PDA

View Full Version : The never ending woowoo game



Pages : [1] 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25

Frog march
2005-Sep-22, 08:01 AM
Inspired by the "more efficient logical computers" thread and a second(at least) attempt at this game on this(BABB before the merger) board.

The rule is to post 3 words to continue the woowoo/scientific theory.


Start

More effective microchips......

Fram
2005-Sep-22, 08:05 AM
create an unlimited

azazul
2005-Sep-22, 08:20 AM
, hundred percent efficient

Obviousman
2005-Sep-22, 08:23 AM
but potentially hazardous

azazul
2005-Sep-22, 08:27 AM
perfectly balanced system.

Candy
2005-Sep-22, 08:30 AM
to off balance

Matthew
2005-Sep-22, 08:43 AM
the rise in

Van Rijn
2005-Sep-22, 08:54 AM
ultra hyperdimensional subspace

Candy
2005-Sep-22, 09:18 AM
uniformity of temperature

Frog march
2005-Sep-22, 09:26 AM
which can lead

EvilBob
2005-Sep-22, 09:33 AM
to quantum monopole

Fram
2005-Sep-22, 09:35 AM
polarization. The effect

worzel
2005-Sep-22, 09:48 AM
,nay, the metaeffect

Lianachan
2005-Sep-22, 09:48 AM
is not unlike

Van Rijn
2005-Sep-22, 09:50 AM
zero point energy

Maksutov
2005-Sep-22, 09:51 AM
the quality which

Lianachan
2005-Sep-22, 09:52 AM
, although not with

Maksutov
2005-Sep-22, 10:01 AM
dimensional transformations that

worzel
2005-Sep-22, 10:04 AM
condescend to obey

Maksutov
2005-Sep-22, 10:05 AM
intelligent designs that

mahesh
2005-Sep-22, 10:10 AM
...do mimic fractals

Frog march
2005-Sep-22, 10:12 AM
in Germany only

worzel
2005-Sep-22, 10:18 AM
where the beer

Enzp
2005-Sep-22, 10:24 AM
unbeknownst to consumers

Maksutov
2005-Sep-22, 10:30 AM
from Planet X

PhantomWolf
2005-Sep-22, 11:31 AM
faked Apollo photos

Frog march
2005-Sep-22, 11:56 AM
used as beermats

Donnie B.
2005-Sep-22, 12:32 PM
on Elvis' UFO.

Paul Mitchell
2005-Sep-22, 12:43 PM
Meanwhile,

iron4
2005-Sep-22, 12:48 PM
the Riemann-Uluru-Alaska pseudointegral

Donnie B.
2005-Sep-22, 12:57 PM
of electrical energy

Fram
2005-Sep-22, 01:00 PM
times pi squared

Donnie B.
2005-Sep-22, 02:06 PM
defines the aperture

mahesh
2005-Sep-22, 02:10 PM
and shutter speed

Frog march
2005-Sep-22, 03:10 PM
of a Romanian

peter eldergill
2005-Sep-22, 04:47 PM
telescope pointed at

(This is freakin' HILARIOUS, BTW)

Pete

Yorkshireman
2005-Sep-22, 04:51 PM
a non-einsteinian subspace

Chip
2005-Sep-22, 05:01 PM
embedded within a

antoniseb
2005-Sep-22, 05:33 PM
Primordial Magnetic Field

Donnie B.
2005-Sep-22, 05:57 PM
Generator, producing a

Gruesome
2005-Sep-22, 05:59 PM
giant, fuzzy, green

Donnie B.
2005-Sep-22, 06:03 PM
crystalline worm track

publiusr
2005-Sep-22, 06:26 PM
Shreveport High-Intake Turbo

weatherc
2005-Sep-22, 06:49 PM
pseudo-gravitational flux quotient

Chip
2005-Sep-22, 07:07 PM
or in French:

weatherc
2005-Sep-22, 07:33 PM
quotient pseudo-de la gravité de flux

tbm
2005-Sep-22, 07:37 PM
reversely retranslated as "shpadoinkle"

weatherc
2005-Sep-22, 07:39 PM
which when inverted

Chip
2005-Sep-22, 07:53 PM
miraculously transforms into

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-22, 07:54 PM
... its own inverse.

weatherc
2005-Sep-22, 08:07 PM
Einstein didn't believe

aurora
2005-Sep-22, 08:13 PM
the global conspiracy

tbm
2005-Sep-22, 09:15 PM
but then again

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-22, 09:22 PM
... it sure doesn't take an Einstein ...

Van Rijn
2005-Sep-22, 09:53 PM
to see lizardmen

weatherc
2005-Sep-22, 09:57 PM
who use contrails

Yorkshireman
2005-Sep-22, 09:57 PM
carved into Martian

worzel
2005-Sep-22, 10:55 PM
transgalactic intradimensionl water-features.

ToSeek
2005-Sep-22, 10:55 PM
These are obviously

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-22, 11:05 PM
... some disturbed freaks ...

antoniseb
2005-Sep-22, 11:41 PM
or NASA cronies.

Van Rijn
2005-Sep-23, 12:05 AM
The Iron Sun

Superluminal
2005-Sep-23, 12:06 AM
will supernova when

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-23, 12:08 AM
... the cows come home ...

Superluminal
2005-Sep-23, 12:10 AM
Or the Saints

enginelessjohn
2005-Sep-23, 12:15 AM
win the football.

genebujold
2005-Sep-23, 12:18 AM
This is cool!

Van Rijn
2005-Sep-23, 12:22 AM
Below absolute zero

GDwarf
2005-Sep-23, 12:27 AM
Is where the

George
2005-Sep-23, 12:29 AM
negative entropy produces

weatherc
2005-Sep-23, 12:44 AM
positive balanced systems

GDwarf
2005-Sep-23, 12:56 AM
On an equilateral

genebujold
2005-Sep-23, 01:01 AM
plane of dissonant

Enzp
2005-Sep-23, 01:09 AM
resonances that interact

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-23, 01:20 AM
... with the dissonant plane.

ASEI
2005-Sep-23, 01:24 AM
of inverted dohnuts

peter eldergill
2005-Sep-23, 01:25 AM
If we consider, however

Edit: Someone posted just before me, sorry for the lack on sense here

Pete

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-23, 01:45 AM
... Planet X ...

Donnie B.
2005-Sep-23, 01:46 AM
Someone posted just before me, sorry for the lack on sense hereYeah, your post made decidedly less sense than all the... oh, wait... never mind!

Donnie B.
2005-Sep-23, 01:47 AM
's inevitable pole shift

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-23, 01:50 AM
... which will come soon later never ...

peter eldergill
2005-Sep-23, 01:51 AM
to a solar system

(this is addicting)

Mars
2005-Sep-23, 01:59 AM
filled with jello

Donnie B.
2005-Sep-23, 02:17 AM
composed of hydrogen peroxide

ASEI
2005-Sep-23, 02:40 AM
and rapidly sublimating

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-23, 02:42 AM
.... Dry Ice!

peter eldergill
2005-Sep-23, 03:20 AM
If we hyperdimensionalize, however,

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-23, 03:27 AM
... we will see, that ...

ASEI
2005-Sep-23, 03:38 AM
without realistic constraints

Mars
2005-Sep-23, 03:42 AM
Time will stop

ASEI
2005-Sep-23, 03:43 AM
Reality is not

Joff
2005-Sep-23, 04:25 AM
readily accessible to

ASEI
2005-Sep-23, 04:29 AM
mystical solipsist prognosticators.

Joff
2005-Sep-23, 04:38 AM
Schnitzel-field rhombic hydrogenators

HenrikOlsen
2005-Sep-23, 05:29 AM
account for 60%

Enzp
2005-Sep-23, 06:15 AM
less milkfat than

Frog march
2005-Sep-23, 06:20 AM
people first thought

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-23, 06:51 AM
... in The Middle Ages.

Fram
2005-Sep-23, 07:01 AM
But in 2012

Nicolas
2005-Sep-23, 07:07 AM
-another space odyssey-

HenrikOlsen
2005-Sep-23, 07:11 AM
will set out

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-23, 07:37 AM
.... as The Mayans predicted,

Frog march
2005-Sep-23, 07:46 AM
to prove that

Van Rijn
2005-Sep-23, 08:05 AM
Nibaru will be

Nicolas
2005-Sep-23, 08:20 AM
. :D But until

Fram
2005-Sep-23, 08:46 AM
the evidense applies

Yorkshireman
2005-Sep-23, 08:50 AM
we must stockpile

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-23, 08:51 AM
... Monkey [Bad Word Deleted]!!!!

Nicolas
2005-Sep-23, 08:54 AM
However, it seems


(since when is "business"a bad word??? :D)

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-23, 09:03 AM
... the Monkeys, are unwilling to produce ...

(Um ... The Monkey Product, I was Thinking Of, Can ONLY Be Harvested, From an Excited Monkey!)

Frog march
2005-Sep-23, 09:04 AM
theorys that might

Nicolas
2005-Sep-23, 09:07 AM
or might not

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-23, 09:16 AM
.... prove conclusively that ...

Fram
2005-Sep-23, 10:11 AM
under certain circumstances

Nicolas
2005-Sep-23, 10:16 AM
a certain uncertainty

mahesh
2005-Sep-23, 10:30 AM
from heisenberg's backyard.....

Frog march
2005-Sep-23, 11:45 AM
should do his

Nicolas
2005-Sep-23, 12:56 PM
job. In reality,

Fram
2005-Sep-23, 01:09 PM
according to Nostradamus,

Nicolas
2005-Sep-23, 01:24 PM
,and other alternatives

Argos
2005-Sep-23, 01:25 PM
the end of

Nicolas
2005-Sep-23, 01:34 PM
one thing is

Frog march
2005-Sep-23, 01:48 PM
in the beginning

ToSeek
2005-Sep-23, 01:49 PM
there were many

Donnie B.
2005-Sep-23, 02:11 PM
of another. But

Argos
2005-Sep-23, 02:12 PM
In the meantime

Fram
2005-Sep-23, 02:12 PM
photographic evidence reveals

Donnie B.
2005-Sep-23, 02:13 PM
(upon high magnification)

Argos
2005-Sep-23, 02:14 PM
that the micro

ToSeek
2005-Sep-23, 02:45 PM
cephalization of debunkers

Frog march
2005-Sep-23, 02:56 PM
in transactional therapy

Joff
2005-Sep-23, 04:44 PM
shows signs of

Donnie B.
2005-Sep-23, 05:23 PM
JPEG compression artifacts.

ToSeek
2005-Sep-23, 06:13 PM
Clearly the Illuminati

Donnie B.
2005-Sep-23, 06:14 PM
convinced Galileo to

Argos
2005-Sep-23, 06:42 PM
give up the

Frog march
2005-Sep-23, 06:55 PM
smoking of pipes

peter eldergill
2005-Sep-23, 06:59 PM
has never been

tjm220
2005-Sep-23, 09:05 PM
proven. Zetan's meanwhile

Joff
2005-Sep-23, 09:18 PM
armed against Atlanteans

antoniseb
2005-Sep-23, 09:51 PM
with holographic crystals

ToSeek
2005-Sep-23, 10:07 PM
and five-dimensional

Yorkshireman
2005-Sep-23, 10:12 PM
pseudogravitic flux portals

tbm
2005-Sep-23, 10:53 PM
which, in turn, lauch tribbles

Lianachan
2005-Sep-24, 01:24 AM
at near light-speed

corkft
2005-Sep-24, 01:45 AM
spew, unendingly from

ToSeek
2005-Sep-24, 03:48 AM
the orifice of

Mars
2005-Sep-24, 04:05 AM
The President of

Superluminal
2005-Sep-24, 04:15 AM
The French Republic

Mars
2005-Sep-24, 04:19 AM
of Monroe, PA

Enzp
2005-Sep-24, 05:22 AM
the secret location of

sarongsong
2005-Sep-24, 05:35 AM
BABBling's Martian wormhole;

Frog march
2005-Sep-24, 07:47 AM
located in subsection

Yorkshireman
2005-Sep-24, 10:43 AM
Plural Z Alpha

tbm
2005-Sep-24, 03:01 PM
(final resting place of the holy grail of "AAAAAARRGGHHHHHH...............)

Frog march
2005-Sep-24, 03:06 PM
where the BABBlers

Superluminal
2005-Sep-24, 05:08 PM
Cover-up Sibrels

ASEI
2005-Sep-24, 05:32 PM
which results in hyperbolic

Superluminal
2005-Sep-24, 06:01 PM
diarria of the mouth.

antoniseb
2005-Sep-24, 06:38 PM
I am no

Superluminal
2005-Sep-24, 06:46 PM
doubt amused at

peteshimmon
2005-Sep-24, 08:18 PM
Order of Magnitude

mahesh
2005-Sep-26, 12:10 PM
(of a) wooden plank's density..

mickal555
2005-Sep-26, 12:41 PM
Therefore the government...

Donnie B.
2005-Sep-26, 01:58 PM
sent black helicopters

Fram
2005-Sep-26, 02:56 PM
with 5 rotorblades

Argos
2005-Sep-26, 03:16 PM
stable and uniform

ToSeek
2005-Sep-26, 03:42 PM
with the assignment

peter eldergill
2005-Sep-26, 04:20 PM
to find and copy

antoniseb
2005-Sep-26, 06:34 PM
the one true

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-26, 08:28 PM
Ring!!!

ToSeek
2005-Sep-26, 08:58 PM
First they'll search

Gemini
2005-Sep-26, 09:11 PM
for alien devices

tbm
2005-Sep-26, 10:27 PM
which are located

Argos
2005-Sep-26, 10:37 PM
in the outer

NoXion
2005-Sep-26, 11:07 PM
Solar system. Then

peteshimmon
2005-Sep-26, 11:19 PM
create Hubble images

antoniseb
2005-Sep-26, 11:25 PM
of Good American

peteshimmon
2005-Sep-26, 11:41 PM
made quantum tricycles

Gemini
2005-Sep-26, 11:51 PM
and buckeyballs with

Duane
2005-Sep-26, 11:57 PM
an iron core that

Superluminal
2005-Sep-27, 12:39 AM
made of artificial

Gemini
2005-Sep-27, 01:55 AM
plants that rule

Mars
2005-Sep-27, 02:21 AM
Solid State Microchips

Gemini
2005-Sep-27, 02:24 AM
from giant lizards

antoniseb
2005-Sep-27, 02:53 AM
With Human Brains.

ToSeek
2005-Sep-27, 02:59 AM
The lizards expect

Mars
2005-Sep-27, 03:04 AM
Free Pizza from

Enzp
2005-Sep-27, 04:39 AM
solstice to solstice

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-27, 06:09 AM
... from Dominos!!!!

Fram
2005-Sep-27, 08:21 AM
The hollow earth

Nicolas
2005-Sep-27, 08:23 AM
, a midsize gong,

Frog march
2005-Sep-27, 08:28 AM
is exactly equal

Nicolas
2005-Sep-27, 08:32 AM
to metal moons

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-27, 08:43 AM
... careening through space.

Nicolas
2005-Sep-27, 08:46 AM
One Big Bang

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-27, 08:51 AM
... deserves another.

Nicolas
2005-Sep-27, 09:13 AM
:D


A new probe

cyswxman
2005-Sep-27, 09:16 AM
will certainly reveal

Nicolas
2005-Sep-27, 09:20 AM
itself, unless there

The Shade
2005-Sep-27, 10:46 AM
is evidence of

HenrikOlsen
2005-Sep-27, 11:04 AM
optical illusions which

Nicolas
2005-Sep-27, 11:21 AM
do occur unless

mickal555
2005-Sep-27, 11:25 AM
you tie an

mahesh
2005-Sep-27, 11:36 AM
an escaping photon

Fram
2005-Sep-27, 12:21 PM
, tired by gravity,

Yorkshireman
2005-Sep-27, 01:09 PM
and lensed by

Argos
2005-Sep-27, 01:49 PM
massive black holes

Nicolas
2005-Sep-27, 02:15 PM
into the equation

Donnie B.
2005-Sep-27, 02:54 PM
without regard to

Argos
2005-Sep-27, 03:20 PM
the mathematical consistency

ToSeek
2005-Sep-27, 03:48 PM
of the original

Donnie B.
2005-Sep-27, 04:01 PM
Anomaly. But when

antoniseb
2005-Sep-27, 04:20 PM
those photons collide

Frog march
2005-Sep-27, 04:56 PM
watch out for

ToSeek
2005-Sep-27, 05:15 PM
purple people eaters

tjm220
2005-Sep-27, 06:19 PM
spewing chemtrails from

antoniseb
2005-Sep-27, 06:33 PM
The martian face.

Argos
2005-Sep-27, 07:43 PM
However, the atoms

sts60
2005-Sep-27, 07:59 PM
in homeopathic resonance

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-27, 08:10 PM
... with the surface of the Sun ...

ToSeek
2005-Sep-27, 08:35 PM
are radiating heavily

Gemini
2005-Sep-27, 08:35 PM
will explode with

Argos
2005-Sep-27, 08:44 PM
a thunderous applause.

Gemini
2005-Sep-27, 08:53 PM
from planet X

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-27, 08:56 PM
. This will cause ....

Nicolas
2005-Sep-27, 08:57 PM
the opposite of

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-27, 09:04 PM
... the reverse of ....

Gemini
2005-Sep-27, 09:08 PM
a pasta/ antipasta explosion

ToSeek
2005-Sep-27, 09:16 PM
as the Flying Spaghetti Monster

peteshimmon
2005-Sep-27, 11:46 PM
with fried onions.

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-28, 12:02 AM
Then Nancy Lieder said, ...

Gemini
2005-Sep-28, 12:06 AM
I'm gonna jump!

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-28, 12:36 AM
Since, no one cared ...

Gemini
2005-Sep-28, 01:06 AM
she went anyway

Enzp
2005-Sep-28, 02:48 AM
but straight

Gemini
2005-Sep-28, 03:12 AM
into an Anunaki wormhole!

Fram
2005-Sep-28, 07:40 AM
This was predicted

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-28, 07:49 AM
... by the Nazca Lines ...

HenrikOlsen
2005-Sep-28, 08:27 AM
... when read from ...

mahesh
2005-Sep-28, 08:39 AM
middle (of) Lake Titicaca

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-28, 08:43 AM
... huh, huh, you said Titicaca, huh, huh ...

Enzp
2005-Sep-28, 08:46 AM
sighting over Popocatapetl

peteshimmon
2005-Sep-28, 10:07 AM
with a harvest moon

Frog march
2005-Sep-28, 10:29 AM
casting down its

mickal555
2005-Sep-28, 10:38 AM
Sunburing cosmic eclipse

The Shade
2005-Sep-28, 10:38 AM
reflecting anti-light from

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-28, 10:39 AM
... cause horrible jokes ...

mickal555
2005-Sep-28, 10:39 AM
these will be

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Sep-28, 10:42 AM
... made by Beavis and Butthead!!!!