The never ending woowoo game

[peteshimmon]

Midnight Skulker strikes thousand:)

[LurchGS]

pinhead lawyers on

[teri tait]

Sharpening their heads...

[LurchGS]

in mechanical pencil sharpeners





woooo wooo

[teri tait]

With mechanical smiles

[LurchGS]

and mechanical hearts

[teri tait]

And mechanical......appendages

[LurchGS]

with mechanical batteries

[teri tait]

Takes a licking...

[LurchGS]

and purrs like a

[teri tait]

Timex watch...ticker

[LurchGS]

tocks, 13 clocks

[teri tait]

Denis Leary Rocks!!

(He's on right now, comedy central)

[LurchGS]

Red Skelton Rules!

---

You CAN be funny without swearing

[teri tait]

Redd Foxx gambles!

(He used to anyway, friend of mine worked at a casino he frequented)

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Al Franken, runs for Senate!!!!

Says he's Thinking About it, In his Latest Book, The Truth (With Jokes)!

[teri tait]

Ross for Boss

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Voted, for him ....

:doh:

[Philip A]

in La-La Land

[teri tait]

Just reading email

[Philip A]

, sent by mistake

[teri tait]

Nope not today ;)

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

The Tooth Fairy said, " ....

[mickal555]

"The glue that..."

[teri tait]

Holds dentures fast

[LurchGS]

but disolves blue

[teri tait]

Making little sense

[LurchGS]

Terri Outposts nearly



;)

[teri tait]

Simplematic immunity unlimited

[Philip A]

to legal profession

[LurchGS]

but politicians try

[teri tait]

Lying and smiling

(Lawyers and politicians)

[LurchGS]

as their profession demands.

[Philip A]

Enough angry people

[teri tait]

Bring on Mr.Happy

[LurchGS]

meals with ketchup

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... which rot your teeth!"

[mahesh]

transendental medication, not

[teri tait]

Barring all chocolates

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... which, have been shown ...

[mahesh]

discharging positive energy,

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... is detrimental, to ...

[Gemini]

indian tribes

[teri tait]

Elusive Montauk Tribe

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... starting a casino ...

[mahesh]

by Catfish Bend,

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... and extending towards ...

[mahesh]

the edge of

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... that yellow forrest ...

[Eric Vaxxine]

near Corvallis, Oregon.

[Eric Vaxxine]

When Woowoo's discover

[mahesh]

Schrodinger's cat grins,

[Eric Vaxxine]

Pavlov's dog barks

[mahesh]

Steinbeck's mice squeal,

[Eric Vaxxine]

and pigs fly.

[mahesh]

Spacetime warps heavily,

[Eric Vaxxine]

generating flatulance which

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... causes intense nose-holding ...

[Eric Vaxxine]

at the source.

[mahesh]

The resulting thermals

[Eric Vaxxine]

are an amazing

[mahesh]

scene, carrying pigs,

[Eric Vaxxine]

small antelope and

[mahesh]

flotilla of one-dimensional

[Eric Vaxxine]

single ocular rabbits.

[mahesh]

Next, cantilevered cantaloupes

[Eric Vaxxine]

provide transport for

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... for happy Newlyweds ...

[peteshimmon]

This is SILLY

[teri tait]

smells like fun

[LurchGS]

just like eggplant

[Gemini]

, which is a problem

[teri tait]

Big brass eggs

[LurchGS]

hang from doorways

[teri tait]

Swinging in breezeway

[LurchGS]

that stretch to

[Eric Vaxxine]

Minnesota. Plump woowoo's

[mahesh]

are so delicious,

[Eric Vaxxine]

especially when cooked

[mahesh]

using COSMICMICROWAVEBACKGROUND radiation,

[Eric Vaxxine]

and lovingly dipped

[mahesh]

in yummy darkmatter,

[teri tait]

Dancing under stars

[Eric Vaxxine]

and singing a

[mahesh]

song of Jupiter

[Eric Vaxxine]

casually, before dinner.

[teri tait]

Mosh pit ballads

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... are best sung ...

[teri tait]

With whole body

[LurchGS]

tattoos and hats from

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... the Hot Topic ...

[LurchGS]

and yellow grapes

[teri tait]

Mott The Hoople

(Freakin' carolers at me door, turned sprinklers on...heheh..that'll teach 'em a Teri Xmas)

[Eric Vaxxine]

While smoking a

[mahesh]

fancy chocolate cigar,

[Eric Vaxxine]

elegantly reclining on

[mahesh]

Pegasus's back, dreaming

[Eric Vaxxine]

of alien techniques

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... of Rectal Probing!!!!

[Eric Vaxxine]

This popular subject

[mahesh]

in Anatomy Class,

[Eric Vaxxine]

made woowoo's sit

[mahesh]

clustered, just like

[Eric Vaxxine]

bananas. A big

[mahesh]

woowoo Chief hastily

[teri tait]

Tall Cool One

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... dared the aliens to ...

[teri tait]

Give a snog...;)

[LurchGS]

to the cows

[teri tait]

With uniform on!

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

The Aliens, then ...

[teri tait]

Begin exchanging....words

[LurchGS]

with hpyo-encephalic congressmen

[teri tait]

Oooo such big..

[LurchGS]

eyes, compared to

[teri tait]

My fluttering lashes

[Wink]

[LurchGS]

that are tied

[teri tait]

Cat 'o Nine

(Of mine)

[Eric Vaxxine]

behind my back.

[mahesh]

The Aliens wrapped

[Eric Vaxxine]

woowoo's favourite bait

[mahesh]

and headed for

[Eric Vaxxine]

Anomaly Inn. Unusually

[mahesh]

, waves in spacetime-continuum,

[Eric Vaxxine]

were replaced by

[mahesh]

OneGiantPizza, so somewhere

[Eric Vaxxine]

in deep-pan space

[mahesh]

there mustbean angel.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Space Pepperami isparticularly

[mahesh]

yummy, cookedin UrsaMajor,

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... er, Ursa Minor Beta ...

[Eric Vaxxine]

dusted with Mercury

[mahesh]

, sprinkling of photons,

[Eric Vaxxine]

black whole olives,

[mahesh]

brown dwarfs, sliced,

[Eric Vaxxine]

red giant peppars

[mahesh]

tossed in antimatter,

[Eric Vaxxine]

and fedto Pluto.

[mahesh]

Making pepperami Messier,

[teri tait]

Spilling Milky Way

[Thomas(believer)]

which can damage our health,

[teri tait]

Or improve vision

[Thomas(believer)]

in the visible spectrum

[teri tait]

Brighter: ethereal colors

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... all over, M&M-Mars!!!

[teri tait]

Chocolate tickles the...

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... nether regions, of ...

[teri tait]

Cute little faces

[LurchGS]

as they drool

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... funky red stuff ...

[LurchGS]

onto the laps

[teri tait]

Across the books

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... against the walls ...

[teri tait]

Just, for fun

[LurchGS]

the puppies run

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... into the cats ...

[LurchGS]

and scatter them like

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... um, scaredy cats!!!

[teri tait]

with big dogs

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... and bigger cats ...

[teri tait]

Heeere kitty, kitty

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... mmm, good dinner!!!

[teri tait]

I've been deboned!

(You did leave my bones out of your gullet? I assume you aren't a skeletal retainer, that's all;) )

[Philip A]

Very debonair, miss!

[teri tait]

Thanks d'lightfuller Sir!

[Philip A]

pleasure!

[teri tait]

Thanks to you!

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... mmm, good dinner!!!

[Philip A]

What? Where? Phoooooooood!!!!!!!!!!

[LurchGS]

the pizza's gone, dood.

[mahesh]

Total eclipse, dood!

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

DUDE, Whoa, Sweet ....

[LurchGS]

mother of icicles!

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

DUDE, where's my ....

[The_Radiation_Specialist]

chocolate doughnut? You

[ToSeek]

left it on

[teri tait]

Flew outta Whistle!

[mahesh]

the rover, see

[The_Radiation_Specialist]

here in photo

[mahesh]

bit dusty, but

[teri tait]

Pi eyed typer

[mahesh]

still edible. Would

[teri tait]

Still shilly, MIGHT!

(Maybe???)

[mahesh]

some anions help??

[mickal555]

It all depends on...

[HenrikOlsen]

where in the sunspot cycle ...

[mickal555]

The electric feild decides...

[mahesh]

to twist positively

[Frog march]

the brain of

[HenrikOlsen]

Hitler in a jar

[mahesh]

. Whereupon, the anti-matter

[mickal555]

that comets are made of

[LurchGS]

met with planet X in

[peteshimmon]

ridiculous, silly, uncoordinated

[LurchGS]

dance of the

[Eric Vaxxine]

lost brainless hero's

[mahesh]

who like apostrophies

[Eric Vaxxine]

float above the

[mahesh]

stratosphere and thus

[Eric Vaxxine]

subject themselves to

[mahesh]

solar wind readily

[Eric Vaxxine]

tanning their eyeballs

[mahesh]

all eight sides

[Eric Vaxxine]

arachnid woowoo's. However,

[mahesh]

anti-grey-matter Cardinal Lobotomist,

[Eric Vaxxine]

and Cosmic-Debri specialist

[mahesh]

looking across event-horizon,

[Eric Vaxxine]

with pulsar, racing,

[mahesh]

inching towards wormholes,

[Eric Vaxxine]

" Fill my Quan-tum "

[mahesh]

meowed Schrodinger's Cat

[Eric Vaxxine]

" Gimme Horsehead and

[mahesh]

Orion's Belt....Messier itgot

[Eric Vaxxine]

Crab Nebula microwaved."

[mahesh]

Saturn rings VoyagerII

[Eric Vaxxine]

" Eat my Woowoo "

[mahesh]

whaaaat a Mess...ier

[Eric Vaxxine]

It's not tinned....

[mahesh]

leaving them stannumed,

[Eric Vaxxine]

Woowoo Sauce is

[mahesh]

beetle juice betelgeuse

[Eric Vaxxine]

globular custard clusters

[mahesh]

potatis flavored Toutatis

[Eric Vaxxine]

Casiopizza. Headwoo'woo fell

[mahesh]

Pegasuace is cheeeeesy

[The_Radiation_Specialist]

Oh No! Jupiter...

[Eric Vaxxine]

is made of

[mahesh]

hydra gen

[Eric Vaxxine]

bubble wrap and

[Frog march]

boxed and fedexed

[mahesh]

frog-marched across town,

[Eric Vaxxine]

to Universal Studios.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Dwarf woo'woo's are

[ToSeek]

cast as extras

[brianok]

in major hollywoo(d) productions

[Eric Vaxxine]

including War oftheWoo's,

[ToSeek]

which also starred

[Eric Vaxxine]

Woger WooWoo Wabbit,

[ToSeek]

Natalie Woo-Wood,

[peteshimmon]

Silly Silly Star Woos,

[ToSeek]

and John Woo-Woo as

[teri tait]

Azure eyes winked

[ToSeek]

the gray alien

[teri tait]

Short and cute!

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Life's short and hard ...

[teri tait]

Lived, enjoyed, savored

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... like a Body-Buildin' Elf ...

:whistle:

[teri tait]

lucky clover lover

[peteshimmon]

short, stocky, silly

[teri tait]

Very nicely put
:)