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2011-Nov-17, 01:23 AM
She's got a wiggle when she walks
When she talks to you nothing comes out but air.
She wears those heals that are 9 miles tall
with a skirt that's as short as my hair.
2011-Nov-17, 02:50 AM
and when she drinks her coca cola
she smiles and says her name is lola
and those nine mile heels are rocket platforms
they launch you into nebulous places
2011-Nov-18, 02:40 PM
And you feel that your whole head warms
When you look upon her graces...
(I'm sorry, but to rhyme with "platforms"
one has to use two words with spaces)
2011-Nov-19, 05:49 PM
without flip flops we may as well give up
nor can we be alive without cup
winter snow my toes are touching you
until your season is finished through
2011-Nov-21, 11:15 PM
she's got a wicked sense of humour,
and there's a rumour that I think is true.
She can tell how well endowed a man might be
By the size of his shoe.
2011-Nov-26, 02:46 AM
Shoe sizes are never the same
In New York, Tokyo, or Spain
Centimetres, inches, and others can
All change the measure of a man
2011-Nov-27, 08:16 PM
So just like girls will boost their bra,
Men wear shoes too big by far.
They like to show they own a lot,
While really all their credit's shot!
2011-Dec-02, 10:50 AM
In any assignation,
Finding a handful of filler
May deflate anticipation,
But it's not a deal killer.
2011-Dec-06, 04:21 PM
2011-Dec-10, 09:12 PM
I'm dealing with pain,
My fingers are numb I can't feel my brain,
Gotta get off this rickitty train....
I'm a picture without a frame.
2012-Jan-14, 02:35 PM
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