View Full Version : Pick a word...Any word
2006-Aug-05, 08:22 PM
Make a sentence using ONE of the words used. Highlight that word.
eg: My Llama is not Hungarian.
2006-Aug-05, 08:22 PM
Hungarian Llamas are rare indeed.
2006-Aug-06, 01:30 AM
2006-Aug-06, 11:37 PM
Needs differ from person to person.
2006-Aug-07, 08:35 AM
From the earth to the moon, we have travelled.
2006-Aug-07, 03:34 PM
The moon is 384,000 km from Earth.
2006-Aug-08, 02:49 PM
Home is the hangman.
2006-Aug-08, 03:17 PM
..it depends on what the meaning of the word 'is', is.
2006-Aug-08, 08:11 PM
On top of the world
2006-Aug-09, 02:18 AM
The world is but a stage.
2006-Aug-09, 02:48 AM
But the man is innocent, my lord!
2006-Aug-09, 03:20 AM
Why don't they just Say "Guilty until proven innocent?"
2006-Aug-09, 05:55 AM
Until I say, don't jump off the cliff.
2006-Aug-13, 02:47 AM
Don't believe everything on TV.
2006-Aug-13, 11:54 AM
TV is less addictive than the net.
2006-Aug-14, 02:48 PM
Posting on here can become addictive.
2006-Aug-14, 03:36 PM
Yours is the earth and every thing in it and which is more...
You'll Become a man my son!
2006-Aug-14, 03:37 PM
Addictive posting may indicate a need to take the IAT.
2006-Aug-14, 06:28 PM
Take that, varlet!
2006-Aug-14, 11:39 PM
That or this, the choice is yours.
2006-Aug-15, 12:07 AM
Is not the question tis what ponderances are for?
2006-Aug-15, 01:09 AM
"Define: ponderances " did not give any results.
2006-Aug-16, 07:05 PM
To give from the heart is the most important thing.
2006-Aug-16, 10:50 PM
From potatoes you can make vodka, or chips.
2006-Aug-17, 01:48 AM
Chips become fries when moved 5,500km WSW.
2006-Aug-17, 10:36 AM
I become the voice of the devil.
2006-Aug-17, 12:36 PM
I is equal to V divided by R.
2006-Aug-17, 02:56 PM
R stands for Rahul dandekar. :D
2006-Aug-19, 01:01 AM
Rahul is not an educated Australian
2006-Aug-19, 02:30 AM
Educated people vote for ID.
2006-Aug-20, 04:33 AM
People like to believe we are more clever than animals.
2006-Aug-21, 10:19 AM
More Cream in my coffee, please.
2006-Aug-22, 10:37 PM
My favourite planet is Saturn
2006-Aug-23, 12:23 AM
Are you Sure Saturn is a planet?
2006-Aug-23, 11:40 AM
I am sure that nobody's ever sure.
2006-Aug-23, 09:23 PM
I am hungry
2006-Aug-23, 09:41 PM
Am I the only person who dreams in colour?
2006-Aug-24, 05:34 AM
Colour can also be spelled "color".
2006-Aug-25, 08:57 AM
who am i?
2006-Aug-26, 01:02 AM
I haven't the faintest idea! :)
2006-Aug-26, 12:23 PM
Faintest star is about magnitude 6 ?
2006-Aug-27, 01:51 AM
Is Mars a more hospitable place for humans than the moon?
2006-Aug-27, 10:54 AM
"Hospitable, you are, Sir... but Good-natured you are not."
2006-Sep-02, 01:06 AM
Are martian microbes really alive?
2006-Sep-02, 02:06 PM
Really, you saw a UFO abducting an astrologer playing with tarot cards, and the aliens analysed his handwriting?
2006-Sep-02, 10:30 PM
Abducting humans is an initiation ritual for space folk.
2006-Sep-03, 02:13 AM
Rituals are silly customs.
2006-Sep-08, 12:26 AM
Are all government officials truly open minded?
2006-Sep-08, 01:35 PM
Open minds are for those that actually have minds.
2006-Sep-08, 02:33 PM
Actually, Government officials do have minds... a braod definition is all that's needed. ;)
2006-Sep-08, 05:40 PM
A "broad" definition would be even better. ;)
2006-Sep-09, 02:17 AM
Even if I try, I can't get to the bottom of this problem.
2006-Sep-09, 12:36 PM
Well, move your bottom and try again!
2006-Sep-10, 04:01 AM
I've done this again and again, yet I haven't been able fall to my death.
2006-Sep-11, 12:25 AM
Some people think death is the beginning of another existance.
2006-Sep-11, 04:59 AM
Some people think that existence is an illusion.
2006-Sep-11, 11:36 AM
In Soviet Russia, Death thinks you're an illusion!
2006-Sep-13, 12:35 AM
You're probably wondering why I'm here and so am I, so am I.
2006-Sep-13, 01:43 PM
So, have you made the connection yet?
2006-Sep-13, 07:17 PM
Connections are everything in my business.
2006-Sep-14, 12:51 AM
In Poland they celebrate Christmas enthusiastically.
2006-Sep-14, 06:57 AM
In Poland they polish Polish shoes!
2006-Sep-14, 12:32 PM
Shoes cover the feet, clothes cover the whole body... why are shoes more expensive?
2006-Sep-14, 04:25 PM
It's because of the posh Polish polish.
2006-Sep-15, 03:19 PM
In Poland they polish Polish shoes!
they use french polish
2006-Sep-16, 02:06 AM
Posh places are very expensive too ;-)
2006-Sep-18, 02:52 AM
Too many crooks spoil the wrath
2006-Sep-18, 10:01 AM
Spoil your child, and you'll be repaid.
2006-Sep-19, 12:40 AM
Your driving reflects your personality.
2006-Sep-19, 01:11 AM
Personality, I gotta get one of those.
2006-Sep-19, 01:17 AM
Get one that you think everyone will like.
2006-Sep-19, 02:20 AM
That should keep him busy!
2006-Sep-19, 03:08 AM
Keep an open mind on what you think the others will like.
2006-Sep-19, 05:31 AM
Mind your own business!
2006-Sep-19, 01:05 PM
Your quarks are strange!
2006-Sep-19, 03:50 PM
But some quarks can be charming.
2006-Sep-19, 04:17 PM
Or they can be colored.
2006-Sep-19, 08:56 PM
And they can have tasty flavors too!
2006-Sep-19, 09:01 PM
They can be up or down said Gell-Mann.
2006-Sep-19, 09:05 PM
"Three quarks for Muster Mark...", said James Joyce.
2006-Sep-19, 09:08 PM
But quarks sail not free.
2006-Sep-19, 09:13 PM
Indeed, and they sail with only 1/2 spin.
2006-Sep-19, 09:19 PM
They have to spin around twice to be where they began.
2006-Sep-19, 09:27 PM
Dogs often spin around twice before settling down.
2006-Sep-19, 09:36 PM
My head is in a spin.
2006-Sep-20, 11:18 AM
Chop off his head, said the king.
2006-Sep-20, 07:19 PM
"Okay!", said the jester as he juggled the swords.
2006-Sep-20, 07:43 PM
"Okay!", said the jester as he juggled the swords.
(I guess that that is cheating, huh? ;))
2006-Sep-21, 01:23 AM
The jester should have paid more attention to his juggling, the swords were shaper than he thought.
2006-Sep-21, 02:28 AM
He'd be sharper than a serpent's tooth, if he wasn't as dull as ditch water.
(assuming spelling errors can be corrected in the new use of a word) :)
2006-Sep-21, 06:42 AM
Water is believed to be necessary for life as we know it.
2006-Sep-21, 12:24 PM
Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding WATER
2006-Sep-21, 12:29 PM
Experiences can be deceptive.
2006-Sep-21, 01:12 PM
Where you are can be deceptive.
2006-Sep-21, 02:03 PM
I drank too much coffee and need to find a can.
2006-Sep-21, 08:55 PM
Inordinate amounts of beer consumption will also induce a desire to locate certain things.
2006-Sep-21, 09:52 PM
Not until you 'break the seal', after that it will be hopeless.
(assuming spelling errors can be corrected in the new use of a word) :)Oops... I can't believe I missed that.
2006-Sep-22, 12:19 PM
"Seal the whole area" the inspector said.
2006-Sep-22, 08:55 PM
Inspector Gadget then had to unseal himself.
2006-Sep-23, 12:51 PM
He loves himself so much, he comes close to being narsiccist.
2006-Sep-23, 01:46 PM
Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear weapons.
2006-Sep-24, 03:05 AM
Hand me the papers, we've to send them to my friend.
2006-Sep-24, 06:37 AM
We've got to get out of this place, if it's the last thing we ever do.
2006-Sep-24, 01:09 PM
I think I must been the last to arrive that day.
2006-Sep-24, 11:15 PM
I think, therefore I am.
2006-Sep-25, 02:32 AM
You have a long neck, therefore you are a giraffe.
2006-Sep-25, 10:59 AM
LONG ago in a galaxy far far away...........
2006-Sep-25, 02:28 PM
I've told you far too many times, this is Mars, not Earth.
2006-Sep-25, 04:21 PM
Women are from Venus, men are from Mars.
2006-Sep-27, 10:22 PM
Are animals from some unknown planet outside our solar system?
2006-Sep-28, 02:19 AM
Well, some of you have to go, for we are bankrupt.
2006-Sep-28, 01:32 PM
But first, let me drop a coin into this wishing well over here.
2006-Sep-28, 02:30 PM
If I'm elected I promise you not only THIS and that, but most of all
the other thing!
2006-Sep-28, 11:44 PM
Remember, a promise is a promise.
2006-Sep-29, 02:51 AM
If I remember correctly, promises are meant to be broken.
2006-Sep-29, 01:47 PM
Are broken promises still promises?
2006-Sep-29, 02:46 PM
I STILL remember her face, but forgot her name.
2006-Sep-29, 10:23 PM
I still remember her name lost her number.
2006-Sep-30, 03:43 AM
The number of times I've lost her is remarkable.
2006-Sep-30, 02:01 PM
There were good times and bad times, but all the times were memorable times.
2006-Sep-30, 02:13 PM
"The game is afoot!", cried Holmes.
2006-Sep-30, 02:17 PM
Meanwhile, his alter ego Sherlock cried, "Let the games be elementary!"
2006-Sep-30, 11:28 PM
His mother, however, did not approve.
2006-Oct-01, 03:40 AM
Well, I must say, I don't approve of this conduct, gentlemen.
2006-Oct-01, 05:12 AM
Lets get serious ladies and gentlemen, when you are reading this, you do nothing but repeat after me, and repeat you will, and repeat you will...
2006-Oct-01, 05:51 AM
I repeat after no man.
2006-Oct-01, 07:43 PM
Time waits for no man.
2006-Oct-02, 02:50 AM
I waits for you, you always comes late.
2006-Oct-02, 04:28 PM
I was Born late, and will probably die early.
2006-Oct-02, 06:22 PM
Your will to to survive is weak.
2006-Oct-02, 08:18 PM
Only the fittest of the fittest will survive.
2006-Oct-02, 09:01 PM
"I Will Survive" is a song by Gloria Gaynor.
2006-Oct-02, 09:38 PM
'Will' finds a way.
2006-Oct-03, 02:43 AM
The world finds a saviour. He is currently being held under US LAw.
2006-Oct-03, 05:53 AM
He finds it difficult to cope.
2006-Oct-03, 02:51 PM
I find it DIFFICULT to eat turnips.
2006-Oct-03, 03:58 PM
Eat at Joe's read the sign.
2006-Oct-03, 04:50 PM
It's a sign of the times.
2006-Oct-03, 09:34 PM
OF all the fish in the sea, my favourite is the herring.
2006-Oct-04, 03:09 AM
I sell sea shells at the sea shore. (nuh uh, not really)
2006-Oct-04, 03:14 AM
NOT to be outdone, Mahesh ate three pieces of pizza at once.
2006-Oct-04, 05:33 AM
I ate at Joe's said the man.
2006-Oct-04, 03:40 PM
Once I ate 7 quarter pounders.
2006-Oct-04, 09:15 PM
I'll bet they cost more than a quarter.
2006-Oct-05, 03:06 AM
The cost of this car is unimaginable.
2006-Oct-05, 04:31 AM
Cost is what drives us.
2006-Oct-05, 09:15 AM
I think that's what I'm saying: the world is cost-driven.
2006-Oct-05, 10:17 AM
What in the WORLD was I thinking?
2006-Oct-05, 11:16 AM
The world is not enough!
2006-Oct-05, 01:00 PM
Damien, you should bolden the word yer borrowing from the previous sentence... the next person can choose any from yours...
Enough of the wars, now is the time for peace!
2006-Oct-05, 01:23 PM
Peace is not the objective of some rulers.
2006-Oct-05, 02:11 PM
Sorry 'bout that...
The objective of most games is to win.
2006-Oct-05, 02:43 PM
Some games require you to lose in order to win.
2006-Oct-06, 02:31 AM
The company requires you to sign these forms.
2006-Oct-06, 12:56 PM
Please don't tell such gross jokes in mixed COMPANY.
2006-Oct-07, 02:30 AM
"Ooo, that's so gross!" - A bystander on PDA. ;)
2006-Oct-07, 08:44 PM
SO many girls. so little time.
2006-Oct-08, 03:26 AM
So many girls... they have so little time for me.
2006-Oct-08, 03:33 AM
Girls are essential for reproduction of the species.
2006-Oct-08, 03:50 AM
Sometimes, you have to forget the essentials, and go with your gut.
2006-Oct-08, 04:01 PM
I's hard to forget some girls.
2006-Oct-08, 10:04 PM
To flee or not to flee, that is the caption.
2006-Oct-11, 02:58 PM
If all the fleas were to FLEE, the cat would not itch.
2006-Oct-11, 03:31 PM
I seem to itch at the mere thought of walking past poison ivy.
2006-Oct-11, 11:22 PM
Of all the forums I visit, this is my favourite one.
2006-Oct-12, 10:37 PM
'Tis true, forums like BAUT are rare!
2006-Oct-13, 06:42 AM
Those who jump off a Paris bridge ARE in Seine.
2006-Oct-13, 02:16 PM
Very punny, do you fancy jumpers in Paris, or simple jump suits?
2006-Oct-13, 07:14 PM
Jump was a popular Van Halen song.
2006-Oct-14, 07:03 AM
When the TV repairman got married the reception WAS excellent.
2006-Oct-14, 06:38 PM
When in Seine, French kissing is unlikely.
2006-Oct-14, 10:09 PM
Kissing a toad will not give you warts.
2006-Oct-14, 10:11 PM
Will kissing your warts give you toads?
2006-Oct-14, 10:20 PM
I find it difficult to reach the warts on the back of my neck, so I wouldn't know. ;)
2006-Oct-14, 10:25 PM
Neck warts are a real pain in ... life.
2006-Oct-15, 02:33 PM
For some people, I've heard, they are a real pain in the butt.
2006-Oct-16, 08:20 PM
The opticians daughter kept making a spectacle of herself.
2006-Oct-17, 12:42 AM
Is spectacles the plural of spectacle?
(It's good to be back. My net was down for some days :) )
2006-Oct-17, 01:01 AM
welcome back, Rahul
The Llama needs feeding.
2006-Oct-17, 01:42 AM
Superman needs a cape?
2006-Oct-17, 09:09 AM
NEEDS are what drive us
2006-Oct-18, 01:07 AM
US has 50 states, right?
2006-Oct-19, 12:00 PM
HAS anyone heard about the tapdancer that fell into the sink?
2006-Oct-19, 08:40 PM
Sink lo-how, sweet chario-hot, comin'...Now, wait minute :think:
2006-Oct-20, 02:22 AM
I have to wait for half an hour before the doctor operates on him?
2006-Oct-20, 06:32 AM
DOCTOR! you're writing out that prescription with your thermometer!
2006-Oct-20, 07:21 AM
Oh, and now I'm writing it with mercury...
2006-Oct-20, 12:04 PM
Mercury is quite close to the Sun.
2006-Oct-21, 12:47 AM
We are closed for the day.
2006-Oct-22, 12:42 AM
Day and night are like black and white.
2006-Oct-22, 04:23 AM
Some of my friends don't, like, like me using "like".
2006-Oct-22, 04:43 AM
What's the ugliest part of your body? Some say your nose, some say your toes but I think it's your mind.
(Courtesy of Frank Zappa).
2006-Oct-22, 05:05 AM
That frog is the ugliest amphibian I've ever seen.
2006-Oct-22, 06:39 AM
Ever eaten frogs legs?
2006-Oct-22, 10:33 AM
Her LEGS were remarkably voluptuous.
2006-Oct-22, 11:42 AM
I was speechless when I saw her in front of me.
2006-Oct-22, 02:05 PM
The front was completely smashed.
2006-Oct-22, 02:45 PM
I've been a bit tipsy at times perhaps, but I've never been completely smashed.
2006-Oct-22, 04:15 PM
PERHAPS she was trying to seduce me.
2006-Oct-22, 04:23 PM
Trying times lie ahead.
2006-Oct-23, 08:26 AM
I picked up the Times from our doorstep, and looked at the gossip science section.
2006-Oct-23, 09:04 PM
Milk delivered to your doorstep is wonderful, except that the milkman wakes you up at 8:30 on Saturdays for his money!
2006-Oct-24, 06:55 AM
"Money, money, money, money...money", sang the O'Jays.
2006-Oct-24, 02:38 PM
The fat lady SANG and the arena quickly emptied.
2006-Oct-25, 03:24 AM
I'd rather die a gladiator than a fat old man.
2006-Oct-25, 03:51 AM
Old in years, but young at heart.
2006-Oct-25, 05:32 AM
Heart transplants are complicated operations.
2006-Oct-27, 08:40 PM
Transplants of the heart were Dr Barnards idea. He came from a small village called Mataffin, near Nelspruit.
2006-Oct-28, 06:03 AM
One idea can't change the world, but an action can.
2006-Oct-28, 02:02 PM
Your world can change quickly, especially if you're in the middle of a tornado.
2006-Oct-28, 07:48 PM
If you could change your mind, what would you want it to change into?
2006-Oct-30, 03:12 AM
In the middle of a bottomless pit, you are beginning to become claustrophobic.
2006-Oct-30, 07:34 AM
I am a man of THE world, a little bulgy at the equator
2006-Oct-30, 12:33 PM
Little do I know, what things this'll do
If you want, I'll try it on you too!
2006-Oct-30, 01:06 PM
things change, but sarcasm remains
2006-Oct-30, 03:58 PM
Sarcasm is not as beautiful as satire... but it is funny as hell.
2006-Oct-30, 08:11 PM
Is there a sarcasm or satire thread around here that I have missed?
2006-Oct-31, 01:01 PM
Missed the boat? Take the train.
2006-Oct-31, 02:23 PM
Take heed of what he's about to say.
2006-Oct-31, 03:31 PM
About that painting, I am not going to buy it unless I get a discount.
2006-Oct-31, 09:33 PM
Discount all my previous posts, this is the new me!
2006-Nov-01, 01:15 AM
Previously, I was a drunkard, now I am a drinker.
2006-Nov-01, 06:07 AM
now I know the truth of those from before, I am able to move on
2006-Nov-01, 07:17 AM
BEFORE you cross the road, look for the chicken
2006-Nov-01, 02:14 PM
Before you catch the chicken, look out for the coming truck.
2006-Nov-01, 03:24 PM
Coming attractions are shown before the feature film.
2006-Nov-02, 01:29 AM
The zoo now features a pack of wolves.
2006-Nov-02, 09:40 AM
Wolves are natural carnivores.
2006-Nov-02, 09:50 AM
It's natural to have carnivores at this time, prowling around my house.
2006-Nov-03, 11:04 PM
Which one is the word?
2006-Nov-04, 12:16 AM
Never mind, my choice is WORD
2006-Nov-04, 01:24 AM
I can't have two choices of words?
2006-Nov-04, 05:26 PM
From Eric's thread starting post:
Make a sentence using ONE of the words used. Highlight that word.
What people really want is freedom from choice sang Devo (http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/devo/freedom+of+choice_20039648.html).
2006-Nov-05, 01:33 AM
What I want is the freedom to choose as many words as possible.
2006-Nov-07, 07:37 AM
Is it POSSIBLE to build a steam powered rocketship?
2006-Nov-07, 01:42 PM
Don't rockets let off steam?
2006-Nov-07, 08:56 PM
Rockets expel reaction mass.
2006-Nov-07, 11:43 PM
Mass is not size related.
2006-Nov-08, 02:13 AM
Related does not imply relativity.
2006-Nov-08, 09:37 PM
Relativity theory comes in two flavors: special and general.
2006-Nov-09, 02:30 AM
My favourite flavour is butterscotch.
2006-Nov-09, 02:08 PM
BUTTERSCOTCH ice cream is a very tasty dessert.
2006-Nov-09, 02:25 PM
I want more cream in my coffee.
2006-Nov-09, 08:37 PM
Coffee is one of the most popular beverages in the world.
2006-Nov-09, 09:59 PM
One size fits all.
2006-Nov-10, 02:17 AM
One must say that this size will not make your belly fit and fine.
2006-Nov-10, 07:23 AM
MUST we always have hotcakes for breakfast.
2006-Nov-11, 06:18 PM
There are many foods that are associated with breakfast.
2006-Nov-11, 07:17 PM
Many foods make my mouth water.
2006-Nov-12, 08:48 PM
Your mouth, is your religion. (A Zappa lyric).
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