The never ending woowoo game

[mahesh]

just a babble,

[teri tait]

Never a monologue

[Eric Vaxxine]

always entertaining but

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... almost but not quite ...

[Eric Vaxxine]

nearly exactly also...

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... entirely unlike Tea!!!

[Eric Vaxxine]

30 minutes by-car

[teri tait]

Faster still by

[Superluminal]

self teleportation using

[mahesh]

CoreFailure's ignition key,

[Eric Vaxxine]

but be careful

[mahesh]

past the CRAB,

[teri tait]

Under the stars

[Eric Vaxxine]

because gaseous clouds

[mahesh]

, behind which lurk

[Eric Vaxxine]

Life-threatening Bulbous + toxic

[mahesh]

..Klingon trills "youlookin'atmekid?"..

[teri tait]

That's how they roll

[Eric Vaxxine]

heads, but woowoocrossdressers

[teri tait]

Dance on clouds

[Eric Vaxxine]

and wear candyfloss

[teri tait]

Edible thong undergear

[teri tait]

And Vuarnet sunglasses

[Eric Vaxxine]

but behind the

[mahesh]

woowoocrossdressers' low-fringed tachyons

[teri tait]

Bravado, shy critters

[Eric Vaxxine]

and polypropolene extensions

[mahesh]

levitate limpid leptons

[Eric Vaxxine]

Wart Riddled limbs

[mahesh]

, peering through gravity-lenses,

[LurchGS]

at microscopic cities in

[Eric Vaxxine]

EyemaBelieverVille. Huge crowds

[mahesh]

of excited SnakeHeads

[teri tait]

With laptop compuers

[LurchGS]

rampaged through huge

[teri tait]

Websites and Forums

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... run by Astronomers ...

[teri tait]

Really bad astronomers...

[LurchGS]

who have no Telescopes to

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... see Uranus!!!! Neptune

[LurchGS]

swims in a midnight sea, while

[mahesh]

Triton feels icy,

[Eric Vaxxine]

like liquid nitrogen

[mickal555]

this make many

[Eric Vaxxine]

handshakes permanent, until

[mahesh]

CoreFailure walks by,

[Eric Vaxxine]

which creates a

[mickal555]

very interesting type

[mickal555]

very interesting type

[Eric Vaxxine]

404 error. Typically

[mickal555]

this creates a

[The_Radiation_Specialist]

signal from distant

[mickal555]

Buildings although many

[The_Radiation_Specialist]

know about conspiracy

[mickal555]

's that seem to

[Eric Vaxxine]

make sense, others

[mahesh]

have brains fried,

[mickal555]

in tericoota like

[The_Radiation_Specialist]

things with extra

[mahesh]

stardust added and

[Eric Vaxxine]

personality bypass operation

[mahesh]

gives them HappyFace

[Eric Vaxxine]

rosy cheeks, empty

[mahesh]

cookie jars, besides

[Eric Vaxxine]

Enormous thighs. Horsehead

[mahesh]

neighed perseustently, almost

[Eric Vaxxine]

distracting CoreFailure. Unexpectedly

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... I arrrived, and ...

[peteshimmon]

silly star naming

[teri tait]

As fun as...

[Philip A]

welcoming Teri back!

[mickal555]

From the unfortanate

[The_Radiation_Specialist]

dude who yesterday

[mickal555]

ran into a

[mahesh]

dark cloud and

[Eric Vaxxine]

left a trail

[mahesh]

, you wouldn't believe,

[Eric Vaxxine]

scientific FACTS ! Because

[mahesh]

the enormous trail

[Eric Vaxxine]

,Woowoo style, always

[mahesh]

blazes brightly before

[Eric Vaxxine]

crashing like a

[mahesh]

meteor. CoolDude aches.

[Eric Vaxxine]

CoreFailure spoke out "

[mahesh]

This is PlutonicLove, CoolDude!"

[Eric Vaxxine]

She quivered, unexpectedly

[mahesh]

, CoolDude's head lit-up.:surprised

[Eric Vaxxine]

a supernova unfolded

[mahesh]

light-year away. CoreFailure,

[Eric Vaxxine]

realising her mistake

[mahesh]

calmly swallows PickledQuark,

[peteshimmon]

gets silly bellyache

[Eric Vaxxine]

Vomits Venusian Stomach-warts

[mahesh]

. Far in distance,

[Eric Vaxxine]

and travelling at-speed

[Superluminal]

comes the wayward horseman.

[LurchGS]

All the mayors run

[teri tait]

welcoming Teri back!

My favorite Knight!


(Noble to his finger tips ;) and then some...)

[Superluminal]

Sir BA, of the Baut

[teri tait]

Sir P.A. Of Mine Heart!

:)

[mickal555]

Went to coles

[mahesh]

'heywhassup?' enquires WaywardHorseman.

[Eric Vaxxine]

He notices that

[mickal555]

the blue stopsign

[Eric Vaxxine]

had transmogrified into

[teri tait]

Stopsign he blew past

[Eric Vaxxine]

and was Orange

[teri tait]

He had right-of-way!

[Eric Vaxxine]

but intergalactic Asteroids

[peteshimmon]

with silly apparitions

[Superluminal]

occulted his apperition

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... with another Apparition ...

[mahesh]

"CoreFailure was hiding?"

[Eric Vaxxine]

AMAZING! She's 12ft-tall..

[mahesh]

asteroid even bigger

[Eric Vaxxine]

universe was closing-in

[mahesh]

, "nneeeeeiiiggghhh!" said WaywardHorseman,

[Eric Vaxxine]

Followed-by CoreFailure's SCREAM ...."

[mahesh]

..........!", soundless, like MedvardCrunch's,

[Eric Vaxxine]

Platinum selling moonrock-opera

[mahesh]

. "Neigh!!" repeats WaywardHorseman,

[Eric Vaxxine]

which frightened the

[mahesh]

Little CoreFailure bambinos,

[Eric Vaxxine]

who drew swords

[mahesh]

, graphite on papyrus,

[Eric Vaxxine]

terrible drawings. Anyway,

[Philip A]

in rural Arkansas

[teri tait]

Or downtown Nottingham

:)

[Eric Vaxxine]

eight henchwoowoo's squabbled

[ToSeek]

over a big

[Eric Vaxxine]

discovery! They'd found

[mahesh]

that sliced-pizzas, when

[Eric Vaxxine]

solar-radiated and quarked

[mahesh]

, dunked in anti-gravy-t,

[Eric Vaxxine]

Ionised and roasted

[mahesh]

emit cosmic viiiiiiiibrations,

[Eric Vaxxine]

Viiiiiiiiibrations SO intense

[mahesh]

the henchwoowoos quivered

[Eric Vaxxine]

and Downtown Nottingham

[mahesh]

rejoiced. Downtowners, atlonglast

[Eric Vaxxine]

worshipped sliced-Pizza's lawfully

[mahesh]

. WithEveryThingOnIt presiding as

[Eric Vaxxine]

Galaxy Collision Extraordinaire

[mahesh]

, the henchwoowoos now

[Eric Vaxxine]

had genuine religion

[peteshimmon]

which was silly

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... because EVERYONE Knows ...

[teri tait]

"Had" is past-tense!

(Have is the word you were groping for;))

[Eric Vaxxine]

and to had and-to-hold

[Eric Vaxxine]

made religion history.

[mahesh]

Meanwhile, 25-light-years away,

[Eric Vaxxine]

a black mhole

[mahesh]

on a bighill

[Eric Vaxxine]

was digging frantically

[peteshimmon]

because its silly

[LurchGS]

to expect politicians

[Philip A]

to think logically

[teri tait]

Without being bribed

[Philip A]

with cheese rolls

[pmcolt]

that are not

[Philip A]

covered in tinfoil

[Eric Vaxxine]

smothered in mayonnaise

[mahesh]

, ham and lettuce,

[Eric Vaxxine]

and free of

[mahesh]

bad e numbers

(aren't they pampered?)

[Eric Vaxxine]

but do contain

[mahesh]

lots of positrons,

[Eric Vaxxine]

gammon rays, new-clear

[mahesh]

transparent packaging with

[Eric Vaxxine]

buy-one-get-one-half-price offer

[teri tait]

Even Halfprice Sales?

[Eric Vaxxine]

Spend less get-more

[teri tait]

What a deal!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Quality Woowoo sauce

[teri tait]

Very tasty stuff

[ToSeek]

makes everything more

[Eric Vaxxine]

believable, even seemingly

[mahesh]

alluringly like QueenCoreFailure

[Eric Vaxxine]

but without chronic-acne

[pmcolt]

But beware! Electrical

{edit: too slow}

producing chemicals, it

[Eric Vaxxine]

festoons rampaging infantwoowoo's

[peteshimmon]

with silly vultures

[LurchGS]

circling the capitol

[Philip A]

with beltway madness

[pmcolt]

in a southwesterly

[LurchGS]

stampede of agrarian

[Philip A]

,or antediluvian, proportions.

[teri tait]

Political mayhem ensued

[Philip A]

with Teri online

[teri tait]

And Philip too! :)

(Hello Sir Knight did you sleep well? ;))

[Philip A]

With waxed moustache

(No milady, I'll sleep on Friday at somepoint. Did you?)

[teri tait]

And noble heart

(I slept very deeply and then I awoke with a smile on my face and song in my heart :))

[Philip A]

of blazing saddle

(Cool, which song?)

[teri tait]

And smoking gun

;)

(The song in my heart was "Roots to Branches" [I lent my favorite CD out to my Pops so I can't hear that song at night for a little while :(])

[Philip A]

or anchor stroke

[teri tait]

Or cheeky stroke
;)

[Philip A]

with cheeky grin

[teri tait]

And naughty wink
;)

[Philip A]

to persuade ladies ;)

[pmcolt]

not to interrupt...

[teri tait]

Without asking first :)

[Philip A]

Dinner for three

[teri tait]

How in tryst-ing!

[pmcolt]

But what would

[Philip A]

Tryst is good

[pmcolt]

Get a room.

:razz:

[Philip A]

With a view

[teri tait]

A takeout order!

[Philip A]

And no phone

[pmcolt]

nor any hint

[Philip A]

of flirty emails

[teri tait]

So very private

[Philip A]

, in public view

[teri tait]

Shy-stirring Sir Knight!
;)

(What Italian dialect and why only swear words???)

[pmcolt]

But the unforgettable...

(And, with that, I'll butt out for the night.)

[Philip A]

reason was this

(It's a dialect from Bari, in Puglia. Some of the epithets trip of the tongue well! Now don't ask me to spell them...)

[teri tait]

Be my newel!
;)

(So I can hold your post; climbing up, down, and around you :))

[Eric Vaxxine]

Meanwhile in WoowooLand

[Majic-12]

Project Serpo established

[mahesh]

:confused: 'youareback' said QueenCoreFailure,:confused:



my apologies....Majic-12..didn't mean to intrude...

please carry on

[Eric Vaxxine]

and I need

[mahesh]

some sunshine soon

[Eric Vaxxine]

and moonshine fuel

[mahesh]

for LittleCores' Spaceship

[Eric Vaxxine]

shaped like-a hamburger

[mahesh]

. Let's find Waldo,

[Eric Vaxxine]

remember he fell

[mahesh]

into a blackhole,

[Eric Vaxxine]

and re-appeared totally

[mahesh]

as shadow of

[Eric Vaxxine]

a reptile called

[peteshimmon]

thick silly planet

[mahesh]

, and thereby HhhhangsaTail

[Eric Vaxxine]

BUT, about to-attack

[teri tait]

Project Serpo establishment

[mahesh]

, when ChiefSnakeHead coughed

[Eric Vaxxine]

phlegmy fish heads

[teri tait]

Chief Waltzer danced

[Eric Vaxxine]

a crazy FishheadBoogie

[teri tait]

Am-bass-ador shouted, "No, no, no!"

[Eric Vaxxine]

I've Haddock enough ........

[teri tait]

For the Halibut

[Eric Vaxxine]

Gill's at-my Plaice

[pmcolt]

Bring your own

[teri tait]

A treble-d clef

[Eric Vaxxine]

bassoon, cornet and

[teri tait]

One long Flute(r)
;)

[pmcolt]

for the performance

[teri tait]

Or the audience
;)

[Eric Vaxxine]

will throw ripe