Pick a word...Any word

[Eric Vaxxine]

Make a sentence using ONE of the words used. Highlight that word.

eg: My Llama is not Hungarian.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Hungarian

Hungarian Llamas are rare indeed.

[rahuldandekar]

Rare

Rare
needs care.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Needs

Needs differ from person to person.

[rahuldandekar]

From

From the earth to the moon, we have travelled.

[Titana]

The

The moon is 384,000 km from Earth.

[ToSeek]

is

Home is the hangman.

[mahesh]

is
:eh:
..it depends on what the meaning of the word 'is', is.

[Eric Vaxxine]

On

On top of the world

[Blue Fire]

world
The world is but a stage.

[rahuldandekar]

but

But the man is innocent, my lord!

[Blue Fire]

innocent
Why don't they just Say "Guilty until proven innocent?"

[rahuldandekar]

Until

Until I say, don't jump off the cliff.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Don't

Don't believe everything on TV.

[rahuldandekar]

TV

TV is less addictive than the net.

[ToSeek]

addictive

Posting on here can become addictive.

[cjbirch]

Become

Yours is the earth and every thing in it and which is more...

You'll Become a man my son!

[Blue Fire]

addictive
Addictive posting may indicate a need to take the IAT.
http://www.netaddiction.com/resources/internet_addiction_test.htm
:-)

[94z07]

Take

Take that, varlet!

[Eric Vaxxine]

That

That or this, the choice is yours.

[mugaliens]

Is not the question tis what ponderances are for?

[rahuldandekar]

"Define: ponderances " did not give any results.

[ToSeek]

To give from the heart is the most important thing.

[Eric Vaxxine]

From

From potatoes you can make vodka, or chips.

[94z07]

Chips

Chips become fries when moved 5,500km WSW.

[rahuldandekar]

I become the voice of the devil.

[94z07]

I

I is equal to V divided by R.

[rahuldandekar]

R stands for Rahul dandekar. :D

[Eric Vaxxine]

Rahul is not an educated Australian

[rahuldandekar]

Educated people vote for ID.

[Eric Vaxxine]

People

People like to believe we are more clever than animals.

[rahuldandekar]

More Cream in my coffee, please.

[Eric Vaxxine]

My

My favourite planet is Saturn

[Blue Fire]

Planet
Are you Sure Saturn is a planet?

[rahuldandekar]

I am sure that nobody's ever sure.

[Mellow]

I

I am hungry

[Eric Vaxxine]

Am I the only person who dreams in colour?

[Blue Fire]

Colour can also be spelled "color".

[winwind]

who am i?

[Blue Fire]

I haven't the faintest idea! :)

[rahuldandekar]

Faintest star is about magnitude 6 ?

[Eric Vaxxine]

Is Mars a more hospitable place for humans than the moon?

[rahuldandekar]

"Hospitable, you are, Sir... but Good-natured you are not."

[Eric Vaxxine]

Are martian microbes really alive?

[rahuldandekar]

Really, you saw a UFO abducting an astrologer playing with tarot cards, and the aliens analysed his handwriting?

[Eric Vaxxine]

Abducting humans is an initiation ritual for space folk.

[rahuldandekar]

Rituals are silly customs.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Are all government officials truly open minded?

[Blue Fire]

Open minds are for those that actually have minds.

[rahuldandekar]

Actually, Government officials do have minds... a braod definition is all that's needed. ;)

[Blue Fire]

A "broad" definition would be even better. ;)

[rahuldandekar]

Even if I try, I can't get to the bottom of this problem.

[Arneb]

Well, move your bottom and try again!

[rahuldandekar]

I've done this again and again, yet I haven't been able fall to my death.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Some people think death is the beginning of another existance.

[Blue Fire]

Some people think that existence is an illusion.

[rahuldandekar]

In Soviet Russia, Death thinks you're an illusion!

[Eric Vaxxine]

You're probably wondering why I'm here and so am I, so am I.

[rahuldandekar]

So, have you made the connection yet?

[Arneb]

Connections are everything in my business.

[Eric Vaxxine]

In Poland they celebrate Christmas enthusiastically.

[brianok]

Poland

In Poland they polish Polish shoes!

[rahuldandekar]

Shoes cover the feet, clothes cover the whole body... why are shoes more expensive?

[Blue Fire]

It's because of the posh Polish polish.

[mahesh]

Poland

In Poland they polish Polish shoes!

they use french polish

[rahuldandekar]

Posh places are very expensive too ;-)

[Eric Vaxxine]

Too many crooks spoil the wrath

[rahuldandekar]

Spoil your child, and you'll be repaid.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Your driving reflects your personality.

[jlhredshift]

Personality, I gotta get one of those.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Get one that you think everyone will like.

[Blue Fire]

That should keep him busy!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Keep an open mind on what you think the others will like.

[Dave Mitsky]

Mind your own business!

Dave Mitsky

[jlhredshift]

Your quarks are strange!

[Blue Fire]

But some quarks can be charming.

[jlhredshift]

Or they can be colored.

[Blue Fire]

And they can have tasty flavors too!

[jlhredshift]

They can be up or down said Gell-Mann.

[Blue Fire]

"Three quarks for Muster Mark...", said James Joyce.

[jlhredshift]

But quarks sail not free.

[Blue Fire]

Indeed, and they sail with only 1/2 spin.

[jlhredshift]

They have to spin around twice to be where they began.

[Blue Fire]

Dogs often spin around twice before settling down.

[jlhredshift]

My head is in a spin.

[rahuldandekar]

Chop off his head, said the king.

[Blue Fire]

"Okay!", said the jester as he juggled the swords.

[pghnative]

"Okay!", said the jester as he juggled the swords.

(I guess that that is cheating, huh? ;))

[The Mangler]

The jester should have paid more attention to his juggling, the swords were shaper than he thought.

[Blue Fire]

He'd be sharper than a serpent's tooth, if he wasn't as dull as ditch water.

(assuming spelling errors can be corrected in the new use of a word) :)

[Dave Mitsky]

Water is believed to be necessary for life as we know it.

[brianok]

Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding WATER

[rahuldandekar]

Experiences can be deceptive.

[jlhredshift]

Where you are can be deceptive.

[Cavermike]

I drank too much coffee and need to find a can.

[Blue Fire]

Inordinate amounts of beer consumption will also induce a desire to locate certain things.

[The Mangler]

Not until you 'break the seal', after that it will be hopeless.





(assuming spelling errors can be corrected in the new use of a word) :)Oops... I can't believe I missed that.

[rahuldandekar]

"Seal the whole area" the inspector said.

[Blue Fire]

Inspector Gadget then had to unseal himself.

[rahuldandekar]

He loves himself so much, he comes close to being narsiccist.

[Blue Fire]

Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear weapons.

[rahuldandekar]

Hand me the papers, we've to send them to my friend.

[Eric Vaxxine]

We've got to get out of this place, if it's the last thing we ever do.

[rahuldandekar]

I think I must been the last to arrive that day.

[Space Chimp]

I think, therefore I am.

[rahuldandekar]

You have a long neck, therefore you are a giraffe.

[brianok]

LONG ago in a galaxy far far away...........

[rahuldandekar]

I've told you far too many times, this is Mars, not Earth.

[Blue Fire]

Women are from Venus, men are from Mars.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Are animals from some unknown planet outside our solar system?

[rahuldandekar]

Well, some of you have to go, for we are bankrupt.

[Maha Vailo]

But first, let me drop a coin into this wishing well over here.

[brianok]

If I'm elected I promise you not only THIS and that, but most of all
the other thing!

[Blue Fire]

Remember, a promise is a promise.

[rahuldandekar]

If I remember correctly, promises are meant to be broken.

[Blue Fire]

Are broken promises still promises?

[brianok]

I STILL remember her face, but forgot her name.

[Eric Vaxxine]

I still remember her name lost her number.

[rahuldandekar]

The number of times I've lost her is remarkable.

[Blue Fire]

There were good times and bad times, but all the times were memorable times.

[Dave Mitsky]

"The game is afoot!", cried Holmes.

[Blue Fire]

Meanwhile, his alter ego Sherlock cried, "Let the games be elementary!"

[Eric Vaxxine]

His mother, however, did not approve.

[rahuldandekar]

Well, I must say, I don't approve of this conduct, gentlemen.

[afterburner]

Lets get serious ladies and gentlemen, when you are reading this, you do nothing but repeat after me, and repeat you will, and repeat you will...

[rahuldandekar]

I repeat after no man.

[Blue Fire]

Time waits for no man.

[rahuldandekar]

I waits for you, you always comes late.

[Blue Fire]

I was Born late, and will probably die early.

[Mister Earl]

Your will to to survive is weak.

[damien]

Only the fittest of the fittest will survive.

[Blue Fire]

"I Will Survive" is a song by Gloria Gaynor.

[Eric Vaxxine]

'Will' finds a way.

[rahuldandekar]

The world finds a saviour. He is currently being held under US LAw.

[damien]

He finds it difficult to cope.

[brianok]

I find it DIFFICULT to eat turnips.

[Dave Mitsky]

Eat at Joe's read the sign.

[Blue Fire]

It's a sign of the times.

[Eric Vaxxine]

OF all the fish in the sea, my favourite is the herring.

[Blue Fire]

I sell sea shells at the sea shore. (nuh uh, not really)

[Eric Vaxxine]

NOT to be outdone, Mahesh ate three pieces of pizza at once.

[Dave Mitsky]

I ate at Joe's said the man.

[damien]

Once I ate 7 quarter pounders.

[Blue Fire]

I'll bet they cost more than a quarter.

[rahuldandekar]

The cost of this car is unimaginable.

[damien]

Cost is what drives us.

[rahuldandekar]

I think that's what I'm saying: the world is cost-driven.

[brianok]

What in the WORLD was I thinking?

[damien]

The world is not enough!

[rahuldandekar]

Damien, you should bolden the word yer borrowing from the previous sentence... the next person can choose any from yours...

Enough of the wars, now is the time for peace!

[Dave Mitsky]

Peace is not the objective of some rulers.

[damien]

Sorry 'bout that...
The objective of most games is to win.

[Blue Fire]

Some games require you to lose in order to win.

[rahuldandekar]

The company requires you to sign these forms.

[brianok]

Please don't tell such gross jokes in mixed COMPANY.
!

[rahuldandekar]

"Ooo, that's so gross!" - A bystander on PDA. ;)

[Eric Vaxxine]

SO many girls. so little time.

[rahuldandekar]

So many girls... they have so little time for me.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Girls are essential for reproduction of the species.

[rahuldandekar]

Sometimes, you have to forget the essentials, and go with your gut.

[Blue Fire]

I's hard to forget some girls.

[Eric Vaxxine]

To flee or not to flee, that is the caption.

[brianok]

If all the fleas were to FLEE, the cat would not itch.

[Blue Fire]

I seem to itch at the mere thought of walking past poison ivy.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Of all the forums I visit, this is my favourite one.

[Blue Fire]

'Tis true, forums like BAUT are rare!

[brianok]

Those who jump off a Paris bridge ARE in Seine.

[Blue Fire]

Very punny, do you fancy jumpers in Paris, or simple jump suits?

[Dave Mitsky]

Jump was a popular Van Halen song.

[brianok]

When the TV repairman got married the reception WAS excellent.

[Eric Vaxxine]

When in Seine, French kissing is unlikely.

[Blue Fire]

Kissing a toad will not give you warts.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Will kissing your warts give you toads?

[Blue Fire]

I find it difficult to reach the warts on the back of my neck, so I wouldn't know. ;)

[Eric Vaxxine]

Neck warts are a real pain in ... life.

[Blue Fire]

For some people, I've heard, they are a real pain in the butt.

[Eric Vaxxine]

The opticians daughter kept making a spectacle of herself.

[rahuldandekar]

Is spectacles the plural of spectacle?

(It's good to be back. My net was down for some days :) )

[Eric Vaxxine]

welcome back, Rahul

The Llama needs feeding.

[rahuldandekar]

Superman needs a cape?

[Damien Evans]

NEEDS are what drive us

[rahuldandekar]

US has 50 states, right?

[brianok]

HAS anyone heard about the tapdancer that fell into the sink?

[Arneb]

Sink lo-how, sweet chario-hot, comin'...Now, wait minute :think:

[rahuldandekar]

I have to wait for half an hour before the doctor operates on him?

[brianok]

DOCTOR! you're writing out that prescription with your thermometer!

[rahuldandekar]

Oh, and now I'm writing it with mercury...

[Dave Mitsky]

Mercury is quite close to the Sun.

[rahuldandekar]

We are closed for the day.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Day and night are like black and white.

[rahuldandekar]

Some of my friends don't, like, like me using "like".

[Eric Vaxxine]

What's the ugliest part of your body? Some say your nose, some say your toes but I think it's your mind.

(Courtesy of Frank Zappa).

[rahuldandekar]

That frog is the ugliest amphibian I've ever seen.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Ever eaten frogs legs?

[brianok]

Her LEGS were remarkably voluptuous.

[rahuldandekar]

I was speechless when I saw her in front of me.

[damien]

The front was completely smashed.

[Blue Fire]

I've been a bit tipsy at times perhaps, but I've never been completely smashed.

[brianok]

PERHAPS she was trying to seduce me.

[Dave Mitsky]

Trying times lie ahead.

[rahuldandekar]

I picked up the Times from our doorstep, and looked at the gossip science section.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Milk delivered to your doorstep is wonderful, except that the milkman wakes you up at 8:30 on Saturdays for his money!

[Dave Mitsky]

"Money, money, money, money...money", sang the O'Jays.

[brianok]

The fat lady SANG and the arena quickly emptied.

[rahuldandekar]

I'd rather die a gladiator than a fat old man.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Old in years, but young at heart.

[Dave Mitsky]

Heart transplants are complicated operations.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Transplants of the heart were Dr Barnards idea. He came from a small village called Mataffin, near Nelspruit.

[rahuldandekar]

One idea can't change the world, but an action can.

[Blue Fire]

Your world can change quickly, especially if you're in the middle of a tornado.

[Eric Vaxxine]

If you could change your mind, what would you want it to change into?

[rahuldandekar]

In the middle of a bottomless pit, you are beginning to become claustrophobic.

[brianok]

I am a man of THE world, a little bulgy at the equator

[rahuldandekar]

Little do I know, what things this'll do
If you want, I'll try it on you too!

[damienpaul]

things change, but sarcasm remains

[rahuldandekar]

Sarcasm is not as beautiful as satire... but it is funny as hell.

[Blue Fire]

Is there a sarcasm or satire thread around here that I have missed?

[brianok]

Missed the boat? Take the train.

[Dave Mitsky]

Take heed of what he's about to say.

[rahuldandekar]

About that painting, I am not going to buy it unless I get a discount.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Discount all my previous posts, this is the new me!

[rahuldandekar]

Previously, I was a drunkard, now I am a drinker.

[damienpaul]

now I know the truth of those from before, I am able to move on

[brianok]

BEFORE you cross the road, look for the chicken

[rahuldandekar]

Before you catch the chicken, look out for the coming truck.

[Dave Mitsky]

Coming attractions are shown before the feature film.

[rahuldandekar]

The zoo now features a pack of wolves.

[Dave Mitsky]

Wolves are natural carnivores.

[rahuldandekar]

It's natural to have carnivores at this time, prowling around my house.

[Dave Mitsky]

Which one is the word?

[Eric Vaxxine]

Never mind, my choice is WORD

[rahuldandekar]

I can't have two choices of words?

[Dave Mitsky]

From Eric's thread starting post:

Make a sentence using ONE of the words used. Highlight that word.


What people really want is freedom from choice sang Devo (http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/devo/freedom+of+choice_20039648.html).

[rahuldandekar]

What I want is the freedom to choose as many words as possible.

[brianok]

Is it POSSIBLE to build a steam powered rocketship?

[rahuldandekar]

Don't rockets let off steam?

[Dave Mitsky]

Rockets expel reaction mass.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Mass is not size related.

[rahuldandekar]

Related does not imply relativity.

[Dave Mitsky]

Relativity theory comes in two flavors: special and general.

[rahuldandekar]

My favourite flavour is butterscotch.

[brianok]

BUTTERSCOTCH ice cream is a very tasty dessert.

[rahuldandekar]

I want more cream in my coffee.

[Dave Mitsky]

Coffee is one of the most popular beverages in the world.

[Eric Vaxxine]

One size fits all.

[rahuldandekar]

One must say that this size will not make your belly fit and fine.

[brianok]

MUST we always have hotcakes for breakfast.

[Dave Mitsky]

There are many foods that are associated with breakfast.

[foreignkid]

Many foods make my mouth water.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Your mouth, is your religion. (A Zappa lyric).