Henceforth you shall be known as Darth... erm...

[Jason Thompson]

OK, time for some silliness and fun.

One of the things that struck me about Revenge of the Sith was the apparently random way Palpatine chose to give Annakin his Sith name of Darth Vader. Discussing it with Emma (my girlfriend) we decide he must have had a copy of The Big Book of Sith Lord Names. We imagine the first page to go something like this:

Choosing a name for your Sith Apprentice is a very big decision. This is the name he will have for the rest of his life. It must convey his status as a Sith Lord effectively if he is to strike terror into the hearts of Jedi and lesser beings throughout the galaxy. Consider the terrible tale of Darth Fluffy who, despite being capable of the most commendable malice and able to bend the Force to his will virtually in his sleep, was driven to suicidal despair by the fact that his master had given him a name that meant no-one took him seriously.

Some examples of totally unsuitable names for a Sith Lord are given on the following pages.

So, can anyone think of some unsuitable names for a Sith Lord?

[azazul]

How about Darth Jason. :lol:

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Cute, Cuddly, Little Bunny

[CJSF]

...his master had given him a name that meant no-one took him seriously.

Some examples of totally unsuitable names for a Sith Lord are given on the following pages.

In that spirit...

Darth Kaysing
Darth Rene
Darth Sibrel
Darth White
Darth Cosnette

Wait... it's worse than a Star Trek/Star Wars crossover... It's a Lunar Conspiracies/Start Wars crossover!

CJSF

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth I Have Something Really Funny Written on My Butt

[Daniel H.]

Darth Bill.
Darth Anakin.

[Gullible Jones]

Darth Maul.
Darth Hideous.
Darth Darth.
Darth Gus.
Darth Blackadder.

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Dances with Wolves

[DataCable]

Darth Skippy
Darth Helmet
Darth Bobo
Darth "Father" In Another Languange

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Poopy Drawers

[John M. Dollan]

Darth Cries At Night
Darth Bob
...and my personal favorite...
Darth Sabrina Mulholland-JJones

...John...

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Doofus

[Halcyon Dayz]

Darth Wets-his-pants

[Kristophe]

Darth Julio

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Right Said Fred

"I'm too Sexy for my Cape, too Sexy for my Cape, Can't Keep in Shape ..."

[DukePaul]

How about Darth Sunshine Rainbow? What kind of tattoos would Darth have?
Maybe a little "Darth loves Padme" heart on his chest?
__________________________________________________ __________________

'Just because you're a genius doesn"t make you a smart guy.

[Bilateralrope]

Darth ummm, what shall I name you

[Ilya]

Darth Bilbo.

Darth Gollum is not quite as bad, but still pretty silly.

OTOH, Darth Smeagol has a good ominous ring to it.

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Cutie Pie

[Champion_Munch]

Darth munch? Darth champion munch?

Oh wait, those names would rule... ;)

with regards

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Broken Lightsaber

[mickal555]

Darth Epson

[Lycus]

Darth Olomew

[mickal555]

darth tator

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Weenie

[Jason]

Darth Unpleasant

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Henry

[Kaptain K]

Darth Brooks - complete with black cowboy helmet! :oops:

[mickal555]

darth burp

[Invader Spleen]

Darth Bubba
Darth Creampuff
Darth Gump
Darth Tinky Winky/Dipsy/Laa Laa/Po
Darth Fluffy

[mickal555]

Darth um.....

[darkhunter]

Darth Brooks - complete with black cowboy helmet! :oops:

Darth Gates...complete with screaming [possible unfair sterotype] teenage girl[/sterotype] minions....

Darth Spock

[mickal555]

darth marth

[DroneFour]

Darth Pansy
Darth Jacko
Darth Lefty
Darth Cartman
Darth Hoagland
Darth Krusty
Darth Bush

[mickal555]

darth Cough

[Champion_Munch]

darth Cough

:lol:

Btw, am I the only one who thinks the emoticons on this board (especially that ^^ one) are over-cheesy?

with regards

[mickal555]

whats the ^^ one?

Speaking of emotions- the one that goes underneith the :-? one hass dissapeared!!!!

[mickal555]

Darth dissapointment
Darth kneebow
Darth me
Darth tambarine

[Champion_Munch]

whats the ^^ one?

Speaking of emotions- the one that goes underneith the :-? one hass dissapeared!!!!

I meant (^^) to be pointing at the laughing emoticon above (looked somewhat disorted when I posted it :P).

with regards

[mickal555]

whats the ^^ one?

Speaking of emotions- the one that goes underneith the :-? one hass dissapeared!!!!

I meant (^^) to be pointing at the laughing emoticon above (looked somewhat disorted when I posted it :P).

with regards

It does look very odd- but you get used to it...

darth impotence
darth impulsive
darth bannarma

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Go-Go

[Moose]

Darth Not-Appearing-In-This-Film

[Kristophe]

Darth Lister
Darth Listerine
Darth Fruit Booty
Darty Sony
Darth Rainbow
Darth Kitten
Darth Rose
Darth Pussywillow
Darth Aikens
Darth Atkins
Darth Kryten
Darth Who
Darth Ut
Darth Cuddles

[mickal555]

Darth byran

[Champion_Munch]

Darth Not-Appearing-In-This-Film

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was just thinking THE EXACT SAME THING. :P

How about Darth the-not-quite-so-brave as Darth not-appearing-in-this-film?

with regards

[Daffy]

Darth Larry

Darth Darryl

Darth Other Darryl

[Robert Andersson]

Darth Micky

Darth Mindy

[mickal555]

darth I.P Freely

[Moose]

Darth Binky

[Kristophe]

Darth Odie

[Jpax2003]

Darth Ratzinger

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Treadmark

[mickal555]

darth trademark
darth copywrite

[hippietrekx]

Darth Melvin
Darth Marvin
Darth Sue
Darth Billy
Darth Smith
Darth Garth

and my favorite...

Darth Poodle.

There's a story behind this. Last night my friend and I were disapointed to find that the sky had clouded over and we couldn't drag out our telescopes at 4 am to look at Mars. Instead, we made a spoof of Episode III using "Light-up spoon sabers" (free prizes found in cereal boxes), several Beanie Babies from my friends collection, name tags, and a video camera low on batteries. We made all of the "dark" characters black-colored Beanies, and by the time we were "casting" Darth Sidious, all that was left in black was a poodle with red bows on it's ears.

As a result of this spoof, I learned that just because you CAN do something without violating copyrights, you shouldn't and that I am a terrible voice actor. And it's hard to make inanimate objects have light saber dules.

So, as a result of this caffiene-induced insainity, Darth Sidious will never be uttered around me without a giggle for I will remember him as Darth Poodle.

And now, as I have not slept since 10:00 am Sturday moring and am now not making any sense due to sleep-deprivation... I am going to bed.

--htx

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Kitty-Witty

[Cl1mh4224rd]

Darth She Blows
Darth Yankovic
Darth Red Shirt

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Gaping Hole in His Chest

[Count Zero]

One thing that has, so far, been overlooked is that Sith names have a tendency (though not an exclusive one) to be based on words with the prefix "In-": (In)Sideous, (In)Vader, etc. We can have a lot of fun with this:

The Good
Darth Vincible
Darth Credible
Darth Destructible
Darth Comparable
Darth Defatigable

The Bad
Darth Nocent
Darth Ane
Darth Sipid
Darth Competent
Darth Efficient
Darth Effective
Darth Consequential

The Ugly
Darth Continent

[mickal555]

Darth She Blows =D> =D> :lol: :lol:

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Dick

[Mr Gorsky]

In the spriir of Count Zero's posting, how about

Darth Sipid

or, my own personal favourite (forgetting the In thing)

Darth Mork

8)

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Benedict XVI

[Fram]

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Darth Ortrue? (hey, all the good puns were taken yet)

[mickal555]

Darth Tater
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[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Reginald White

[papageno]

"Hi! I'm Darth McClure. You may remember me..."

[Fram]

Darth Agnan.

[Nergal]

Darth Disco 8-[

[Conspiracy Cam]

Darth butter fingers.
Darth nappy pants.
Darth stupid
Darth cannon fodder

[Champion_Munch]

Darth Bogan ..... :o

with regards

[mickal555]

Darth optimistic
Darth conspiricy
Darth Hoax

[MAPNUT]

Maybe the Sith used a system like this:
http://forums.epicski.com/showthread.php?t=27246

Well, not exactly like this, because Anakin Skywalker comes out as Snickle Hiney. Let's construct our own system for the Sith:

First name: Keyed to the third letter of the original first name.
Last name: Keyed to the second letter of the original last name.

A Darth Sidious
B Crush Hurtu
C Darth Scariu
D Brutus Kilyu
E Darth Killemaul
F Oppress Maul
G Darth Vicious
H Sid Stalin
I Darth Death
J Darth Doom
K Slam Vader
L Darth Meany
M
.
.
Please help me finish the list.

Since this format won't do columns, the above may not be clear, but these are not actual names unless the third letter of your first name and the second letter of your last name are the same. Phil Plait would use I to determine his first name and L to determine his last name, so he would be Darth Meany.

[Donnie B.]

Darth Olomew

Darth Ritic

Darth Dobby
Darth Winky

Darth Dilbert

[Kristophe]

Since this format won't do columns, the above may not be clear, but these are not actual names unless the third letter of your first name and the second letter of your last name are the same. Phil Plait would use I to determine his first name and L to determine his last name, so he would be Darth Meany.

You're forgetting the part where Darth is a rank or title, not a name.

[MAPNUT]

Forgetting? I never knew it. I've seen all the movies but haven't studied the lore.

Does that mean that Dart Vader and Darth Sidious are the same rank? Was there any Sith Lord named anything other than Darth?

[Moose]

Does that mean that Dart Vader and Darth Sidious are the same rank?

Sort of. Sidious (the sole Sith Master) outranked Vader (the sole Sith Apprentice). To everyone else, however, they're both Dark Lords of the Sith and "They Who Must Be Obeyed".

It's a little like asking "what's two times infinity?". It still works out to infinity from any practical frame of reference. To the rank-and-file, the difference between Sith Master and Sith Apprentice is basically little more than a thought-experiment best explored as quietly as possible, or better yet glossed-over, if you know what's good for you. Etc.

[gethen]

Darth Jennifer

[Swift]

Darth Chocolate
Darth-est Before the Storm
Darth Man

[mickal555]

darth untitled

[A Thousand Pardons]

Dartha Stewart

[NorthGuy]

Darth Gold in Dem Dar Hillth

[NorthGuy]

Darth Luxury Yacht

Darth Throat Wobbler Mangrove




(If you've never seen Monty Python, you won't get it.)

[Swift]

Darth Luxury Yacht

Darth Throat Wobbler Mangrove




(If you've never seen Monty Python, you won't get it.)
:lol:
Darth Bruce ("mind if we call you Darth Bruce")

[William_Thompson]

"With me as always is Darth"
"Party on Wayne"
"Party on Darth"
"Alight...OK"

[Jason Thompson]

Wow! This might be the longest thread I've ever started. And it's so wonderfully pointless! :lol:

Some truly excellent suggestions. I laughed out loud at papageno's 'Hi, I'm Darth McClure...'

[Gillianren]

. . . and yet again, it's a thread I'm kind of glad I'm alone while I'm reading, because my boyfriend will never get it.

Darth Phil
Darth Ringo
Darth Yoko
Darth Pinky

(has anyone else read Carpe Jugulum and is now thinking of "King Oh God He's Heavy I"?)

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

For Glom:

Darth Optomitrist

[Van Rijn]

I did a quick look at previous pages, I *hope* these haven't been done yet:

Darth Tim

Darth Biff

Darth Gomer

Darth Murgatroid

[Sock Munkey]

Darth-muth, for the educated sith lord.

Or Darth-lame-attempt-to-rejuvenate-a-dying-movie-franchise.

[scottmsg]

Darth Bubba
Darth Darth
Darth Niggelblorkensteimer
Darth Chew
Darth Zan

[Moose]

[singing off-key]

Oh, it's Darth Supercallafragilisticexpialadocious
When it comes to being bad he's simply quite atrocious
'Cause who's afraid of a name that's so inconcievably bogus
as Darth Supercallafragilisticexpialadocious!

[/singing off-key]

With apologies to all BABBers, everywhere, for inflicting... this... whatever it is.

[Swift]

The Sith lord who walks a round the circle of little Jedi, tapping them on their heads...

Darth Darth Darth Darth Darth Goose!

[mickal555]

Darth arhgh

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Fluffy Bunny Feet

[Jpax2003]

In the spirit of - in-

Darth Solent
Darth Flammable
Darth Excess ("I've got to let you know, you're one of my kind")
Darth Iquity


So what about Good Guy names. How are those made, buddhist monks? religions icons from the orient or levant? Alcohol?

Qui Gon-Rumm
Qui La-Te
Qui Gon-Ouzo

Obi-too Kenobi
Obi-ai FGKM

Ax Windu
Flail Windu
Spear Windu
and, of course
Emess Windu

What about senators?

Bushel Nocarb
Peck Fattfrie
Pad Thai
Salamander Bullet

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth What's his Face

[darkhunter]

. . . and yet again, it's a thread I'm kind of glad I'm alone while I'm reading, because my boyfriend will never get it.

Darth Phil
Darth Ringo
Darth Yoko
Darth Pinky

(has anyone else read Carpe Jugulum and is now thinking of "King Oh God He's Heavy I"?)

Darth Note Spelling..... :D

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Hunter

:wink:

[darkhunter]

Darth Hunter

:wink:

[James Earl Jones impersonation] You do not know the Power of the Darth side [impersonation] :D

Wish I'd thought of that one.... #-o

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Hunter

:wink:

[James Earl Jones impersonation] You do not know the Power of the Darth side [impersonation] :D

Wish I'd thought of that one.... #-o

Is that Anything, Like the Westside?

[mickal555]

darth RX543

Darth 1.0

Darth beta

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Rho Rho Rho

Rho Rho Rho, Incidently, Also Being the Name, of the Rowing Club, at The University of Miami ...

[Kaptain K]

Good guy - Obi wan Chernobyl, the nukyular jedi! :oops:

[N C More]

The entire time I was watching the movie, every time Annakin was featured, I'd think: Darth "Sooner or later, he's gonna be Vader". Knowing what was going to happen sort of put a damper on my enjoyment.

Darth "Killjoy"?

[Robert Andersson]

Darth Arnold ...

I'm not sure if this one is too bad:

Darth Jar-Jar

*shudders*

[Jpax2003]

Darth Cider
Darth Sipid
Darth Terrogate

Darth Joe
Darth Megan

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

From "Weird Al" Yankovic's "The Story Begins":

Darth May Be Vader Later, But Now He's Just a Small Fry

[N C More]

Darth Jar-Jar

*shudders*

Doesn't get much more horrific than that!

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Jar-Jar

*shudders*

Doesn't get much more horrific than that!

Darth Watto

[Van Rijn]

Darth Jar-Jar

*shudders*

Doesn't get much more horrific than that!

Oh really? Just wait until he says "I-uh am-ah your father-uh!"

Did anyone get these?

Darth Curly
Darth Moe
Darth Shemp
Darth Larry

Darth Klutz

Darth 86 ("Missed it by that much.")

Darth Sprinkles

[The Supreme Canuck]

Oh really? Just wait until he says "I-uh am-ah your father-uh!"

Oh, boy. When I read that, it sounded like JFK! #-o

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Oh really? Just wait until he says "I-uh am-ah your father-uh!"

Oh, boy. When I read that, it sounded like JFK! #-o

Darth Kennedy:

"Er-ah, Ask-ah not what-ah your-ah country can do-ah for you-ah, Ask-ah, 'Who's-ah your-ah Daddy?'"

[Van Rijn]

Oh really? Just wait until he says "I-uh am-ah your father-uh!"

Oh, boy. When I read that, it sounded like JFK! #-o

Probably. I'm terrible with accents. Anyway, I tried to exorcise the sound of Jar-Jar from my mind. JFK must have taken his place.

[LewDux]

Darth Ilicious
Darth Barfolomew

[DukePaul]

Darth Remo. Who knows where that idea came from? Times up.......

[William_Thompson]

Darth Lance

[William_Thompson]

Darth Lord Stern the Sith of all Media

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Imus

[Donnie B.]

I can't believe we've missed...

Darth Helmet

[A Thousand Pardons]

I can't believe we've missed...

Darth Helmet
ToSeeked (http://www.badastronomy.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=488993&highlight=darth+helmet#4889 93)

[Maha Vailo]

This thread is priceless! :lol:

My inputs:

Darth Whatever!
Darth Airhead
Darth Barf
Darth Pikachu
Darth Wobbuffet
Darth Brownnose
Darth Mama's Boy
Darth Shatner
Darth Beavis

- Maha "huh-huh-huh, she said 'Darth'" Vailo

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

You Forgot ...

Darth Butthead

[William_Thompson]

Darthational Geovaderaphic

http://www.gelsana.com/aaImage.gif

http://www.badastronomy.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=22347

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

How About ...

Darth Banned

So Phil ...

What was The Breaking Point?

[Kristophe]

Darth Irony


How About ...

Darth Banned

So Phil ...

What was The Breaking Point?

Ironically, I think it may have had to do with repeatedly posting copyrighted material (i.e. the NatGeo picture).

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Irony


How About ...

Darth Banned

So Phil ...

What was The Breaking Point?

Ironically, I think it may have had to do with repeatedly posting copyrighted material (i.e. the NatGeo picture).

AH ...

Darth Funny!

:lol:

[mickal555]

darth de' ja' vu'

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Do Re Me Do Re Me, Fa Me Re

[mickal555]

darth de' ja' vu'

[DukePaul]

Darth Muad'Dib. Darth be dipping the spice of life and digging it.

[mickal555]

darth do.. do.. do... da. da... da.. da

[tjm220]

darth de' ja' vu'

I've seen this before.

Darth Obvious

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth James Earl Jones

[Kristophe]

Darth Mall

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Strip Mall

[Moose]

Darth Mall

Oh man, during the premiere of Phantom Menace in Fredericton, NB (at the Regent Mall theaters), a pair of martial artists performed an amazing Obi-Wan vs Maul routine, in full makeup and costume, including greatly executed simulated moves like the force push before they fired up the movie.

In the lineup, I fire off the awful and obvious "So would that be Darth Regent Mall" pun in his hearing, and had the intense pleasure of causing a Sith Lord to wince, while living to tell the tale.

Fear me.

Darth Lethal Pun

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Killer Metaphor

[mickal555]

darth edit!!

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth What has This Thread, Come To

:wink:

[mickal555]

darth the replacement WAG :o

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

The Darth Astronomer!

:wink:

[mickal555]

=D> =D>

[toolazytotypemyname]

Darth Blue Canoe

[gethen]

D(e)arth of good ideas. :wink:

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Blue Moon

[mickal555]

darth You cannot make another post so soon after your last; please try again in a short while.

[LynnF1]

ummm... Darth Seabiscuit?

[tracer]

Darth Pinky
Darth Blinky
Darth Inky
Darth Clyde


Apparently, the only thing that can kill a Sith Lord is a power pill.

[Van Rijn]

Darth Nader.

He would use his powers to force the recall of all X-wing starfighters.

[tracer]

Or, for that matter:

Darth Nadir.


(And his arch enemy, Qui-Gon Zenith.)

[darkhunter]

Or, for that matter:

Darth Nadir.


(And his arch enemy, Qui-Gon Zenith.)
Or arch enemies Qui-Gon Druss and the Earl of Bronze....

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Pinky

Or ...

Darth Brain

:P

[mickal555]

darth index

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Smaug

[mickal555]

Darth Twisties
Darth Omega
DArth thoumph

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Twinkee

[Kaptain K]

Darth Nader.
Been done. On the Muppets TV series. Mark Hammill was the guest, Miss Piggy was Princess Piggy (complete with buns on the side of her head) and Gonzo was Darth Nader!

[Weird Dave]

Dartht Punk (http://www.daftpunk.com/)

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Ashton

[Fram]

Darth Barbecue

[wackywizjr]

I just went through this entire thread and just can't believe this was missed.

Darth Betsy Wetsy.

[Mellow]

OK,

I can't manage to read the whole thrad, so apologies for any duplication.

Rhyming
Darth Garth
Darth Bath
Darth Hearth
Darth Barf
Darth Laugh
OK, enough already

Boring...
Darth Colin
Darth Angela

Odd thoughts..
Darth Ritic (obscure)
Darth Wader (big rubber boots)
Darth Skywalker (kinda spoils the surprise)

Darth A Sixpence (It's better than Darth A Penny)
Darth E Bussell (Ballet)

Peace Out!

[Mellow]

Cool,

so, my inquisitive nature got the better of me, so I read the thread (nice rhyme) and found I hadn't made many duplicates..... grat, I'm officially a bit strange.

Steve

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Bender

[Enzp]

Oh far out, I hadn't realized it was a GAME.

(I'm still laughing at Dartha Stewart)

I still like Ogowan Benover as a good guy.

In the pub I enjoy a nice game of Darth
and some

Darth Beer

Darth MacGuire
Darth Day
Darth a bus stop here?
Darth side of the moon
It was a Darth and stormy night

Darth Darth Bo Barth, Banana fanna fo farth, fee fie mo marth, DARTH

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Tobey

[kWazt]

Darth "Father" In Another Languange

could be that sum1 already mentioned this but i'm not gonna read all 7 pages of weird Sith Lord names to confirm this but "Vader" in Dutch would actually translate to Father in English =D>

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Spiderman

[Robert Andersson]

Darth "Father" In Another Languange
Oh I got one! :D... Darth Pappa

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Irving

[Kaptain K]

Darth Irving
The 142nd fastest light saber in the galaxy! :roll: :oops:

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Irving
The 142nd fastest light saber in the galaxy! :roll: :oops:

Hey ...

My Great-Grandfather's Name, was Irving!

Besides, I Think, I've ALREADY Covered That:


Darth Broken Lightsaber

:lol:

[Frog march]

Darth Darth, see Catch22

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Darth, see Catch22

Darth Repeat (http://www.badastronomy.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=488989#488989)

And ...

Darth Again (http://www.badastronomy.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=490011#490011)

:lol:

[Gillianren]

Darth Snuffleupagus.

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Grover

[wackywizjr]

Darth Superfluous

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Useless

[Brett-NZ]

Darth... Wipe

Darth... Ham

Darth... Vaguely

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Shem

[niblet]

Darth Biggles

Darth of the Antarctic

Darth Paul Sartre

Darth Edna

Darthy Lamour

Darth Gumby

Darth Bruce

Darthy Hamill

Darthra (vs. Godzilla)

[Samara]

Darth Moldyshorts

Darth elphaba

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Samara

:wink:

[Kaptain K]

Darth Samara

:wink:
Ouch!

[Grand_Lunar]

Darth Hobo

(ooo, ooo!) Darth Phil

Darth Afleck

Darth Cruise

Darth Joe

Darth George

Darth Ivan (the hurricane)

Darth Hilary

Darth Diarehha

Darth Colon

Darth Period

Darth Oops-I-did-it-Again

Darth Holla

Darth Gates

Darth Cheetos

Darth Titan

Darth Hoagland

Darth Gatorade

Darth Dell

[Donnie B.]

Oh, darn it, I can't resist...

Darth Velvet Elvis

[FrostByte]

Dart In my eye...

[Gemini]

Darth Goldin
Darth Gore
Darth Riley
Darth Bay
Darth Lemon
Darth-a-thon
Darth Curly,Larry, and Moe
Darth Bender Darth Brannigan

[Merovingian]

Darth Costello

[Andromeda321]

Darth Derth

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Fred Derf Htrad

Same Backwards, as Forwards!

[Styx]

Darth n00B

[PatKelley]

Darth pwnz00rd

[Samara]

Darth PH3AR M3!!

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

|>4r7|-| 1337

[ggremlin]

Darth Death.

Powerful, but redundant. You will be the deaf of me.

[Swift]

Darth Darth Fizz Fizz (oh what a relief it is)

[RBG]

Darth Garfunkle

Darth Poopybum (Son of Darth Poopydrawers)

Darth Yomamma

Darth Some kind of weird force is making me do this...

Darth Eat At Joes

Darth There's No Parking In The Yellow Zone

Darth I'm Loosing My Mind I Can Feel It

Darth Somebody Stop me

<clunk>

RBG

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Simon

Darth Mask

[Duane]

Darth Who Says Nei.

[akochan]

Darth Lieder

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Lieder

Darth Nancy Pantsey

[tracer]

<clunk>
That's Darth <clunk> to you, boy-o!

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

<clunk>
That's Darth <clunk> to you, boy-o!

MR., Darth <clunk>!!!!

[boppa]

http://www.hasbro.com/starwars/pl/page.news/id.1130/dn/default.cfm

Darth Potato Head


is nothing sacred from the insidious mr pot heads?

=D>

[PatKelley]

"Hello - I'm Darth McClure. You may remember me from such conflicts as 'Ewoks vs. Gungans', 'Episode II:Electric Boogaloo' and 'Darth McClure and his Magic Talking Saber.'"

[Faultline]

I got two words for you...

Darth Thezion!

#-o

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

I got two words for you...

Darth Thezion!

#-o

Four MORE Words:

Darth WTH?

[mickal555]

Darth tycoon

[Dark Helmet]

Darth Voltron.

Palpatine's, other, other, other, other apprentice.

[Arneb]

Darth Bela

(was coined at my workplace for an atrocious colleague by the name of Jedibela).

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Lugosi

Darth Karloff

[Van Rijn]

Darth BABB. And remember, even if Darth BABB is struck down, he will only become stronger!

... Or is that only supposed to work with Jedi Knights? :-k

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth BABB. And remember, even if Darth BABB is struck down, he will only become stronger!

... Or is that only supposed to work with Jedi Knights? :-k

Darth UBA!

[Bilateralrope]

Darth Who Says Nei.

No, its the Jedi Knights that say Ni

[StarLab]

Darth Carl
Darth Joey
Darth Hideous
Darth Sexy
Darth Decent
Darth Fo'shizzle
Darth Starlab
Darth @#$%

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Carl

Darth That's My UNCLE'S Name!!!!

Darth Lenny

[Frog march]

Darth Rug

[shash]

Darth Simpson

[Duane]

No, its the Jedi Knights that say Ni


Hmm, so it IS!! No doubt using light sabers to prune the shubbery!!!

Ok, Darth of Light.

[Gruesome]

Darth Malph

Darth of a Salesman

Darth Frenchy

Darth Costanza

[mickal555]

Darth Apple

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Apple
Darth Pluot

[mopc]

Dodge Darth

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Duck

Darth [Bad Word Deleted]

[Josh]

Darth Cecil
Darth Basil

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Beeny

Darth Paprika

[Jason Thompson]

Good grief, is this thread still going? I'm impressed. :)

[William_Thompson]

Darth Afghan Girl
from The National Geographic
(wait, did I already say that?)

[Hazzard]

Darth Flesh.


Darth Doo Doo.


Darth Syndrome.

[Arneb]

Darth surgeon [the Internal Medicine buff sighs]

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Darth Al

Darth Yankovic

[William_Thompson]

Darth Hillary
or
Darth Condi

[KaiYeves]

This thread deserved to get revived.
Darth Regents.
Darth Spineless.
Darth Jellyfish.
Darth Squidward.
Darth Guillible.
Darth Nobody.

[mickal555]

Darth KaiYeves

[Matherly]

Darth KaiYeves

For truly, (thread) necromancy is of the Dark Side ;)

[Stuart van Onselen]

KaiYeves, when this thread was new, you weren't even a teenager yet! :)

(Sorry for that dig, but old farts like meself find that kind of thing amusing. Two years ago, I was pretty much exactly where I am today.)

[mickal555]

What's that Mr. Join Date: Jan 2007?

[Nadme]

Darth Rafe

[Noclevername]

Darth Ceetee

Darth Anomaly

Darth Hoagland

Darth Sibrel

Darth Board

Darth Goezdaweezil

[Stuart van Onselen]

What's that Mr. Join Date: Jan 2007?

I was talking about physical age, oh ye of the multitudinous postings, not duration of stay within these hallowed (virtual) halls... :lol:

Though this might be fodder for the "You know you're a geek when..." thread:
- when you equate age with "years at BAUT". "What, there's life outside of these forums? You're kidding, right?" :confused:

:)

[Click Ticker]

Dartholomew
Darthiel O'Neil
Darth Square Pants
Darth Feather Sword
Darth Smurf

[Noclevername]

Darth Goldindemtherehills

[CodeSlinger]

Darth Sidious Jr.

[Noclevername]

Darth Lithping

[Yalius]

Darth Darth Bo Barth Banana Fanna Fo Farth

[KaiYeves]

Darth Regents
Darth Math
Darth Falcon Scott
Darth Kick Me

[Noclevername]

Darth Illuminati

Darth Annunaki

Darth Hoaxer

Darth Conspiracy

Darth YouTube ;)

[Jason Thompson]

Good lord, I'd almost forgotten about this thread. Times have changed. The girlfriend I referred to in the opening post has been my wife for the past year....

Can't think of any more daft Sith names, though....

[Noclevername]

Darth Nibiru

Darth Doomsday

Darth Planetex

Darth TwentiTwelv

Darth Nemesis

Darth Poleflip