The never ending woowoo game

[ToSeek]

in the ravening

[Eric Vaxxine]

voracious past. Sometimes

[mickal555]

They deciede to

[rahuldandekar]

just leave the

[ToSeek]

llamas in the

[rahuldandekar]

shuttle, while spacewalking

[antoniseb]

the skymall looking

[ToSeek]

for a good

[Eric Vaxxine]

saddle. Normally I

[rahuldandekar]

would've lied to

[ToSeek]

my in-laws

[rahuldandekar]

but since Naomi

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has developed penchants

[Eric Vaxxine]

for jam tarts

[rahuldandekar]

, my in-laws have

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to hide the

[ToSeek]

bodies in the

[rahuldandekar]

graveyard, and dig

[mickal555]

the tunes that

[Frog march]

skeletons play on

[Eric Vaxxine]

bongo's while singing

[rahuldandekar]

the famous death-song

[mickal555]

which was writin

[Eric Vaxxine]

in Polish, causing

[rahuldandekar]

the dancing to

[Eric Vaxxine]

be foreign looking.

[rahuldandekar]

Foreign dancers caused

[Eric Vaxxine]

cancer and officials

[Frog march]

fined them 20

[mahesh]

freshly-made Higgs bosons,

[Eric Vaxxine]

4-&-20 Blackholes baked

[mahesh]

in a pi,

[antoniseb]

and tupence. Conspiracy

[rahuldandekar]

Theories think mixing

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fact and fiction

[rahuldandekar]

sells books. But

[Eric Vaxxine]

in reality it's

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Dr Cuckoo who invented

[Eric Vaxxine]

personal desire, creating

[ciderman]

Percival Hiwire, debating

[rahuldandekar]

over matters of

[Eric Vaxxine]

little substance. Lately

[rahuldandekar]

this thread has

[Frog march]

been brought to

[korjik]

you by the

[Eric Vaxxine]

Intercontinental Submissive Society

[FireEyes]

llama who cried

[Eric Vaxxine]

only because her

[rahuldandekar]

feet were too

[Eric Vaxxine]

huge to measure

[mahesh]

the Milky Way.

[rahuldandekar]

In fact, they

[Eric Vaxxine]

believe that only

[Frog march]

the people who

[Eric Vaxxine]

are telepathic, eat

[rahuldandekar]

large dirty fried

[mickal555]

spagetti which caused

[rahuldandekar]

a sorrowful trance

[Eric Vaxxine]

revealing meaningless visions

[Frog march]

of thousands of

[Eric Vaxxine]

Americans seeking a

[mugaliens]

fork to twirl

[Eric Vaxxine]

during their annual

[rahuldandekar]

"Dude, where's my

[Frog march]

sandwich" competition. They

[rahuldandekar]

burnt hundreds of

[mahesh]

toasts, before one

[rahuldandekar]

suddenly flew over

[Eric Vaxxine]

Bakersfield. Flying toast

[Frog march]

breaking the sound-barrier

[rahuldandekar]

and sailing cheese

[korjik]

caused many people

[rahuldandekar]

to grab the

[Eric Vaxxine]

tweezers and pluck

[rahuldandekar]

the minor planets

[Eric Vaxxine]

out from their

[rahuldandekar]

cocoons, disregarding astrologers'

[Frog march]

many foibles and

[rahuldandekar]

putting the planets

[Eric Vaxxine]

up for sale

[rahuldandekar]

, each priced about

[Eric Vaxxine]

$9.16c, plus tax,

[rahuldandekar]

tax varying from

[mahesh]

here to eternity.

[rahuldandekar]

Someone purchased the

[Eric Vaxxine]

whole of Uranus

[mahesh]

and Orion's Belt,

[rahuldandekar]

which contained a

[mahesh]

glittering sword, mystifyingly

[rahuldandekar]

shining like a

[mahesh]

grinning Schrödinger's cat,

[rahuldandekar]

50 % grinning, and

[Beards]

50 % dying inside,

[mahesh]

no one knows

[mickal555]

but me, the

[mahesh]

wonderful wizard of Oz :dance:

[rahuldandekar]

how the Tin-man

[Eric Vaxxine]

creaked, but Alice

[Setumadhava]

was too sexy

[Eric Vaxxine]

and rumours circulated

[rahuldandekar]

about her... er...

[mahesh]

moving anti-clockwise. Thereafter

[rahuldandekar]

... no, hereafter... no

[Eric Vaxxine]

sometime after dinner

[mahesh]

much laughter ensued

[rahuldandekar]

over the silliness

[Arneb]

of the Alice's allegation that...

[Eric Vaxxine]

men are monkeys,

[rahuldandekar]

but llamas are

[Eric Vaxxine]

honest and kind

[rahuldandekar]

to other llamas;

[mahesh]

particularly 'Dalai' types

[rahuldandekar]

who live on

[Eric Vaxxine]

Love, especially. Recently

[rahuldandekar]

five million children

[Arneb]

were transdimensionally transmuted into llamas when

[Eric Vaxxine]

they least expected,

[rahuldandekar]

and they now

[mahesh]

love Bach's Concertos!

[rahuldandekar]

Somehow, music seems

[Eric Vaxxine]

to deliver personal

[mahesh]

C-notes in cheese-envelopes

[Eric Vaxxine]

and music also

[rahuldandekar]

broadens people's frowns

[mahesh]

, continually churning out

[rahuldandekar]

crap, crap, crap

[mahesh]

..."enough fish already"....

[rahuldandekar]

(this is not making sense now ;) )

[Frog march]

three, two, one

[mahesh]

i was assuming a typo :liar: ..your posting referred to carp...as in fish.......(fish is good for you...not bombayduck)

[rahuldandekar]

0.1, 0.01, 0.001,

[rahuldandekar]

(Ah, I didn't get that... I meant crap, not carp... the world is full of crap ;) )

[mahesh]

three, two, one
...zero..we've lift-off!!!!

[rahuldandekar]

We're getting confused here... I wanted it to go to zero asymtotically :D

[mahesh]

(Ah, I didn't get that... I meant crap, not carp... the world is full of crap ;) )
geeeeee man....i know what you meant.....

do we ......like we have to analyse this?????

[rahuldandekar]

Yeah... why not analyse... oops, we must get back to the game...


...zero..we've lift-off!!!!

The astronauts balanced

[Frog march]

their work and

[Eric Vaxxine]

woowoos decided that

[rahuldandekar]

the astronauts never

[Frog march]

operate machinery while

[rahuldandekar]

looking out the

[Eric Vaxxine]

moon base windows,

[rahuldandekar]

or, surfing the

[mahesh]

seas of cheese.

vaxxine!...couldn't resist

[rahuldandekar]

The woowoos glanced

[Eric Vaxxine]

at the facts

[Eric Vaxxine]

seas of cheese.

vaxxine!...couldn't resist

Excellent choice, I bow, tip my hat and swoon.

[rahuldandekar]

at the facts

and cursed the

[mahesh]

whey the curds curdled.

i know....liberties...

[rahuldandekar]

Liberties make us

[mahesh]

full of pizzazz
gee, how i love pizza:D

[Eric Vaxxine]

and revere drive-through

[rahuldandekar]

car-washers with girls

[Eric Vaxxine]

who really like

[rahuldandekar]

being bathed in

[mahesh]

glittering pearls. Meanwhile,

[rahuldandekar]

Gondor was attacked

[Eric Vaxxine]

by rabbits from

[rahuldandekar]

Darth Vader's woowoo

[damien]

and they were huge,

[rahuldandekar]

bigger than spiders

[Frog march]

giant mellons that

[damien]

bounced like rubber biscuits

[Eric Vaxxine]

on acid. In

[rahuldandekar]

the following stanzas

[damien]

Once upon a time

[Eric Vaxxine]

a woowoo deciphered

[rahuldandekar]

the Da-Mars code

[afterburner]

. Later that day

[rahuldandekar]

someone shovelled the

[mahesh]

pollinated seeds towards

[rahuldandekar]

Mr. Anderson's beautiful wife

[mahesh]

. Thereafter the monkey

[rahuldandekar]

which was formerly

[damien]

living on the Moon

[Eric Vaxxine]

and lonely, decided

[rahuldandekar]

to jump off

[mahesh]

Copernicus crater, when

[Frog march]

he felt certain

[Sean Clayden]

there was cheese..................

[Sean Clayden]

there was cheese..................

The bible said...........:D :D

[mahesh]

'Hens IV' crosseth road

[rahuldandekar]

and that because

[mahesh]

in five nanoseconds,

[Eric Vaxxine]

time is almost

[Casus_belli]

ephermal. However aardvarks

[Eric Vaxxine]

are time-travellers who

[rahuldandekar]

use the lottery

[Eric Vaxxine]

like you do,

[rahuldandekar]

but win! Illegal,

[Eric Vaxxine]

dangerous, expensive contraband

[mahesh]

is incinerated. Environmentally

[Eric Vaxxine]

funky music perpetuates

[Damien Evans]

around hyde park

[mahesh]

, nay, hyde-and-seek park.

[Damien Evans]

pink elephants always

(don't ask)

[mahesh]

make Dumbo dance,

[rahuldandekar]

while Bozo crash-lands

[Eric Vaxxine]

in Woowooville, causing

[rahuldandekar]

an epidemic of

[Arneb]

body-snatcherism.

[rahuldandekar]

Body-thiefs promptly stole

[mahesh]

bad-spelling witch's stole!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Meanwhile, in Kansas

[rahuldandekar]

, back at the llama farm,

[Eric Vaxxine]

the telephone rang,

[rahuldandekar]

and Henry llama

[Duane]

discovered alien implants

[rahuldandekar]

, fetching him the

[Eric Vaxxine]

physical evidence needed

[rahuldandekar]

for building a

[Frog march]

teleport device that

[Casus_belli]

instantantly de-atomizes every

[rahuldandekar]

alien within 20

[mahesh]

Petri dishes. This

[rahuldandekar]

inhuman weapon was

[Frog march]

first used on

[rahuldandekar]

those guys from

[Eric Vaxxine]

Manchester, but the

[Mellow]

powers that be

(Always wanted to use that phrase here)

[mahesh]

modestly mellowed. CoreFailures,

[rahuldandekar]

,whatever those are,

[mahesh]

welcome to VaxxineCreations,

[rahuldandekar]

the llama limerick-

[Mellow]

termination squad. Who

[rahuldandekar]

-se first job was

[Frog march]

to terminate the

[rahuldandekar]

terminating termites of

[Eric Vaxxine]

Phalaborwa, who nibble

[rahuldandekar]

at llama skin

[Eric Vaxxine]

began singing, but

[rahuldandekar]

the composer suddenly

[Eric Vaxxine]

died, terminating the

[Frog march]

loan contract he

[Eric Vaxxine]

remembered he'd forgotton

[rahuldandekar]

, of the amount $

[Eric Vaxxine]

woowoo's feared would

[rahuldandekar]

suddenly crop up

[mickal555]

which was different

[Eric Vaxxine]

because facts are

[Frog march]

saturated or poly-unsaturated

[Eric Vaxxine]

depending on who

[rahuldandekar]

eats them. This

[Eric Vaxxine]

makes woo-woos nervous

[rahuldandekar]

because their mouths

[Samba]

are not round

[rahuldandekar]

but shaped like

[Eric Vaxxine]

rhombuses. Their ears

[mickal555]

were quite unusal

[Eric Vaxxine]

resembling cheap puffy