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Today Mars is in 2.3 recession of an earwig therefor anyone who is a Canserian will have trouble moving an armchair.

[rahuldandekar]

Today Jupiter has a conjunction with something else and therefore every Capriconian will have to hop to their job, unless they want to die.

[94z07]

Leo: After a brain enema, an aura cleansing will still be needed to remove the toxins of your past aggressions. A waning Moon is a good time to take chances though it will be more risky than staying the tried and true course