Stupid Questions

[ToSeek]

A. Because then I would be too crowded.

Q. What do I have in my pocket?

[sidmel]

A: Depends on if you are happy to see me or not...

Q: Are you happy to see me?

[pghnative]

A: umm...no, mainly because I can't see you!

Q: What do you get when you cross an eagle with a dolphin?

[Odinoneeye]

A: A Nobel prize and your own show on Animal Planet.

Q: How many shades of blue would it take to fill an ice cube tray?

[lti]

A. that depends on the temperature of the ice cube tray.

Q. How many shades of blue fill an ice cube tray at 240K?

[pghnative]

A: Zero. (My ice cube tray is white)

Q: If a woodchuck didn't know the way to San Jose, would he still cross the road?

[ToSeek]

A: Only if it was stapled to a dead baby.

Q: Where are the snows of yesteryear?

[Normandy6644]

A. Some beach resort in Florida. I hear they prefer warmth.

Q. Are squirrels nuts?

[snowcelt]

A. Because then I would be too crowded.

Q. What do I have in my pocket?

Answer: A snub nose .38. N. L. (Harvard I believe.)

[mickal555]

Whats the question?

[snowcelt]

This is what happens when one jumps in without thought. Sorry.

A. A snub nosed .38

Q. Captain America has how many wheels?

[Parrothead]

A. It's a secret.

Q. If Hawaii doesn't have a State police force, just who were McGarrett and Five-O?

[pghnative]

Are squirrels nuts?A: Absolutely -- you are what you eat.


If Hawaii doesn't have a State police force, just who were McGarrett and Five-O?A: Well, du-uh...obviously they were CIA agents whose true mission was to ensure all Hawaiians continue to be fooled by the moon hoax. Police work was just a front.

Geez, how dumb can you get....


Q: What is that around you neck???

[frogesque]

A:
Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the Albatross
About my neck was hung (http://www.bartleby.com/101/549.html)

Q: Who Done it?

[ToSeek]

A: The butler, of course!

Q: Why is a raven like a writing-desk?

[SeanF]

A: Both contain a 'b', neither an 'r'

Q: What's up with that?

[Normandy6644]

A. He's a bit angry. This and that have always talked about fighting, but that does it!

Q. Are all snowflakes really different?

[Moose]

A. No, every integer multiple of PI'th snowflake is exactly the same. Go play in a snowbank and see!

Q. Is this seat taken?

[frogesque]

A: Yes, No Wun's sitting on it.

Q: Have you anything to say before I pass sentance?

[pghnative]

A: Yes: "Please pass the potatoes before you pass any sentences."

Q: Why were the potatoes green?

[Nicolas]

A: They completely ran out of red
Q: is it just me?

[Ut]

A: No, I'm pretty sure the Basque see it, too.

Q: Where did I put that screw?

[ToSeek]

A: It bolted.

Q: Where have all the flowers gone?

[ToSeek]

A. Because then I would be too crowded.

Q. What do I have in my pocket?

Answer: A snub nose .38. N. L. (Harvard I believe.)

I know that reference! :D :D :D :D (http://www.google.com/search?q=bored+rings&sourceid=mozilla-search&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official)

[pghnative]

Q: Where have all the flowers gone?A: They're still there. Let's check --- yep, Nile, Amazon, Yangtze, Mississipi -- the long ones are accounted for.

Q: When is Happy Hour?

[ToSeek]

A: Whenever you're happy. Duh.

Q: Why don't we do it in the road?

[pghnative]

A: Because the road is too crowded, what with all of these chickens and woodchucks lost on the way to San Jose.

Q: Is that rain?

[Nicolas]

A: We like to call it "descending fluid units"
Q: Where DO you want to go today?

[mickal555]

A. Window shoping

Q. Bees or wasps?

[ToSeek]

A: Hornets.

Q: Coffee, tea, or milk?

[Ut]

A: Oh my!

Q: Just how do they get the caramel into a Caramilk bar?

[pghnative]

A: Simple -- just lop of the "mel" and mix the "cara" with some milk. It's the disposal of all of the waste "mel" and the environmental impact that's the real problem.

Q: Is that hair gel on your ear?

[mickal555]

Q there's somthing about mary :P

A.. What did come first the chicken or the egg

[ToSeek]

A. The chicken because the egg can't cross the road without help.

Q. Ain't it funky now?

[Ut]

A: I've seen it funkier.

Q: I'm out of Q-Tips. Now what?

[frogesque]

A:Just use a sponge and a banana

Q: What would you get if you crossed a chicken and woodchuck?

[Moose]

Q. I dunno, but you'd be sure to have your roads chucked.

A. How's my driving?

[sidmel]

A:Just use a sponge and a banana

Q: What would you get if you crossed a chicken and woodchuck?

A: A Canuck! Oh Canada....

Q: How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?

** Edited for not posting quick enough :oops:

[Moose]

A. Eight reindeer to haul the bulb, one to guide the team to the socket, and some hairy fat guy to "supervise".

Q. Naughty or nice?

[Nicolas]

A: naughty is nice
Q: If Rudolf would be involved, how many reindeer to replace a red lightbulb? :P

[theholycrap]

A: 1 because Rudolf's nose is a lite bulb

Q: Is santa real?

[Zachary]

A: Well there's only one fat bloke in this house that gives me presents and it isn't Santa.

Q: If my friend Derek says he can beat me 21-0 at table tennis and I say he's full of crap (given a 5% significance level), what is the probability that I run over an armadillo on my way home?

[pghnative]

A: 1 / (1-0.999...)

Q: Now about that photograph of a meteor(ite) hitting a street lamp --- just what was that anyway?

[Moose]

A. That's classified. Signed: Your friendly neighborhood NASA disinformation agent.

Q. Didn't you get the memo?

[frogesque]

A: Sure I got the memo but I didn't get it.

Q: Where did I put my keys?

[Doe, John]

A. In that dancer's glo-thong

Q. Can anybody loan me a $20?

[frogesque]

A: You should be so lucky, that glogo dancer went and took my last $20.

Q: Will someone call a cab?

[ToSeek]

A. Sure. What do you want me to call it?

Q. Do you have the time?

[Normandy6644]

A. Yeah, Morris Day (http://www.delafont.com/music_acts/morris-day.htm) is in my basement. Shhhh....

Q. Which Mario twin was better?

[mickal555]

Q. luigi his pizas were better

A. What do you get when you cross a chicken and an egg

[Normandy6644]

A. A vector perpendicular to both whose magnitude is (chicken)*(egg)*sin(theta).

(sorry!)

Q. Where have all the cowboys gone?

[mickal555]

Q. Due to lack of cow girls they are now extinct

A.In the Ricky martin song "she bangs" do you believe that she douse infarct bang?

[pghnative]

A: No I don't believe it, mainly since in America "douse" means to use a stick to search for water; "infarct" means dead tissue; and "bang" means, well, banging. So I'm not sure this is all physically possible.

Q: Boxers or briefs?

[mickal555]

Q. briefs, boxers give too much room the best is like a compromise

A. What douse this button do?

[Betenoire]

A. It goes down when you press it.

Q. Has this question been asked before?

[mickal555]

Q.We can only guase we may never know

A. did anyone realize I've been making my answers my questions and my questions, answers.

[pghnative]

A: Yes -- be careful, as this could put your life in Jeopardy (http://www.jeopardy.com/)

Q: Is it true that everything tastes better on a Ritz (http://www.nabiscoworld.com/ritz/)?

(and no, I'm not getting paid a product placement fee!)

[Betenoire]

A. No, but the chef at the Ritz is really very good.

Q. Why are we here?

[pghnative]

A: Because we're here, roll the bones.

Q: Excuse me, but would you let me pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today? (I'm in a bit of a rush :D )

[Betenoire]

A. If I had a hamburger, I most certainly would not.

Q. Why do you ask?

[Doe, John]

A. Because I don't know the answer

Q. If there are no stupid questions, can there be stupid answers?

[Normandy6644]

A. Yes, since there are still stupid people. :P

Q. Who is the best?

[worzel]

A. At what?

Q. Oops, wrong game!

[Betenoire]

A. Mmmm...yup

Q. What DO you do with the drunk game?

[frogesque]

A: Cook a duck marinade

Q: How do you pluck a drunk duck?

[Roving Philosopher]

A: First, you dunk the drunk duck in a bucket of yucky muck. Then pluck

Q: What in the world possessed me to say that?

[frogesque]

A: Perchance punk prose plucks pertinant phrases.

Q: If Peter Piper picked a flock of ducks would forty thousand feathers be left to pluck?

[Betenoire]

A. We do not care. The court does not involve itself with small matters.

Q. Does anybody know the joke that has that punchline?

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

A: Yes

(Hey, you didn't ask, what it was ...)

Q: Who was that Man? (I'd like to shake his Hand!)

[pghnative]

A: Looked like John Doe to me.

Q: Where did all the pigeons go?

[Ut]

A: Nebraska. It's their annual potluck.

Q: If grapes are already fruit, then what's a grapefruit? And why?

[frogesque]

A: Yahoo Search is your friend (http://www.hort.purdue.edu/newcrop/morton/grapefruit.html#Origin%20and%20Distribution), and grapefruit sounds better than souryellowthing.

Q: Can you scratch your ear with your foot?

[pghnative]

A: No, but I understand that Van Gogh could. Must have been his artistic nature.

Q: What's that yellow thing on your back?

[theholycrap]

A: I think its **** but i have no clue

Q:hey if u shove food up yer but would u crap out yer mouth?

[sidmel]

A: No, but I understand that Van Gogh could. Must have been his artistic nature.

Q: What's that yellow thing on your back?

A. Great Round Astounding Plant Egg Found ‘round Insidious Trees (Oops, I seem to have crossed threads :-? )

Q. What would get if crossed Darth Vader with a Kangaroo?

** Edited for posting at the same time, grrr, that's twice now

[Ut]

A: A Black Bouncing Boxing 'Bot

Q: What's a Grapefrit?

[sidmel]

ROTFLMAO, not a Q & A, just an aside. How about Undulating Insiduous Tree?

[pghnative]

A: It's a grapefruit that's given to someone other than u.

Q: So, did you hear about the monkey that can type Shakespeare?

[Ut]

A: No.

Q: Did you hear about the Shakespear that could type like a monkey?

[theholycrap]

A:yes its stupid

Q: what grade am i in?

[mickal555]

A. 7

Q. Whats douse UNO meen?

[Ut]

A: Uno's one of my housemates. I'll go ask him.

Q: Do you guys ever actually do anything, or do you just stand around all day and talk?

[Betenoire]

A. Um, the second, mostly.

Q. Do you Yahoo?

[ToSeek]

A. YAAAHHOOOOO!!!! (That's a yes.)

Q. When we all scream for ice cream, what are the odds of our actually getting any?

[Humphrey]

A: Depends on how much she is angry at you for taking all of her ice cream.

Q: Whats the worst thing you can say to a lion?

[mickal555]

Ok..... open wide

Why douse Hub' post the way he douse

[Ut]

A: Someone doused him with water, and fried his circuitry.

Q: If a vacuum is already free of dust or particulate matter, why do we need a special cleaning machine for it?

[frogesque]

A: Ah! But have you tried the blotting paper test with my new improved utra-smart sales pitch?

Q: If E = M C^2, where do jelly babies come from?

[Betenoire]

A. Jelly mommies.

Q. Why oming?

[frogesque]

A: Why oming went north when Carolin A went south.

Q: Is Rudoph's nose

a/ a red giant
b/ Planet X in disguise?
c/ Neither

(give reasons on at least 10 pages of HTML in purple on a bright yellow background and post to GLP, extra credit if images cause you to scroll across the page)

[One Day More]

I don't know about planet, but it sure is a red giant nose! But, it could also halp as a lighthouse beacon...

Why do I feel so ecstatic on stage??? And when I'm on it, can't stop dancing?? :-?

[pghnative]

A: Quite obvious: You are either Dancer or Prancer. (I'd suggest you get off the stage and get back to the North Pole --- you'll be needed in less than two weeks.)

Q: Would you go to a dentist who used to be an elf (http://1001stamps.com/storegen/C261_6.html)?

[Betenoire]

A. Well, my current dentist does have really small hands

Q. If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

[One Day More]

If you're able to fold in on yourself, then maybe.

"I think therefore I am"? Am what?

[frogesque]

A: It's gone 12 therefore I think it's Pm.

Q: If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?

[pghnative]

A: Smog --- they just need to remove the smoke from it first.

Q: How many peanuts are in that jar?

[Betenoire]

A. i. Imaginary jar, imaginary answer.

Q. What IS nougat?

[One Day More]

Something aliens pick up unwitting "experiments" in in their spaceships :oops:

Are you sure there are only 4 gas giants in the solar system?

[frogesque]

A: Including PX there are about 6,000,000

Q: How many shells did Suzie see on the sea shore?

[One Day More]

Just one: her friend Michelle. (Pron. MiSHELL not Mic-hail-ah)

Where is Timbuktu anyway?

[NASA Fan]

It is somewhere North of no-where, and South of podunct.


What is the meaning of life?

[weatherc]

A. Is that a rhetorical question?

Q. What would you do if I were to ask a hypothetical question?

[Doe, John]

A.

Q. How many knees do bees have?

edited for letter correction

[weatherc]

A. Exactly as many as they need.

Q. What's that blue thing doing here?

[Fram]

A. "I'm not a blue thing, I'm a Smurf" (bites in your toes, runs of grumpily)

Q. What do Smurfs do all day?

[ToSeek]

A. Smurf, of course.

Q. If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

[Ut]

A: Dyson

Q: How much Smurf would a Smurf Smurf if a Smurf could Smurf?

[Parrothead]

A. A Smurf would Smurf Smurf as much as it could if a Smurf could Smurf Smurf.

Q. What did I just say?

[Ut]

A: *gasp* Well, I never! THIS is a family board! Take your smut elsewhere!

Q: Would somebody please think of the children?

[weatherc]

A. No.

Q. What's another word for thesaurus?

[pghnative]

A: Doorstop

Q: What would happen if you crossed the line?

[Ut]

A: The army will open fire.

Q: What happen when I do this (http://www.zombo.com)?

[Moose]

A. Verbs stops agreeing with their subjects.

Q. Was that a pedantic answer?

[One Day More]

Please translate: I only speak Earth-english ;)

Why do we have just one moon when Mars has two? :cry:

[Nicolas]

A: to reduce the number of hoaxes
Q: are you kidding?

[Betenoire]

A. I don't kid.

Q. Why do you think I might be kidding?

[Nicolas]

A+Q Why do you think I might be thinking?

[Betenoire]

A. Your fingers are moving

Q. Or are you a Turing test like Hub'?

[Nicolas]

A: Hub' is human, but so was Mr. Turing...
Q:Hub' is human, isn't he? 8-[

[frogesque]

A: Hub' is human, but so was Mr. Turing...
Q:Hub' is human, isn't he? 8-[

A: Jury's still out.

Q: Can you give me the winning numbers for next week's lottery?

(PLEASE - I've just seen this ab fab mega scope and I think it would take most of it :lol: )

[Nicolas]

A: just fill in the post count of the Word Association game
Q:Will the jury tell us their verdict?

[Doe, John]

A. Guilty by association

Q. Has anybody seen HuB' post lately??

[frogesque]

A: No but HUb's last posting (not his last post) was on 9th Dec here (http://www.badastronomy.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=378077&highlight=#378077)

Q: How many baked beans can you get in a 12oz can?

[ToSeek]

A. I don't know, but it's a lot less than Graham's number (http://www.badastronomy.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=18335).

Q. How high can you count?

[Nicolas]

A: At roughly 6500 meters teh air gets so thin my mind gets difficulties remembering the last number
Q: Why was I going to type "B:" instead of "Q:"??? I'm at -4 meters sea level now, so don't blame the height. (in holland, so I'm dry, don't worry)

[pghnative]

Q: Why was I going to type "B:" instead of "Q:"??? I'm at -4 meters sea level now, so don't blame the height. (in holland, so I'm dry, don't worry)

A: Don't know, but if you're ever in the states, be sure to visit New Orleans --- it'll make you feel at home sea-level-wise speaking

Q: Was it really worth it to do that for some beads???

[Nicolas]

A: you've got to look at the long-term opportunities in the emerging markets of that specific segment to see the profit.
Q: What did I say???

[frogesque]

A: "What did I say???"

Q: I say, I say, I say, who was that lady I saw you with last night?

[Nicolas]

A: There was a lady with me last night???? OMG that must have been the wife, and she will be very displeased as I didn't even notice her!!!
Q: how to fake acute autism?

[pghnative]

A: I don't know -- ask Dustin Hoffman

Q: Is that rain, man???

[Nicolas]

On page 12 of this thread, by pghnative (I always read your name as PH Negative :) )

A: Because the road is too crowded, what with all of these chickens and woodchucks lost on the way to San Jose.

Q: Is that rain?

A: T-T-T :D
Q:Come again?

[pghnative]

A: Methinks you did not get the pun. Perhaps you have yet to graduate. Or maybe you went outside to wag the dog.

Q: Do you hurt your widdle tootsie?

[One Day More]

A: Gimmie a cement plaster, mummy!

Q: If there is Planet X, what happened to the other 25?

[Betenoire]

A. They were eaten by the space goat.

Q. When will reality TV end?

[One Day More]

I thought it would start when our fictional universe starts. 8-[

Why do I keep forgetting the Earth's sky colour?

[Nicolas]

A: it went up in blue sky
Q:What's the colour of the earth's ska?

[Fram]

A. Yellow, man!

Q. Ain't it peculiar?

[Nicolas]

A: nope, it ain't. BEtter luck next time!
Q: Who's that girl, running around with you?

[frogesque]

A: Honest sweetie, I hardly know her, her heel broke and I was holding her up. .......

Q: Anyone got a steak for a black eye?

[sidmel]

A. Nope, but I got a pork chop for a wounded heart (hah, I slay me).

Q. What's your favorite oxymoron?

[Nicolas]

A: As an active member of the ORG (Ox Rights Group) I urge you to stop calling Oxes morons!!

Q: what's next?

[pghnative]

A: Probably an even worse pun.

Q: If a mean donkey studies Disney Sci-Fi movies (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084827/) do you call it Bad Astronomy??

(yup, I was right)

[Nicolas]

A: "Stupid questions have stupid answers" is te saying :)
Q: Is cheese the third biggest killer?

[Fram]

A. Well, let's see, as the moon is made of cheese, and it is responsible for monthly internal bleeding AND the tides (not to mention werewolves and stuff), and of course eclipses, I would say, pending further investigation, yes.

Q. Where is the what if the what is in the why?

[Nicolas]

A: What???
Q: that can't be right, can it?

[Humphrey]

A: Its not right. The lizard came before the telescope.

Q: Whats wrong with this picture?

[Nicolas]

A: The straight lines, piramids and tower-like buildings aren't placed in any PI relation, so clearly a hoax with a whistle-blower in the team :roll: :D
Q: If Aliens are aware of the superior quality of vinyl records, does that mean they found the "pictures and sounds from earth" record (Pioneer mission?) and a CDrom with names on it from another mission? (3rd rock from the sun)

[Fram]

A. I know, but I may not tell you [-(

Q. What's the difference between Tintin and Rintintin?

[Betenoire]

A. One tastes better barbecued.

Q. How does the magic eight ball know the future?

[Normandy6644]

A. They met at a Christmas party one year, and have been inseparable since.

Q. Does this make me look fat?

[Fram]

A. Honestly?

Q. Honestly?

[frogesque]

A: Honestly, honesty is the best policy.

Q: Why can't you square a circle?

[Fram]

A. Well, it's be there, or be square. A circle is definitely there, so it cannot be squared.

Q. But can a square be encircled?

[Wally]

A: Because the circle's got to want to change. . .

Q: Translate: "Refrain from calculating upon the quantity of juvenal poultry prior to the completion of the entire process of incubation."

[HAVOC451]

A) Don't count your chickens before they hatch...

Q) Can you tune a fish?

[frogesque]

A: You can't play scales if you don't

B: Do you know the way to Santa Fe?

[mid]

A: Fa la la la Fa la la la-la

Q: What becomes of the broken-hearted?

[HAVOC451]

A: They become vice-president.

Q: Who killed Cock Robin?

[Donnie B.]

A. His brother Christopher.

Q. Are there really no two snowflakes exactly alike?

[frogesque]

A: Only in a parallel universe

Q: Can I go to bed now?

[Moose]

A. You may go to bed once you've finished your homework, young man.

Q. Will Santa come through the chimney?

[Doe, John]

A. Must resist temptation, this is a family friendly board

Q. Why do people give me straight lines like that?

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

A. Drugs ...

Q. What have I got in My Pocket?

[Betenoire]

A. Is it something in your front pocket for me? (http://www.joeloliveira.com/mt/archives-jo.com/000979.html)

Q. Why, oh why, must it be this way?

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

A: Drugs ...

Q: Are Drugs, the Answer?

[HAVOC451]

A: It depends on the question.

Q: Ummm... What was the question again?

[Betenoire]

A. I don't recall.

Q. Do you?

[skwirlinator]

A:I did once but I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage!

Q:Are you a surface dwelling air-breather with shopping tendancies?

[Fram]

A. Outrageous! I don't dwell surfaces!

Q. What is Homer Simpson's email address? (this way, I can answer another thread :lol: )

[Nicolas]

A: Homer@SuperHyperGlobalMegaNet.com (seriously, I don't know)
Q: What to do next?

[Fram]

A. A. First you answer a stupid question
Q. B. Do you then ask a new stupid question?

[skwirlinator]

A: With PASSION

Q: So what DOES a Glum feel like?

[ToSeek]

A. I don't know, I've never felt a Glum.

Q. Have you?

[Fram]

A. No, I'm a havenot.

Q. Does my nose look big in this :^o ?

[Nicolas]

A: no, but your eyes look crossed
Q: What would be the right choice?

[Fram]

A. The left behind
B. In how many ways can that be interpreted, and how many of those are family-friendly?

[skwirlinator]

A: one and all three
Q: What is that stuck on your shoe?

[Fram]

A. There is no stuck on my shoe!
Q. What is a stuck? :lol:

[Nicolas]

A: It's a hockey term. It's when the stick gets united with the puck in a really hard slam.
Q:Have you ever got your stick stuck in the puck?

[skwirlinator]

LoL Stick stuck in a puck! =D>

[skwirlinator]

A: Once but it was freed by a duck!
Q: Ever had morning poopie breath?

[Nicolas]

On reflection, puck stuck in a stick would have been more realistic...

[Nicolas]

A: nope, but Baby Stinkbreath has!!
Q: if your puck got stuck in the stick and was freed by a duck, is that common practice or just luck?

[skwirlinator]

a: Its all just the luck of the duck!
q: Whats a triple-sect

[Nicolas]

A: something like a double-sect, only one more
Q: when will I ever learn?

[Doe, John]

A. When the moon is in the seventh house and jupiter aligns with mars.

Q. How do they do it?

[Sever]

A: Why, with the power of cheese of course!

Q: Why is my kitty fond of rolling around on the floor?

[Nicolas]

A: It makes her feel important, it gives her the impression the whole world turns around her 8)
Q: where is my concentration?

[frogesque]

A: Beside the coffee.

Q: How much coffee does it take to concentrate?

[Nicolas]

A: none I hope...
Q: how much concentration does it take to drink coffee?

[Fram]

A. No concentration preferable, or lots of admiration

Q. Why is nirvana spelled nirwana, and vice versa?

[Nicolas]

A: the v stands for w,a as does the w stand for v. They are both pronounced "blizzzzzzzrrrkpAp" however
Q: When's my train?

[Fram]

A. The last train to Trancentral leaves at 3 AM, eternal

Q. Why does every question seem to ring some musical bell in my mind? And speaking of which, where is my mind? Where is my mind? Whe-ere is my mind? ...

[Humphrey]

A: Should of turned left at that light back there. Didn't you listen to your significant other as they told you where to turn after you passed it?

Q: Why do people like to scream ion your ear if theyn sit in the backseat, but whisper so you cant hear in the front seat?

[Doe, John]

A. The ones in the front seat can actually see what you're doing and are too scared to speak. The ones in the back feel slightly safer since you're between them and whatever it is you're blindly speeding towards.

Q. What is that thing crawling up your neck?

[Fram]

A. A chill. No, two chills. No, four chills. Oh no, I've got chills, they're multiplying! 8-[

Q. When you shout a question, do you put the ! before the ?, or vice versa?

[Nicolas]

A: Was that a question or a yell
Q: what to wear??

[NASA Fan]

A. That cute little jacket with the reindeer dancing with a snowman?

B. What is the capital of Timbukto (Sp?)

[Doe, John]

a. Tippycanoe

q. Or was that Tylertoo?

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

A. At Least Tyler didn't go Out in The Rain.

Q. Do you think the Presidential Curse, will Continue, to Play Out?

[NASA Fan]

A: "They" broke the Curse of the Bambino, so "They" can break the Presidential Curse too.

Q: What is the Presedential Curse?

[frogesque]

A: See #3 (http://www.badastronomy.com/phpBB/faq.php#0) No cursing allowed on BABB. [-X

Q: Why is Boxing Day on Monday?

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

A: It's the Day the President gets Boxed (http://www.snopes.com/history/american/curse.asp) ...

Q: Why do I Answer these Questions?

[mickal555]

Because you are part of the system?

Q. What is boxing day for? is a boxing match? or is it boxing up stuff? or the day everyone walks around in their new boxes from Christmas?.???

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

A: I LOVE Snopes (http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/boxing.asp)!

Q: Is Everybody, getting Ready, for Kwanzaa?

[NASA Fan]

A: See #3 (http://www.badastronomy.com/phpBB/faq.php#0) No cursing allowed on BABB. [-X

Q: Why is Boxing Day on Monday?

For a moment I thought that I had done something bad--then I realiced what you mant.

A: I doubt it--there are some people who are not open minded.
Q: Why does fuzz collect in the belly button?

[tmosher]

A. It's a convenient place.

Q. Why do you call it toe jam?

[Apothis]

A: I don't

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?

[Joe The Dude]

A: Because 7 "8" 9. (Ate) :lol:

Q: Why do Roosters crow before the sun comes up? 8-[

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

A: To prepare The Hens, for Their Morning Pick-me-Up.

Q: Why do Fools, Fall in Love?

[NASA Fan]

A: Because they are fools.

Q: Why are plates round?

[Doe, John]

A so you'll know when you get a square meal

Q What's in a name?

[Donnie B.]

A brief aside:

Q: Why does fuzz collect in the belly button?
Easily in, but not easily out,
As the lobster said in the lobster pot.

You may now resume normal operations.

[NASA Fan]

A so you'll know when you get a square meal

Q What's in a name?

A: There is an "N" an "A" an "M" and an "E."

Q: Why do dog's chase their tails?

[tmosher]

A. Because it would look silly if the tail chased the dog.

Q. Why is it that "candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker?"

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

A: Simple, people are REALLY Willing, Once they Pass Out!

Not that I'd KNOW, Of Course ...

:lol:

Q: Why is it, "Beer before Liquor, Never Sicker; Liquor before Beer, In the Clear?"

[Betenoire]

A. Try it some day.

Q. Won't someone please think of the children?

[beskeptical]

Another aside, boxing day is NOT always on a Monday. It's always on the day after Christmas. If it was celebrated on Monday this year, that would only have been the day off work. Boxing day this year was actually Sunday.

Resume your very interesting thread. I shall try to join in at a later time.

[ToSeek]

A. I did. They were delicious.

Q. White meat or dark?

[Doe, John]

A. No thanks, I'm trying to cut down

Q. If a meteorite lands at Cydonia, will Hoagland anaylze it?

[theholycrap]

A:no because he thinks it is an alian

Q:what do girls like?

[pghnative]

A: Diamonds (preferrably large)

Q: What do boys like?

[theholycrap]

A:video games

Q:how can i get some sugar

[mike alexander]

A: Raise some cane.

Q: What's he got that I ain't got?

[theholycrap]

A:he's got balls

Q:why do people hate me so much?

[One Day More]

A: Cos I'm so popular 8-[

Q: How many shades of red can sunburns come in?

[frogesque]

A: Red is a primary colour, sunburn comes in shades of pink.

Q: Can we be friends?

[Nicolas]

A: you could be mine, but I'll never be yours :evil: :D (kidding)
Q: Where does that mess in my room come from?

[Fram]

A. From the army.
Q. Where are they going to eat now?

[One Day More]

Something a seagull regurgated

What kind of insect would survive on Mars?

[One Day More]

A blind, seven eyed, three feelered creature.

Where has everyone gone?

Side Note: I just answered my own to resuscitate this thread. In case anyone wants to continue it, and wondered where it had disappeared off to!

[Kristophe]

The Rodeo!

Is that a clown!?

[One Day More]

Actually that's a brontosaurus.

Who stole my books?

[ToSeek]

A bookworm!


Is it safe?

[Fram]

No, it's sorry.

What is the sound of silence?

[Moose]

A. It's The Sound of Music with the mute button set.

Q. Got milk?

[Nicolas]

A: Sorry, I don't smoke
Q: what's THIS??

[Normandy6644]

A. A collection of letters arranged in a specific order to represent a concept.

Q. Who are YOU?!??

[Nicolas]

A: Nicolas. It's right next ot my last post. Pay attention please! t-t-t [-( :wink:
Q:Therapy?

[Fram]

A. Hüsker Dü

Q. Why worry?

[Nicolas]

A:I don't know. WHy? WHy?? Somebody pleeeaase tell me?! I'm going nuts here!! Why worry? why ô why??? WWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Q:are you allright?

[jamestox]

A: I'm allwrong!

Q: What adult beverage does the river drink?

[Fram]

A. I don't know, it's in the Nile (hahaha)

Q. Is there something I should know?

[Nicolas]

A: you don't even want to know... 8-[
Q:Can I handle the truth?

[jamestox]

A: Depends on whose truth!

Q: In a fight between a groundhog and a sparrow, who would win?

[Nicolas]

A: the dove is faster because the camel has 2 wobbles
Q:who's next?

[frogesque]

A: Me!

Q: Who's a pretty poly then?

[Normandy6644]

A. Her name is Sandy Nomial. (sorry, stupid math joke)

Q. ?!?!?!?!!?

[Nicolas]

A: I've just finished some 3D artwork, so my vote goes to polygon. haha.
Q:what time is it?

[pghnative]

A: 2:24 AM, according to the board, but it's 5:24 PM here
Q: Why exactly are we on Central Dubai Time???