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blueshift
2011-Jul-06, 03:59 PM
There was a newspaper reporter whose work load was low and quiet for the day and his editor told him to go and cover some unimportant and likely false leads. So he knew that someone had a talking dog for sale for $100. "Why not do that one?" he thought to himself, thinking it would lead to nothing and allowing him to go home early. So he went over to the dog owner's home and knocked. The door opened right away.

Reporter: "So you are the one with the talking dog for sale? Can I interview him?"
Dog Owner: "Yeah. He's out in the back yard. Go out and talk to him if you want.

So the reporter steps out into the back yard and sees a dog sniffing away at some flowers and doing just what he expected out of any dog. He scratched a little and panted with his tongue hanging out. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary for any dog. "Oh well," thought the reporter. "I'll just pop one question and leave. There must be some catch or joke to all of this.

Reporter: "So you are the talking dog. Can I ask you a few questions?" The reporter was smirking until the dog responded.

Dog: "Yeah. I can talk."

Reporter (completely surprised and caught off-guard): Holy cow! You really can talk. This is amazing! Tell me your story!"

Dog: "Okay. Well, I was born and noticed that I could talk while all the other dogs in the litter could not. I was an outcast amongst them so I left and got a job at the F.B.I. to go undercover on drug busts and income tax frauds and then took up more languages and got a job at the C.I.A. I lived undercover in the Soviet Union for many years, sending classified and top secret information back to Washington. After escaping there I went into China and did some spying during the Cultural Revolution before coming back to the States and getting a semi-retired job at a local police department. Now I am retired and just want to lay back."

Reporter to the dog owner: This is unbelievable! And you want to sell this dog off for just $100? Why? His story is worth millions!"

Dog owner: " You didn't believe him, did you?"

peteshimmon
2011-Jul-06, 05:04 PM
The drug busting sounded true enough.

TrAI
2011-Jul-08, 03:15 AM
The newspaper should offer the dog a position on it's staff, an employee like that could offer quite a few useful skills and insights, I should imagine. And even if he prefers to stay retired, there is still a lot of potential for gain that would more than make up for the cost.

swampyankee
2011-Jul-08, 04:08 PM
The newspaper should offer the dog a position on it's staff, an employee like that could offer quite a few useful skills and insights, I should imagine. And even if he prefers to stay retired, there is still a lot of potential for gain that would more than make up for the cost.

I shouldn't...

only if he has a nose for news.

would that make him a newshound?

FarmMarsNow
2011-Jul-11, 01:37 PM
I'll bet the cat is gonna try to get his tongue.

Swift
2011-Jul-11, 02:35 PM
I shouldn't...

only if he has a nose for news.

would that make him a newshound?
It would. His dogged determination for digging up a story really helped.

peteshimmon
2011-Jul-11, 03:34 PM
All of you; ged outta here!

swampyankee
2011-Jul-11, 04:34 PM
All of you; ged outta here!

Should we leave with our tails between our legs?

Swift
2011-Jul-11, 04:51 PM
Who let the puns out, woof, woof, woof

nosbig5
2011-Jul-11, 06:11 PM
The dog days of summer are really getting to you guys.

Osmond
2011-Jul-29, 03:45 AM
Oh , sorry, just what Dog owner say: " You didn't believe him, did you?"
Has anyone who believe the talking dog?

Sarawak
2012-Nov-17, 03:31 PM
Les langues de chiens sont pleines de tromperies.

publiusr
2012-Nov-19, 10:08 PM
I believe him, he was on the Gong Show with Chuck Barris and he was a secret agent right? RIGHT?

Oh...

Noclevername
2012-Nov-20, 05:24 AM
I haven't heard a story like that in a dog's age.

Sarawak
2012-Nov-20, 01:54 PM
I haven't heard a story like that in a dog's age.

I haven't either. Specifically, the age of a dog which was born a few hours ago.