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peteshimmon
2005-Dec-18, 12:40 AM
Midnight Skulker strikes thousand:)

LurchGS
2005-Dec-18, 02:33 AM
pinhead lawyers on

teri tait
2005-Dec-18, 03:53 AM
Sharpening their heads...

LurchGS
2005-Dec-18, 05:42 AM
in mechanical pencil sharpeners





woooo wooo

teri tait
2005-Dec-18, 06:25 AM
With mechanical smiles

LurchGS
2005-Dec-18, 06:38 AM
and mechanical hearts

teri tait
2005-Dec-18, 06:40 AM
And mechanical......appendages

LurchGS
2005-Dec-18, 06:42 AM
with mechanical batteries

teri tait
2005-Dec-18, 07:20 AM
Takes a licking...

LurchGS
2005-Dec-18, 07:21 AM
and purrs like a

teri tait
2005-Dec-18, 07:23 AM
Timex watch...ticker

LurchGS
2005-Dec-18, 07:32 AM
tocks, 13 clocks

teri tait
2005-Dec-18, 07:37 AM
Denis Leary Rocks!!

(He's on right now, comedy central)

LurchGS
2005-Dec-18, 07:39 AM
Red Skelton Rules!

---

You CAN be funny without swearing

teri tait
2005-Dec-18, 07:51 AM
Redd Foxx gambles!

(He used to anyway, friend of mine worked at a casino he frequented)

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-18, 09:36 AM
Al Franken, runs for Senate!!!!

Says he's Thinking About it, In his Latest Book, The Truth (With Jokes)!

teri tait
2005-Dec-18, 09:45 AM
Ross for Boss

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-18, 11:37 AM
Voted, for him ....

:doh:

Philip A
2005-Dec-18, 12:04 PM
in La-La Land

teri tait
2005-Dec-18, 12:06 PM
Just reading email

Philip A
2005-Dec-18, 12:21 PM
, sent by mistake

teri tait
2005-Dec-18, 12:23 PM
Nope not today ;)

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-18, 02:21 PM
The Tooth Fairy said, " ....

mickal555
2005-Dec-18, 02:32 PM
"The glue that..."

teri tait
2005-Dec-18, 03:41 PM
Holds dentures fast

LurchGS
2005-Dec-18, 04:27 PM
but disolves blue

teri tait
2005-Dec-18, 04:31 PM
Making little sense

LurchGS
2005-Dec-18, 04:33 PM
Terri Outposts nearly



;)

teri tait
2005-Dec-18, 04:45 PM
Simplematic immunity unlimited

Philip A
2005-Dec-18, 05:08 PM
to legal profession

LurchGS
2005-Dec-18, 05:10 PM
but politicians try

teri tait
2005-Dec-18, 05:16 PM
Lying and smiling

(Lawyers and politicians)

LurchGS
2005-Dec-18, 05:17 PM
as their profession demands.

Philip A
2005-Dec-18, 05:53 PM
Enough angry people

teri tait
2005-Dec-18, 05:55 PM
Bring on Mr.Happy

LurchGS
2005-Dec-18, 06:03 PM
meals with ketchup

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-19, 11:32 AM
... which rot your teeth!"

mahesh
2005-Dec-19, 11:56 AM
transendental medication, not

teri tait
2005-Dec-19, 12:52 PM
Barring all chocolates

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-19, 03:16 PM
... which, have been shown ...

mahesh
2005-Dec-19, 04:11 PM
discharging positive energy,

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-19, 06:08 PM
.... is detrimental, to ...

Gemini
2005-Dec-19, 09:54 PM
indian tribes

teri tait
2005-Dec-20, 05:17 AM
Elusive Montauk Tribe

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-20, 12:13 PM
.... starting a casino ...

mahesh
2005-Dec-20, 12:26 PM
by Catfish Bend,

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-20, 12:27 PM
.... and extending towards ...

mahesh
2005-Dec-20, 12:29 PM
the edge of

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-20, 12:40 PM
.... that yellow forrest ...

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-20, 01:00 PM
near Corvallis, Oregon.

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-20, 01:06 PM
When Woowoo's discover

mahesh
2005-Dec-20, 01:36 PM
Schrodinger's cat grins,

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-20, 02:37 PM
Pavlov's dog barks

mahesh
2005-Dec-20, 02:40 PM
Steinbeck's mice squeal,

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-20, 03:08 PM
and pigs fly.

mahesh
2005-Dec-20, 03:36 PM
Spacetime warps heavily,

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-20, 03:48 PM
generating flatulance which

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-20, 04:08 PM
... causes intense nose-holding ...

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-20, 04:12 PM
at the source.

mahesh
2005-Dec-20, 04:26 PM
The resulting thermals

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-20, 04:30 PM
are an amazing

mahesh
2005-Dec-20, 04:36 PM
scene, carrying pigs,

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-20, 04:42 PM
small antelope and

mahesh
2005-Dec-20, 05:00 PM
flotilla of one-dimensional

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-20, 05:02 PM
single ocular rabbits.

mahesh
2005-Dec-20, 05:14 PM
Next, cantilevered cantaloupes

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-20, 05:35 PM
provide transport for

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-20, 06:14 PM
.... for happy Newlyweds ...

peteshimmon
2005-Dec-21, 12:20 AM
This is SILLY

teri tait
2005-Dec-21, 12:56 AM
smells like fun

LurchGS
2005-Dec-21, 03:54 AM
just like eggplant

Gemini
2005-Dec-21, 03:55 AM
, which is a problem

teri tait
2005-Dec-21, 04:14 AM
Big brass eggs

LurchGS
2005-Dec-21, 04:15 AM
hang from doorways

teri tait
2005-Dec-21, 04:18 AM
Swinging in breezeway

LurchGS
2005-Dec-21, 05:57 AM
that stretch to

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-21, 09:15 AM
Minnesota. Plump woowoo's

mahesh
2005-Dec-21, 10:03 AM
are so delicious,

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-21, 11:20 AM
especially when cooked

mahesh
2005-Dec-21, 11:46 AM
using COSMICMICROWAVEBACKGROUND radiation,

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-21, 11:55 AM
and lovingly dipped

mahesh
2005-Dec-21, 02:30 PM
in yummy darkmatter,

teri tait
2005-Dec-21, 02:30 PM
Dancing under stars

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-21, 03:06 PM
and singing a

mahesh
2005-Dec-21, 03:31 PM
song of Jupiter

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-21, 05:09 PM
casually, before dinner.

teri tait
2005-Dec-21, 06:05 PM
Mosh pit ballads

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-21, 10:41 PM
.... are best sung ...

teri tait
2005-Dec-21, 11:46 PM
With whole body

LurchGS
2005-Dec-22, 03:44 AM
tattoos and hats from

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-22, 03:45 AM
.... the Hot Topic ...

LurchGS
2005-Dec-22, 03:46 AM
and yellow grapes

teri tait
2005-Dec-22, 04:07 AM
Mott The Hoople

(Freakin' carolers at me door, turned sprinklers on...heheh..that'll teach 'em a Teri Xmas)

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-22, 09:28 AM
While smoking a

mahesh
2005-Dec-22, 10:01 AM
fancy chocolate cigar,

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-22, 10:12 AM
elegantly reclining on

mahesh
2005-Dec-22, 11:26 AM
Pegasus's back, dreaming

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-22, 11:50 AM
of alien techniques

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-22, 12:31 PM
... of Rectal Probing!!!!

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-22, 12:55 PM
This popular subject

mahesh
2005-Dec-22, 01:00 PM
in Anatomy Class,

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-22, 01:36 PM
made woowoo's sit

mahesh
2005-Dec-22, 02:59 PM
clustered, just like

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-22, 03:53 PM
bananas. A big

mahesh
2005-Dec-22, 04:43 PM
woowoo Chief hastily

teri tait
2005-Dec-22, 05:04 PM
Tall Cool One

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-22, 05:48 PM
... dared the aliens to ...

teri tait
2005-Dec-22, 08:13 PM
Give a snog...;)

LurchGS
2005-Dec-22, 08:21 PM
to the cows

teri tait
2005-Dec-23, 12:22 AM
With uniform on!

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-23, 12:28 AM
The Aliens, then ...

teri tait
2005-Dec-23, 12:47 AM
Begin exchanging....words

LurchGS
2005-Dec-23, 02:42 AM
with hpyo-encephalic congressmen

teri tait
2005-Dec-23, 02:49 AM
Oooo such big..

LurchGS
2005-Dec-23, 03:06 AM
eyes, compared to

teri tait
2005-Dec-23, 03:13 AM
My fluttering lashes

[Wink]

LurchGS
2005-Dec-23, 03:19 AM
that are tied

teri tait
2005-Dec-23, 03:30 AM
Cat 'o Nine

(Of mine)

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-23, 09:42 AM
behind my back.

mahesh
2005-Dec-23, 10:08 AM
The Aliens wrapped

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-23, 10:15 AM
woowoo's favourite bait

mahesh
2005-Dec-23, 10:38 AM
and headed for

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-23, 10:44 AM
Anomaly Inn. Unusually

mahesh
2005-Dec-23, 10:49 AM
, waves in spacetime-continuum,

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-23, 10:57 AM
were replaced by

mahesh
2005-Dec-23, 11:03 AM
OneGiantPizza, so somewhere

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-23, 11:09 AM
in deep-pan space

mahesh
2005-Dec-23, 11:18 AM
there mustbean angel.

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-23, 12:04 PM
Space Pepperami isparticularly

mahesh
2005-Dec-23, 12:13 PM
yummy, cookedin UrsaMajor,

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-23, 12:20 PM
... er, Ursa Minor Beta ...

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-23, 12:31 PM
dusted with Mercury

mahesh
2005-Dec-23, 12:38 PM
, sprinkling of photons,

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-23, 12:42 PM
black whole olives,

mahesh
2005-Dec-23, 12:55 PM
brown dwarfs, sliced,

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-23, 12:59 PM
red giant peppars

mahesh
2005-Dec-23, 01:07 PM
tossed in antimatter,

Eric Vaxxine
2005-Dec-23, 01:16 PM
and fedto Pluto.

mahesh
2005-Dec-23, 01:24 PM
Making pepperami Messier,

teri tait
2005-Dec-23, 01:55 PM
Spilling Milky Way

Thomas(believer)
2005-Dec-23, 02:03 PM
which can damage our health,

teri tait
2005-Dec-23, 02:05 PM
Or improve vision

Thomas(believer)
2005-Dec-23, 02:23 PM
in the visible spectrum

teri tait
2005-Dec-23, 02:25 PM
Brighter: ethereal colors

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-23, 04:13 PM
... all over, M&M-Mars!!!

teri tait
2005-Dec-23, 08:05 PM
Chocolate tickles the...

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-26, 02:18 PM
.... nether regions, of ...

teri tait
2005-Dec-26, 02:22 PM
Cute little faces

LurchGS
2005-Dec-26, 08:26 PM
as they drool

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-26, 10:02 PM
.... funky red stuff ...

LurchGS
2005-Dec-26, 10:04 PM
onto the laps

teri tait
2005-Dec-26, 10:23 PM
Across the books

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-27, 03:09 PM
.... against the walls ...

teri tait
2005-Dec-27, 05:17 PM
Just, for fun

LurchGS
2005-Dec-27, 11:10 PM
the puppies run

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-27, 11:34 PM
.... into the cats ...

LurchGS
2005-Dec-27, 11:35 PM
and scatter them like

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-27, 11:36 PM
.... um, scaredy cats!!!

teri tait
2005-Dec-28, 12:27 AM
with big dogs

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-28, 01:54 AM
.... and bigger cats ...

teri tait
2005-Dec-28, 01:58 AM
Heeere kitty, kitty

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-28, 02:11 AM
.... mmm, good dinner!!!

teri tait
2005-Dec-28, 02:20 AM
I've been deboned!

(You did leave my bones out of your gullet? I assume you aren't a skeletal retainer, that's all;) )

Philip A
2005-Dec-28, 02:40 AM
Very debonair, miss!

teri tait
2005-Dec-28, 02:47 AM
Thanks d'lightfuller Sir!

Philip A
2005-Dec-28, 03:15 AM
pleasure!

teri tait
2005-Dec-28, 03:46 AM
Thanks to you!

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-28, 03:56 AM
.... mmm, good dinner!!!

Philip A
2005-Dec-28, 04:02 AM
What? Where? Phoooooooood!!!!!!!!!!

LurchGS
2005-Dec-29, 06:47 AM
the pizza's gone, dood.

mahesh
2005-Dec-29, 10:43 AM
Total eclipse, dood!

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-29, 05:35 PM
DUDE, Whoa, Sweet ....

LurchGS
2005-Dec-29, 05:36 PM
mother of icicles!

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2005-Dec-29, 05:39 PM
DUDE, where's my ....

The_Radiation_Specialist
2005-Dec-29, 05:59 PM
chocolate doughnut? You

ToSeek
2005-Dec-29, 10:30 PM
left it on

teri tait
2005-Dec-29, 11:43 PM
Flew outta Whistle!

mahesh
2005-Dec-30, 11:28 AM
the rover, see

The_Radiation_Specialist
2005-Dec-30, 11:39 AM
here in photo

mahesh
2005-Dec-30, 11:51 AM
bit dusty, but

teri tait
2005-Dec-30, 12:54 PM
Pi eyed typer

mahesh
2005-Dec-30, 02:08 PM
still edible. Would

teri tait
2005-Dec-30, 02:11 PM
Still shilly, MIGHT!

(Maybe???)

mahesh
2006-Jan-02, 01:36 PM
some anions help??

mickal555
2006-Jan-02, 02:02 PM
It all depends on...

HenrikOlsen
2006-Jan-02, 02:21 PM
where in the sunspot cycle ...

mickal555
2006-Jan-02, 02:26 PM
The electric feild decides...

mahesh
2006-Jan-02, 03:21 PM
to twist positively

Frog march
2006-Jan-02, 04:03 PM
the brain of

HenrikOlsen
2006-Jan-02, 04:10 PM
Hitler in a jar

mahesh
2006-Jan-02, 04:16 PM
. Whereupon, the anti-matter

mickal555
2006-Jan-02, 08:40 PM
that comets are made of

LurchGS
2006-Jan-03, 01:01 AM
met with planet X in

peteshimmon
2006-Jan-03, 01:17 AM
ridiculous, silly, uncoordinated

LurchGS
2006-Jan-03, 01:20 AM
dance of the

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jan-03, 09:19 AM
lost brainless hero's

mahesh
2006-Jan-03, 09:24 AM
who like apostrophies

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jan-03, 09:47 AM
float above the

mahesh
2006-Jan-03, 09:54 AM
stratosphere and thus

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jan-03, 10:06 AM
subject themselves to

mahesh
2006-Jan-03, 10:21 AM
solar wind readily

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jan-03, 10:25 AM
tanning their eyeballs

mahesh
2006-Jan-03, 10:52 AM
all eight sides

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jan-03, 11:37 AM
arachnid woowoo's. However,

mahesh
2006-Jan-03, 11:59 AM
anti-grey-matter Cardinal Lobotomist,

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jan-03, 12:04 PM
and Cosmic-Debri specialist

mahesh
2006-Jan-03, 12:11 PM
looking across event-horizon,

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jan-03, 12:37 PM
with pulsar, racing,

mahesh
2006-Jan-03, 01:01 PM
inching towards wormholes,

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jan-03, 01:13 PM
" Fill my Quan-tum "

mahesh
2006-Jan-03, 01:50 PM
meowed Schrodinger's Cat

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jan-03, 01:55 PM
" Gimme Horsehead and

mahesh
2006-Jan-03, 02:26 PM
Orion's Belt....Messier itgot

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jan-03, 02:32 PM
Crab Nebula microwaved."

mahesh
2006-Jan-03, 02:44 PM
Saturn rings VoyagerII

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jan-03, 02:46 PM
" Eat my Woowoo "

mahesh
2006-Jan-03, 02:58 PM
whaaaat a Mess...ier

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jan-03, 03:16 PM
It's not tinned....

mahesh
2006-Jan-03, 03:33 PM
leaving them stannumed,

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jan-04, 11:37 AM
Woowoo Sauce is

mahesh
2006-Jan-04, 12:15 PM
beetle juice betelgeuse

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jan-04, 03:25 PM
globular custard clusters

mahesh
2006-Jan-04, 04:29 PM
potatis flavored Toutatis

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jan-04, 05:17 PM
Casiopizza. Headwoo'woo fell

mahesh
2006-Jan-05, 09:42 AM
Pegasuace is cheeeeesy

The_Radiation_Specialist
2006-Jan-05, 10:06 AM
Oh No! Jupiter...

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jan-05, 11:23 AM
is made of

mahesh
2006-Jan-05, 11:46 AM
hydra gen

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jan-05, 01:14 PM
bubble wrap and

Frog march
2006-Jan-05, 01:30 PM
boxed and fedexed

mahesh
2006-Jan-05, 01:51 PM
frog-marched across town,

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jan-05, 03:37 PM
to Universal Studios.

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jan-06, 09:04 AM
Dwarf woo'woo's are

ToSeek
2006-Jan-06, 03:15 PM
cast as extras

brianok
2006-Jan-06, 03:36 PM
in major hollywoo(d) productions

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jan-06, 04:33 PM
including War oftheWoo's,

ToSeek
2006-Jan-06, 04:44 PM
which also starred

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jan-06, 04:46 PM
Woger WooWoo Wabbit,

ToSeek
2006-Jan-06, 06:15 PM
Natalie Woo-Wood,

peteshimmon
2006-Jan-06, 06:47 PM
Silly Silly Star Woos,

ToSeek
2006-Jan-06, 08:08 PM
and John Woo-Woo as

teri tait
2006-Jan-06, 09:44 PM
Azure eyes winked

ToSeek
2006-Jan-06, 10:03 PM
the gray alien

teri tait
2006-Jan-07, 02:59 AM
Short and cute!

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2006-Jan-08, 02:23 AM
Life's short and hard ...

teri tait
2006-Jan-08, 03:09 AM
Lived, enjoyed, savored

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2006-Jan-08, 05:09 AM
... like a Body-Buildin' Elf ...

:whistle:

teri tait
2006-Jan-08, 02:20 PM
lucky clover lover

peteshimmon
2006-Jan-08, 02:42 PM
short, stocky, silly

teri tait
2006-Jan-08, 02:59 PM
Very nicely put
:)