The never ending woowoo game

[Eric Vaxxine]

often seen eating

[KaiYeves]

tofu made by

[Eric Vaxxine]

Peruvian peasants who

[Grand_Lunar]

...sell many programs...

[Eric Vaxxine]

but never remember

[KaiYeves]

how to sing

[Eric Vaxxine]

Saturday Night Fever

[Grand_Lunar]

on Jay Leno's...

[Eric Vaxxine]

doorstep. In America

[Grand_Lunar]

...Reptilian overlords planned....

[Eric Vaxxine]

to deliver pizza

[Grand_Lunar]

...to the home...

[Eric Vaxxine]

within 30 minutes

[Grand_Lunar]

or they will

[Eric Vaxxine]

personally take over

[Grand_Lunar]

...ten square meters....

[Eric Vaxxine]

(approx 27 ft)

[Grand_Lunar]

...of Iowa land.

[Eric Vaxxine]

They didn't realise

[Grand_Lunar]

...that it was....

[Eric Vaxxine]

swamp. Everyone knows

[Grand_Lunar]

...it's common in...

[Eric Vaxxine]

life to encounter

[KaiYeves]

gorillas when shopping

[chrissy]

for ripe bananas

[KaiYeves]

in subarctic Canada.

[chrissy]

as they turn

[KaiYeves]

into the daylight

[Eric Vaxxine]

the escape by

[KaiYeves]

skyboard, unfurling the

[Eric Vaxxine]

light sail and

[KaiYeves]

heading for treasure

[Eric Vaxxine]

island. Why do

[chrissy]

they want to

[Eric Vaxxine]

escape at all?

[chrissy]

so off they

[Eric Vaxxine]

go, thinking that

[chrissy]

life is such

[Eric Vaxxine]

a short endeavour

[chrissy]

to reach their

[Eric Vaxxine]

zenith ... but ....amazingly

[chrissy]

they come across

[Eric Vaxxine]

a woowoo genius

[KaiYeves]

whose name was

[chrissy]

nigel , his mind

[please]

being size of

[Mellow]

a rolled up

[toejam]

nanotube, and bent

[chrissy]

like a zed

[toejam]

and folded twice.

[KaiYeves]

"Happy Halloween!" he

[chrissy]

shouted in a

[peteshimmon]

silly stupid accent.

[Eric Vaxxine]

His pumpkin was

[KaiYeves]

carved to resemble

[Eric Vaxxine]

something so scary

[please]

that he wetted

[Nadme]

his pants and then

[jamestox]

cried "Mommy!!!" Afterwards,

[peteshimmon]

she screamed, "SILLY!".

[chrissy]

it looks like

[Mellow]

a young Brando

[chrissy]

and fell passionately

[jamestox]

, face downwards, into

[chrissy]

a ball and

[mahesh]

had a bawl.

[toejam]

So the moral

[chrissy]

of the story

[Eric Vaxxine]

ain't too important

[chrissy]

because other things

[mahesh]

, with a telescope,

[Grand_Lunar]

appear closer than

[chrissy]

a rear-view mirror

[KaiYeves]

made in Cote d'Ivorie

[chrissy]

and not plastic

[toejam]

like some people

[chrissy]

would prefere it

[toejam]

for reasons best

[chrissy]

known to themselves

[KaiYeves]

which I shall

[please]

not reveal here.

[Mellow]

So finally we

[chrissy]

carry on with

[Sean Clayden]

mindless scientific theory

[chrissy]

advising on things

[Sean Clayden]

that never exist

[chrissy]

or possibily could

[toejam]

, not even in

[peteshimmon]

financial ripoff theory.

[mfumbesi]

be taken,

[Eric Vaxxine]

like asprin, but

[chrissy]

inserted intravenously could

[Eric Vaxxine]

revive non-believers, thereby

[toejam]

contributing nothing whatever

[chrissy]

is said to

[Eric Vaxxine]

mean something, but

[rahuldandekar]

doesn't really moo

[Mellow]

like a cow

[mfumbesi]

or a mosquito, provided

[chrissy]

that only three

[mfumbesi]

were taken, before

[chrissy]

the head cow

[mfumbesi]

inexplicable,

[chrissy]

things would happen

[mfumbesi]

leading to a woowoo,

[Farsight]

Energy is Space.

[chrissy]

therefore caution is

[toejam]

flung away and

[chrissy]

rushing headlong into

[toejam]

deep and fertile

[chrissy]

lands where the

[toejam]

deer and the

[peteshimmon]

silly antelope play

[chrissy]

running wild were

[toejam]

herds of nerds

[chrissy]

wearing white coats

[Eric Vaxxine]

and goggles, chanting ...

[rahuldandekar]

"Eureka, Eureka"... presumably

[Blue Fire]

with malice towards

[jamestox]

the orange and

[Sean Clayden]

the pussy cat

[mfumbesi]

to which he said

[chrissy]

super-caller-fradilous-is-ex-pee-alli-docious or something

[toejam]

that meant that

[chrissy]

mary poppins was

[toejam]

cheating, using motorbikes

[chrissy]

popping wheelies and

[toejam]

chasing Harry Potter

[chrissy]

through narnia where

[toejam]

a different lion

[chrissy]

lay in waiting

[chrissy]

his name , Bruce

[toejam]

The Speedy Cat

[chrissy]

he would play

[toejam]

the harpsichord with

[chrissy]

a group called

[toejam]

Where's Everyone Else

[chrissy]

they played gigs

[toejam]

and ate figs

[chrissy]

that were out-of-date

[toejam]

but very yummy

[toejam]

Ha!

[mfumbesi]

Was the last thing

[chrissy]

that was said

[mfumbesi]

before a loud

[toejam]

mouthed bloke said

[chrissy]

who's pinched my

[toejam]

bum? And he

[chrissy]

cried for mamma

[toejam]

woowoowoo he cried

[chrissy]

someone pinched my

[toejam]

bum again!!! WOOWOOOWOOOOOOOO.........

[chrissy]

so his mamma

[toejam]

gave him beer

[chrissy]

and ran at

[Eric Vaxxine]

top speed towards

[KaiYeves]

Dark Lord Sinkae's

[chrissy]

tent in the

[toejam]

beer garden that

[chrissy]

had flowers around

[toejam]

all barmaid's heads

[chrissy]

the dark lord

[KaiYeves]

shouted "I shall...

[Fraunkensteen]

equals infinity always.

[jamestox]

AND, I know

[mfumbesi]

who pinched your bum.

[rahuldandekar]

It was the

[Mellow]

tin foil hats

[mfumbesi]

confederation representative who

[jamestox]

married your youngest

[chrissy]

daughter last year

[Eric Vaxxine]

in Barbados. Rumours

[chrissy]

around the streets

[Eric Vaxxine]

seem to suggest

[toejam]

they never were

[Eric Vaxxine]

lovers, but regularly

[toejam]

met for coffee

[Eric Vaxxine]

and cuddles upstairs

[toejam]

her dad was

[Eric Vaxxine]

a philanthropist who

[chrissy]

had no idea

[toejam]

that was worth

[Eric Vaxxine]

posting a thread

[KaiYeves]

about spiny lobsters!"

[Eric Vaxxine]

or Llama husbandry

[mfumbesi]

Sadly thou

[Grand_Lunar]

the ship Nostromo...

[jamestox]

encountered an unusual

[mfumbesi]

woowoo energy and

[mahesh]

spiralled spontaneously, towards

[chrissy]

springfield, where homer

[mfumbesi]

and Dilbert laughed till

[Mellow]

three simple words

[chrissy]

came out of

[mfumbesi]

the green eyed

[Grand_Lunar]

Woo-woo, whose name...

[mahesh]

....escapes me, however....

[jamestox]

Anyway, as I

[peteshimmon]

am universally silly

[chrissy]

didnt know what

[toejam]

you meant when

[chrissy]

a big flash

[peteshimmon]

made me silly

[chrissy]

and danced naked

[toejam]

on the deck

[chrissy]

of a tug

[toejam]

towing the QE2

[chrissy]

the queen wasnt

[toejam]

amused but Prince

[chrissy]

andrew wanted to

[toejam]

marry whoever it

[Eric Vaxxine]

docked with. Despite

[chrissy]

not even knowing

[toejam]

the naked dancer

[peteshimmon]

who AAARRRRRRGGGG fell

[Eric Vaxxine]

in love with

[KaiYeves]

Count Dooku, the

[Eric Vaxxine]

most powerful bachelor

[mfumbesi]

in the galactic colony.

[KaiYeves]

Unknown to all,

[mfumbesi]

the courtiers were planning,

[chrissy]

the wedding already

[KaiYeves]

The lucky couple

[toejam]

managed to split

[KaiYeves]

three hydrogen atoms

[chrissy]

in a minute!

[toejam]

So they called

[chrissy]

a press conference

[toejam]

to say that

[chrissy]

anything is possible

[toejam]

except the wedding

[chrissy]

might be cancelled

[toejam]

because the omens

[chrissy]

told them by

[toejam]

by woowoo fortunetellers

[chrissy]

and by phone

[toejam]

by some phony

[chrissy]

company thats called

[toejam]

woophone Inc from

[KaiYeves]

Chicago, Illinois, USA.

[peteshimmon]

that wunnerful town

[tbm]

where Nancy Lieder

[KaiYeves]

is banned from

[peteshimmon]

talking silly sense

[chrissy]

and walking on

[peteshimmon]

silly Lake Michegan

[chrissy]

in the winter

[Eric Vaxxine]

without thermal underwear

[KaiYeves]

that is pink

[jamestox]

with polka dotted