The never ending woowoo game

[SolusLupus]

(Man, no one's using the "three-word rule" in this game...)

...that there were

[peteshimmon]

disillusioned Jedi around

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... who died from ...

[SolusLupus]

Tuberculosis. This saddened

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... the investigating detective ...

[mahesh]

Hercule Poirot, who

[peteshimmon]

keeled over himself.

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

The Bodies, however ....

[peteshimmon]

released the force

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... of three self-inflicted ...

[mahesh]

humorless jokes. Aaawww

[mahesh]

"heywhatsupdoc" intones Poirot

[Frog march]

as he sips

[mahesh]

the carrot juice,

[genebujold]

flatulence departing forthwith,

[LurchGS]

odor of roses

[Philip A]

in Kansas courtrooms

[mahesh]

. "Waiting for Dorothy"...

[mahesh]

say the munchkins repeatedly,

[jojo180]

Where Eskimos live

[mahesh]

, never meeting penguins,

[LurchGS]

But Biting Balloons

[Philip A]

laying chem trails

[LurchGS]

like giant ants.

[Philip A]

High altitude governmental

[Atraxani]

spyplanes have mysteriously

[Philip A]

mind-controlled civilians by

[peteshimmon]

sending gazumpblitters down

[genebujold]

Why in the world can't people count to "three," as in "three words?"

Lord knows I can't, hence this lengthy response...

Four words aren't three, folks - COUNT 'EM!!!

[Philip A]

Why in the world can't people count to "three," as in "three words?"

Lord knows I can't, hence this lengthy response...

Four words aren't three, folks - COUNT 'EM!!!

I hyphenated!

...to pierce aluminium

[Atraxani]

...hats. Cranky civilians..

[Philip A]

avoid black vans

[Gemini]

with Orange stripe

[Philip A]

or welding kits

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... for fire fighters ...

[Philip A]

who are afraid

[LurchGS]

of catching Lupus

[genebujold]

animals from zoos.

[LurchGS]

His fangs fell

[Philip A]

out from pollution

[genebujold]

he had imbibed

[Philip A]

from fluoridated supplies

[mickal555]

of electro dynamic

[Philip A]

Illuminati liquid, supplied

[LurchGS]

six shiploads of

[Philip A]

mind altering governmental

[LurchGS]

viagra laden water.

[Philip A]

In academic Kansas

[mahesh]

the evolutionary theory

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... was torn asunder ...

[LurchGS]

by demonstrable fools

[genebujold]

who're of unhuman

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... and apelike stock!!!!

[LurchGS]

Why do politicians

[genebujold]

choke on issues

[LurchGS]

that are plainly

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... too small to see?

[Philip A]

Is it because...

[genebujold]

lawyers are really

[Philip A]

avatars of demonic

[genebujold]

twists involving natural

[peteshimmon]

great White Sharks?

[LurchGS]

Teeth fasten deep

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... on innocent neck ...

[genebujold]

of needy, dying

[LurchGS]

walrus eating penguins

[Maha Vailo]

on the march

[genebujold]

against lawyers devouring

[LurchGS]

my meagre paycheck

[mahesh]

. But on Jupiter,

[genebujold]

lawyers devour eachother,

[Hugh Jass]

a more natural

[genebujold]

form of self-necrosis

[LurchGS]

than voting for

[mahesh]

jumpin' Jovean jello-saura.

[peteshimmon]

Meanwhile bald eagles

[LurchGS]

plummeted freely upwind

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... in the red spot's ...

[LurchGS]

titanic biologic hurricane.

[genebujold]

Lawyers sued Jovian

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... lawyers, for their ...

[genebujold]

board credentials. Then,

[LurchGS]

when nobody was looking

(ok, 4 word)

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... ate their spleens!!!

[mahesh]

YIIIKES!!

by Jove!!

[Philip A]

By Toutatis!

[mahesh]

That was spleendid!

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Thank you, Thank you VERY Much!!!

:dance:

[LurchGS]

What about Naiomi?

[genebujold]

Are her legal

[mahesh]

Happy Thanksgiving Y'all

[mahesh]

Happy Thanksgiving myfriends!

[mahesh]

Happy Thanksgiving World!!!

[mahesh]

Are her legal

rights to teletransportation

[Jules]

dependant on alternative

[mahesh]

flight times to

[LurchGS]

Boston and the moon.

[mahesh]

via Papua NewGuinea

[genebujold]

or will lawyers

[LurchGS]

ever learn humility

[genebujold]

legally inspired statutes

[Gemini]

are really nice

[LurchGS]

if your flatulence

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... smells like cinnamon buns!!!!

[genebujold]

Lawyered sued cinnamon

[LurchGS]

congressional aids appetizers

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... to become a ...

[LurchGS]

tyrant in their

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... vicious, all-seeing eyes!!!!

[LurchGS]

After the feast

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... which was eaten with ...

[teri tait]

Green Eggs\Ham

[LurchGS]

grape flavored eggs,

[teri tait]

Ala mode...please

[LurchGS]

pass the butter

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... and the salt ...

[teri tait]

Just a grain

[LurchGS]

alcohol chaser by

[teri tait]

Salute the sky

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... kiss this guy ...

[teri tait]

Only just one

[teri tait]

On the cheek(ie)

[genebujold]

before lawyer leakie

[teri tait]

After a peekie

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... on a stinkie ...

[teri tait]

Field of songs

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... about Manure. This was ...

[LurchGS]

why the cattle

[teri tait]

Why the brewhaha

[mahesh]

was large espresso,

[teri tait]

Coffee is inexpensive

[mahesh]

, guffawed the TimeLords.

[teri tait]

A toast to...

[mahesh]

unplug the TimeBandits.

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Los Bandidos del Tiempo ...

[mahesh]

arriba arriba arriba!!

[teri tait]

What! the duece...

[teri tait]

You funny fellers!

[teri tait]

I'll whistle along;)

[peteshimmon]

tune about moons

[mahesh]

..hey diddle diddle...

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... the cat and ...

[genebujold]

some idiot driver

[LurchGS]

Unlike Gene, went

[genebujold]

backing over feline

[teri tait]

Purrr....purrrr....maaaaahhwwahher

[teri tait]

Hop, skip...jump

[mahesh]

, we have lift-off,

[teri tait]

We have clearance..

[mahesh]

level five security....

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... Clarence, Roger Roger ...

[Philip A]

went the battledroid

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... what's our vector, ...

[Philip A]

to HAARP, where

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... Victor will play ...

[teri tait]

Upgraded to level..

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... 20 Paladin, he then ...

[teri tait]

Bowed with grace...

[teri tait]

Your chariot awaits...

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.. one day, your prince ...

[teri tait]

All night long?!

[teri tait]

Exchange of tounges?!
;)

[teri tait]

Well and often!!!

[Wolverine]

http://www.bautforum.com/images/icons/icon4.gif Family friendly board (http://www.bautforum.com/showthread.php?p=564845#post564845).

[teri tait]

I stand corrected

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... and sit in the ...

[mahesh]

corner, face wall.

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

If that's, too harsh ...

[mahesh]

..crispy pan-fried crow..

[teri tait]

Humble pie too....

[mahesh]

are you hungry?..

[teri tait]

No...teri tait

[mahesh]

. Endeth so, Saga.

[teri tait]

Bring the New...

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... story, to the fore ...

[teri tait]

Don't dare me!

[Philip A]

" said the woo-woo,

[teri tait]

Never~ending~story after work
[Rubs hands in glee, with slight devish laughter]

[mahesh]

. Battledroid Centurion laughingly...

[teri tait]

YOU! Phil, Gotcha!

[mahesh]

unh-unh, no shouting...

[mickal555]

that the government

[teri tait]

unh-unh, no shouting...

Mehesh waltzes in...

(Sorry for cutting..it begged to be said)

[Philip A]

to tango through

[teri tait]

When we deviate...

[mugaliens]

or variate, it's

[teri tait]

Spice o' life!

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Ginger, is the ....

[teri tait]

Best looking castaway...

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... but, Mary-Anne is ...

[teri tait]

Professor's favorite assistant

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... because she WILL ...

[teri tait]

With a smile

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... perform any experiment ...

[teri tait]

Explore with abandon

[Philip A]

-ed ship's crews

[teri tait]

Landlubbers avast ye!

[Philip A]

FSM Pirate priests

[teri tait]

Jolly Roger that!!!!

[Philip A]

Peglegs

[teri tait]

In vitate victoria!
[More pesky latin]

[Philip A]

Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni?

[teri tait]

To send upward

[Philip A]

to a Scotsman

[teri tait]

Know your plaid/clan

[Philip A]

Campbell

[teri tait]

Well known kiltmakers ;)

[Philip A]

Men in skirts

[teri tait]

Plaid with pleats ;)

[Philip A]

Britney

[teri tait]

Isle of Raz

[Philip A]

, alien incursion location,

[teri tait]

LOL lighthouse, matey

[Philip A]

lured mariners to

[teri tait]

Harbors safe bay

[Philip A]

where men in black

[teri tait]

Men of Moth
;)

[Philip A]

took lepidopteric advantage

[teri tait]

Butterflies fly better

[Philip A]

in daylight than

[teri tait]

Daylight, Moonlight, Starlight

[mahesh]

. 'Horse-flies' in space...

[LurchGS]

who cleans up

[mahesh]

all dark matter,

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... when the Winged Horse ...

[mahesh]

canters across heavens,

[LurchGS]

Leaving Road Apples

[mahesh]

for road hogs.

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

To eat like ....

[teri tait]

A butterfly wing

[Philip A]

, banned in Kansas

[teri tait]

Alive in california

[LurchGS]

sinking into the sea

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

.... and puking up ...

[LurchGS]

Oregonian Treebark sandwiches

[teri tait]

With leafy lettuce

[mahesh]

, full of wormholes

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

..., and Dark Matter sauce!!!

[mahesh]

'Yummy', exclaim Munchions!!

[teri tait]

Dance my puppets!!!

[LurchGS]

fly away, you're free!

[teri tait]

Run Forrest...Run!!!

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Into the Yellow Forrest ...

[Laminal Cockroach]

it was all yellow

[teri tait]

With yellow snow

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

... from the huskies, who ...

[teri tait]

Nanookie the northie

[Laminal Cockroach]

My name is Mr. Burns

[teri tait]

Burns..George Burns

[mahesh]

aww-stick aww-stick aww-stick