The never ending woowoo game

[torque of the town]

Hid their true

[mahesh]

quarks! Somehow, quintessentially,

[chrissy]

they were not

[KaiYeves]

trying to win

[chrissy]

beauty contests just

[toejam]

to scare the

[KaiYeves]

locals away so

[peteshimmon]

silly! Start again

[KaiYeves]

don't pass go

[Sarawak]

do not collect

[mahesh]

get me pizza please

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with extra woowoo

[KaiYeves]

bashing Super Heroes

[chrissy]

that fly past

[Sarawak]

the black helicopters

[chrissy]

in silly costumes

[Eric Vaxxine]

that most children

[peteshimmon]

remove. The Oblegook

[Eric Vaxxine]

seemed pensive, maybe

[chrissy]

to deep in

[peteshimmon]

Oblegook silly pleasures

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That can be

[chrissy]

quite frustrating and

[toejam]

woowooworrying because often

[chrissy]

half the chess

[toejam]

pieces and half

[chrissy]

the board goes

[torque of the town]

Straight down the

[mahesh]

Event Horizon. Hence,

[chrissy]

the stargate programme

[toejam]

a really woowoonderfoooool

[chrissy]

series about travelling

[toejam]

woowoos who cooooodn't

[chrissy]

dial the gate

[toejam]

alphanumeric simple code

[chrissy]

without the DHD!
(dial home device

[toejam]

and no kiddin'

[chrissy]

around with it

[toejam]

because it's electrified

[chrissy]

shield protects it

[toejam]

like a White

[chrissy]

glow and hurts

[toejam]

the back of

[chrissy]

your hand when

[toejam]

the light falls

[chrissy]

directly on it

[toejam]

or any other

[chrissy]

part of your

[toejam]

body even the

[chrissy]

dead skin lurking

[toejam]

in the toejam

[chrissy]

sock drawer corners

[toejam]

where the booze

[chrissy]

is always hidden

[toejam]

when there's any

[chrissy]

body visiting him

[toejam]

from out of

[mahesh]

the blue, then

[torque of the town]

Shifted red, but

[chrissy]

green was best

[toejam]

woowoowoonderful green hair

[chrissy]

colour she has

[toejam]

matches her lips

[chrissy]

and her eyes

[toejam]

and her teeth

[chrissy]

just like the

[toejam]

old Nile crocodile

[chrissy]

has bitten many

[toejam]

and eaten more

[chrissy]

men than cleopatra

[toejam]

or Troy's Helen

[chrissy]

could ever imagine

[toejam]

wooing them in

[chrissy]

a million years

[toejam]

but they both

[chrissy]

had their time

[toejam]

of fun, games,

[chrissy]

and other things

[toejam]

that go bump

[chrissy]

in the night

[toejam]

but frighten nobody

[chrissy]

because they knew

[toejam]

what was happening

[chrissy]

and ignored it

[toejam]

as far as

[chrissy]

they were concerned

[toejam]

it never happened

[chrissy]

and life was

[toejam]

woowoooesomely dull as

[Eric Vaxxine]

administration. Because life

[chrissy]

needs a boost

[KaiYeves]

from two rockets

[chrissy]

placed strategically somewhere

[KaiYeves]

in East California.

[Eric Vaxxine]

The answer, however

[chrissy]

might be different

[KaiYeves]

depending on your

[Eric Vaxxine]

personal view. If

[toejam]

you are boring

[Eric Vaxxine]

or an accountant

[chrissy]

but still think

[toejam]

a rocket helps

[chrissy]

boost your life

[toejam]

then stick it

[Eric Vaxxine]

on a ledger

[toejam]

where the sun

[Eric Vaxxine]

will balance and

[chrissy]

never ever shine

[Eric Vaxxine]

unlike a prime

[toejam]

idiot who always

[chrissy]

spot on the

[toejam]

run, even when

[chrissy]

half asleep ,standing

[toejam]

in a hammock

[chrissy]

not holding anything

[Eric Vaxxine]

but the rigid

[chrissy]

nerves and hope

[toejam]

,pray, curse and

[Eric Vaxxine]

with flag waving

[chrissy]

beg for mercy

[toejam]

from hard hearted

[chrissy]

troll with big

[toejam]

bulging brown eyes

[chrissy]

and huge warts

[Eric Vaxxine]

bulbous and enormous

[chrissy]

threatening to pop

[Eric Vaxxine]

out of their

[KaiYeves]

sockets. Yuck, nasty!

[Eric Vaxxine]

almost ugly, so

[mahesh]

............Happy New Year!

[chrissy]

parties were organised

[toejam]

with designated drivers

[chrissy]

on standby to

[toejam]

supply Mary Jane

[KaiYeves]

Watson with a

[Eric Vaxxine]

lift so high

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That, her nose

[Sarawak]

bleeds profusely until

[KaiYeves]

she calls Spidey

[chrissy]

to get her

[toejam]

down to his

[chrissy]

house party that

[toejam]

you and i

[chrissy]

had been invited

[toejam]

to leave because

[chrissy]

we were noisy

[toejam]

and rumbunctious having

[chrissy]

been drinking quite

[Eric Vaxxine]

large glasses of

[toejam]

strong draught cider

[chrissy]

whatever was going

[toejam]

besides the cider?

[Eric Vaxxine]

Staggering and jovial

[toejam]

as we were

[chrissy]

to blind drunk

[toejam]

and still awake

[peteshimmon]

Give me Sunshine

[Eric Vaxxine]

or Moonshine, but

[toejam]

Newfoundland Screech beats

[Eric Vaxxine]

Oldham ragtime. Despite

[peteshimmon]

silly interuptions we

[toejam]

will drink Screech

[Eric Vaxxine]

and forget to

[toejam]

beware the police

[chrissy]

as they hide

[toejam]

,raiding the shack

[chrissy]

every night, and

[toejam]

confiscating our Screech

[Eric Vaxxine]

unfairly. Despite this,

[toejam]

Newfie Screech consumption

[chrissy]

was rife in

[toejam]

each seal-killing season

[chrissy]

with cruel consequences

[toejam]

so Screech helped

[chrissy]

soften the blows

[toejam]

to Newfies' psyches

[chrissy]

as their sneaky

[toejam]

bad consciences slowly

[chrissy]

creep up on

[toejam]

hands and knees

[chrissy]

using stealth and

[toejam]

low cunning to

[Eric Vaxxine]

tax us and

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shaft us as

[mahesh]

pizza got colder!!!!!!!!

[torque of the town]

and gravitationally unstable..

[chrissy]

planets started to

[toejam]

pm & email

[chrissy]

each other in

[toejam]

never ending succession

[chrissy]

until the limit

[toejam]

is exceeded, then

[chrissy]

you get e-mails

[toejam]

from other planets

[chrissy]

telling you its

[toejam]

pub closing time

[chrissy]

and you have

[toejam]

to drink up

[chrissy]

and leave the

[toejam]

young girls alone

[chrissy]

and go home

[toejam]

before the police

[chrissy]

chase them or

[toejam]

they run away

[chrissy]

in dark holes

[toejam]

and corners of

[chrissy]

the sewers and

[toejam]

drains that run

[chrissy]

underneath the roads

[toejam]

that lead to

[torque of the town]

Troll city, and

[peteshimmon]

the runaway train

[toejam]

through the looking-glass

[chrissy]

its the same

[toejam]

old story, fight

[chrissy]

and be hurt

[toejam]

by love, glory

[chrissy]

was won in

[toejam]

wars, but death

[chrissy]

never solves problems

[toejam]

for the living

[chrissy]

who are left

[toejam]

wondering if it

[chrissy]

was worth the

[toejam]

price. This morbid

[chrissy]

story must end

[toejam]

cheerup me lads

[chrissy]

said the pirate

[toejam]

bless 'em all

[chrissy]

and lets find

[toejam]

sergeants and WO I's

[chrissy]

mess but knock

[toejam]

on wood that

[chrissy]

they allow entry

[toejam]

to corporals and

[chrissy]

junior ranks for

[toejam]

their blinkin' sons

[chrissy]

who need glasses

[toejam]

of draught beer

[chrissy]

to see things

[toejam]

clear. but then

[chrissy]

nothing can do

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It like wacky

[chrissy]

races did back

[torque of the town]

in the good

[mahesh]

old BugsBunny cartoons,

[torque of the town]

where woowoo's had

[chrissy]

never been born

[toejam]

bless 'em all

[chrissy]

even penelope pitstop