The never ending woowoo game

[KaiYeves]

and green striped

[jamestox]

bloomers and stockings

[Eric Vaxxine]

not forgetting leggings

[peteshimmon]

going to Bedfordshire

[Eric Vaxxine]

via Essex and

[mfumbesi]

kicking and screaming,

[chrissy]

all the way

[toejam]

because no one

[chrissy]

wanted to listen

[Eric Vaxxine]

to her singing

[toejam]

and who could

[Eric Vaxxine]

blame them. Howcome

[toejam]

the woowoos never

[Eric Vaxxine]

buy drinks, they

[chrissy]

let toejam pay

[Eric Vaxxine]

every time. Oneday

[toejam]

I will run

[chrissy]

for the hills

[Eric Vaxxine]

and leave behind

[chrissy]

no trace of

[toejam]

or even nary

[chrissy]

his best mate

[Eric Vaxxine]

, the fat fella

[toejam]

who woowobbled off

[chrissy]

behind toejam screaming

[toejam]

you stole my

[chrissy]

giant mars bars

[toejam]

but it was

[chrissy]

too late toejam

[Eric Vaxxine]

had burrowed underground

[chrissy]

leaving fat boy

[Eric Vaxxine]

with belly ache.

[chrissy]

and a stitch

[Eric Vaxxine]

so painful he

[chrissy]

stopped suddenly and

[Eric Vaxxine]

phoned his mother.

[chrissy]

"mam bring the

[Eric Vaxxine]

ointment. In Baltimore

[chrissy]

and the excavator

[jamestox]

rolled through the

[KaiYeves]

snow, never stopping

[chrissy]

picking up speed

[toejam]

where snow became

[chrissy]

deeper and deeper

[toejam]

and the driver

[chrissy]

couldnt see anything

[toejam]

and not thinking

[chrissy]

he accelerated more

[toejam]

and ended up

[chrissy]

in the hole

[toejam]

dug for a

[KaiYeves]

lost pirate treasure

[chrissy]

thats been buried

[KaiYeves]

for 300 years

[Mellow]

only to be

[mfumbesi]

confronted by a tactless

[KaiYeves]

clod, named Mr.

[toejam]

Lesstack who proceeded

[peteshimmon]

on a journey

[Gemini]

which still continues

[chrissy]

in the frozen

[toejam]

bush of Ontario

[chrissy]

the only one

[toejam]

who tried to

[chrissy]

see the bush

[toejam]

on foot without

[chrissy]

any shoes on

[toejam]

not even snowshoes

[chrissy]

would freeze like

[toejam]

snowshoes NEVER freeze

[chrissy]

bare feet do

[toejam]

on any woowoo

[Sean Clayden]

a miraculous dance

[chrissy]

you would preform

[toejam]

if a woowoo

[Sean Clayden]

danced on your

[chrissy]

freezing cold toes

[Sean Clayden]

could be warmed

[toejam]

if hell suddenly

[chrissy]

pop up and

[Sean Clayden]

suddenly froze over

[toejam]

before the bat

[chrissy]

out of hell

[Sean Clayden]

Whilst upside down

[toejam]

out could get :)

[chrissy]

to sing two

[toejam]

woowoo songs in

[chrissy]

tswanian or welsh

[toejam]

playing the woobrophone

[chrissy]

and a cello

[toejam]

with his feet

[chrissy]

in time with

[toejam]

the woonderful woowoo

[chrissy]

who was master

[mahesh]

woobrophonist par excellance,

[chrissy]

he only played

[toejam]

wooping good songs

[chrissy]

to a select

[toejam]

gwoop of woowoos

[chrissy]

and charge a

[toejam]

whopping fee for

[chrissy]

only one hour

[toejam]

of fun and

[chrissy]

other pleasures of

[rahuldandekar]

the skin, which

[KaiYeves]

the moisturizer improved

[chrissy]

every dry patch

[toejam]

woowooed the left

[chrissy]

also known as

[toejam]

the sinister hand

[chrissy]

was a dark

[KaiYeves]

and stormy night

[toejam]

on frosty Friday

[KaiYeves]

Gelato was served.

[chrissy]

a weekly ritual

[KaiYeves]

in the city

[chrissy]

when everyone gathers

[toejam]

nuts in May

[chrissy]

for the ritual

[toejam]

dance followed by

[chrissy]

the odd sacrifice

[mahesh]

. Thence WoowooInChief singeth,

[chrissy]

while the victims

[Eric Vaxxine]

went shopping for

[KaiYeves]

summer clothes in

[Eric Vaxxine]

Lycra briefs, stockings

[chrissy]

and nothing else

[toejam]

except tandem bicycles

[chrissy]

with uncomfortable seats

[toejam]

on the handlebars

[chrissy]

where the punished

[toejam]

woowoos eat, sleep,

[chrissy]

and drink together

[rahuldandekar]

as if their

[mfumbesi]

lives were about to,

[Eric Vaxxine]

become interesting. Suppose

[chrissy]

it ever did

[Eric Vaxxine]

happen, they would

[peteshimmon]

..** Wins Jackpot..

[chrissy]

and go on

[toejam]

and on and

[chrissy]

on a holiday

[toejam]

in the middle

[chrissy]

of the winter

[toejam]

in Northern Ontario

[chrissy]

in howling winds

[toejam]

and howling woowoolves

[chrissy]

wait for the

[mfumbesi]

re-incarnation of lord Woo.

[chrissy]

The highest powerful

[peteshimmon]

silly booglejack known

[chrissy]

to all mankind

[KaiYeves]

I sincerely say

[chrissy]

this to warn

[toejam]

woowoos whoo woo

[peteshimmon]

silly booglejacks everywhere

[chrissy]

and think that

[peteshimmon]

(still makes sense:))

[KaiYeves]

Of course not!

[toejam]

woowoodn't be woowoos

[chrissy]

(still makes sense:))

yeh got worried:whistle:



without being silly

[toejam]

wooandering wooselesly arawoond

[chrissy]

not knowing where

[toejam]

their mummy put

[chrissy]

their play things

[toejam]

woowooden trains and

[chrissy]

whooping large legos

[toejam]

that woowoos woose

[chrissy]

every day and

[toejam]

woonder where they

[chrissy]

put them always

[jamestox]

in the lower

[mfumbesi]

compartment of the king's

[Mellow]

mercedes holo ship

[mfumbesi]

number A548. Interestingly everybody was

[Ze Kraggash]

Bush science plan

[mahesh]

for three woowoords,

[jamestox]

"WooScience", "WooResearch", and

[chrissy]

wooo knows what

[toejam]

wood you wooant

[chrissy]

to ever know

[jamestox]

what wooould become

[mfumbesi]

of the presidential succinct plan

[jamestox]

that the chief

[Infinite Horizons]

committee sat today

[jamestox]

and strenuously argued

[toejam]

that up was

[chrissy]

down and down

[toejam]

wooas right and

[chrissy]

top went sideways

[toejam]

in triangular spirals

[chrissy]

this strange place

[toejam]

called Bush's White

[chrissy]

tent is located

[toejam]

thhree-fourths of five-eighths

[chrissy]

on the planet

[toejam]

pluto, we wish

[Sean Clayden]

for planetary confirmation

[jamestox]

of the coordinates!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Never forget that

[jamestox]

, no matter how

[Eric Vaxxine]

many woowoo's suggest

[peteshimmon]

going to Mars

[peteshimmon]

and coming back

[jamestox]

, we'll not be

[chrissy]

it might not

[toejam]

but it might

[chrissy]

be a bad

[toejam]

deal if first

[jamestox]

payments are involved;

[toejam]

to the Mafia

[chrissy]

before sunset tomorrow

[toejam]

in Antarctica, but

[Infinite Horizons]

not after 3pm

[chrissy]

no-one will be

[toejam]

there if you

[Eric Vaxxine]

call. Use telepathy

[toejam]

or witchcraft whatever

[Eric Vaxxine]

is easier, however ...

[chrissy]

you might wait

[toejam]

till you are

[chrissy]

in a coma

[Eric Vaxxine]

because then you

[chrissy]

wont care if

[Eric Vaxxine]

facts outweigh fiction

[chrissy]

or answers the

[Eric Vaxxine]

'big' question because

[chrissy]

you won't know

[toejam]

unless you wake

[chrissy]

your self up

[toejam]

even if woowoowoozy

[chrissy]

and take heed

[toejam]

of your head

[chrissy]

and listen again

[toejam]

woowoowobbly though you

[chrissy]

know it means

[toejam]

woowoorse wil followoowoo

[chrissy]

so be careful

[toejam]

where your wool

[chrissy]

jumpers are stored

[toejam]

,maybe moths, mice,

[chrissy]

and other eaters

[toejam]

might mash more

[chrissy]

than you realise

[toejam]

and then release

[chrissy]

your anger on

[toejam]

some poor man

[chrissy]

because their there

[toejam]

handy towoo kick

[chrissy]

when tied down