-08, 02:41 PM
Sensipar is a medication for ... I can't recall.
2012-Nov-08, 04:32 PM
Lloyd George Avenue is in Cardiff.
2012-Nov-08, 04:35 PM
Ooooo, you're cruel.
Ffjord is something geographical. Unless I misspelled it?
2012-Nov-08, 04:50 PM
Italy was invaded by The Allies at Salerno and Anzio.
2012-Nov-08, 07:17 PM
Io is the most geologically active object in the Solar System.
2012-Nov-08, 10:41 PM
Emil Zátopek broke three Olympic records in 1952.
2012-Nov-08, 10:50 PM
52 of the 20th century is also the year Clive Barker was born.
2012-Nov-09, 02:06 AM
RNA can be found in mitochondria.
2012-Nov-09, 10:29 AM
Ian Anderson can really tootle the flute
2012-Nov-10, 12:45 AM
Tesla...ever heard of him?
2012-Nov-12, 10:33 PM
I might have.
2012-Nov-12, 11:36 PM
Verity Kindle is a time traveler in Connie Willis's To Say Nothing of the Dog.
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