The insaannee forum rule game thread

[Frog march]

Suggest a forum rule for the BAUT board.

[Dragon Star]

Are they suposed to be crazy rules?

If so...

Posting on this forum is prohibited unless under the influence of Drugs and/or alcohol.

[antoniseb]

All sentences written by Conspiracy Promoters must be palindromes.

[mickal555]

If you use a vowl in a post you will be BANNED for 3days for each vowl, this rule will not be writen down or acknolaged in any way.

[Titana]

Politeness will not be tolerated, if this rule is not followed the administrator/moderators will take swift and appropiate action, so please be agressive.......:shifty:

[Dragon Star]

The banning action goes as fallows:

First Step: You will be permanently banned
Second Step: Moderator that did the banning gets a cookie.

[Gruesome]

All typing must be done with the pinky toe.

Those making typos will be severely reprimanded with endless llama references.

[Swift]

Absolutely no games, particularly games about forum rules. Anyone who participates in such a game will banned from all forms of electronic communication forever.
:think:


Ok, never mind. ;)

[Frog march]

all dyslexic llamas to be given a trombone

[Dragon Star]

Bumping threads results in answering to Chuck Norris.:D

[Swift]

Rule 6: There is NO rule 6.

[Roy Batty]

ALL Mornington Crescent rules apply :D

[Arneb]

Talking about astronomy is strongly discouraged on this board. Repeat offenders will be banned swiftly and permanently.

[rahuldandekar]

Nothing you know should be learned by googling.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Every member must type at least one post a day without looking at the keyboard.

[Cookie]

The banning action goes as fallows:

First Step: You will be permanently banned
Second Step: Moderator that did the banning gets a cookie.
O_o

How about....
Usage of emotion icons, ascii art, or smileys will result in a http://www.jtdsoftware.com/Smiley_I_Dont_Think_So.gif

[Eric Vaxxine]

If anyone is caught not breaking the rules they are not allowed to play any fun-n-stuff that have the letter T in the title.

[pghnative]

All posts must contain words from at least seven languages. No consecutive words can be from the same language. Pig Latin ("igPay atinLay") is not allowed.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Arm Wrestling is encouraged, especially between competing Llama threads.

[ToSeek]

Every post must begin with "All hail ToSeek, the great and glorious!"

[Eric Vaxxine]

..and refer to us all as... Vaxxine Nation

[Swift]

Talking about astronomy is strongly discouraged on this board. Repeat offenders will be banned swiftly and permanently.
You'll have to make me a moderator if you want me to ban anyone. Who is Permanent and are they a moderator? :think:




:doh:

[snarkophilus]

Conan rule 1: All men must type posts by stabbing their keyboards with a big sword.
Conan rule 2: All women must wear chain-mail bikinis while posting.

[Pleiades]

"All hail ToSeek, the great and glorious!"

Forum rule: Self banning is strongly encouraged.

[pghnative]

"All hail ToSeek, the great and glorious!"

Rule: The letters E, J, P and F, shall not be typed. Words beginning in vowels shall be typed in ALL CAPS. Words beginning with B shall be in italics. Numbers shall not be thought (let alone typed) by posters.

[Tensor]

Awwwww, hell, ToSeek, the grape and goriest.

Making fun of the moderators and administrators is strongly encouraged.

[Eric Vaxxine]

"All fail ToSeek, the great and glorious!"

At least one made up word should be included in every gretting post.

[ToSeek]

Every tenth post must include some item of gossip about another board member. Whether it's true or not is irrelevant.

[Arneb]

Reaching 17071 posts results in an automatic banning.

[Dragon Star]

O_o

Oops, sorry cookie.:D

But I said A cookie, not THE cookie.:whistle:

RULE 94D: If you mention Black Holes in any-part of the forum, we will through you in one, no kidding.

[ToSeek]

:( Every :surprised post :sick: must :confused: use :shifty: at :sad: least :liar: nine :whistle: emoticons.

[Dragon Star]

Tinfoil must be worn at all times while viewing the forum, failure to properly wear your tinfoil may result in abduction.

[antoniseb]

No ideas, old or new, may be expressed in any post.

[Swift]

Every post must use at least nine emoticons.
Do the ones in the quote count, or does it have to be nine new ones?
Did you know there was a real rule limiting it to 9, just waiting for me to quote you and add more?
Do they have to between the words or can they be in a bunch?
Can they be the same smiley nine times?
How about one big or complicated smiley, instead of nine small ones?
http://www.umop.net/smileys/the_wave.gif

[Dragon Star]

No Fun or Games is to be posted in the Fun-N-Games section of the forum.

[Swift]

The rule that I am about to give, that is mine, that I thought of, that belongs to me, that is the following is this....
<lots of throat clearing noises>
The rule that is mine is this:
<lots more throat clearing noises>
Posts are small at one end, big in the middle, and small at the other end.

[Dragon Star]

For every post in this forum, you must sacrifice a small animal.

[peter eldergill]

"All snail ToSeek, who likes to sail in a big pail"

Only those with split personalities are allowed to have two accounts

Pete

[korjik]

All hail ToSeek, the great and glorious!

Oh Heck, I forgot my tinfoil ha

[ToSeek]

I don't want to catch anyone not drinking.

[Swift]

(e) Rules applicable in part.

In the following proceedings these rules apply to the extent that matters of evidence are not provided for in the statutes which govern procedure therein or in other rules prescribed by the Supreme Court pursuant to statutory authority: the trial of misdemeanors and other petty offenses before United States magistrate judge; review of agency actions when the facts are subject to trail de novo under section 706(2)(F) of title 5, United States Code; review of orders of the Secretary of Agriculture under section 2 of the Act entitled "An Act to authorize association of producers of agricultural products" approved February 18, 1922 (7 U.S.C. 292), and under section 6 and 7(c) of the Perishable Agricultural Commodities Act, 1930 (7 U.S.C. 499f, 499g(c)); naturalization and revocation of naturalization under sections 310 - 318 of the Immigration and Nationality Act (8 U.S.C. 1421 - 1429); prize proceedings in admiralty under sections 7651 - 7681 of title 10, United States Code; review of orders of the Secretary of the Interior under section 2 of the Act entitled "An Act authorizing associations of producers of aquatic products" approved June 25, 1934 (15 U.S.C. 522); review of orders of petroleum control boards under section 5 of the Act entitled "An act to regulate interstate and foreign commerce in petroleum and its products by prohibiting the shipment in such commerce of petroleum and its products produced in violation of State law, and for other purposes", approved February 22, 1935 (15 U.S.C. 715d); actions for fines, penalties, or forfeitures under part V of title IV of the Tariff Act of 1930 (19 U.S.C. 1581 - 1624), or under the Anti-Smuggling Act (19 U.S.C. 1701 - 1711); criminal libel for condemnation, exclusion of imports, or other proceedings under the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act (21 U.S.C. 301 - 392); disputes between seamen under sections 4079, 4080, and 4081 of the Revised Statutes (22 U.S.C. 256 - 258); habeas corpus under sections 2241 - 2254 of title 28, United States Code; motions to vacate, set aside or correct sentence under section 2255 of title 28, United States Code; actions for penalties for refusal to transport destitute seamen under section 4578 of the Revised Statutes (46 U.S.C. 679); actions against the United States under the Act entitled "An Act authorizing suits against the United States in admiralty for damage caused by and salvage service rendered to public vessels belonging to the United States, and for other purposes", approved March 3, 1925 (46 U.S.C. 781 - 790), as implemented by section 7730 of title 10, United States Code.

Oh, my mistake, that is rule 1101 (e) (http://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/fre/rules.htm#Rule1101) of the US Government Federal Rules of Evidence. Nevermind. :o

[Eric Vaxxine]

All sail ToSheek, he eat and hilarious!

Protective headgear must be worn at all times....darn.....I forgot the tinfoil like Korjik did............duh

[Eric Vaxxine]

All mail ToSpeek, the fat and gregarious!

Flyposters will be persecuted religiously

[Frog march]

Any two ATM opponents who choose a pistol duel to resolve the argument; must wear lederhosen.

[antoniseb]

ASCII and Unicode are hereby expunged all future posts will be in EBCDIC.

[Titana]

If you post short one word, two word, or three word posts or some other single-word reply in a thread like "what?" "hi" "whats up" or smileys :) :-) ;) etc. you will be banned. These posts are an obnoxious waste of server space, essentially announcing that the poster has nothing worthwhile to contribute. Poor posts are annoying and they add nothing to the thread whatsoever............:shifty:


Try to refrain from participating in flame wars. Publicly putting down other members has been done 1000 times before and it is old news. It is a real turn off to everyone else in the forum. We know how tempting it may be to publicly humiliate someone on here but we ask that you keep it private. (IM, Email, or PM)..........:think:


Titana

[Frog march]

anyone demanding proof or evidence shall be given a link to GLP. And may God help them :)

[Dragon Star]

anyone demanding proof or evidence shall be given a link to GLP. And may God help them :)

http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/images/smiles/glp-1rof1.gif

No smilies may be used from this forum.

[Swift]

If you post short one word, two word, or three word posts or some other single-word reply in a thread like "what?" "hi" "whats up" or smileys :) :-) ;) etc. you will be banned. These posts are an obnoxious waste of server space, essentially announcing that the poster has nothing worthwhile to contribute. Poor posts are annoying and they add nothing to the thread whatsoever............:shifty:
Titana
No

[Swift]

Awl freezing-rain ToSeek, the grate and glory us!"

[Eric Vaxxine]

If you post short one word, two word, or three word posts or some other single-word reply in a thread like "what?" "hi" "whats up" or smileys :) :-) ;) etc. you will be banned. These posts are an obnoxious waste of server space, essentially announcing that the poster has nothing worthwhile to contribute. (IM, Email, or PM)..........:think:


Titana

What?

[Arneb]

That for real? :eek:

[mickal555]

:D:exclaim:

[ToSeek]

If you post short one word, two word, or three word posts or some other single-word reply in a thread like "what?" "hi" "whats up" or smileys :) :-) ;) etc. you will be banned. These posts are an obnoxious waste of server space, essentially announcing that the poster has nothing worthwhile to contribute. Poor posts are annoying and they add nothing to the thread whatsoever............:shifty:

I agree.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Tinfoil must be worn at all times while viewing the forum, failure to properly wear your tinfoil may result in abduction.

BAUTers are not permitted to borrow tinfoil from other BAUTers.
Moderators will monitor posters every 15 minutes and may confiscate any tinfoil inappropriatly acquired. Moderators will be liable for any resulting abductions and agree to retrieve any 'lost' forum members.

[banquo's_bumble_puppy]

all posts must begin with "yar matey"....

[ToSeek]

BAUTers are not permitted to borrow tinfoil from other BAUTers.
Moderators will monitor posters every 15 minutes and may confiscate any tinfoil inappropriatly acquired. Moderators will be liable for any resulting abductions and agree to retrieve any 'lost' forum members.

But only if a poster is wearing one of these. (http://www.earthbounddog.com/)

[korjik]

BAUTers are not permitted to borrow tinfoil from other BAUTers.
Moderators will monitor posters every 15 minutes and may confiscate any tinfoil inappropriatly acquired. Moderators will be liable for any resulting abductions and agree to retrieve any 'lost' forum members.

Arrr matey, all hail To Seek the great and glorious

I've only got a second. they got me after my last post. I barelly escaped and found a computer. strange that it turns out that aliens use windows. I think we are in orbit around saturn now. Someone please come rescue me.

my rule: all tinfoil hats must meet osha regulations for protective headgear

ack, they found me, got to run

[Dragon Star]

All posts must be written in pen, and posted as a low resolution picture.

[korjik]

All posts must be written in pen, and posted as a low resolution picture.

in pen and left handed

[Swift]

All posts must be written in pen, and posted as a low resolution picture.
Does that mean I have to stop using cuneiform on stone tablets? :(
http://www.historyguide.org/images/cuneiform.jpg

[Dragon Star]

Swift is the only member who may use cuneiform on stone tablets.

[ToSeek]

All posts must conclude with "Eb-dee eb-dee eb-dee ebdee- That's ALL FOLKS!"

[Dragon Star]

All posts must conclude with "Eb-dee eb-dee eb-dee ebdee- That's ALL FOLKS!"

ROFL!:clap:

[Swift]

Originally Posted by Titana
If you post short one word, two word, or three word posts or some other single-word reply in a thread like "what?" "hi" "whats up" or smileys :-) etc. you will be banned. These posts are an obnoxious waste of server space, essentially announcing that the poster has nothing worthwhile to contribute. Poor posts are annoying and they add nothing to the thread whatsoever............ I agree.
me too

[Swift]

All posts must conclude with "Eb-dee eb-dee eb-dee ebdee- That's ALL FOLKS!"
http://www.msu.edu/~daggy/cop/images/00000115.gif

[mickal555]

No mention of llama's is allowed.

[Dragon Star]

No mention of llama's is allowed.

Ban me now.

[pghnative]

Malfeasance, ToSeek, the grated and goriest!

All banned posters will be temporarily unbanned for the first pi hours of:
1) all Friday the 13th's
2) odd-numbered days in December on which it also rains in Southern California
3) The prime aniversaries (37th, 41st, 43rd, etc...) of the hoaxed moon landing.

[mugaliens]

Given the above rules, in toto:

klJjkljlLiDUoiO Dkhdy kJDHidoeyeh di hdhy

[mickal555]

Any one who posts is BANNED no argument.

[Pleiades]

All hail ToSeek, the great and glorious!


All members must read the BAUT BANNED posters log (at least weekly) to see who's been a naughty monkey. :naughty:

[pghnative]

All flail ToSeek, the meek and orneriest.

I must always come after E, except after the word "sea", or when trying to weigh one's neighbor...

[Dragon Star]

If you don't know what Astronomy is and don't plan on learning, don't join the forum.

(I actually think that should be a rule)

[Swift]

Anyone who posts the same thing two posts in a row will be banned.

[Swift]

Anyone who posts the same thing 2 posts in a row will be banned.

[ToSeek]

One post every 24-hour period must go for one hundred letters or more while not using one or more vowels.

[Swift]

All alternative theories must be physically demonstrated using full scale reproductions. For example, for a theory that the World Trade Center was destroyed by Ninja Monkeys, a full scale reproduction of at least one of the towers must be constructed, using the original blueprints and materials of construction. The alternative theory must then be tested on the reproduction. The person proposing the alternative theory is responsible for all costs, including (but not limited to) materials, labor, purchases of land, and the training of the monkeys. Additionally, this person shall conduct their demonstration in front of a panel of neutral witness, to include the BA, Fraser, JayUtah, and select BAUT moderators (or their designees), and a full video crew. A time and location shall be selected as to be convenient to the witnesses and all of their expenses shall be covered by the person proposing the alternative theory.

Similarly, alternative theories about faster-than-light travel, the evolution of life, or the creation of the universe, will be demonstrated by actually travelling faster than light, evolving life forms, or creating a universe.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Call snails TheMeek, gait and Walrus's!

Any personal things... like 'I believe' should be removed by moderators and if the BAUTer weighs the same as a duck, they should burned at the stake.

[ToSeek]

If you're suspended, you can be paroled if you send chocolate to a moderator.

[Eric Vaxxine]

All hail ToTheek, the great and gloriouth!

Individuals caught bribing Moderators with chocolate will be immediatly suspended.

[ToSeek]

Until they provide even more chocolate.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Upon which they will then be re-suspended...

[pghnative]

All suspended posters must wear suspenders.

[ToSeek]

One set for each time they've been suspended.

[turbo-1]

All suspendered posters will be belted.

[korjik]

sdrawkcab nettirw eb tsum tsop ht78 yrevE

[korjik]

Anyone Toseeked will be banned until they comply with all of Toseek's rules on the thread

[ToSeek]

Bonus points are awarded for posting while wearing a straitjacket.

[Eric Vaxxine]

sdrawkcab nettirw eb tsum tsop ht78 yrevE

...and this too...also...as well

[Arneb]

Oh stale ToSeek, oh meek, opprobrious!

On occasion of encountering this on another thread:

Whoever uses the phrase "just a theory" will be immediately banned forever.

[darkhunter]

I fail to seek the great and the glorious....

All moderators shall use "So it is written, so it shall be." as their signatures.


da-da-da-da-da-thats fall yolks

[cjl]

Bonus points are awarded for posting while wearing a straitjacket.

Or posting with one's toes while standing on their head

[Eric Vaxxine]

All Gale TwoSheik the fate and ornithologist

Because most BAUTers have a secretary, dictating threads via their secretary for posting shall henceforth be frowned upon.

[Swift]

Orb Grail tutu sneak, da crate and Gloria.

Everyone has been banned will be unbanned and anyone has not been banned is now banned.

[ToSeek]

Orb Grail tutu sneak, da crate and Gloria.

Everyone has been banned will be unbanned and anyone has not been banned is now banned.

This will be done on a weekly basis.

[Frog march]

that'll come as a shock to the BA.

[mickal555]

Pudding is essensial

[Eric Vaxxine]

Small Snail ToSeak The gait and oderous

I herby ban myself for posting a mirthless post yesterday. I will delete it and unban myself.

[ToSeek]

All users will be given administrator privileges and will be required to ban at least one person every day.

[Eric Vaxxine]

FinAlly Fail ToSleek, The Great White Shark and Snorkelist

Bad Astronomy will pay 50c to every member for every post they post

[Swift]

FinAlly Fail ToSleek, The Great White Shark and Snorkelist

Bad Astronomy will pay 50c to every member for every post they post
Here is your first payment:

cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

[Eric Vaxxine]

I think you've only given me 49 !!

[rahuldandekar]

Holy Grail ToSeek, a gate and vampires.

Onee Typoe and yu shalb e baned.


I think you've only given me 49 !!

Did I actually count?? NO!!! :whistle: :shifty: :shhh:

[pghnative]

I think you've only given me 49 !!
2% of all c's generated by posts will be taxed and cent(:p ) to the federal treasury.

The federal treasury shall be prohibited from claiming this as a credit for carbon sequestration

[Swift]

2% of all c's generated by posts will be taxed and cent(:p ) to the federal treasury.

The federal treasury shall be prohibited from claiming this as a credit for carbon sequestration
And here I thought it was just c-sonal variations. :doh:

[rahuldandekar]

I am c-ing puns everywhere!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Holy Grail ToSeek, a gate and vampires.

Onee Typoe and yu shalb e baned.



Did I actually count?? NO!!! :whistle: :shifty: :shhh:

Neither did I ...:lol:

[rahuldandekar]

Hahahahhahaha!!!

OK, guess how many llamas are this: (without counting ;) )

LlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlama LlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlama LlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlama LlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlama LlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlama

LOL

[Swift]

Too many

[Frog march]

25?

[Frog march]

no i mean 45.

[antoniseb]

OK, guess how many llamas are this: (without counting ;) )

Let's try to stay on topic here. Your post has nothing to do with forum rules.
In fact I think the punishment for this sort of thing is that you must go to the center of government and write "Llamas go home" 1000 times using tar and a wide brush.

[rahuldandekar]

Darn, I have a tendency to get distracted, don't I?

(I cannot come up with the "All hail ToSeek" thing... ;) )

Anyone who tries to stay on topic shall be made to start a new thread on llamas and their chickens.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Any member who fails to post on one day will not be allowed to post on the following day. ie if you didn't post yesterday you can't post today ... and so on. I think that's fair?

[ToSeek]

I don't want to catch any member not posting.

[Eric Vaxxine]

All mail ToSeek, migrate and goriest

Nobody is to be caught Not posting (apologies to M. Python)

Great mounds think a light (or ... tools never dither)!

[ToSeek]

(Should have figured that someone would have come up with that already.)

Being ToSeeked is a banning offense.

(Probably not original, either.)

[Swift]

Al3 ha3l To3eek


Th3 th3rd le3ter of ev3ry wo3d in a po3t mu3t be su3stituted wi3h th3 nu3ber th3ee.

[ToSeek]

We'll come up with our own version of 133t-speak, except all the code words will be significant to astronomy or space exploration.

[Frog march]

every post will be in the code based on pi such that there are three gobbledygook words then the one you mean then there is one gobbledygook word then the word you mean then there are four gobbledygook words etc....

horse camp tulip just llama like farm earring Wednesday verb this!!


3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79
82148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128 48111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
44288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091 45648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273
72458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436 7892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609. ..

[ToSeek]

burger that's frog tree building hatrack ratcatcher a this is the real message right here honest truly pain!

[Swift]

S;; ,rddshrd eo;; nr yu[rf nu fod[;svomh yjr gomhrtd pmr yp yjr tohjy gtp, yjr jp,r lrud

(translation; All messages will be typed by displacing the fingers one to the right from the home keys)

[Dragon Star]

A $100 fee must be paid to all senior members before becoming a member or viewing the forum, effective as of now.

[ToSeek]

Nah, just one cent for each time the senior member has posted. ;)

[Frog march]

burger that's frog tree building hatrack ratcatcher a this is the real message right here honest truly pain!

tree hatrack the message?

[ToSeek]

tree hatrack the message?

I continued from where you left off.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Any post with scientific facts in them will be deleted by Mods.

[Frog march]

and any posts with scientific myths will be deleted by Rockers.

[Eric Vaxxine]

All rockers are to be accompanied by an parent.

[antoniseb]

That's not very realistic, since the Mods on their little scooters have to annihilate all the rockers.

[rahuldandekar]

All mail ToSeek, the vile but virtuous

Use of SI, CGS, British, and all earthly units is banned. All distances shall be in light-years or parsecs, and time in "gsbaut" units, defined as "the time google takes to search for "Llama BAUT".

[ToSeek]

All units have to be based on llamas: the unit of length is based on the average height of a llama, the unit of mass is based on how much a llamas can eat at one sitting, etc.

[antoniseb]

And yet use of the actual word llama, or an sentence continaing the consecutive letters l,l,a,m,a will be grounds for an immediate seven minute suspension.

[ToSeek]

Every post must include an advertisement for cheap prescription drugs, lonely Russian women, or an offer to share millions of dollars from a Nigerian bank account.

[Dragon Star]

or an offer to share millions of dollars from a Nigerian bank account.

ROFL! I can't count how many of those I have in my spam box...

[Eric Vaxxine]

Anyone born before 3 April 1972 gets free milk with every post.

[ToSeek]

ROFL! I can't count how many of those I have in my spam box...

I can't believe anyone's still offering them - you'd think everyone would have caught on by now.

[Dragon Star]

You ever have one of those friends that you can tell anything and they will believe it? Because thats who they hunt for...

Rule 3945A9:

Smilies are prohibited from use unless used correctly, failure to use smilies correctly results in immediate banning. Correct use of smilies are only the opinions of Admin and Mods, and are subject to change at any time.

Translation- If you use smilies and the Admin or Mod doesn't like you, your going to be banned.:D

[Eric Vaxxine]

Applications for permission to write posts must be in triplicate and you should allow 3 weeks for confirmation. A permit will be granted but can be revoked at anytime the BAUTer fails to wear tinfoil, uses smileys incorrectly etc etc.

[ToSeek]

Applications for permission to write posts must be in triplicate and you should allow 3 weeks for confirmation. A permit will be granted but can be revoked at anytime the BAUTer fails to wear tinfoil, uses smileys incorrectly etc etc.

A separate application must be submitted for each proposed post. Only one application per envelope, please.

[turbo-1]

"All flail ZooFreak, prostrate and boring us!"

No application for permission to post shall be admitted unless it is submitted in a language other than the poster's primary language and is gramatically correct and free of errors.

[antoniseb]

Applications to post on BAUT must be made and approved on GLP.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Smart dress, over 18 stone only. The Managment reseve the right to refuse admission of guilt. The editors decision in finite.

[snarkophilus]

Awl hale twos eke, thee grate ant goo lorry us.

Each post not written by a Hawaiian must include at least one word containing four consecutive vowels.

[ToSeek]

Any post more than two sentences long must be accompanied by a musical score to which the post is expected to be sung.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Tall frail TwoSeek you're late and chorus...

Every post that appears here
has to be a rhyming couplet, dear

[rahuldandekar]

Every post must make Roger Federer lose and make no sense.

[Swift]

All hail ToSeek, blah blah blah blah blah

You must absolutely not use the word _____ in any post.

[Swift]

All hail ToSeek, blah blah blah blah blah

You must absolutely not use the word _____ in any post.

[rahuldandekar]

Everyone will double post.

[rahuldandekar]

Everyone should double post.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Ha haaaaaa...thats a good one

[Eric Vaxxine]

Ha haaaaaa that's a good one

[ToSeek]

Those posts are not identical.

[ToSeek]

Those posts aren't identical.

[Eric Vaxxine]

All braille ToSeek And make Him Workforrit


Double posts don't need to be identical do they?

[Eric Vaxxine]

All braille ToSeek And make Him Workforrit


Double posts don't have to be identical do they?

(PS ToSeek ... your Marseyeball url in Conspiracies was good!)

[ToSeek]

(PS ToSeek ... your Marseyeball url in Conspiracies was good!)

That's a blast from the past! (But fun!)

[Eric Vaxxine]

The cost for starting new threads will be $60.00

If you are a first time threadstarter, a non-refundable deposit of $30 will be required 3 weeks prior.

[antoniseb]

That might help with the spamming.

[rahuldandekar]

And also help the costs... good suggestion Eric ;).

I propose an amendment to the law... the non-refundable deposit be reaised to $100 plus one llama.

All those in favour say "Yes"...

[Roy Batty]

Those darned Llamas creep into every thread :)

[Eric Vaxxine]

Even a new currency.

DoLlamas the symbol could be L$

[antoniseb]

I'd rather collect it in US$, Euros, or Canadian dollars.

[ToSeek]

When the revolution comes, everyone will have a llama.

[antoniseb]

When the revolution comes the llama-alien-uberlords will be the second against the wall (after the family-practice lawyers).

[Eric Vaxxine]

Revolutions come round time and time again. We have a beerfest, foodfest, what about a Llamafest?

[antoniseb]

Can you state that as a forum rule?

[Eric Vaxxine]

er....no ...but.....

Any stray Llamas found posting must report to Lance for vetting.

[rahuldandekar]

Call hell, ToSeek, And step on it!

All posters must first snail mail their posts to the Baut Posting and Moderation Committee, South Pole, after which the posts which be put under intense scrutiny for 6 months, and will be posted on the board only if deemed right for publication in a peer-reviewed journal. If not, the poster will be attacked by llamas the morning after the rejction.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Call hell, ToSeek, And step on it!

All posters must first snail mail their posts to the Baut Posting and Moderation Committee, South Pole, after which the posts which be put under intense scrutiny for 6 months, and will be posted on the board only if deemed right for publication in a peer-reviewed journal. If not, the poster will be attacked by llamas the morning after the rejction.


AllbrailleToShrek MeatandTwoVeg

Not forgetting that all posts must be up to date and current! And he's not joking about the llamas !

[antoniseb]

Please note that we have streamlined the process considerably. The MC meets at McMurdo Sound, not the South Pole, and we can complete the scrutiny in just six weeks during the summer months, when we are fully staffed.

[Eric Vaxxine]

But there is a mandatory wait of 2 weeks for security checks.

[Stealth Poster]

Only posts that do not reference themselves are permited.

[ToSeek]

Call hell, ToSeek, And step on it!

All posters must first snail mail their posts to the Baut Posting and Moderation Committee, South Pole, after which the posts which be put under intense scrutiny for 6 months, and will be posted on the board only if deemed right for publication in a peer-reviewed journal. If not, the poster will be attacked by llamas the morning after the rejction.

Intense scrutiny means that it's used as llama bedding. If the llamas don't poop on it for six months, then it's accepted.

[antoniseb]

Which of course means you want to submit to the part of the team with no llamas.

[Frog march]

or on washable sheets of laminated paper.

[Swift]

When the revolution comes the llama-alien-uberlords will be the second against the wall (after the family-practice lawyers).
Paul hail ToSeek, the ming vase.

I bow to our llama-alien-uberlords.

[rahuldandekar]

The llama uberlords say Hi to the inhabitants of the BAUT forum. Yo, Bauters!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Tall Snail WhoHee Wait and Serious

Electronic applications will be ignored.

[ToSeek]

Every post discussing an astronomical discovery must explain how it affects llamas.

[Swift]

Every post discussing llamas must explain how it will affect astronomical discovery.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Every Astronomical Llama must post the discoverer who it affects.

[ToSeek]

Every discoverer of llamas must report its astronomical effects.

[turbo-1]

All members wishing to post llama-oriented material must first change their user name to Fernando. To prevent confusion and keep the user names unique, a suffix consisting of a prime number of at least 7 digits shall be appended to each.

[antoniseb]

The actual prime will not be used, but rather a pointer to the first occurance of those seven consecutive digits in the decimal form of pi will be used (which must be supplied by the member).

[Eric Vaxxine]

No humans are allowed to post messages.

[rahuldandekar]

No llamas are allowed to post messages.

[Eric Vaxxine]

NO messages are allowed.

[Ozzy]

All posters must be wearing appropriate underwear while posting. Posters must be prepared to produce photographic evidence if questioned by adudicators.

[ToSeek]

Any poster whose photographic evidence causes an adjudicator to gag will be immediately and permanently banned.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Any posters caught in the act of submitting pictures of their friends and not themselves, will be asked to eat their own hands.

[antoniseb]

Concerning post 192, any member who should not be seen wearing only underwear is excused from this rule, as per moderator request.

[rahuldandekar]

ROFL!!!!

As per senior member request, those wearing nothing shall be exempt from the rule too.

[Swift]

As we approach Post # 200, the challenge would be to come up with a post that actually follows all of the rules listed here, including the contradictory ones. :doh:

[Dragon Star]

We all volunteer you for that one Swift.

All posters are to be in an altered state of mind at all times.

[antoniseb]

The first person violating the rule in post #200 owes all previous posters in this thread a nice dinner.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Hmmm ...interesting idea to incorporate ALL rules...

[rahuldandekar]

The person violating rule in post 200 does NOT owe the previous posters a nice dinner.

[antoniseb]

Interesting way out of it.

[rahuldandekar]

;)

[The_Radiation_Specialist]

for every word you right you should eat a banana.

[antoniseb]

no posts shall be less than nine words long.

[antoniseb]

No posting while you have bananas on your breath.

[rahuldandekar]

Every post must have pi llama references.
The post in which the number of llama references differs from pi by atleast 10^-99 shall be deleted immediately, and the user shall conficate his PC to BAUT.

Note: No post by Rahuldandekar is not subject to the rule. lol

[Swift]

for every word you right you should eat a banana.
What about the words you wrong?

[Swift]

Every post shall be self-referring (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self_reference) and must some how refer to itself, such as this one does (http://www.bautforum.com/showpost.php?p=782799&postcount=208).

[ToSeek]

Every (http://www.everyrule.com/) word (http://office.microsoft.com/) must (http://www.must.edu.my/) be (http://www.google.com/finance?q=BE) appropriately (http://www.wordreference.com/definition/appropriately) linked (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linked_list). (http://www.periodcorsets.com/)

[antoniseb]

To assure that everything written here (http://www.bautforum.com/showpost.php?p=782799&postcount=209) is true, all posts must be tautological.

[ToSeek]

This post violates all the rules so far.

[Frog march]

when loosing an argument you should use more and more extreme and bizzar stawman arguments to back up your position-but this is more of a guide line than a rule.

[antoniseb]

Proposing guidelines is grounds for getting your posts edited.

[turbo-1]

People posting from states having more than one syllable in their names must mail me 10$ in cash for each extra syllable. This rule is retroactive to cover all posts made today. Sorry about the lack of advance notice, but I've been in the future all day and just got back.

[Roy Batty]

Please ignore Turbo-1's previous request, he's already got our money from the future and is now just being greedy!

[The_Radiation_Specialist]

References to llamas is prohibited.

[antoniseb]

Confusing singular and plural are mandatory.

[rahuldandekar]

Men and woman are not allowed to be posted with correct grammer (or logic).

[Frog march]

guidelines are to be posted on the guideline thread(yet to be started), apparantly.:neutral:

[Eric Vaxxine]

No direct references to persons living or dead or their theories.

[Swift]

No direct references to persons living or dead or their theories.
Thank you Eric Vaxxine for that wonderful rule. I will make sure I follow Eric's rule for the rest of his life and long after he is gone.

[antoniseb]

...unless you have written permission from their mothers or legal guardians.

[rahuldandekar]

... but amendments beginning with ellipsis are not amendments.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Thank you Eric Vaxxine for that wonderful rule. I will make sure I follow Eric's rule for the rest of his life and long after he is gone.

I seemed fair to me at the time. Thank you Swift, enjoy !

[ToSeek]

1. Participants in this forum must follow all rules listed in the rules thread.

2. There shall be no rules thread.

[Swift]

1. Participants in this forum must follow all rules listed in the rules thread.

2. There shall be no rules thread.
My number pendant is starting to blink! Help!
http://www.sixtiescity.com/startrek/41.jpg

[turbo-1]

ToSeek must immediately change his name to Harcourt Fenton Mudd. Posters who are "Mudded" by the Moderator Formerly Known as ToSeek shall shower immediately - photographic proof required.

[korjik]

Holographic proof required. It we are going to trek, we need to go all the way

[ToSeek]

ToSeek must immediately change his name to Harcourt Fenton Mudd.

If the name change gets me those twin robots, I'm all for it!

[Nereid]

References to llamas is prohibited.Every post must be written in a language which llamas can understand.

[turbo-1]

If the name change gets me those twin robots, I'm all for it!OK, but you get the missus, too, and she remains activated 24/7. :shifty:

[Swift]

Every post must be written in a language which llamas can understand.
fj9%D adfDAj kdf))* ADod2;fi
(phonetic llama for "Here you go Nereid")

[ToSeek]

OK, but you get the missus, too, and she remains activated 24/7. :shifty:

Forget it!

[pghnative]

All posters espousing the Moon Hoax must prove that travelling to the moon is impossible.

The Proof must include travelling to the moon to demonstrate that the Apollo landers aren't there.

[turbo-1]

No fair! That's a GOOD rule!

[korjik]

Anyone posting in the wrong section will be shot!

See:

http://www.bautforum.com/showthread.php?t=44218

[Moose]

Posters posting circular references between their own posts in two or more threads must immediately touch the tips of their noses with their own tongues. No exceptions.

[turbo-1]

Please ignore Turbo-1's previous request, he's already got our money from the future and is now just being greedy!I have hesitated to reveal the system, but I feel that it is imperative for everyone's good that I do so. Just submit the money. I go to the future to find "sure things" then I back up to invest in them before they happen. My intention is to convert the earnings to commodities and pay all of you back with at least 1000% interest in a matter of days. The energies required to bounce back and forth for years or even decades are prohibitively expensive, so I shall be unable to give you more than 1000% interest per week until I have secured sufficient funds to purchase the energy. A week or so from now I will be self-sufficient, but I leave the door open for an investor to share in the wealth. You're not a moon-calf are you? You're not a jabbernow are you? Invest wisely and reap the dividends! Rivers of beer and a Beefsteake Mine await you.

To Roy Batty: As a resident of Eng-land, you only have to invest $10 per post. You'd better be grateful that I don't charge you for geing from Great Bri-tain, which would double your tithe. Certainly posters from Wales could (by dint of their heavy investments in their town names) become independently wealthy by the end of this month if they invest carefully!

[Eric Vaxxine]

I have heard that investment in water is a good future option? Is this true?

[antoniseb]

Introducing facts from the future to support or refute ATM theories is strictly forbidden until two-way time-travel is no longer ATM.

[Roy Batty]

To Roy Batty: As a resident of Eng-land, you only have to invest $10 per post. You'd better be grateful that I don't charge you for geing from Great Bri-tain, which would double your tithe. Certainly posters from Wales could (by dint of their heavy investments in their town names) become independently wealthy by the end of this month if they invest carefully!

You've missed a great opportunity to charge me for being in The U-ni-ted King-dom too:p:D

[turbo-1]

I have heard that invest in water is a good future option? Is this true?Yes! In the future, people will gladly shell out $1 for a small bottle of water of no better qualtity than you can get out of the average tap. No wait! That's now. When you travel back and forth to the future a lot, timelines can get jumbled in you memory.

New rule: Anybody replying to a post before it appears is guilty of misusing my time travel machine and will be shot.

[mugaliens]

Are they suposed to be crazy rules?

If so...

Posting on this forum is prohibited unless under the influence of Drugs and/or alcohol.

I'm sure, at least in my case, that's been done (the latter only, of course).

Any moderator receiving five or more "disagree with you" by non-moderator/owner forum members will have whatever punishment he/she bestowed on someone else transferred to them.

[mugaliens]

Yes! In the future, people will gladly shell out $1 for a small bottle of water of no better qualtity than you can get out of the average tap. No wait! That's now. When you travel back and forth to the future a lot, timelines can get jumbled in you memory.

New rule: Anybody replying to a post before it appears is guilty of misusing my time travel machine and will be shot.

With ever-increasing technology and nearly unlimited energy reasonably close at hand, reverse osmosing the oceans will become ever cheaper.

So, no - I wouldn't invest in water.

[rahuldandekar]

Wall, Wail, ToSeek, The Gates' gory

The BAUT shall get 200% of all profit it's members get from investing in water.

[Frog march]

have you seen 'The Producers' rahuldandekar?

[rahuldandekar]

Nope... why? It wasn't released widely in India.

[Frog march]

oh, it's just that your rule reminded me of it. but i dont want to spoil the film, you might see it one day.

[mugaliens]

All posters must register with the local FBI so as to prevent the spread of terrorism.

[ToSeek]

All posters must register with the CDC to prevent the spread of disease.